Taoist priest, stop pretending, we know you know magic.

Chapter 177 Pindao doesn’t mind trying to reason with Huang Xian

"Oh, this is easy."

Wang Tiejun said hurriedly: "There is a mountain temple in the next town, and Huangpi... Huangxian is enshrined in it. I will drive my car and take my wife and children to burn incense tomorrow morning."

"Do you need to offer something, such as chickens, ducks and geese?"

"Huang Xian likes to eat these the most."

Su Han nodded and said, "Okay, you can buy a chicken tomorrow morning, preferably a live chicken. After you burn incense and worship, just leave the chicken over there."

"I understand, Taoist priest."

Wang Tiejun said: "We will buy two old hens early in the morning tomorrow."

Fans in the live broadcast room joked one after another.

[Tomato Braised Noodles]: "The old hen expressed her innocence. I was shot while lying down."

[One Sword Opens the Heaven's Gate]: "Is there anyone who can uphold justice for our Brother Chicken? This is too bullying."

[Litchi Xiaoheizi]: "My suggestion is to buy a hen that has been laying eggs for two and a half years. Hens in this period are the weasels' favorite food."

[Lemons Are Not Sour]: "You little black guy upstairs, I suspect you are targeting my brother!!"

……

Fans in the live broadcast room made jokes one after another.

Wang Tiejun was not in the mood to joke with them. He asked with some anxiety: "Taoist Priest, what if Huang Xian still refuses to let us go as a family after we worship tomorrow?"

"You must know that Huang Xian is famous for his vindictiveness."

It can be seen that Wang Tiejun is really scared. He doesn't dare to call Huang Pizi and Weasel directly. He only dares to call Huang Xian.

"That shouldn't be the case."

Su Han shook his head and said: "You didn't mean to kill him, just burn incense, apologize and offer something."

"Tomorrow all three of your family will be wearing evil amulets. In addition, those disciples and grandsons were yelled at by poor Taoists just now. They must know that there is an expert's guidance behind you, so they should not dare to pester you."

"If he still refuses to give in, you can tell Pindao via private message. Pindao wouldn't mind having a [friendly] communication with him."

Hearing this, Wang Tiejun was relieved.

"Thank you, Taoist Priest. Then we won't bother you any more."

Wang Tiejun's family of three quickly hung up on Lian Mai and hurriedly went down to prepare the evil amulet.

Su Han's previous method of making evil talismans was very popular on the Internet, and you can find it with just a casual search~

The barrage in the live broadcast room is very active.

[Spring Rain]: "Hahaha, if this yellow-skinned guy doesn't know what he's doing, and provokes the Taoist priest to take action himself, I'm afraid he'll be punished miserably."

[Eternal Violet]: "The Taoist priest said that the poor Taoist was just communicating in a friendly way and trying to reason, and at best he would be beaten to the point of being knocked out of his mind."

[One code equals one code]: "There is one last lucky bag, God, just give me this last lucky bag, I really need it."

[I use mud to grow lotus flowers]: "You guys upstairs really dare to think about it. The probability is one in a million. Do you think you have this fate?"

……

Although many fans in the live broadcast room know that there is little hope, they are still waiting for the last lucky bag.

Su Han didn't hesitate, and soon handed out a lucky bag.

As expected, this lucky bag has been clicked by millions of people.

Ten minutes later, the lucky bag was drawn.

The winning user is called [Recharge and become stronger]!

[Recharge to become stronger and receive Anchor Carnival X1! 】

After the other party sent out a carnival, he quickly launched a chain of wheat.

Su Han also clicked to agree.

After a while, a new screen appeared in the live broadcast room. A fat man with messy hair, half-rimmed glasses, and an ill-fitting suit appeared in the live broadcast room.

"Taoist Master, my name is Yang Kai."

Yang Kai spoke directly and introduced himself first, and then said anxiously: "Taoist Master, you must save me. I feel like I have a terminal illness."

"Don't worry, tell me what's going on in detail."

Su Han smiled and said.

Yang Kai said with a bitter look on his face: "In the past month, I have often had diarrhea, dozens of times a day, and I have collapsed."

"With your size, you don't look like you're exhausted."

Su Han said jokingly.

The guy in front of me weighs two hundred pounds no matter what.

"Taoist Master, you are really weak."

Yang Kai burst into tears and said, "I weighed 250 kilograms a month ago, but now I only have 200 kilograms left. I lost 50 kilograms in a month."

"Taoist Priest, isn't this enough?"

The fans in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded when they heard this.

[Non-sweet mineral water]: "Hey, man, isn't this good? It can also help you lose weight. Otherwise, if you want to lose these fifty pounds, you would have to spend so much energy and suffer so much."

[Barren Mountain Old Demon]: "I think so too. This is more effective than weight loss pills. It's very effective."

[Stone Blossom]: "Fortunately, you are two hundred and five. If you are like me, who weighs ninety pounds, if you take off fifty pounds, you will probably only have an urn left."

[Jiangdong Tiebi]: "Huh? Why did I find that this fat man seemed a little familiar, as if I had seen him somewhere."

……

Yang Kai's face turned green when he saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

He said bitterly: "Don't be joking, everyone. If I do this, I'm afraid I'll go to heaven before I can lose weight successfully."

"And the most important thing is that I can't stay at home and squat on the toilet all the time. I have to go out and go to work or something."

Yang Kai said with a look of despair: "Do you know what a hopeless and helpless experience it is to have shit in your crotch in the bus or on the subway?"

"I don't dare to go out now. I have been taking leave and staying at home."

"I'm afraid that after I go out, an untrustworthy fart will come out and I will die socially on the spot."

Seeing Yang Kai's appearance, fans also realized the seriousness of this matter.

[Add vinegar to rice rolls]: "Just listening to your description makes me suffocate and collapse on the subway. I feel this is more uncomfortable than death."

[Strawberry Oreo]: "I'm not telling you, brother, you are in this situation, and you still wait until now to come to see the Taoist priest? Won't you go see a doctor first?"

[Sour and Sweet Succulent]: "That's right. Even though Daochang has great medical skills, why have you been delaying this situation before? Shouldn't you go to the hospital first?"

……

"I'm already like this, how could I drag it on!"

Yang Kai said with runny nose and tears: "I have gone to the hospital for a checkup a long time ago, but apart from superficial gastritis, there is nothing wrong with me."

"The colonoscopy and gastroscopy were performed two or three times, but nothing was found wrong."

"The doctor told me that my body is very healthy. What the hell do you think..."

"And everyone, I actually have a little money, so I went to Kyoto Union Medical College Hospital and found the top professors, but they couldn't even find out the cause of the disease."

(End of this chapter)