Please, marry a white snake wife. It’s super cool.
Chapter 212 Su Liyan: “Brother, its tongue coating is so thick, it’s so painful!”
Lu Yuan did not answer Xiaotian's request.
Seeing Lu Yuan like this, Xiao Tian pleaded stubbornly: "Hey, hey, brother, how about you put us down when we are almost in front of your friend?"
Only then did Lu Yuan respond: "That's okay. I didn't expect that you, as a flat-headed brother, would be quite decent."
Xiaotian bared his teeth and said proudly: "At any rate, we are also a flat-headed brother who can speak human language."
"Yes, we have seen a lot of talking lings and monsters. It is indeed the first time for a person like you to be able to talk without even growing hair." As Lu Yuan spoke, he heard It doesn't matter if it's a compliment or a joke.
"Master nephew, where are you?" All the cronies held torches and searched halfway up the mountain.
"I blame you for sleeping in the same tent with my nephew, and you still sleep like a dead pig." A close acquaintance complained.
"We, we're not. It's all our fault." The confidant who slept in the same tent with Lu Yuan felt very regretful and stopped defending.
"Look, a figure is coming from a distance. He looks like a young nephew." A close aide pointed into the distance.
The four cronies ran towards Lu Yuan and shouted in unison: "Young nephew!"
The other three confidants said in unison: "You were the only one who slept like hell last night!"
The reason why Lu Yuan could recognize Brother Flathead at a glance was because he had watched "Animal World" a lot when he was a child. "Spring is here, everything revives, and it is the season for animals to have fun in the prairie again."
"What a smart little guy." All the close friends praised.
Lu Yuan bent down and picked it up, put it into the medicine basket of his confidant, and said, "Carry it down the mountain. We will keep it as a pet from now on and we won't eat it!"
This is pretty good. How can ordinary people buy soy milk and fried dough sticks?
"We are not a toy, our name is Xiao Tian!" Xiao Tian put his rear hooves on the ground, hugged his chest with his front hooves, and raised his chin as high as possible.
"We've been busy all night, so let's not eat pancakes rolled with green onions. Let's see if there is any breakfast store nearby." Lu Yuan stretched and said.
Xiao Tian chirped twice, paving the ground with his front hooves, as if responding to the other party's words, and secretly cursed in his heart: "Game? Your whole family is game!"
Lu Yuan held three Star Spirit Grasses in his hand, threw them into the hands of a confidant, and said, "I heard you yelling at Erli Di, and we can't throw them away."
Xiaotian was shaken so much that he suddenly felt like the world was spinning, "If it weren't for the fact that my eldest brother wouldn't let me speak human words in front of you guys, if I could speak human words, I would just say a few words, how dare you treat me like this."
It's not that Lu Yuan doesn't want to feed his cronies fried dough sticks and soy milk, but the store only has these for breakfast.
A close confidant said with a smile: "Yes, our young nephew is very capable. Jackals, tigers, leopards, etc. are all a piece of cake."
Xiaotian nodded and whined twice in response to Lu Yuan, thinking to himself, "It's really frustrating that we are not allowed to speak!"
"Oh, okay, young nephew." The confidant shook the medicine basket behind him, fearing that Brother Pingtou would run out.
"Glib tongue, you haven't been looking for me for more than an hour." Lu Yuan looked at his cronies and was sweating profusely.
"It's a embarrassment for you. Pack your bags and let's go down the mountain. We will probably arrive at the mansion at dawn." Lu Yuan said.
Lu Yuan then said: "Little guy, if you don't like eating, I'll get you something delicious when we get back to the villa."
Xiaotian jumped out of the medicine basket.
When Lu Yuan and others reached the foot of the mountain, the sky was already slightly bright.
"It won't run away." After Lu Yuan finished speaking, he handed Xiaotian a piece of bacon.
Lu Yuan said: "The little animal you are carrying is called Brother Flathead. Look at its flat head, stained with grandma's gray. Doesn't it make sense?"
"Master nephew, where did you catch this game?" The sharp-eyed confidant looked at the flat-headed brother at the feet of the nephew.
Lu Yuan and others found a breakfast vendor at the foot of the mountain and ordered a few scallion pancakes, Xianxian bacon, and tea.
Xiaotian smelled it and shook his head with a look of disgust on his face, indicating that he would not accept bacon.
On the way down the mountain, a close confidant asked: "Master nephew, what is this pet you caught? We have never seen it before. Except for the white hair on the back and the top of the head, the rest looks dark." ”
Su Liyan was wearing a nightgown, sitting in front of the dressing table, combing her long, glossy and smooth black hair with an exquisite wooden comb.
"Daughter-in-law, look, what did I bring back?" Lu Yuan walked into the room and pointed at Brother Flathead to Su Liyan.
"Young nephew, it's going to run away!" A close confidant couldn't bear to put down the scallion pancake in his hand and shouted while sitting there.
Xiao Tian had a arrogant look on his face, as if he was showing off his skinny figure to the world.
Su Liyan has long hair and a pure and charming face. Anyone who looks at her will have a strange impulse.
After Lu Yuan returned to Yandu Villa, he left his cronies to do their own thing.
It takes a few people to eat.
A confidant replied excitedly: "Okay, okay, we feel sleepy and tired now. It would be great if we could drink a bowl of hand-ground soy milk and some fried dough sticks and pickles."
A confidant raised his left hand and said, "Young nephew, we found a Star Spirit Grass."
Xiaotian followed Lu Yuan's footsteps, climbing over the steps and thresholds, complaining as he climbed: "Your house is so big, the road is really difficult!".
Lu Yuan saw this and wanted to stop him with his hand, but thought about it, he had better let Xiao Tian endure it.
Su Liyan heard her brother's words and looked down at the little white hair who climbed over the threshold of the room.
What kind of animal is this flat-headed brother?
Brother Badger has the final say whether Africa will be in chaos or not!
How could this flat-headed brother, who was supposed to be in the African savannah, appear here? Was he being hunted by his enemies? Or looking for love?
Lu Yuan couldn't figure it out for a while, and he didn't tell Xiaotian whether he was alive or dead.
This Star Spirit Grass was accidentally discovered by this confidant on the way to find his nephew. He was relatively lucky.
Lu Yuan pretended not to hear.
"Young nephew, don't tell me. I think it's too similar when you say it." The confidant shook the medicine basket and said.
This scene made Su Liyan filled with joy.
Su Liyan stood up from the chair, walked a few steps forward, squatted down again, touched the white hair on Xiao Tian's head, looked up at Lu Yuan, and said, "Brother, this little guy can still talk, okay. cute."
Su Liyan's girlish heart burst into laughter because she regarded Xiao Tian as a pet.
Through the opening of his wife's collar, Lu Yuan could only see two swollen, round white rabbits. The nightgown was a bit too big.
Lu Yuan sat aside, took a sip of tea, and said slowly: "We picked this up on the mountain last night. Xiao Tian has a bit of a stubborn temper."
Xiaotian, whose head was touched, slapped Su Liyan's hand away with his front paws, glanced at Su Liyan and said, "You can't touch other people's heads casually, they won't grow taller!"
Listening to Xiao Tian's words, Su Liyan didn't give Xiao Tian any face. What's so mysterious about this?
It's my brother's head. Su Liyan can play with it however he wants. Brother didn't even say "no". Can't we still let us play with Xiaotian's head?
Su Liyan ravaged her a few more times, shook Xiaotian's head, and said happily: "It's so cute!"
Xiaotian was a little annoyed at being touched and glared at Su Liyan. Xiao Tian, who was about to get angry, suddenly his eyes lit up and he hugged Su Liyan's calf.
Su Liyan, who had just woken up early in the morning, hadn't had time to change clothes yet. She was wearing a nightgown, with nothing covering her white calves.
Xiao Tian licked Su Liyan's calf, and rubbed it against his face from time to time, muttering: "Wow, wow, wow, what a delicious spicy strip! It smells so good! It smells so good!"
Uh-huh.
This sudden scene made Lu Yuan and Su Liyan extremely shocked. This Xiao Tian was definitely a gangster.
Su Liyan quickly stood up, stepped back, and kicked her legs, trying to get rid of Xiao Tian's entanglement.
Xiaotian held Su Liyan's calf selflessly, and Xiaotian couldn't put it down because of the soft white calf flesh.
Su Liyan shouted in surprise: "Brother, this little guy drooled on our legs. The tongue coating is so thick that it hurts our legs. Get it away quickly!"
Lu Yuan quickly lifted Xiaotian's neck and forcibly separated it from Su Liyan's calf.
Xiaotian, who had been lifted into the air, was still struggling hard.
"Let us go, let us go."
Lu Yuandi slid Xiao Tian away, and banged twice on Xiao Tian's head with his other hand. The force was just right, and it didn't hurt his brain.
Lu Yuan said with an angry voice: "I said, you little pervert, what did you just do to my wife?"
Xiaotian, who was knocked awake, looked at Lu Yuan and said, "La Tiao! Oh, no, your wife is a half-demon, a snake girl, do you know?"
This is not to blame Xiaotian, snakes have always been one of Brother Pingtou's favorite delicacies, and his love for snakes is innate.
Lu Yuan said indifferently: "My wife, can I still be unclear? I knew it on the first day we met."
"Hehehe, the eldest brother is the eldest brother, the snake girl." Xiaotian said with bared teeth.
After Su Liyan heard this, she became unhappy. She took Xiaotian from her brother and found a bench to sit down on.
"Hey hey hey, what are you going to do?" Xiao Tian struggled and asked.
Su Liyan put Xiaotian on her lap, then pressed Xiaotian with her elbows, rolled up her sleeves with both hands, and said viciously: "What am I going to do? You actually called me a snake girl in front of my brother. I want you to know why the flowers are so red."
This little talking animal is really irritating when it talks.
Su Liyan curled her lips and began to slap Xiaotian's ass.
"Hey, hey, hey, it hurts! Brother! Save us!" Xiaotian shouted.
"How dare you? Hehehe, I'll beat you until you surrender today." Su Liyan slapped Xiaotian.
Lu Yuan listened to Xiao Tian's plea for help, pulled the chair beside him behind him, sat down, and looked at Xiao Tian with gloating.
After a while, Lu Yuan said: "Daughter-in-law, you are busy first. Remember to have breakfast later. We have eaten outside and we are going to refine the elixir for Prince Yan."
"Okay, brother." Su Liyan turned her wrist and said.
Xiaotian lay motionless on Su Liyan's lap, he really didn't dare to move.
This Su Liyan was much stronger than him. She thought that she would get beaten up by the snake girl and even embarrass the flat-headed brother if she told him about it.
What Xiaotian didn't know was that Su Liyan was already very gentle towards it.
If Su Liyan was really angry, any dog passing by would be slapped twice.
Xiaotian was lying on his stomach, whimpering softly, as if he was crying.
Su Liyan picked it up again and asked, "Do you accept it?"
"Beautiful sister! We are convinced!" Xiao Tian lowered his head.
The flat-headed brother, who was not convinced by anyone, was convinced by Lu Yuan's barbecue, but it was rare that he sobered up after being beaten by Su Liyan until he lost his temper.
"That's right, this is how you behave." Su Liyan touched Xiao Tian's head and said softly.
Su Liyan put Xiao Tian on the ground, handed Xiao Tian a piece of cotton cloth, and said, "Go and wipe your saliva off our calves."
Xiao Tian had a grimace on his face, holding cotton cloth between his front hooves and wiping saliva on Su Liyan's calf. He must have felt extremely regretful in his heart, why did he provoke such a big spicy stick?
Lu Yuan came to the study, took out the Seven Star Wind Pill Stove, and displayed the needed medicinal materials in the box in front of him.
This was Lu Yuan's first alchemy. Before making the alchemy, Lu Yuan read "Alchemy" again and carefully studied the method of refining the human-level middle-grade elixir needed to treat Gu Gaochi.
Lu Yuan, who knew what he was doing, suspended the Seven-Star Wind Alchemy Furnace in the air, and first used warm fire to preheat the alchemy furnace.
Then add rootless water, the source of life.
It hasn't rained recently, so Lu Yuan asked the host of Guyangguan for some of this rootless water.
Then the medicinal materials such as Eucommia ulmoides, Nocturnal Vine, Gardenia, Xingling Grass, etc. were thrown into the Seven Star Wind Pill Furnace one by one.
The flames that Lu Yuan fired were baking the Seven Star Wind Pill Furnace. At the same time, he relied on his own internal strength to blend various medicinal materials together through the pill furnace, and boiled the rootless water as dry as possible.
Lu Yuan had to sigh, how could an ordinary person blend various medicinal materials together without strong internal strength to support him.
The few alchemists in the Shenling Empire did not have secret books like the "Alchemy Technique" in Lu Yuan's hands, and they all relied on many attempts to refine the elixir.
These alchemists do not need to blend medicinal materials into elixirs in the process of refining elixirs. They only need to boil the water dry, add water, boil it dry, and boil the medicinal materials five or six times repeatedly to boil the medicinal materials into a slurry.
Then add some cooked flour to the slurry, knead it in your hands for a while, and then roll it into pills. This method of making is relatively conscientious.
As for the effect of the elixir, these alchemists cannot guarantee it.
Therefore, in order to enhance the powerful effect of the elixir, unscrupulous alchemists often mix red lead, autumn stone, human milk, cinnabar and other things into the elixir and knead it into an elixir. This elixir is guaranteed to be removed by the person. .
Fortunately, this is in the Shenling Empire, not the modern era before Lu Yuan traveled through time.
In the era before Lu Yuan, there were no alchemists anymore, only food research and development engineers, such as phthalates, nitrites, carrageenans, and trans fatty acids. The main thing was "does it taste good or not?" expensive"!
After seventy-seven and forty-two minutes, Lu Yuan finally boiled away the water in the Seven Star Wind Pill Furnace, and a pill was suspended in the pill furnace.
Lu Yuan thought: "It's done!"
Just when Lu Yuan was relaxing, he heard a "duang" sound inside the alchemy furnace, and the elixir split into two halves.
"Oh, failed." Lu Yuan muttered to himself, and had to do it all over again.
After a long ninety-nine minutes.
Lu Yuan finally mastered the human-level middle-grade elixir. (End of chapter)
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