Please, marry a white snake wife. It’s super cool.
Chapter 213 Su Liyan was hung on the beam!
Lu Yuan took out the middle-grade human-grade elixir from the Seven-Star Wind Pill Furnace. It had a mellow aroma and was worth tens of thousands of taels of silver.
This one alone was not enough. After a short rest, Lu Yuan continued to refine the elixir.
Su Liyan was in the room, shaking a big chicken drumstick in front of Xiaotian.
Xiaotian's eyes were shining, and his mouth was dripping with laughter. He stared intently at the big chicken drumstick in Su Liyan's hand.
Su Liyan asked: "Xiaotian, you are not an ordinary guy with a flat head. Can you speak human language? Tell me honestly, what are your intentions?"
Xiaotian wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth with his hoof, and said: "Beautiful sister, what bad intentions can we have? We can imitate various languages. Naturally, human speech can also be imitated."
"Hiss, hiss, hiss, hiss." Xiaotian spoke the language of snakes.
Su Liyan hit Xiao Tian on the head with a big chicken leg. Xiao Tian must have said something ugly in snake language.
Xiaotian covered his head and said aggrievedly: "Hiss. Hiss."
"Hiss!" Su Liyan responded.
As soon as Bengbeng said this, Xiaotian laughed "hehehe" and mocked: "Your daughter doesn't seem very smart."
"Should!"
Su Liyan gave the big chicken drumstick to Xiaotian and said coldly: "You'd better be good, otherwise, we will really show you our methods."
Su Liyan picked up Xiaotian and threw him out of the door and into the pool in the courtyard.
Xiaotian stood up, patted his chest and said, "We are different. We can quickly learn the language of any living creature."
Su Liyan held her elder brother's mobile phone in both hands and glanced at Xiao Tian who was nibbling something sweet.
Xiaotian's voice was stuck in his throat, and he thought that only he could hear the voice, so he muttered: "Oh, an extremely fickle woman! She is cruel to me."
Xiao Tian did not dare to lie in front of Lu Yuan, so he responded: "Yeah~"
Su Liyan, who had just finished the phone call, raised an elixir in Lu Yuan's hand, sniffed it again, and praised: "Brother, you are great, you can make elixirs, I really admire you to death. "
Su Liyan covered the phone, kicked Xiaotian, and said viciously: "You know what the heck, our Bengbeng is only six months old."
"Brother? Did my mother and father give birth to another brother for us outside?" Bengbeng can speak fluently now.
Su Liyan Niang couldn't hold back Bengbeng and kept pulling her pants, so she handed her big brother's phone to Bengbeng.
Lu Yuan left a word and walked into the room.
After Xiaotian heard this, he didn't say anything anymore. He could speak in six months, which was incredible.
Lu Yuan was walking under the eaves of the corridor and saw Xiao Tian fluttering in the water, and used his internal strength to lift him out.
In this era, there was no belt, just a rope to tie the pants.
Lu Yuan held a handful of human-level middle-grade elixirs and walked excitedly towards the room where Su Liyan was.
"Hey hey hey, we knew you could also speak snake language." Xiao Tian scratched his belly and said.
Lu Yuan walked up to him and asked, "Xiaotian, why did you fall into the water?"
Xiaotian looked aggrieved and said, "Brother, the beautiful sister threw me into the pool."
"Whoosh!"
"Daughter-in-law, look at the handful of elixirs we have made." Lu Yuan showed off to Su Liyan.
Xiao Tian only lowered his head to cook, but didn't care who Su Liyan was talking to.
Su Liyan said: "Bengbeng, you have to listen to grandma at home. Let's go back and bring a little friend for Bengbeng, okay?"
This small fist could not scare Xiaotian. Xiaotian held the big chicken drumstick in his hands and said smoothly, "This is natural. As long as we have food to eat, we don't do anything pretentious. We are very well-behaved."
Su Liyan said nonchalantly: "What's so strange about this? It's engraved in the genes and destined to do it."
"Did you say something bad to make our wife angry?" Lu Yuan asked. He knew very well what his wife was like, and he would not throw Xiao Tian into the pool for no reason.
Su Liyan clenched her fists and threatened Xiao Tian.
Su Liyan stood up and went to get her cell phone, showing her mother's cell phone number.
"Grandma, we want to talk to mother." She jumped up and down, trying to snatch the phone from her grandmother's hand.
There was a "pop" sound, just like a certain country's fish frying team in a diving competition, causing a splash of water several meters high.
"Mom, how are you at home?" Su Liyan was the first to say.
Su Liyan's mother responded: "Okay, okay, everything is fine, just my little granddaughter, very naughty. Isn't that right, little Bengbeng?"
Lu Yuan put the elixir in his hand on the table and said, "There are so many great things about us, aren't we?"
Su Liyan said: "It's Brother Pingtou."
Xiaotian stood by the pool, shaking his body and shaking off the water.
Xiaotian was stunned for a long time by the beautiful sister in front of him saying "His!"
After Su Liyan Niang put the phone down, she stood aside, lifted up her pants, tightened the red rope around her waist, and tied it in a knot to prevent her pants from slipping down.
Su Liyan used an extremely gentle tone to chat with her daughter and mother.
Toot toot.
The Big Brother cell phone on the bedside table started ringing.
Bengbeng took the phone with both hands, put her young face against the big brother's phone, and shouted: "Mom, what kind of friend are you?"
Su Liyan was forced to stand on tiptoes slightly and exclaimed softly, "Oh~"
At this moment, Lu Yuan pushed a big hand on Su Liyan's buttocks and lifted Su Liyan up.
"Brother, you are evil~" Su Liyan leaned against Lu Yuan.
"Hey hey hey." Xiao Tian licked his hoof and watched the show.
Lu Yuan blew out a gust of wind, blowing Xiao Tian out, and closed the door with the force.
Lu Yuan looked into Su Liyan's eyes affectionately and said, "Daughter-in-law, it's so annoying."
Xiao Tian put on a bitter face, looked at the sun hanging high in the sky, sighed and said: "Hey, it's such a hurry in broad daylight, it makes me want to say something spicy."
"Hey hey hey, what's going on?" Xiao Tian was suspended in the air without his control, and slowly moved to the top of the pool.
Xiaotian didn't expect that Lu Yuan and Su Liyan could hear him talking outside the room.
In the room, Lu Yuan held his wife's snake's tail with his right hand, his mouth pressed against the snake's tail and moaned to his heart's content, and his left hand used his inner strength to lift Xiaotian through the air.
Lu Yuan just wanted to punish Xiao Tian and did not really intend to throw Xiao Tian into the pool.
Xiao Tian was suspended above the pool. No matter how much he shouted, Lu Yuan did not put him down.
Thinking about it, at this moment, Xiaotian must have extremely regretted what he said.
About ten minutes passed.
Xiaotian suddenly lost his invisible lifting power, and only heard a "pop" sound.
Xiaotian fell into the pool again, and would drink to his fill in the pool for a long time.
When Xiao Tian fell into the pool, it was the moment when Lu Yuan's baby bump fell into Su Liyan's body.
Compared with Lu Yuan, Xiaotian and Lu Yuan were in two completely different situations, and the water temperature they felt was completely different.
Xiaotian was surrounded by cold water, feeling extremely desolate.
Lu Yuan's baby bump was wrapped in warm water, and it was compact and "talky", making Lu Yuan's whole body feel extremely comfortable.
Xiaotian flopped in the water for a long time, then lay down on the edge of the pool in the courtyard, whining, trying to arouse Lu Yuan's conscience.
What Xiaotian didn't know was that Lu Yuan was busy. After a long time.
Lu Yuan's hamstrings trembled uncontrollably, thinking it was over.
Su Liyan saw that her brother was healed and the snake's tail turned into legs, so she said, "Brother, can you lower us from the beam?"
Su Liyan was hung from the beam!
what is going on actually?
Behind all this is the annihilation of conscience, the loss of morality, or the distortion of human nature.
"Author's Observation" will present the previous scenes to you in the form of narration.
Thirty minutes ago, yes, not ten minutes ago, nor minutes ago, nor seconds ago.
What you need to understand is that Lu Yuan, who practices "Holy Body", is still very powerful! There will be no physical overdraft!
Not to mention that only Su Liyan was here, even with the two aunts Zhao Qiaoer and Song Meiqin, Lu Yuan could handle it with ease if all three of them went into battle together.
Ahem, cough, let’s get down to business.
Thirty minutes ago, Lu Yuan first tied Su Liyan's outstretched arms with two ribbons. The other end of the ribbon went around the beam and tied to Su Liyan's arm.
At the same time, in order to prevent Su Liyan's arm from dislocating, he tied a ribbon around his waist and used the same method to bypass the beam.
In this way, three ribbons are enough to suspend Su Liyan's upper body, and there is a certain appropriate height from the Kang.
Su Liyan looked like a trapeze artist performing in an acrobatic troupe.
Su Liyan rejected Lu Yuan's behavior and ideas at first, but she really couldn't stand Lu Yuan's insistence.
Su Liyan said helplessly: "Okay, brother, why do you want us to care so little about you?"
Su Liyan was really obedient to Lu Yuan. Without Su Liyan's acquiescence, no one would have been able to hang it on the beam.
Lu Yuan loved Su Liyan who was tied up so much that he removed everything that was an eyesore on Su Liyan.
Su Liyan cooperated very well. The thick white jade-like snake tail beat rhythmically on the kang surface, making a dull sound, "bang bang bang".
"Brother, do you like our snake tail?"
"Rare, so rare!"
"The sound of the snake's tail tapping and the shining spots on the opponent's body" made Lu Yuan so mesmerized that he rushed straight to Lu Yuan's Tianling Cap, making Lu Yuan feel confused.
Lu Yuan, who was "positive", wrapped his legs around Su Liyan's twitching snake tail, and used his extra legs to give it a violent blow.
Under the bombardment of artillery fire, Su Liyan screamed in pain.
"Brother, how long have you been storing ammunition for?" Su Liyan screamed in pain.
"Daughter-in-law, you know best. We can't eat secretly outside." Lu Yuan used his hands and legs together to hold Su Liyan's snake tail and said unevenly.
Afterwards, Su Liyan said softly: "Brother, when you're ready, just let us down."
Lu Yuan rubbed Su Liyan's transformed size 36 feet and said, "Let's put on your underwear first. If you are so naked, we will see more in a while and get excited again."
Su Liyan, who was suspended, lowered her head and looked at her body. Suddenly, she blushed from head to heels.
Su Liyan couldn't accept what she looked like, so she said, "Brother, put it on for us quickly!"
Lu Yuan adjusted his trousers and said, "Okay, okay, let's put them on my wife."
Lu Yuan didn't even care about his shirtless self. He first put on Su Liyan's shorts and then on his long pants.
"Brother, please slow down, the zippers above are all holding our hair." Su Liyan, who was restrained, could only speak and could not move at all.
Why do long pants and zippers appear in the Shenling Empire?
This is not surprising at all. These trousers and zippers were both developed by Lu Yuan.
Lu Yuan still found it strange that Su Liyan and his two aunts occasionally wore modern clothes, and they felt an inexplicable sense of intimacy.
After Lu Yuan put on Su Liyan's trousers, he began to untie the ribbons on Su Liyan's arms, and then untied the ribbons around Su Liyan's waist.
Su Liyan, who was lowered from the beam, said "Ouch" and fell into Lu Yuan's arms. Something seemed to squeeze Lu Yuan's chest.
Lu Yuan chuckled, patted his wife's buttocks, and said, "Daughter-in-law, at this time, we are sages, so don't try to seduce me."
After hearing this, Su Liyan bit Lu Yuan's shoulder and head hard.
"Ouch." Lu Yuan shouted, still supporting Su Liyan.
After Su Liyan let go of her mouth, she left two neat rows of tooth marks on Lu Yuan's shoulders and head.
Su Liyan pushed her brother away and said with a smile: "You still talk like this after asking me to finish my work. Hmm, are you still bullying us?"
Lu Yuan picked up Su Liyan's clothes, put it on her, and said, "Daughter-in-law, I don't dare anymore. We will miss you all the time."
Su Liyan pouted and said, "That's pretty much it."
After Lu Yuan and Su Liyan got everything done, they tidied up their clothes to make themselves look less messy.
Lu Yuan opened the door, looked at the courtyard, grabbed Xiao Tian by the pool, and quickly ran a few steps to fish him out.
Lu Yuan had actually forgotten about Xiao Tian. He originally wanted to scare Xiao Tian and tell him to be careful about what he said and stop talking nonsense.
Unexpectedly, Lu Yuan, who was impulsive, actually withdrew his inner energy and literally threw Xiao Tian into the pool.
Xiao Tian looked aggrieved and was about to cry. He just cried out, which was very pitiful.
Lu Yuan used his internal power to dry the hair on Xiao Tian's body, scratched his head and said apologetically: "I'm so sorry, I forgot about you."
Xiao Tian looked at Lu Yuan resentfully and said nothing. He seemed to have a long memory.
Xiao Tian thought to himself: "Dangdang is the only one. Hey, forget it, accept your fate."
Su Liyan held Xiaotian in her arms, touched her head and said, "Let's take Xiaotian to eat something good and comfort Xiaotian."
Later, Lu Yuan specially built an exquisite wooden cabin for Xiao Tian on the open space in a guest room.
The cabin was fully equipped with tables, chairs, beds and other furniture, as well as a small radio. Lu Yuan taught Xiao Tian how to use it.
This cabin looks like a scaled-down wooden house. There is a sign hanging on the door that reads "Gate within a roof".
When Xiaotian saw that Su Liyan had prepared a lot of various cooked meats for him, and saw the cabin built by Lu Yuan himself, he forgave the fact that Lu Yuan had thrown him into the pool for a long time during the day.
Xiaotian lay on his own small earthen bed, raised his hind hooves, chewed cooked meat, and said: "Brother, beautiful sister, you go back, we won't complain or anything."
On their way back to the room, Lu Yuan and Su Liyan chatted, "My wife, are we too kind to her?"
Su Liyan said: "It's okay, we can't put it in our room. Although we are the only ones who know that Xiaotian can talk, we can guarantee that Xiaotian won't talk nonsense in the future."
"That's true. I always feel that Xiaotian is not an ordinary animal or monster." Lu Yuan said.
"Yeah, maybe. As long as Xiaotian has no ill intentions and is willing to follow us, he can stay with us for now." Su Liyan thought for a while and replied.
After returning to the room, Lu Yuan hung his coat on the hanger, stretched, and said slowly: "It's been a busy day. I refined the elixir in the morning, elixir."
Lu Yuan looked at the empty table and bent down to look under the table. There should be no one coming in this room.
Lu Yuan asked in confusion: "Where is our elixir?"
Su Liyan spread the new sheets on the bed, smoothed them out, and said, "Brother, when you were building a cabin for Xiaotian, I saw the pills on the table, so I found a wooden box and put them in "Hey, it's not on the bedside table."
Lu Yuan walked to the bedside table, picked up the wooden box, opened it and counted, there were seven pills in total, and said with relief: "It's okay, okay, we thought we lost it. It would take a lot of effort to refine it again." ”
Su Liyan stood up, shook Lu Yuan's arm, and said, "Can someone else take it from this house?"
Lu Yuan scratched the bridge of Su Liyan's nose and said dotingly, "We still know what my wife is capable of."
Su Liyan happily came forward and kissed her: "Huh~"
"It's getting late, go to bed."
"Yeah, okay!" (End of chapter)
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