I only have a few words, can the singer blame me?

Chapter 390: Cut it, it’s all burnt

"You're still running away. Look at your virtues. You're sneaky and shameful, and you look like a dog with disheveled hair. Why do you come out to wander the world with me? Ah!"

Zhizunbao, played by Xu Feng, cursed at a dog, but he was actually scolding the second boss.

After being beaten by He Zudao, he became a little abnormal.

And this scene made many people laugh.

As we all know, Xingye's movies are filled with a lot of "nonsensical" comedies.

The same is true in "Westward Journey".

The so-called "nonsensical" is originally a common saying in Cantonese-speaking areas, which means that there is no clear purpose in doing things or saying things and it is difficult to understand.

The popularity of nonsense is actually related to the industrial status of Xiangjiang's film industry at that time. At that time, the film cycle was short, and it was normal to shoot a film in two or three weeks. The camera switching speed was also ridiculously fast. On average, a shot of 5 seconds was considered too long.

Such a fast pace leaves little time for the audience to think.

Because of this, this comedy style that has nothing to do with the main plot can develop and be carried forward in the hands of Star Master.

In fact, it may be easier to understand nonsensical comedy using the words of modern Internet people, and that word is "abstract"!

Blue Star China Xiangjiang also had this [abstract] style of comedy in its early years, but it was not further developed, let alone someone who promoted it.

Therefore, Xu Feng unknowingly played a new position.

……

The movie plays quickly.

Some people say that the upper part of "Westward Journey" is full of laughter, while the lower part of "Westward Journey" is full of tears, which is quite appropriate.

As the plot progressed, people laughed in the theater. Even Lao Meng no longer thinks about popcorn and sinks into the plot.

For a film critic like him, watching a movie is actually very consuming and requires full concentration.

Because it is possible that a certain inconspicuous line or a certain plot in the movie is the foreshadowing of the subsequent plot.

Especially since this movie and its screenwriter Xu Feng, who often likes to foreshadow, is even more tiring.

Soon, another famous scene came.

Zhizunbao and his thieves broke into the bathhouse to find Spring Sansanniang. The one who blew himself up said that he was the leader of the Ax Gang.

The camera was pointed at Chun Sanniang, filming her face with a face.

The beautiful woman takes a bath, which is extremely fragrant.

Especially this beauty with skin as white as jade, exposed shoulders, and wearing a bellyband is even more attractive.

The actor who plays her is named Qin Yingchun, who is a third-tier actress in the industry. In the past, she has played some pretty roles, and her acting skills are not very good.

However, this time, under Xu Feng's in-depth training, she showed very high acting skills and played a beautiful but ruthless banshee so realistically that some viewers became worried about the Supreme Treasure.

The Supreme Treasure may have some martial arts skills, but Chun Sansanniang is actually a female fairy, and she is not a dimensional opponent at all.

Unless he turns into a monkey and plays with a stick...

At this time, Chun Sanniang said that she came here to wait for someone to appear, and when that person arrives, she will leave.

"I'm afraid you won't live that long!"

Zhizunbao said loudly, and then pulled out the ax stuck in the waist of his back.

"Tear..."

But there was a sound of clothes being torn apart, and the Zhizunbao pants fell down with the sound, sliding down to his legs. He was only wearing a Kuchazi, which was similar to briefs, and it was bulging...

The bandits immediately exclaimed.

"Ah!" Chun Sanniang looked back curiously, exclaimed, and then quickly turned her head.

"What are you doing?" she asked sharply.

Zhizunbao lifted up his pants: "I'll wear pants when I'm done."

Chun Sanniang was shocked: "Are you peeing here?"

"Otherwise, where would you get such a big tank of water to take a bath?" Zhizunbao was very calm.

People were happy again and laughing.

"Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard."

"Seize the bamboo shoots."

"I am impressed by the Supreme Treasure's adaptability."

"Xu Fengjue is great! The screenwriter comes out and we talk about life."

"This movie has a lot of laughs."

"My brother also sacrificed a lot."

"What do you think he is so big about?"

"No driving."

"..."

On the screen, Zhizunbao finished speaking and raised his ax to prepare for action. However, due to being hit by the Seven Injury Fist, he hit a pillar and fell into the "urinal".

Afterwards, Spring Sansanniang only used a few moves to fight off all the bandits who rushed in, and knelt down to beg for mercy.

As the leader of the Ax Gang and the leader of the bandits, Zhizunbao fell to the ground and begged for mercy.

——"A real man must be able to stretch and contract!" 》

Then, Haru Sansanniang asked everyone to take off their shoes, and she wanted to look at the soles of their feet.

It turned out that she was looking for a person with three moles on the soles of his feet, but she looked around and couldn't find them.

On the contrary, the cars in the movie drive very fast.

She saw a lot of hair growing on the soles of Zhizunbao's feet and asked:

"Why is it so hairy?"

"It's normal. The hair on other parts of my body is more lush. How about it? Doesn't it make you feel tickled?" Zhizunbao said with a smile on his face. In essence, he was still very unhappy with Chun Sanniang.

"Tear."

The next second, Chun Sanniang directly pulled out a handful of hair from the sole of Zhizunbao's feet, causing Zhizunbao to scream in pain.

"You mean it grows more lushly there?"

"No, actually I only have hair on my head and soles of my feet. They probably grew in the wrong places." Zhizunbao explained hurriedly.

Chun Sanniang snorted coldly.

Dirty, so dirty!

Many in the audience burst into laughter.

There are also children asking where "there" is, and the parents look weird and don't know how to explain it to their children.

"My little brother is such an experienced driver..." Qingcheng smiled and shook her head. She thought of the first season of "Love Apartment", where she also drove like this.

But she didn't expect that Xu Feng would actually drive in various movies.

"From innocence to driving skills, maybe this is the growth of a man." Qing Cheng thought to himself.

in movies.

In the end, Chun Shisanniang didn't find the person with three moles on the soles of his feet.

In fact, the person she is looking for is Zhizunbao, but Zhizunbao has not met Fairy Zixia yet, so there are no three moles on the soles of her feet.

This is actually the core issue of "Westward Journey: Moonlight Treasure Box".

The entire movie begins with the arrival of Chun Sanniang to Wuyue Mountain, and the answer is only given when Fairy Zixia appears at the end of the film.

Among them, the plot often hints at the identity of the Supreme Treasure.

For example, he often enters the Water Curtain Cave in his dreams and always sees a monkey watching him...

The plot quickly progressed to the point where Chun Sanniang turned into a spider spirit. The reason was that the second master used the Five Poison Ecstasy on her, which made her reveal her true form.

After a melee, the bandits used torches to drive away the big spider.

But the Supreme Treasure was also accidentally injured by the second master with a torch.

High energy ahead!

"Ah, Gang Leader, your little brother is on fire!"

Zhizunbao was frightened, and the bandits rushed to put out the fire.

The second boss looked serious: "Everyone is putting out the fire, how can I be left out? Take it and let me do it!"

After saying that, he handed the torch in his hand to the other bandits, and then shouted to Zhizunbao: "Gang leader, lie down quickly!"

"Oh!" Zhizunbao lay on the ground obediently, and a blazing fire lit up under his crotch.

All the viewers watching this scene couldn't help laughing.

Just when the audience was curious about how the second master put out the fire, they saw the second master running to the Supreme Treasure, aiming at the location of the fire, and giving it a fierce kick.

"Don't be afraid, I'll step on the eggs."

"I step on it!"

"I step on it!"

"I'll crush it!"

The second boss kicked one after another.

What responded to him was the Supreme Treasure's painful screams.

"what!"

"Oh!"

"what!"

--"world masterpiece"

The whole place burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha!"

"Red and fiery, in a trance!"

"I go!"

"Put out the fire with your feet! Hahahaha!"

"I feel sorry for my brother, can it still be used after being stepped on like this?"

"My balls hurt just looking at it!"

"Director Xu is a genius! I learned it! I learned it!"

"The second boss has some personal grudges."

This scene is also quite explosive in the explosion world.

Fortunately, the second master's method still worked, and he successfully stamped out the fire under the Supreme Treasure's crotch.

Moreover, the Supreme Treasure was also a blessing in disguise. These dozens of kicks used poison to fight fire and healed his seven injuries.

After he recovered, he began to think about killing Chun Sanniang again.

At this time, another important role appears.

——Bai Jingjing.

She is Haru Sansanniang's junior sister. Compared to Sansanniang, her character is much gentler.

However, she is also a female elf.

White Bone Essence.

For some people on earth, the white-bone demon played by Karen Mok is definitely a shadow of childhood. Karen Mok is very beautiful, especially her legs are amazing, but after she turns into a white-bone demon, she is really oozing, making it difficult to get off. Gotta go mouth. As soon as she appeared on the stage, she and her senior sister Chun Sansanniang frightened the second boss.

The conversation between her and her senior sister about the reincarnation of Tang Monk and Sun Wukong was also overheard by an old cow. It turned around and ran away to report to the Bull Demon King.

The camera turned.

On a moonlit night, Zhizunbao shaved off the beard on his face, put on the clothes of a champion, and came to Bai Jingjing to express his love.

As the bandit king, he fell in love with this female temptress at first sight.

Of course, he didn't know she was a succubus at this point.

Bai Jingjing recognized the Supreme Treasure at a glance as Sun Wukong, and then used the Samadhi White Bone Fire to ignite the Supreme Treasure's right hand. After seeing him in pain, she realized that he was a mortal and not Sun Wukong.

With Sun Wukong's magical power, how could he be afraid of such a small magic?

After Bai Jingjing put out the fire on Zhizunbao's hand, she said to him:

"Let's do a good job in this promising job as a bandit."

Obviously, Bai Jingjing overreacted and there is a story between her and Sun Wukong.

In fact, this is indeed the case. Five hundred years ago, Sun Wukong once told her that he would marry her, but he broke his promise.

At this point, the emotional part of the movie gradually comes out.

Zhizunbao loves girl Jingjing, and Bai Jingjing has always been in love with Sun Wukong.

……

The long night is finally over.

the next day.

Zhizunbao went out to rob, and when he sat down to rest, a bunch of grapes fell on his forehead.

Zhizunbao took it home, but never thought that the bunch of grapes would turn into an old man with a bald head.

The weakest Bodhi Patriarch in history appears!

"I am Patriarch Bodhi." The bald old man introduced himself.

"What's wrong with your mother?" Zhizunbao answered.

This is actually a homophonic joke in Chaoshan dialect.

"Bodhi" and "Pudi" have the same sound.

Ancestor Bodhi handed Zhizunbao a demon mirror and said that Bai Jingjing and Chun Sansanniang were both demons, but Zhizunbao thought the old man had stolen his grapes and punched and kicked him.

At this time, Miss Jingjing came and knocked on the door.

Zhizunbao went to open the door. He still held the demon mirror in his hand. During the conversation, he accidentally looked into the demon mirror and saw the true face of the white-bone spirit.

Zhizunbao was shocked, but he was worthy of being the bandit king and had excellent psychological quality.

He suppressed the panic in his heart, pretended that nothing happened, and then closed the door to see the guests away.

At this time, the Supreme Treasure believed what the Bodhi Patriarch said. Later, the Bodhi Patriarch told him what happened after the battle at the beginning of the movie, saying that the Jade Emperor was moved by Tang Monk's spirit and asked Sun Wukong to reincarnate here 500 years later. Let Tang Monk be reincarnated here, and arrange for the master and apprentice to reunite and go to the West to learn scriptures again, so as to influence all living beings.

Then, Patriarch Bodhi took out the Universe Bag and the Invisibility Talisman, and asked the Supreme Treasure to put the Invisibility Talisman on it and use the Universe Bag to subdue the monsters, but the Supreme Treasure gave this job to the second master.

Little did they know that the second head of the family had already "rebelled" and was bewitched by Chun Sananniang.

He turned around and burned all the invisibility charms, and told Haru Sansanniang about it.

At night, a group of bandits and Zhizunbao wearing only fake invisibility trousers found Chun Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing.

The two goblins pretended not to see them, and then Haru Sansanniang cast a spell.

"Gang leader, it's on fire!!!" the bandits whispered with fear on their faces, and they saw that Zhizunbao's crotch... was on fire again.

Zhizunbao was about to take off his pants.

"You can't take it off!" said a bandit.

Once taken off, the invisibility charm is useless.

The second master stretched out his hand with a serious expression.

Nuclear energy ahead, the famous scene is coming!

But I saw the camera zooming in on the Second Master, the Supreme Treasure, Sister Chun Sansanniang, the Second Master nodding, the Supreme Treasure with his mouth wide open in surprise, the Second Master turning his head, the Supreme Treasure nodding... and so on.

Although there are no lines, the lens language is very rich, and the audience can understand it at a glance.

The lens language here is:

Zhizunbao: "My little brother is on fire again, what should I do?"

The second boss: "I think this is what we should do..."

Zhizunbao: "Don't do that again, right?"

Bai Jingjing: "I want to see what you are going to do?"

Chun Sanniang: "Me too."

The second boss: "Let's do it this way, there is no other way."

Supreme Treasure: "Okay, let's do it."

Emotions advance rapidly through character eye contact.

There was obviously no verbal communication, but it felt like there was a lot of communication.

When Zhizunbao nodded at the end, he expressed that he already knew what he was about to face.

At this moment, the audience held their breath.

What else can be done?

That's the only way.

Supreme Treasure lay on the ground, and a group of bandits surrounded him, and then they stretched out their feet toward the fire... in tacit agreement.

One kick!

Two feet!

Three legs!

Four legs!

……

Zhizunbao covered his mouth, resisting the severe pain, and big beads of sweat flowed out from his forehead.

In the theater, everyone laughed!

"Hahahaha!"

"Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose!"

"Oh my god! Here we go again!!!"

"Hahahaha! I laughed until my stomach hurt!"

"This is so funny, so funny!"

“With so many people stepping on it together, can it still be used?”

"I want to know too! Director Xu is really cruel to me!"

"Hahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"..."

Do you think this is over?

and also!

After the fire went out, Chun Sansanniang pretended to quarrel with her junior sister and poured a bowl of wine onto the spot where the Supreme Treasure was on fire.

then……

The fire that had just been extinguished was rekindled.

——"Two Scores"

Zhizunbao looked back at Chun Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing depressedly, then picked up a wooden stick, bit it in his mouth, and nodded to the second master.

Meaning: Come on! I can handle it!

The second master waved his hand, and the bandits stretched out their feet again.

"Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!"

One foot after another landed somewhere on the Supreme Treasure.

People were laughing like crazy.

Finally the fire was stamped out again.

Sudden.

"Damn it, it's your turn to pay back the money now!" Bai Jingjing also pretended not to see Zhizunbao and others, and knocked away the lighting candle, which happened to fly to the place where Zhizunbao's body caught fire just now.

The fire was lit again.

Zhizunbao looked helpless, tears rolled down his cheeks, and the wooden stick in his mouth was bitten by him.

This is not catching monsters at all. It is clearly a famous dish in Guangdong Province - "Fire Roasted Chicken".

In the theater, countless people laughed so hard that they couldn't stand up straight.

Too messed up.

At this moment, the second boss handed over a knife: "Cut it, it's all burnt."

Zhizunbao refused with pain on his face: "It's a little brittle, but it's better than nothing."

Then he stopped pretending, got up and led the bandits to fight the two female goblins with open swords and spears.

He asked the second master to use the Qiankun bag to trap the two banshees.

Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing did not panic at all, but were proud. In the previous plot, they had already controlled the second master.

Who would have thought that in the next second, they would be put into the Qiankun bag by the second master.

This second master was actually transformed by Patriarch Bodhi. Zhizunbao and him had long discovered that something was wrong with the second master.

Unfortunately, during the trial of the second master, a puppy bit off the rope binding the Qiankun Bag and released the two banshees, thus failing in the end.

Afterwards, a more powerful being came.

Bull Demon King!

He also wanted to eat Tang Monk's meat.

At the same time, there is still an account to be settled between him and Sun Wukong.

Originally, after the Supreme Treasure learned that the Bull Demon King and Sun Wukong were sworn brothers, he immediately flattered the Bull Demon King.

Unexpectedly, the Bull Demon King waved his banana fan and said angrily:

"I'll kill you, the bastard who seduced your adopted sister-in-law!"

This is what he wants to settle!

audience:? ? ? ?

Sister-in-law?

Princess Iron Fan?

Sun Wukong has an affair with Princess Iron Fan?

Damn it 66666!

Your circle is really messy!

……

The shooting scenes of "Westward Journey: Moonlight Box" were actually mainly concentrated in two places, one is in the village and the other is in Pansi Cave.

Zhizunbao, Bai Jingjing and others were unable to defeat the Bull Demon King and fled into the Pansi Cave in panic.

The plot is also here, entering the second half.

(End of this chapter)