I only have a few words, can the singer blame me?

Chapter 391 I shivered just now, it felt so good

Qingcheng is itching now.

Itch on a psychological level.

At this moment, the movie camera was filming Xu Feng's face. No matter how you looked at it, he looked handsome. The sight of his completely blind face made her excited and she couldn't help but tighten her legs.

"Get up."

Suddenly, the second master's voice sounded.

The voice sounded unusual, like the voice of a ghost in a ghost movie, deliberately slowed down.

"What are you going to do?"

The Supreme Treasure played by Xu Feng covered his breasts, giving the impression that the second boss was about to invade him, which made the audience laugh again.

The second master came closer to the body and said: "My master wants to see you."

At this time, they were already in Pansi Cave.

The second master wants to take the Supreme Treasure to meet his master Spider Spirit.

He has been controlled by the spider spirit.

Zhizunbao took out the demon mirror and said that he was not Sun Wukong at all.

Sure enough, in the demon mirror, he still looked like the Supreme Treasure. Xu Feng's handsome face had not changed at all, let alone turned into a monkey.

This is actually another hint of the plot, indicating that the Supreme Treasure at this time is not Sun Wukong.

At this time.

The second master took the demon mirror, looked into the mirror, and immediately screamed:

"Pig!!!"

What appeared in the mirror was a pig's head!

Wow!

People didn't expect that he was actually the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie.

The sudden reversal caused many voices to appear in the theater, and everyone was startled.

"Fuck!"

"The second boss is actually the reincarnation of Zhu Bajie!!"

"Damn, I didn't even guess that."

"This reversal... is awesome!"

The scene switched, and the Supreme Treasure explained to Chun Sananniang that he was not Sun Wukong at all. However, because the Supreme Treasure and Bodhi Patriarch had jointly deceived their sisters before, saying that the Supreme Treasure was Sun Wukong, Chun Sananniang no longer believed it at this time. He did.

She subdued the Supreme Treasure with her backhand, and then asked Bai Jingjing to kill him quickly.

Who would have thought that Bai Jingjing still had feelings for Sun Wukong and didn't want to kill him.

Instead, she pulled out her sword and started fighting with Chun Sansanniang.

In the end, both sides suffer losses.

Immediately afterwards, Bai Jingjing took the Supreme Treasure and ran into a stone cave, twisted the mechanism next to the cave door, and lowered the stone door.

As mentioned before, Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing are both apprentices of Pansi Immortal.

Pansi Cave is the dojo of Pansi Great Immortal.

The two of them are extremely familiar with this place.

And this stone door also has a great origin. It was made of ten thousand-year-old diamond by Pansi Daxian and cannot be broken into by force.

Chun Sanniang had no choice but to persuade her outside the door:

"Junior sister, don't you remember what he did to you before? He cheated on your relationship and broke your engagement. You originally had a beautiful marriage with Chi Lian Shenjun, but he messed up everything. He is not capable now. Wait until he recovers his true form. After that, I will ignore you again."

Zhizunbao couldn't listen anymore and interrupted Chun Sansanniang.

Chun Sanniang told her not to be complacent, today is the night of the full moon, Bai Jingjing is about to transform into a corpse, and you will die in an ugly way.

"Damn, I'm so scared."

Zhizunbao shouted back, but his eyes looked at Jingjing.

At the same time, the Bull Demon King outside Pansi Cave has arrived and is looking for the whereabouts of Zhizunbao and others.

It's just because there are thousands of them on the mountain here and there are so many caves that it will be difficult to find them for a while.

Return to the cave.

After a while, Supreme Treasure shouted: "Ah!! Help... the corpse has transformed!"

Chun Sananniang asked him to spread some yang energy from mouth to mouth, so that Bai Jingjing could hold on for a while longer.

Just then, the cave door opened wide.

"Scared me to death." Zhizunbao rushed out and hugged Chun Sansanniang tightly.

Chun Sananniang looked at the ground inside the cave, and Bai Jingjing was lying on the ground.

"Junior sister, you can't beat me?"

"Really?" Bai Jingjing, who was lying on the ground, raised her head and spoke in a rough voice. "Her" face was clearly the face of Supreme Treasure.

And out of fear, the "Supreme Treasure" holding Chun Sansanniang tightly is actually Bai Jingjing.

They had just exchanged clothes and performed a "bitter meat trick" together.

"If you move, I'll break your neck!" Bai Jingjing pinched Chun Sananniang's neck and said to her, and then said to Zhizunbao: "Quickly get the key and lock her in!"

The key refers to the key to the stone door mechanism.

this moment.

In the theater, people no longer cared about what Bai Jingjing said. They all opened their mouths and widened their eyes, looking at Xu Feng's outfit at this time, stunned.

"This seems to be my brother's first time dressing up as a woman, right?"

"Good-looking! So beautiful!"

"Oh my God!"

"Hahaha, why do I feel that he is so handsome?"

"I have a bold idea."

"Go away, don't steal your husband from me."

"..."

Xu Feng's women's clothing shocked many viewers.

You know, this is Xu Feng's first time wearing women's clothing.

In the past, when Xu Feng appeared on the screen, he was always a handsome young man, a knight, etc. When have you ever seen him like this?

In the next second, the famous scene came.

Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao teamed up to imprison Chun Sananniang in the cave.

"goodbye!"

Zhizunbao pulled out the key and just escaped from danger, but found that Bai Jingjing could no longer hold on and the corpse turned into a white-bone spirit.

So, before the stone door was completely closed, he hurriedly hid in the cave.

"Bang!"

Shimen fell heavily to the ground.

An embarrassing scene has come.

He had just locked up Chun Sanniang, but he himself hid in again...

The scene was very awkward and the air was very quiet.

At this moment.

Chun Sanniang looked at the Supreme Treasure quietly.

Zhizunbao had no choice but to smile politely but without losing embarrassment, and then said to her: "When will the injustice be repaid..."

After saying that, Zhizunbao knelt on the ground: "I have a very good suggestion...Say it first, and don't slap me in the face."

——"A real man must be able to stretch and contract*2"

Just when Chun Sanniang's fingers were ready to hit him, Zhizunbao quickly stood up from the ground and ran away in a hurry: "Don't hit him anywhere, please."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"Ha ha ha ha."

"This is so funny!"

"Don't slap me in the face, hahaha."

"Spider Spirit: Check the look, this guy deserves a beating."

Others are thinking:

"Xu Feng's acting skills are really good!"

The scene just now was seen by everyone, and the requirements for acting were extremely high.

Most actors can't portray Xu Feng at all, but Xu Feng does it just right.

In the actor's field, he is neither the best actor nor the best actor. Instead, he is very young. However, in many cases, his acting skills are obviously higher than those of the best actor and best actor.

I have to say, it's very magical.

At the same time, the plot here also makes people worry about the Supreme Treasure.

"If you don't open the door yet, I'm warning you, I'll rape your sweetheart first and then kill her."

Chun Sansanniang rode on Zhizunbao, held his neck, and threatened Bai Jingjing.

Unexpectedly, Bai Jingjing had transformed into a corpse outside the door and was attacking the second master. Fortunately, the second master was smart and took advantage of the opportunity to inject Yang Qi into the Bone Essence to open the stone door with a key.

But inside the door, Chun Sanniang did as she was told and accurately used the [Aphrodisiac Technique] on the Supreme Treasure.

"Don't do it!"

When the second master saw this, he rushed forward and took the [Aphrodisiac Technique] on behalf of the Supreme Treasure. Just like the first master fell in love with Bai Jingjing, the second master had already fallen in love with Chun Sanniang.

What reasons do you need to love someone?

Then, another high-energy scene appeared.

Chun Sananniang's original intention was to use the aphrodisiac method to enchant the soul of the Supreme Treasure, and then let him do harmonious things with her, in order to anger Bai Jingjing.

Unexpectedly, the aphrodisiac was used on the second master.

After the two separated.

Chun Sanniang asked angrily: "What are you doing?"

The second boss looked wide-eyed and sweating profusely: "I shivered just now, it was so enjoyable."

The tone was full of aftertaste, even if the chill lasted only a few seconds.

Chun Sansanniang was shocked: "You shuddered on me?"

The second master nodded.

"Yes."

"Oh my god." Chun Sansanniang blinked, completely confused.

——"I couldn't understand it when I was a child, but I understand it instantly when I grow up."

This is where the "shudder" joke comes from.

In the theater, there were children again who couldn't understand and asked their parents.

Many parents are momentarily speechless.

Damn it, you are obviously here to watch a movie to have fun, why do you need to give your child a physical exam?

Can't that veteran driver Xu Feng drive less?

Parents are frustrated.

"Sister, what do you mean by shivering?"

The little girl next to Qingcheng saw that asking the adults was fruitless, so she turned to ask her.

Qingcheng:……

Her face turned red instantly. Although she had vaguely guessed it, she only knew it from some Japanese movies and had never practiced it herself. Besides, even though I have practiced it myself, I don’t know how to explain it to the little girl.

"Husband, husband, you have made me miserable."

Fortunately, the girl's parents responded quickly: "Mengmeng, don't ask random questions. Shivering means that your father and I gave birth to your brother."

"Oh, the second master wants to have a baby brother with Chun Sansanniang, then I understand." The girl suddenly realized.

Almost at the same time, Qingcheng and the girl’s parents let out a sigh of relief.

This is really terrible.

By the way, there are quite a lot of dirty jokes in "Westward Journey". For example, in the second part, there is a line: "A hard-working lady is grinding tofu."

There are also many dirty scenes.

For example, the next scene...

When the camera turned, Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao changed their clothes.

Zhizunbao honestly told Bai Jingjing that he was not Sun Wukong. Bai Jingjing asked him if he was not afraid of killing him?

Zhizunbao said sincerely: "I can't help it, because I don't want you to be thinking about someone else when you see me."

"I'll kill you!" Bai Jingjing turned her fingers into claws, but in the end she couldn't do it.

In fact, she also has feelings for the Supreme Treasure.

She loved Sun Wukong, but Sun Wukong played with her feelings.

As for Zhizunbao, he expressed his love to her even though he knew she was a demon.

She could feel this true love.

Thinking in her heart, Bai Jingjing held her head and cried.

As he cried, he kissed and hugged the Supreme Treasure.

The love reached the depths, and after taking off their clothes, the two wanted to have a fierce battle in broad daylight.

It's a pity that Zhizunbao has been unable to untie his belt, forcing Bai Jingjing to untie him herself. After untying him, she stopped again.

"I'm not used to it during the day. Let's talk about it at night."

In the theater, people opened their mouths.

Everyone was originally looking forward to the next plot, but this is the result?

Sudden.

Someone said: "Isn't it burnt? It should be unusable, right?"

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience burst into laughter.

Children don’t understand, but adults understand instantly.

On the screen, Bai Jingjing thoughtfully returned the breast shield to the Supreme Treasure. At this time, she was not as ferocious and terrifying as the White-bone Demon. Instead, she was as gentle as water, like a little girl who had just fallen in love.

And Zhizunbao said: "Whether it's night or day, you need to give me orders at any time. From today on, I will always be with you."

How does he look like the leader of the Ax Gang at this moment?

More like a man who is willing to do anything for his lover.

It can be seen that the relationship between the two has changed from unrequited love to a two-way love, and both have grown during this period.

In Pansi Cave, the progress between Chun Sanniang and the second master was even faster.

Chun Sanniang's belly grew rapidly. Yes, she was pregnant with the second head of the family's child.

Don't ask why it's so fast, just ask that this is Journey to the West.

A world where you can get pregnant by drinking river water.

At this moment, the stone door opened.

It's the Supreme Treasure that's back.

Because Jingjing was poisoned by spider poison, he would not die soon, so he returned to Pansi Cave to ask Chun Sananniang for the antidote. He really fell in love with Bai Jingjing.

The exchange is to help her find Tang Seng.

In fact, Zhizunbao deceived her here. He didn't know the whereabouts of Tang Monk. He just came to bet that Chun Sanniang would save Bai Jingjing in order to eat Tang Monk's meat.

Chun Sanzang didn't know that the child in her belly was none other than Tang Sanzang.

This is the charm of Xing Ye's comedy.

Spring Thirty-nine Mother longed to eat Tang Monk's meat, but it turned out that Tang Monk was her own son.

How ironic.

As for why Tang Monk became the reincarnated son of Chun Sanniang and Zhu Bajie, we can only say that the name of the movie is "Westward Journey".

Unfortunately, when Zhizunbao and Chun Sananniang rushed back to the cliff where Bai Jingjing was, Bai Jingjing had already committed suicide by jumping off.

She fell asleep just now, and when she woke up, she didn't see the Supreme Treasure. Thinking that her feelings had been toyed with again, she was so desperate that she jumped off the cliff and knocked down the ancestor Bodhi who was climbing up.

It can be seen from this that Bai Jingjing is really attracted to the Supreme Treasure.

Fortunately, Bai Jingjing is not dead.

The Bull Demon King's men found Bai Jingjing who jumped off the cliff, and then the Bull Demon King cast a spell to cure her.

However, as the biggest villain of this movie, he is not a conscience discovery, but Tang Seng who wants to force Bai Jingjing to take him into Pansi Cave and reincarnate.

The scene turns to the other side.

The Supreme Treasure was imprisoned in a cave by Spring Sansanniang. He wanted to dig a tunnel to escape, but he found the super prize - the Moonlight Treasure Box!

God-level props appear throughout "Westward Journey".

By chanting the spell and using this treasure, you can travel through time and space with the help of the moon's brilliance.

Then, the Supreme Treasure was sucked into the ground by a mist. When the camera turned, he had come to a cave full of water. It was exactly the same as the Water Curtain Cave in the dream. At the end of the road, there was a huge golden hoop and a tightening curse. .

A bunch of little monkeys said hello to him and welcomed the king back.

In fact, at this point, the plot has clearly told the audience that the Supreme Treasure is Sun Wukong.

However, he has not yet met the person who left three moles on the soles of his feet.

At this moment.

Zhizunbao rubbed his eyes, and all the little monkeys disappeared.

"It's a ghost for me."

Immediately afterwards, he saw a scroll next to the tight hoop. When he opened it, he saw Guanyin painted on it.

Never would I have thought that as soon as I opened it, the Guanyin scroll automatically flew into the air and caught fire.

"Sun Wukong, your sins were heinous back then. I hope you will come to a complete enlightenment in this life and change your past mistakes."

Guanyin told him that in the future he would meet someone and give him three moles. At that time, he would be able to put on the tightening spell and transform back into the powerful Monkey King, Monkey King, and shoulder the important task of fetching the Western Scriptures again.

"Rewrite history! But from now on, everything in this world has nothing to do with you. You can no longer have any lust or nostalgia."

Seeing this, the audience's mood became inexplicably heavy, not as relaxed as before.

Now, Zhizunbao has fallen in love with Bai Jingjing. If he puts on the tight hoop and becomes Sun Wukong, what will Bai Jingjing do?

At this time, many people have forgotten that An Zhiyi also starred in this movie.

Baojing CP is also very easy to knock.

"Why do I feel like there will be a knife in this plot?"

"Damn it! Don't be so clumsy!"

"Xu Feng...it's hard to say! I hope there is no knife."

The audience became nervous.

That man always likes to make people cry.

(End of this chapter)