Rebirth, I want to be a prince

Chapter 110 [Eat, Sleep, and Play Doudou] (Ask for a monthly pass!)

Su Doudou twitched her mouth: "My lord, if you also plan to switch to business, I despise you to death."

Wang Daqi smiled: "What kind of business do I work in? Even if I want to, the country won't let me. For a technical person like me, the only way left is to wait for retirement in the army." Zhang Yisong didn't notice it, and Shi Lei didn't feel that it was so strange, but Qin Jie blinked his eyes, as if he could see what Wang Daqi said.

"Then what are you doing with that guy, Lao Feng? If he didn't have a good sister, I really wouldn't have time to socialize with him."

"There are some marginal technologies in the army, and they are worth a little money if they are placed somewhere. Brother Feng, you want to get some of this technology from me. I heard that he and Shi Lei are going to start a new company. It is a high-tech product." Wang Daqi said, and glanced at Shi Lei, Shi Lei felt strange, and thought that I hadn't mentioned it yet, why did Wang Daqi push himself up?Could it be that he is ready to give the technology to Feng Linlin?

Shi Lei was thinking about how to bring this matter up to Wang Daqi, and at the same time whether it would be more convenient to change places after dinner, but Su Doudou pointed at Shi Lei and began to shoot: "Okay, Shi Lei, let me treat you to dinner today." This is because you want me to be your gunman, right? I said, why do you want to be called Dawang Xiaowang... Dawang, let me tell you, if you dare to take the country The businessman who sold the secret to these philistines, I am in a hurry with you."

Shi Lei thought it was a good thing that he didn't mention this matter to Su Doudou, it can't be seen that she is quite hostile to the rich, or that she puts less emphasis on business than politics in her heart.

Wang Daqi had already figured it out in his mind now, it seemed that he had wrongly blamed Shi Lei, and Shi Lei really didn't let Su Doudou be the lobbyist.It's just that Wang Daqi doesn't know that Shi Lei actually has this intention, but he hasn't found the right opportunity yet.Now, on the contrary, Shi Lei took advantage of it.

"What kind of state secret? It's said that it is a technology that is on the verge of being eliminated. It will not be used in the army. Sooner or later, it will be given to the local government. It depends on how to give it. Forget it, let's not talk about it today." Said. Come on, raise your cup and congratulate Shi Lei.

Shi Lei was not in a hurry to drink, and he also heard the implication from Wang Daqi's words. Only then did he realize that Wang Daqi is in the same way as Su Doudou in some aspects. I don't have much affection, which is completely different from local government officials.In the era of political struggle, officials may not see businessmen much, but in the era of economic construction, there must be a lot of transactions between officials and businessmen, but some transactions can be exposed and can be achieved by multiple parties. Interesting, some transactions are the use of power for personal gain.

"Su Doudou, I didn't plan to use your gun, and I didn't dare to use it, and when did I say I would treat you to dinner? You were the one who rushed to call me, okay?" Since Shi Lei heard Wang Daqi Naturally, he had to pick out some of the overtones when he spoke, although what he said was a bit insincere.

"Are you still a man? Do you ask women to pay for your meals?" Su Doudou was anxious as expected.

Shi Lei rolled his eyes: "Girl, you're a man, you don't like women, you're not used to it"

"I believe it or not..." Su Doudou blurted out, and then remembered that Shi Lei didn't care about her enthusiasm during the military training, so she couldn't help but couldn't continue.

Shi Lei still wanted to tease her, but Zhang Yisong kept giving him winks and winks.Shi Lei laughed and scolded angrily: "As soon as you let go, you will soon squeeze out the eye gum, why don't I stop talking?"

"Uh... What I mean is, Shi Shi, you can be considered a rich man now. You who eat two meals a meal, how can you compete with Sister Daji?" Zhang Yisong saw that Su Doudou was choked by Shi Lei. Light, smoothing things out with a smiling face.

Shi Lei is neither humble nor overbearing: "I just hope she understands that not everyone has to let her go."

"If you want to meddle in your own business, you're itching to clean up, aren't you?" Su Doudou said this to Zhang Yisong, staring at a pair of big eyes, and her eyelids almost disappeared.

Zhang Yisong shrunk his neck and raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "Okay, I have a lot to do, why do you think I am not a human being inside and out?"

"Because you are a Zhu Bajie, and you love to look in the mirror." Su Doudou's angry look actually showed her cuteness even more. .

Qin Jie and Wang Daqi looked at each other, Su Doudou's performance is really rare, usually she bullies others at will without daring to fight back, Zhang Yisong's performance is the best proof.It's good now, with Shi Lei, a nemesis who doesn't give face at all, I'm afraid the world will no longer be peaceful from now on.

After Shi Lei argued with Su Doudou for a few words, the atmosphere in the private room cooled down, and no one spoke for a few minutes.

Shi Lei also felt a little embarrassed, coughed twice, and said, "I'll tell you a joke."

The three men were naturally very supportive, and immediately acted as if they were listening. Su Doudou curled her lips and muttered in a low voice: "Tch, what a good joke you can tell." But his eyes kept on looking at Shi Lei, obviously looking forward to it.

Shi Lei didn't mind, and said slowly: "Before making a joke, let me ask you a question. Tell me, everyone knows that polar bears are omnivores, but why doesn't it eat penguins?"

Putting this question aside for many years, everyone would roll their eyes and say it was too cold, but in this private room, the four of them frowned and pondered, yes, I have never heard of polar bears eating penguins, this why?

Su Doudou answered first: "Because the penguin is too fat, the whole body is full of fat, every bite is oily, and the polar bear doesn't like it."

Shi Lei shook his head slowly with a smile, and Zhang Yisong said smartly: "Animals also have nepotism, you still don't allow penguins and polar bears to be good buddies?"

"Yi Song, can you stop showing off your low IQ?"

Zhang Yisong was annoyed, but stopped talking.

After a long while, Shi Lei answered slowly, "Because there are no penguins in the North Pole, and no polar bears in the South Pole, the two of them can't see each other."

Everyone suddenly realized, and Su Doudou was also convinced, urging Shi Lei to tell jokes quickly, obviously the expectation for his jokes has escalated again.

"The joke is that it has something to do with penguins. It is said that a certain zoo raised a group of penguins. One day a TV station in the city wanted to interview the zoo and wanted to know how these penguins were doing well in the zoo. Then the camera was set up, and the reporter He also held the microphone and walked into the igloo where the penguin lived. After seeing the penguin, the reporter asked the penguin, how are you doing here? The penguin said, it’s pretty good..."

Su Doudou interjected, "What, can penguins talk? What kind of shit joke are you talking about?"

"Since it's a joke, naturally don't think about whether the penguin can talk. Do you still listen to the joke?"

Su Doudou pursed her mouth in frustration: "Okay, okay, tell me."

Shi Lei continued: "Then the reporter asked again, what about Antarctica? How do you like it here? The penguin said again, it's okay, where does it live? It's just that the big white bear next door is a little scared, it seems to always want to rush The reporter laughed. It’s normal for a penguin to have never seen a polar bear. Finally, he asked the penguin, what do you do every day after you get here? The penguin flaps its short wings, eats, sleeps, and hits peas The reporter went to the second penguin and asked it, what do you do every day? The penguin said, eat and sleep and beat Doudou..."

At this time, Su Doudou intervened again: "What is Da Doudou?"

Zhang Yisong is still extremely smart: "It's just a game of penguins, sister Daji, can you let Shi Lei finish talking?"

Shi Lei smiled: "The third penguin said the same thing. The reporter asked one by one, until the last penguin, what do you do every day? The little penguin drooped its head pitifully, and its voice sounded like a mosquito." The same thing, eat, sleep. Reporter Daqi, why don’t you hit Doudou? The little penguin, who was languid just now, suddenly became angry, furious, the hairs all over his body stood on end, and shouted loudly at the reporter : Hit your sister, I am Doudou"

As soon as the words fell, the two waiters who sneaked back at some point laughed, and then Wang Daqi and Qin Jie also smiled meaningfully.Of course they could hear that Shi Lei's joke was clearly meant to embarrass Su Doudou, but Zhang Yisong and Su Doudou didn't realize it for a while, and kept laughing. Su Doudou also said, poor little penguin, poor little Doudou ...

After finishing speaking, Su Doudou suddenly came to his senses, and when he saw Wang Daqi and Qin Jie's meaningful smiles, he immediately said angrily, "Shi Lei, who are you hitting?"

This time, the private room was full of laughs, except for the two waiters who didn't know why. Although Su Doudou's name had been mentioned several times, they basically didn't listen to it. Know that Su Doudou is the little penguin who was beaten.

"I'm not done with you." Su Doudou was annoyed, and looked down on the table again.

Shi Lei laughed: "Just kidding, just kidding, do you think the atmosphere is much better now? Student Su Doudou."

When he said this, the two waiters finally understood. They immediately covered their mouths and looked at each other with a bad smile. Penguin, what do you usually do? The penguin said, eat, sleep and hit rocks, and then at the last penguin, he slapped the reporter in anger and shouted, "I'm just a rock, so it's fun."

Everyone naturally laughed again, seeing that Su Doudou was also being teased, Wang Daqi and Qin Jie laughed especially happily.It seems that not only is there a lot of trouble in the world, but it seems that Su Doudou, the little demon king of the world, may not be able to be in the world from now on.

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