Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 261 Green Fairy! That's how shameless I am! (-in-)

At this time, Katerina and several of her friends came back. These friends seemed to have just come over and had just met Katerina, so they came over together.

Seeing Katerina coming over, Li Pu and Eluan, who were worried, both hurriedly smiled.

"What were you talking about just now?"

Katerina and the goddess ladies were a little surprised. Eluan is a very proud person, and few people can be appreciated by her.

But when Katerina and her friends came over just now, they found two people whispering to each other, looking like they were having a good conversation.

This is obviously Katerina's illusion.

"We were talking about drinking." Eluan shook the glass and said, "You still owe me three glasses of wine, Katerina."

Upon hearing that Eluan asked her to drink again, Katerina's face paled slightly: "Eluan, you know, I'm not very good at drinking. If I keep drinking, I'll really get drunk."

"Ahem, Eluan." An angel lady whose face was very kind and innocent, and which made Li Pu feel that her face was somewhat similar to that of his acquaintance, persuaded her, "Katerina is really going to be drunk."

Katerina looked at the wine Eluan picked up and was a little worried about Li Pu: "Don't be too pushy."

Li Pu picked up his wine glass and said: "But I am so happy today, how can I let everyone down? I came here today also to meet her friends and accompany everyone - Katerina's mission today It’s half done. Let me do the next thing.”

"It doesn't matter." Eluan glanced at Li Pu with a provocative look: "I have already reserved a room here. If Katerina is drunk, she can go to my place to rest."

Although he owed her a debt, there was no way he could ask Li Pu to repay it for him - and to pay it back by drinking instead.

But from the perspective of Eluan being Katerina's female friend, Li Pu did not express his displeasure on the spot.

Eluan and others did not expect that Li Pu would say this.

Although he is not as good as the Sea King in the old courtyard, he can still be considered a Dragon King to some extent.

"It's just six glasses of wine." Li Pu said with a smile: "Today I want to spend some time with Lord Eluan. These six glasses of wine can be considered a warm-up."

I more than owe Eluan three glasses of wine?
I owe her so much.
Today, Eluan no longer takes those things to heart, but allows herself to drink with him again. He should have drank with her again.

"Absinthe."

[Holy Oak once purchased some such wine from this world, and Lu Zhenhe gave it a name - Immortal Pour. 】

"Azalis, you are helping him cheat."

"If you drink for others, you have to pay twice as much." The angel lady showed a teasing smile.

[Because any god can experience the joy of drunkenness here. 】

But she said so, and the wine she poured for Lip was not the kind of wine that Katerina and Eluan just drank.

"Nip, Eluan's drinking capacity is not comparable to that of ordinary people."

Just as Eluan said to herself before, she was happy to come here today, and she just wanted to find someone to drink with her today.

Eluan said in a self-deprecating tone: "I don't even have many collections in the Emerald Highgarden, but I have collected so many here. You must have been favored by the moon god today, so you were lucky enough to drink it."

After drinking too much, Katerina was afraid that she would not be able to suppress her inner demons.

Katerina on the side sighed secretly.

In the experiment, the researchers found that no matter who they were, no matter how strong their physical fitness or their divine nature, they had no resistance to this kind of wine. 】

Just when she was in the bathroom, Katerina had already fallen into a dream. If Asalis hadn't been in charge of the dream, those scarlet squirming things would have crawled out of her dream.

[After listening, Li Pu felt a little enlightened. 】

But the wines Eluan likes are really special.

However, to Eluan, it doesn't matter who drinks with her.

[Azalis explained this wine to Lip. 】

But Azalis and the other goddesses on the side rolled their eyes secretly after hearing what Li Pu said.

[Absinthe, this is an elf wine, also known as the 'Green Fairy'.

【This kind of wine will make you drunk.

With that said, Li Pu looked at Eluan and the other goddesses: "We drank together today, can we be considered friends?"

"Mr. Nip." Azalis couldn't help but remind: "Don't drink it all at once - this is an offering from the elves to the moon god. Most of the 'Green Fairies' on the market are fakes, but The wines in Haven are all genuine.”

Just pretend!
Don't say we can't save you today!
Eluan didn't say anything and directly placed cups of wine for Li Pu.

Although his first impression of Li Pu was bad, Eluan became interested when it came to wine.

Rumor has it that this is a kind of wine brewed by elves and fairies using the sap of the 'Holy Tree'. 】

But if Li Puzhen and Eluan can really drink happily and see Eluan happy, today will be a complete success.

He smiled and said: "Kajielina told me during the day that she would get together with her good friends today. But she has been recovering from illness recently, so I dare not let her drink more."

She is so lonely, it would be nice to have someone to accompany her.

Seeing this scene, Li Pu secretly felt a little unhappy.

Eluan covered Li Pu's wine glass and asked someone to fetch a green wine. She poured six glasses of wine for him, looked at Li Pu with a smile and said, "If you can use these wines today, Drink it and everything Katerina owes me will be wiped out."

When it comes to drinking, Li Pu is somewhat confident.

[The wine in Haven is undoubtedly genuine. 】

No wonder Katerina gets drunk as soon as she drinks. This wine has something to do with willpower—or, in other words, SAN value. And after drinking it, SAN will drop.

To put it simply, this kind of wine is particularly effective against mental illness!
And, the more I drink, the more insane I become!
Katerina already had some cognitive problems, but thanks to various magical operations by Lip and Elizabeth, her SAN was already very low.

So, you can't expect a high SAN from someone who thinks he's a glove.

When Li Pu was flipping through the book during the day, he noticed Katerina's SAN. It's 20 - after being fucked by Li Pu and Elizabeth for so long, it's amazing to be able to maintain a positive number.

Therefore, she drank two glasses of wine and became drunk. These two glasses of wine must have reduced Katerina's SAN to zero.

As for Miss Eluan’s SAN value.
Seeing Li Pu's eyes looking around, Katerina took out a book from her arms and flipped through it in front of Li Pu.

[Eluan’s current SAN value: 795. 】

Li Pu secretly clicked his tongue.

Not to mention that He has already sat here and drank a lot of wine. Even if she drinks a few more rounds, even the goddesses in the whole tavern combined cannot drink Him!
At this point, Eluan had already filled six glasses of wine with a smile and made a gesture of invitation.

Looking at the row of wine in front of him, Li Pu looked a little strange: "If the SAN value is negative, what will happen if you drink this wine?"

SAN value should be a very unfamiliar concept to people in this world.

But things from the Holy Oak world have been spread to this world for many years.

Ordinary people may not have come into contact with these 'devil things', but the gods of heaven do.

Regarding the SAN value mentioned by Li Pu, the goddess ladies seem to understand it immediately.

"Negative? Are you kidding?" A goddess said: "How can someone's SAN value be negative?"

"There may be the kind of people you mentioned." Another goddess said, "But they are definitely not here, but in the lunatic asylum." Li Pu coughed and did not answer.

[Li Pu may not be aware of his mental condition now. 】

[——From the moment he entered the Violet Underground World and met the cultists, Li Pu’s SAN began to fall.

He experienced the strange sacrifice that cursed Fernwood - the place where SAN was lost was not Luna's self-abuse, but Luna's transformation into Elizabeth and the disappearance of all the cultists.

When he entered the Garden of Suffering, his SAN had become negative.

Then, he was given multiple fatal blows by the two ladies crawling on him and the damn 'EVA' that appeared out of nowhere.

This wasn't over yet - before San had even begun to recover, he was imprisoned in the dungeon of the temple and dreamed into the paradise of evil.

Then he emo'd for half a month with all the cultists who came to visit him in the dungeon.

When the temple's 'e-sports competition' started, Li Pu was screwed by Elizabeth, a lunatic, for quite a while!
Later, he just started to let himself go, letting his SAN value dive down like a meteor.

So, when he and Yeshathemis merged into one and began to synchronize their mental states, Yeshathemis was directly driven crazy by Li Pu! 】

'What nonsense are you talking about? After I came out of the temple dungeon, I felt that my mental state had completely recovered! '

'I have never felt so mentally well! '

As he said that, Li Pu glanced at the book in Katerina's hand.

[Li Pu’s current SAN value: -65535]

[Tip: Your SAN value is close to -65536, but -65536 is not your limit, but the limit of the world! 】

'Don't listen to the storybook nonsense'

Li Pu secretly looked at the camera here: "It must have written the plus sign and the minus sign reversely." '

With that said, Li Pu took the wine from Eluan and drank a glass in one gulp.

He couldn't help but let out a long breath.

"How do you feel?" Everyone was a little curious.

Li Pu thought about it for a while: "It's a bit sweet."

sweet?
Everyone couldn't help but secretly rolled their eyes.

The sap of the holy tree has thousands of flavors. Brewed by the little fairy, each cup of wine tastes different.

The wine that Eluan likes has been drunk by everyone, and it is bitter.

It brings together all the bitterness and bitterness in the world, how can it be sweet?

There is no doubt that this person's SAN, or this person's cognition, has been completely confused.

[Li Pu’s current SAN value: +-%￥##%]

[Tip: Congratulations, your SAN has once again exceeded the limit. 】

[Li Pu has always had a trick when facing the evil god - or how to avoid losing SAN in the face. 】

[That is to reduce your SAN to the limit. 】

'Ah. "Li Pu said with disdain in his heart: "I can stay sober when facing Yeshathemis, how many glasses of wine should I be afraid of? drink wine? I am invincible! '

Seeing that after Li Pu finished drinking the glass of wine, he was still 'pretending' that nothing had happened, saying that the wine was sweet, Eluan couldn't help but smile and said: "It seems that our Ni Mr. Pu has a tongue like a sphinx and can taste different stories from the wine."

Hearing this, many goddesses couldn't help but secretly feel a little funny.

As expected of the god of elves, he is also so subtle when he curses people.

This is a mockery of Li Pu's stubborn mouth. He pretends something is bitter and calls it sweet, and even though a glass of wine won't do it, he still makes up stories to support himself.

Li Pu smiled at Eluan's sarcasm. He directly picked up the glasses of wine in front of him and drank the remaining five glasses of wine in front of him.

Now, all the surrounding voices were quiet.

"Yeah." Li Pu thought about it for a while and looked at the stunned people: "It is indeed sweet."

Obviously, Li Pu was not forcing a lie, he was not drunk at all.

The goddesses who were whispering to each other just now, secretly laughing, were all stunned.

Even Eluan was stunned for a moment.

'It seems that those rumors still have some basis, this person is indeed a bit extraordinary. 'Eluan thought to herself: 'He's just a mentally disturbed and annoying lunatic. '

"You can really taste the sweetness of this wine." Li Pu said: "After the first sip, it is indeed extremely bitter. If you don't experience it carefully, you will only feel the bitter taste."

He said: "There are also herbs added to the bitter wine. Although there is only a trace of sweetness, the more bitter and spicy, the more rare the sweetness is and the more people cherish it - Mr. Eluan, this wine is indeed It’s bitter, but it’s also sweet.”

Just now, someone described this wine as "a collection of the bitterness of the world". This is consistent with the current world situation.

What Li Pu means is not to be too pessimistic.

"It's just bitter and sweet." Eluan said with a smile: "Such a little vanilla, no matter how sweet it is, will eventually be covered up by the bitter taste."

"Wine is mixed by people." Li Pu said, "Whether it is bitter or sweet, the person who mixes it has the final say."

"Your Excellency Nip, does he know how to mix drinks?" Azalis and other goddesses showed curious expressions.

"I understand a little bit." Li Pu really wasn't bragging. There were all kinds of talents in the lunatic asylum. Li Pu had stayed in Hollyoak for ten years, and he had learned a lot of messy things.

As long as he doesn't cause trouble, the dean will worship him like a living ancestor. Not to mention that he was going to be in a lunatic asylum and learn to mix drinks with the patients.

Even if he said that he would be in the hospital at night, with the TV on, disco music and kick-off, the doctor would have to come over to accompany him.

Besides, what the two of them were talking about wasn't bartending at all.

"If it comes to mixing some sweet wine to make the ladies happy, I can still do it. But making some wine that is still drinkable is not a skill. The real difficulty is to make the wine so bitter."

Li Pu picked up the wine glass and looked at Eluan with a smile: "I only have some common sense about wine. I can't make such a wine, nor can I understand it. To make such a wine, you have to be like this. Grandmaster."

"Haha, what a shameless statement." Eluan's smile became colder and colder.

If this world were compared to wine, Eluan would be one of the biggest bartenders.

What Li Pu means now is that this wine makes it difficult for them to swallow. Any other person would be able to produce something better than them.

Let’s not talk about the quality of Li Pu’s wine. There is indeed nothing wrong with what he said.

As it stands now, killing all the gods in charge of things in heaven and replacing them with a random group of people will not bring out this kind of virtue in the world.

Therefore, Li Pu's words can be described as full of rebellion.

The most important thing is that this person really knows how to 'mix drinks'. It was only a few months from Tadar to Violet. The situation in the Eastern Territory has been opened up by him.

He doesn't even lack a bartender's 'certificate', and as long as he wants, everyone will treat him as a bartender.

Therefore, when the conversation came to this point, Eluan's eyes already showed some murderous intent.

(End of this chapter)