Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly
Chapter 262 The Goddess’ Game of Kings! You can't even beat me for cheating!
Chapter 262 The Goddess’ Game of Kings! You can't even beat me for cheating! (-in-)
Seeing that the two of them were chatting like this, the people around them quickly changed the subject and eased the atmosphere.
Among them, Azalis pulled Katerina and said with a smile: "Today we have passed the first test of Mr. Nip. But if you want to marry our Katerina, you have to wait and see the next few days." God’s test.”
I don’t know what the customs are for weddings after the Mist Age, but from what she said, there may be a bridesmaid among the goddesses coming today.
The reason why Azalis mentioned the wedding intentionally is also to show that Katerina is everyone's good friend. The two of them are getting married soon. If you want to fight, don't pick it during these days!
Eluan picked up the wine glass and gradually concealed the murderous intent in her eyes.
"Who said Nip passed the test today?" Someone said: "He was punished for these glasses of wine for Katerina. If you want to marry Katerina, you have to drink us all down today."
Everyone has now seen that the lucky and insane savior mentioned by the Archangel Femis is really powerful.
Not to mention how he helped Sirna repel Hell today, judging from his will alone, among all the people in the tavern today, only Eluan and the human named 'Tugras' can compare. .
But Tugrath couldn't drink Eluan.
"Tell me, ladies." Amid the commotion among his girlfriends and best friends, Li Pu looked helplessly at everyone: "How do you want me to accompany you today?"
In mythology, bets between gods are common. Bets between gods and humans also exist.
Li Pu has basically made some guesses about who Eluan is.
But it's not a comparison of bigger and smaller points, but a comparison of guesses. Whoever guesses closer becomes king.
The same is true for rewards. For God, these winning bets, no matter how generous they are, are just a little more interesting things to do in those long and boring years.
Tens of millions of believers in a certain big country, a certain area, and the century-old right to use certain laws that affect the life and death of hundreds of millions of creatures.
Obviously, although the Kingdom of Heaven has been driven to the south, they are still extremely wealthy.
So far, in any king game involving Eluan, he basically sits on the throne from beginning to end.
But for mortals, if they win, they will reach the sky in one step.
[A certain lady obviously thought of Li Pu together. 】
Just when Li Pu was thinking about how to mess up the goddess Eluan, a certain goddess came up with a good idea that made his eyes light up.
Just like the Green Fairy wine, there is no way to cheat the dice the goddess ladies play, they can only rely on luck.
But if they are divided into two groups to play, Li Pu cannot ask a specific person to pay any price.
Moreover, these rewards and punishments are contractually binding.
It is also difficult to dig out any key secrets from a single person.
The game of kings generally means that the person who wins in each round will have king-like rights and can make other participants do anything.
——"It doesn't matter, my luck has always been bad anyway."
"Good idea." Li Pu also laughed.
What is even more obvious is that these gods have never treated humans as humans.
——"It seems that Mr. Nip really wants to show off his drinking capacity today."
This game was just what he wanted. In this game, he can mess with whoever he wants.
In this game, who is the king is not determined by drawing lots, but by using dice.
To put it bluntly, he only has one goal today, so splitting it into two groups would be too scattered. Targeted at less than one point.
And what are the rewards and punishments after winning or losing? I don’t know if these friends of Katerina are serious goddesses in heaven. The ideas they come up with are all very bad.
It can also be said that the number of the dice is uncertain before the lid is opened - when the person says a number, the number will become that number.
Therefore, not only is he lucky enough to guess correctly, he will always be the king. The person with higher status will always be the king.
Many goddesses seem to often play this kind of game with Eluan, and Katerina specially explained it to Lip.
Everyone seems to want to use this method to calm down the anger between Li Pu and Eluan, or in other words, they are trying to make things worse - if you two don't like it, then let's fight it out over wine.
Li Pu looked at this group of goddesses happily discussing their property with a smile, and thought to himself: 'If I hadn't been busy today, I would have made a killing plate and let you all climb out of the tavern naked! '
The people present today are all friends of Katerina, and they belong to the kinder goddesses among the gods. However, after hearing what they brought out during this fun, Li Pu still felt very unhappy.
They are just sheep, private property that can be thrown around at will.
It can be said that those who are 'more qualified to sit on the throne' will guess correctly.
"It's no fun to drink like this." Eluan looked at Li Pu with a smile and said, "Why don't we just play the king's game that Azalis just mentioned - I mean, the king's game in the tavern."
Many interesting suggestions were made. But to sum up, no matter how the games they proposed are played, no matter what the punishments and rewards are. Basically, they are divided into two groups to play, and in the end they decide who wins or loses.
However, everyone is willing to play with her.
Therefore, today, he just wanted to concentrate on this most critical goal and dig out important information from Him. It would be better if some contracts could be reached. Although the contracts proposed by the goddesses are harmless to the gods, they can disgust people at critical moments.
But for people, this 'loss' is going to be driven into the abyss.
Eluan specifically emphasized it, because the king's rights in the 'King Game' that Azalis mentioned were not limited to taverns, and the participants were by no means just drinkers.
But when the dice are rolled between gods, there will always be a hint of the power of law intervening in the dark.
For the gods, if they lose, there will indeed be some losses, but with their powerful and eternal power, compared to the losses, the jokes they left in the myths and stories are more embarrassing to the gods.
It can be said to be the kind of malicious joke between gods.
——"Hey, it's this game again. Eluan will definitely sit on the throne from beginning to end again."
However, it seems that she hasn't played with everyone for a while, and the way she plays now is a little different from before. Therefore, Azalis made some corrections when she heard what she said was wrong.
Because, when getting along with Eluan, there is no conflict that cannot be discussed over wine.
Over time, a rule was added to the game everyone played today. Anyone can refuse a king - three glasses of wine.
"Mr. Nip can refuse me for others." Eluan smiled and shook the glass, saying something else: "Twice it."
Hearing this, Katerina helplessly rubbed her beautiful forehead.
It seems that Eluan will use herself as Li Pu's weakness today.
[If you can’t drink it, you have to watch your girlfriend being teased.]
[Also, Eluan has opened a room today. 】
[Well, Asabron has also opened a room for you. 】
"You don't have to double."
Li Pu shook the wine glass. His mouth was a little dry, and he drank another glass of Green Fairy: "I can't bear it anymore, just say the truth instead."
The two put down their glasses and looked at each other. When their eyes met, sparks burst out from their sights.
Seeing the two people facing each other tit for tat, the souls of the Eight Diagrams in the hearts of the many goddesses burning with fire couldn't help but burst into flames.
"I'll find a seat at the empty wine table!" Asalis ran away excitedly.
"Don't look for a corner!" the goddesses shouted excitedly: "Look for a place with many people!"
A safe haven, a certain wine table.
The heroes who often came to the safe haven during their lifetimes were somewhat repelled by the gods who also often visited it.
The person sitting at the wine table is obviously excluded. But today, the area around the wine table was crowded with people.
This is not just because Li Pu and the god who everyone owes a favor are facing each other here.
It was also because they drank so intensely.
The elf maids who carried the wine back and forth, and the fairies and goblins flying in the sky to help deliver the bottles, were all too busy.
Even Tuglas, who was standing by the wine table and watching the excitement, excitedly helped open the wine and acted as Li Pu's waiter.
With a sound of wow, a certain goddess on the seat suddenly couldn't help but vomited out. This goddess didn't drink a few glasses of wine today, but she happened to sit between Eluan and Li Pu.
The smell of alcohol was so strong that after smelling it for so long, he already felt like he was dying.
Just now, the two of them took turns drinking three glasses of wine. When the goddess saw it, her stomach suddenly swelled and she ran to the bathroom.
Yes, they took turns drinking three drinks each.
In the two rounds just now, Eluan did not take advantage of any of Li Pu's weaknesses, and Li Pu did not flip through the book with a smile, play tricks, or come up with bad ideas while everyone was rolling the dice.
Until now, the nature of this game has changed.
Two people who originally had their own agenda now just want to decide the winner.
And other onlookers also shouted in their hearts that they had seen a ghost.
Usually, in a game involving Eluan, the outcome is decided the moment the game starts.
But today, she met someone who was a perfect match for her - both in terms of drinking capacity and 'luck'.
Well, it is indeed luck, at least Li Pu explained it in terms of 'luck'.
Before the game started, both of them thought they were sure to win.
But now it's evenly matched.
[Someone thought this way an hour ago:
[——'Play dice? Then how can I play and win? '】
['Ah, I'm not saying I'm the Supreme God - of course I'm not, but I can cheat! What kind of dice can't be guessed? I flipped through the book and took a look at the narration, and I knew what the points in the lid were! '】
[Some of what Li Pu said is indeed correct. Every time, the narrator accurately writes the number of the dice in the storybook. 】
[But Eluan will accurately say the same number as Li Pu every time! 】
[But when the lid was lifted, the final answer was definitely not the number the two said! 】
[Early observation caused the fate to be completely messed up. The person on the throne was completely random. 】
[So, when Li Pu passed the narration in advance and knew the answer and told the number, he didn't win a game - neither did Eluan. 】
After Li Pu discovered that there was no way to cheat with narration, he stopped reading.
But the strange thing is that when he stopped guessing points based on the numbers given by the narrator, his winning rate started to rise linearly from 0%.
If someone reviews the game from a God's perspective, they will find one thing - when neither Lip nor Eluan cheated, yes, Eluan was also cheating secretly.
When no one cheats, the final number of the dice will hover between the answers of Lip and Eluan. On average, the two of them will each have a winning rate of about 45%+.
It is indeed 45%+, not 50% winning rate each.
Because, Katerina is always right! The winning rate is around 9%.
The remaining goddesses share the 1%.
In this battle for the throne, everyone could be a winner.
Lip and Eluan share 90%, Katerina shares 9%, and the remaining goddesses share 1%.
When they are kings, they are evenly matched, and even if they compete in strength (drinking), they will not get drunk after a thousand cups.
But neither of them believed that the other was more powerful (drinking capacity) than themselves. So, halfway through the game, the nature of the game changes.
In the beginning, when the two were kings, they would deliberately come up with bad ideas to embarrass each other and force each other to drink.
As a result, now, after the dice is rolled, when Li Pu and Eluan are kings, they no longer issue orders, but just pour wine for each other. And the other one, without saying a word, just had three cups!
The game of kings turned into rolling dice and drinking.
The participating goddesses have all become wine-servers.
"Ahem, Nip, Eluan. The holy tree wine we just brought from outside is almost finished."
Katerina pinched her nose and quietly used her power to dispel the smell of alcohol around her. She looked at the two pale-faced people and said, "Would you like to take a moment?"
This time, Li Pu didn't say "Go outside and get some more", and Eluan didn't say "I know where there is wine", but they both secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
Eluan now feels that she is really in trouble.
During the first few dozen drinks, her face had not changed at all, but now, her face was extremely red. The body was already shaking.
Li Pu also felt that he was really dying.
But his face was not red, but pale. His body was not shaking, but shaking.
But he wasn't drunk at all - he was held in.
Li Pu thought that if he truly never gets drunk after a thousand cups, he would encounter two problems.
The first one is that the opponent is also cheating - several times, the guy's SAN value has dropped to 100. But suddenly, there were hundreds more!
After secretly observing the narration, he suddenly discovered that Eluan, a cold and proud person on the surface, could be so shameless - he secretly took some kind of potion in the middle of the wine party!
In other words, medicine that increases the SAN value.
[In order to achieve his goal, the arrogant Eluan secretly took hangover medicine for the first time in a drinking bureau. 】
【As shameless as you.】
The second problem that Li Pu didn't expect was that the guy didn't even go to the toilet!
We agreed to have a drink together, but if they don't go to the toilet, why don't you go?
Who knows whether you went to drain the water or cut your throat?
All the younger brothers are watching! Pour yourself a drink
If you go to the toilet, you lose!
[Did you agree to have a drink together? 】
【This is the king's game! 】
[This guy has obviously forgotten what he did today! 】
Li Pu's eyebrows suddenly raised, and then he remembered that he had just become a king.
'Will all commands be executed? '
'What exciting request should I make? '
'How about letting her drink three more glasses of wine?'
It seemed that he sensed Li Pu's thoughts from his eyes.
The cold lady goddess's red face suddenly turned pale.
(End of this chapter)
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