Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 264 You will always be lower than me in this life! Awkward stare! (-in-)

"Ahem, I'm going outside to get some fresh air. You guys play first." After getting through, Li Pu excused himself and left his seat.

"I wish you success." Elune said, shaking her wine glass.

After passing through the crowd, Li Pu hurriedly ran to the bathroom of the haven.

The door looks like a tree hole, but for some reason, there are some little goblins guarding it, preventing anyone from entering.

These palm-sized little guys all wear masks and small wands. Noisy was complaining at the door.

When they saw it was Li Pu, they didn't stop him and directly reminded him that it was still under repair and be careful not to fall in.

The bathroom in the Haven is naturally different from the one in the bar next to Hollyoaks Lunatic Asylum.

But the haven is decorated in a very high style, and the sanitary environment is no worse than the homes of the elven nobles in Emerald Highgarden.

It is large, bright, and clean. Not only is the interior connected to Violet's sewer facilities, but magic maintains the environment here.

Shaking his head, Li Pu felt a little speechless.

['Aishwarya's Haven' in various places is not so lavish, using so many magic materials to build large secret realms. But the essence of havens is the 'sanctuaries' established by elves around the world. They are all 'small secret realms' built according to specifications that can accommodate thousands of elves, goblins and strange beasts. 】

The man inside was still vomiting.

[Because of the 'Safe Haven Curse', those plants that can get into the safe haven are harmless plants. But they grew everywhere, blocking many bathroom doors. 】

Li Pu planned to call Katerina and ask her to find someone to handle it. But no one answered the phone for a long time.

[Later, the Emerald Highgarden specially sent a few people to rescue the suffering goblins in the East Territory here. 】

[Although there are elves all the time, because the plants in the Violet Underground World have not been cleaned up, many facilities connected to the sewer, such as the bathroom, have not been used. 】

He couldn't help but feel a thump in his heart.

When he walked in, Li Pu looked at the small round fountain in the small hall inside the door and the independent small rooms in the hall, and almost thought he had gone wrong.

[In total, there are hundreds of elves and goblins. 】

"Rich, such lavish facilities are divided into men and women." Li Pu remembered that there were two entrances on the left and right in front of the door, and his side was for men.

Li Pu couldn't help but feel a little angry when he thought about how Eluan had ridiculed him when he had just pissed himself off.

After several attempts, Li Pu finally succeeded.

Walking back to the bathroom hall, Li Pu came to the cubicle door.

I don’t know how deep it is, but I can faintly hear the sound of river flowing below.

The interior below is bottomless.

At this time, Li Pu heard someone pull the door behind him hard several times, and then heard a stumbling sound coming from the next door.

After a while, Li Pu heard a waterfall-like sound coming from the next door from the entrance of the cave at his feet. And a long, somewhat familiar sound.

If anyone drinks too much and falls in, they will definitely be washed away by the river into the sewer of Violet.

People here have many habits. Similar to Rome, they use seats instead of squatting in the toilet.

While fastening his belt, Li Pu looked curiously into the pothole. The bathroom in Discovery Haven is like a small tree house suspended on a cliff. Each compartment is connected to this giant hole.

'Just pretend! Unfortunately, you didn't get a chance to record it because you were vomiting when you got back to your room. Otherwise, with her attitude towards wine, this video will definitely be of great use! '
'What the moon god, the supreme god of wine, you will always be lower than me at the wine table in this life! '
Li Pu was worried that he had gone to the wrong bathroom, so he didn't dare to say anything. He opened the door and left quietly.

It is probably a river under Violet that specializes in wastewater treatment.

A large section of the 'seat' in Li Pu's compartment had collapsed, revealing a hole more than one meter wide.

"call"

There were some runes flashing at the door, as if the goblins had left a spell before leaving, preventing others from coming in again.

If someone drinks too much, they may fall in accidentally.

I don’t know who that person is, but she must be a woman. After hearing this, Li Pu couldn't help but be stunned: 'Did I go wrong, or did she go wrong? '
With a pop, the person next door seemed to fall. Then, bursts of vomiting sounds came from next door.

Blah blah blah
After more than half a minute, Li Pu took a deep breath.

He called again, but no phone rang.

[Now, the violet mist has dissipated. In the future, the Emerald High Court will station people here. It will become an elf embassy, ​​with the tavern being just a small facility open to the public. 】

'Wait, it can't be Lord Moon God, right? It shouldn't be. He is still very conscious. '

This seat is a rectangular 'seat' made of ashlar stones, with an opening in the middle.

If it weren't for the many sinks and mirrors near the small fountain and the small rooms, Li Pu would have thought this was the guest room area.

Although it is just a small circular hall, there are seven or eight small rooms.

[The original 'Aishwarya's Hut' looked like just a small tree hole from the outside. But after getting in, it turned out to be a huge elven secret realm with gardens and buildings inside. 】

'That's how much to drink. '

[During the period when Violet was going through the war, the haven had not been open to the public, but as an elf refuge that was not under the rule of hell forces, all the elves in the East had fled here. 】

"Is the guard guy okay? She drank so much that she can no longer distinguish between men and women. Don't fall into the trap."

After going out, Li Pu found that the goblins who had been surrounding the door were no longer there.

Most of the compartments were entangled with vines from the inside.

'It shouldn't be Katerina. It's impossible for her to lose her phone. Eluan has been drunk by me, and no one will dare to drink from Katerina again. '
Because he was afraid that the man would fall in, Li Pu did not dare to leave. I looked through my address book.

"That's right." Li Pu looked at the camera here: "The goddesses in the booth have all exchanged WeChat messages with me."

At this time, there was a sound in the mirror on the small fountain next to it, which reached Li Pu's heart.

["Master, you don't have to worry about that adult. The seat in that compartment is not damaged, and there are tree roots underneath. Even if he drinks too much and tries to drill in, those roots will protect him and prevent him from falling in." ”]
The reflection in the mirror is not here, but a room in a crimson palace.

There is a humanoid monster dressed as a palace eunuch in the room, saluting in front of the mirror here.

In the messy hands on His body were three exquisite boxes containing magic potions - none other than Asabron.

Li Pu had previously contacted Asabron through the mirror in his sleeve. He didn't think much about it at the time, but now that he thought about it carefully, he realized that the devil could talk to himself through the mirror, which meant that he could enter the safe haven.

Li Pu couldn't help but frowned and muttered: "The safe haven is obviously a refuge for the elves, but the devils from the angry hell can come in?"

["The exact hand is the 'Tongue of the Sanctuary of the Wrathful Hell' and the 'Eunuch of the Palace of Pleasure (Palace of Pain)' - the sanctuaries are all connected, Master. I serve as the messenger of His Majesty Dante, and the Pain The queen’s secret spokesperson is welcomed by the moon god.”]
With that said, Asabron took out a scroll and handed it over from the mirror.

[This is the information Asabron compiled earlier. 】

[He is trying to tell you some secrets, but this is His clone in the Palace of Pleasure, and He dare not tell the secrets in the Palace of Pleasure. So I sealed some of my memories into this scroll. 】

[You glanced at the scroll, and you found that it was basically some secrets about the cooperation between the Moon God, the King of Wrath, and the Queen of Pain. 】

[You, the magician, are right again] Asabron did not keep secrets from Li Pu, but he believed that Li Pu was the omniscient master. In addition, he was restricted by the Queen of Pain, so many things Just didn’t say it.

But recently, he discovered that his boss's condition was more serious than he thought, so he specially compiled some of the information he knew.

"Please read this scroll later when you have time." Li Pu stuffed the information into his arms. Then he stuffed the three boxes of medicine into his arms.

"Is there any magic potion that can increase the SAN value?" Li Pu said: "Katerina drank a lot of 'Green Fairy' today. Drinking this stuff will cause the SAN to drop. I'm worried that her condition is unstable."

The devil replied: "Master, the potion I prepared for the two ladies, which is the second potion, is essentially something that increases the SAN value. If you drink it, the SAN value will be locked at a very high level." high value.”]
With the examples of the two ladies, and the instruments in the palace laboratory in the Palace of Joy that specialize in studying the old gods, Asabron is very confident in these potions.

He said: ["This potion was developed for holy angels and foolish saints. Therefore, after taking it, even if the real holy angels and foolish saints come to the two ladies, they can Stabilize your soul and prevent yourself from being invaded by evil spirits.”]
["Also, I checked Elizabeth's sample - it's not an evil god."]
"It's reasonable that it can't be detected," Li Pu said.

["Why? Master, I have already checked that she is not an evil god. Why is it reasonable?"]
"Because she is EVA."

Asabron: ["."]
The loyal but very smart servant did not intend to argue with his seriously ill master any longer.

Li Pu doesn't intend to argue with Him on this matter anymore - anyway, it's the Evil God!

I'm not sick! They are evil gods!

"On the contrary, it was your fourth sentence from the bottom that made me care more."

Li Pu looked at the elf fairy tale in his hand and sighed.

["My fourth to last sentence?"] Asabron was a little surprised: [Do you even remember which sentence I said? ]
"This is the seventh to last sentence."

Li Pu looked at the elf children's books and sighed: "You used the Queen of Pain's stuff for comparison. This shows that his research on the old gods is already very high. At least for the holy angels and the foolish saints The level of research is already very high.”

["Master, I dare not reveal too many secrets. But I think you know everything."]
[Asabron took the opportunity to investigate today and found that there were very few samples of these two guys in the palace. And those samples were not the original body, but were collected from other things - or in other words, blood collected from Katerina's previous life. 】

[Because only Katerina in this life has truly awakened. Therefore, those samples are not considered authentic. 】

[And Elizabeth's samples all come from the 'EVA' in the sky - EVA is certainly not a saint. It is EVA. 】

[Research on the foolish saint and the study on the holy angel are stuck in a bottleneck - real samples are urgently needed. 】

[On the contrary, the research on the 'generous fairy/goblin' has reached a very high level - Asabron even suspected that the identity of the 'little fairy' might be in the hands of the Queen of Pain. 】

Li Pu frowned.

'The little fairy's true body is in the hands of the Queen of Pain? Am I wrong in my suspicion? '

To be honest, Li Pu suspected that Eluan was the evil lady whom Sister Snake called "Shu'er" - this nickname also sounded a bit silly.

After all, Eluan, the child of the Creator God and the Outer God, is most likely his patient.

Moreover, there is one thing that Li Pu is very stubborn about. That is, whenever the 'Book of Redemption' begins to predict the fate of an old god - that is, when a new volume is opened, there must be an evil god among the first special characters he encounters.

This is what happened to Katerina - the second person she saw in Tarr was this 'Female Knight' lady!

The same was true for Elizabeth - this was the first lunatic she saw after escaping from the bottle.

And Eluan was the first outsider to come to Violet.

Therefore, Lip suspected that Eluan was the 'generous fairy'.

But according to the information Asabron has gathered, it doesn't seem to be the case.

'If you think about it carefully, there is indeed something wrong. For example, Eluan is not mentally ill, and for example, this guy is smarter than a monkey. '

The two evil ladies I met in Li Pu so far met each other for the first time, and they started to go crazy in front of him.

Li Pu's first impression of Elizabeth was of a nun wearing an eyepatch - but it turned out to be a mask!
Who is a normal person who wears chains and masks all day long?

There are not many such severe patients in Holy Oak!
Even though my ranking in Hollyoaks is so high, I only bring it with me occasionally, not all the time!

She also asked herself whether she was like an angel or a devil, asking for a title with Huang Pizi - crazy! Who in the right mind would ask that?
Li Pu still wants to complain.

As for Katerina, she started going crazy right after she came up. She started going crazy when they met for the first time in the queen's bedroom!
It’s just that Li Pu never discovered it!
Because the most serious disease of this guy is split personality!

Mysophobia is something I should have noticed a long time ago - the whole Tadar is so 'dirty' and full of mold! This guy is wearing such a clean and white cloak and armor!
But Eluan is different. This guy doesn't have any mental problems no matter how you look at it!

Strictly speaking, it's not a mental illness, but a cognitive issue.

Alcoholism can only be described as a bad habit, not a cognitive problem.

If I really want to find fault, I can only say that the guy lacks femininity. Although she is very beautiful, drinking with her will only make her stronger and harder, and it is difficult for people to have any evil thoughts.

Bai is so beautiful.

Li Pu felt that this guy looked like a normal person no matter how he looked at it.

In addition, the nicknames given to the bosses by the evil gods are not random.

Eluan is not treey at all.

Even if it is not rigorous enough to use the characteristics represented by nicknames to determine who is not an evil god, it is absolutely rigorous when it comes to psychosis!

If Eluan is the Seven Lords of Madness Heaven, he is definitely mentally ill!
Without mental illness, you are definitely not the Seven Evil Gods in the Evil Paradise!
'Could it be that Eluan is really not an evil god? '
After chatting with Asabron for a while, Li Pu drove him away.

He planned to go talk to Eluan again.

Only then did he think of the goddess in the cubicle.

"It's easy to distinguish between the men's and women's restrooms in Haven. How much do you have to drink before you go to the wrong place?"

I stood in front of the cubicle door and listened for a while, but found that there was no movement inside.

Li Pu couldn't help but feel a little thump in his heart.

'You won't really drink until you have to crawl into the pit! '

At this time, Li Pu didn't care so much anymore. He knocked on the door hurriedly: "Is anyone here?"

Li Pu heard no response. '

'The door is unlocked,'
Li Pu turned the handle and pushed the door directly in.

Looking at the young lady lying on the toilet with her butt stuck out, Li Pu could not help but be stunned for a long time.

She didn't even have her pants on.
After hesitating for a moment with a strange expression on his face, Li Pu silently took out his cell phone.

[The light flashes. 】

[Moon God Eluan opened her eyes and looked back at you in confusion. 】

Li Pu, holding the mobile phone: "."

Lord Eluan: "."

(End of this chapter)