Your Majesty, drink the medicine quickly

Chapter 265: A mess! The magician must be harming me! (-in-)

Lord Eluan looked back at Li Pu, then put her head into the toilet and vomited.

Li Pu was afraid that the guy would fall, so he put his phone against the wall on the ground and hurried over to help her.

He also helped her lift her pants.

"It's really embarrassing for you, tut tut tut." Li Pu said: "I went to the toilet and you wished me success, but you didn't succeed! Don't dig into the pit, you are about to fall in! Look at how drunk you are."

"Go away, I'm not drunk and I don't need you to help me."

Eluan actually didn't care about Li Pu's sudden intrusion: "Wait until I finish draining the water, and I'll drink it until you're vomiting."

Li Pu ignored her words, supported her, and patted her back.

Eluan's mouth was very stubborn, but her body was very honest. Not only did she resist drinking, but she also played drunkenly for a long time, leaving a mess in the cubicle.

When she had enough trouble, she leaned on Li Pu's arm and fell asleep.

"I'm really drunk. What's going on? Fortunately, this guy just drank and didn't eat much today."

"Puked all over me."

Li Pu also deleted Elizabeth's sentence.

'But isn't Eluan a representative of magic? She is the god of witches and elves, and she is not a knight. Why would she bring such a thing with her? Something is wrong. '

After looking at Lord Eluan's current appearance on the ground, Li Pu took a few more photos. Then, this guy sent a copy of everything to Katerina and Elizabeth via WeChat.

'The physical characteristics of some sissies are not that obvious, and the Adam's apple alone is not that accurate. '

After cleaning himself, Li Pu returned to the cubicle and wiped the dirt on Eluan's body.

At this time, Elizabeth's profile picture flashed in WeChat.

[Why am I feeling cold if I am not mint: This can’t be Eluan (shocked)! Country bumpkin! Do you know, He is my idol! If you have any more, send them all! I'll find a USB flash drive, make a backup copy and put it on our computer (happy) (happy)! 】

Just when he was about to grasp the key, the door of the compartment was opened.

[Also loyal and sincere penance. The more evil you have in your heart, the more you emphasize something. 】

After looking at his dirty clothes, Li Pu went to the small fountain outside to get some towels.

As soon as I turned off the screen, Katerina's message came over.

Li Pu smiled evilly and took out his phone again.

'Perfect! All the drunken talk was recorded! Today’s drinking party was really fruitful! '

After confirming that in addition to the chat history, a copy was also saved in the photo album, Li Pu picked up the phone and helped Eluan up.

Looking at the spit on his body, Li Pu didn't know what to say.

"It's all your fault, Nip, for letting me drink so much!"

[When the goddesses clamored to add Lipu to WeChat, he changed his nickname. 】

[Loyal and sincere penance: "Save it well and keep it as a backup."]

'It's the kind of corset commonly used by female knights. Katerina also has this kind of thing in her suitcase. '

Li Pu had noticed before that the bulge in Eluan's chest was similar to his own. She doesn't look like a woman, but looks like a strong man, but the clothes make him look thin.

'When he was drunk and crazy just now, it didn't look like a woman. This guy couldn't really be a man, right? '
'This matter is really crucial. Because the child of the old liar and Aishwarya's aunt is a daughter. '

Eluan's clothes were also soaked, and there was wine all over the floor.

[Loyal and sincere penance: Don’t go to the wrong place in the men’s room. 】

[Zacacacacaca: You are so boring Nip (huge) (huo big)! I don’t save it, delete it now! Wait for me in the toilet (angry) (angry)! Don't let anyone else in! 】

'This guy is always correcting us on what we call her. She drinks too much and runs to the men's room.'

It seems that Luna, a big star, has a crazy and perverted fan.

After struggling for a moment, Li Pu decided to confirm.

Li Pu did not delete the chat between him and Katerina.

Although Li Pu felt that these things taken may not be of much use, but they could at least disgust his opponents.

Touching his chin, Li Pu frowned, vaguely feeling that something was not right.

After wiping off the things on Eluan, Li Pu suddenly had an idea.

'It's better not to be near this guy. If you use your divine power indiscriminately, it will be bad if anything unusual is noticed. '

"Hey, wake up, wake up, stop raising fish, drink all the wine in the glass. There is no response when I call you, so I guess you can't wake up."

After sending the message, Li Pu deleted the chat messages between him and Elizabeth.

Just when Eluan was acting drunk, the buttons on her shirt were ripped open.

Judging from Asabron's intelligence, the connection between Moon God and Hell is very close. He is the kind of key opponent who is very likely to become an opponent, and has even defected to the other side of hell.

Li Pu stretched out his hand and took a look at it, and then he suddenly realized.

Katerina was a little angry. After she came in, she pushed Li Pu away, and with some distress, she cleaned all the things on Eluan's body that had not been cleaned.

When he put his phone next to the wall just now, he didn't forget to click on the camera mode.

[It was obviously the love rival who started the trouble today. But when the fiancée came in, she felt sorry for her love rival! 】

[If he hadn’t known that this guy was a woman, Li Pu would have been very upset. 】

Li Pu secretly rolled his eyes: "I'm not that stingy. Why bother arguing with a girl?" Besides, I didn't regard her as a love rival. '

"You guys, what are you doing with your shirt and corset?" Katerina looked at Li Pu angrily.

"Don't talk nonsense, I didn't take off her bra strap!"

Li Pu hurriedly dismissed the blame: "She tore the clothes apart by herself while drinking. You can see that she even tore off the buttons."

Katerina squinted her eyes and looked at Li Pu without saying anything. In some things, she was very smart.

Li Pu had something in his mind, his old face turned red and he said: "I really didn't pull her clothes. I didn't want to come in, but I heard something wrong inside. When I opened the door, I saw this guy was poking there, moving towards Drill into the hole.”

After a pause, Li Pu said: "So I came in and stopped her, and then helped her lift her pants."

After listening, Katerina covered her eyes fiercely.

"Help me get her to the guest room. I'll probably have to take care of this guy tonight."

"Don't pull me." Lord Luna is going to get drunk again. After she knows what happened today, she will definitely have deep memories.

Li Pu picked up Eluan and asked, "Does she always wear men's clothes and a corset?"

"Yes." Katerina was a little helpless: "Eluan doesn't like women. In other words, she always thinks that she is a man, but she is just sick."

Li Pu had a weird look on his face and muttered secretly: "The old liar and Aunt Aishwarya will probably have a headache. It's really a worry for every family." '

The two of them walked out of the door and walked towards the guest room upstairs. I don’t know what tricks Katerina used, but everyone on the road ignored them.

On the way, Katerina also asked an elf waiter where Eluan's suite was. The elf not only ignored Eluan in Li Pu's arms, but also led the way for them.

"Have you noticed Azalis and the others' attitude towards Eluan, Nip?" Katerina chatted with Li Pu on the way.

"I noticed it, but I didn't think much about it before. He was her lover?"

"Uh-huh. Don't you ask about our relationship?" Katerina looked at Li Pu with a half-smile.

Li Pu's eyelids twitched and he looked at Katerina.

He had heard before that the Moon God was one of the most charismatic gods in the world. Many people regard Him as the lover of their dreams.

"Don't worry, Nip, I just think of her as my sister. And she just thinks of me as my sister. Nothing happened to us." This is probably just Katerina's own imagination.

But with her level of mysophobia, it was indeed impossible for her to have had contact with anyone before Li Pu.

Don't tell me something happened, even with your fingers - even when your best friend taps you on the shoulder, you will use your divine power to create a little space between that person's hand and your clothes.

'This guy wants to get Katerina drunk today! '

Li Pu looked at the female love rival in his arms and secretly grinded his teeth: "No, we have to keep Katerina and this strange best friend away from each other in the future!" '
'Also, Katerina has a huge weakness when it comes to drinking. I'll have to try the potion Asabron gave me later. '

In his wild thoughts, Li Pu saw the pattern on the carpet in the corridor, which seemed to be lines of text written on it.

[Li Pu, this guy, really likes to think too much. 】

[What can happen to a bunch of mushrooms and the moon god? 】

【It’s just you.】

Li Pu's face suddenly became a little ugly.

[By the way, Katerina just came here today. She drank a lot of wine tonight. She is a little excited and wants to flirt with you. 】

[So, 'We have to take care of Him tonight' is just an excuse for your evil girlfriend to open a room with you here. 】

[If you think about it, you haven’t had sex for a long time since you learned about the taste. 】

[Be prepared with enough samples. 】

Li Pu's face became even more ugly.

Raising his head, he found that the elf waiter had arrived at the top-floor suite. The suite had many rooms. Katerina didn't really plan to open it to him, did she?

[After opening the door, Katerina whispered to the elf waiter and asked him to bring a bottle of champagne, some ice cubes, some special herbs, and some supplies. 】

[The elf waiter understood and added some more 'safety products' from the outside world to the list. 】

"Hey, Katerina, why did you ask the waiter to bring wine and herbs?"

Li Pu asked with a pale face.

"Make sobering soup." Katerina opened the bathroom door speechlessly and let Li Pu carry Eluan in.

"To make a hangover soup, use champagne and ice cubes?" Li Pu looked suspicious.

"Of course it's not champagne, it's the wine collected by Eluan. After adding certain herbs, it will increase willpower."

Katerina took Eluan from Li Pu's arms, frowned and said, "What are you thinking in your head? I've already drunk so much, how can I have the intention to drink with you? I'll bring you ice cubes and towels later." Come here, put it at the bathroom door. If you don't give her a good job, this guy will have a hard time tonight."

With that said, Katerina pushed Li Pu out of the door: "It's okay to stay here and clean the room!"

Seeing Katerina's disgusted look, Li Pu scratched his head and went to the living room with some embarrassment.

'I was almost deceived by the narration again. The magicians must be using the narration to lure me into having a relationship with Miss Evil God and let her collect samples and go back! '

Li Pu flipped through the book of fairy tales and thought: "It's not just today, I really can't do it today. I've been working hard all day, and I had another drinking session, and I feel like I'm going to die." '

'If you are ravaged by the evil god a few more times, you will really die! '

【several times? Ah. 】

'It won't be more than a dozen times, right? '

【A dozen times? 】

'Could it be dozens of times? '

【Dozens of times? 】

Li Pu closed the book with an ugly expression on his face and said to himself: "I told you, it's the magicians who are causing trouble. Don't scare yourself." '

At this time, Li Pu had already walked into the living room.

The suite is very large and has a slightly modern layout. Not only does it have many rooms, there is also a bar in the living room.

The cabinets were filled with Eluan's wine collection—everything except champagne.

Li Pu: "?"

With Katerina's mind, the moment the violet mist was dispelled, she knew clearly that there were stains on the legs of several ants in the city!

So there’s no way she wouldn’t know how much wine there was in Eluan’s suite!

Sitting in front of the bar, Li Pu became more and more panicked as he thought about it. When the waiter knocked on the door again and came in, Li Pu looked at the things on the cart and his panic level reached the limit.

Champagne, ice, atmospheric candles, and desserts are all available.

There are even red candles and red lanterns!
On top of a certain towel, Li Pu also saw a condom.

It seems that the elves in Haven also have purchasing channels in the 'outer lands'. But they obviously don't understand the culture of Li Pu's hometown, and the things used to decorate the atmosphere for the guests are a bit strange.

"Take the champagne away. There is wine here and all these messy things." Li Pu told the waiter: "Forget it, just push the cart away."

"Okay, sir." The waiter did not disobey Li Pu.

After closing the door, Li Pu returned to the living room and passed the bathroom. He heard the sound of running water inside and Katerina's complaining voice - she didn't leave even a step.

But when he walked to the living room, Li Pu saw that the carts that had just been pushed away by the waiter were all placed in the living room.

Not only that, the things on the cart are also inexplicably decorated in the room - very atmospheric.

[Dim red candles, flickering red lanterns.]

[The room is covered with a dark red background. 】

[Obviously it feels very festive, but Li Pu feels cautious! 】

'Tricky! Absolutely hilarious! And this Gui is my fiancée! '

'This is not a bridal night at all, this is a life-threatening ghost wedding! '

Picking up the towel on the bar, Li Pu wiped the cold sweat from his head and took the champagne and ice cubes in the bucket to the bathroom door.

He asked in a panic: "Katerina, is it the champagne you ordered? Are you making a mistake?"

"Who ordered the champagne? What are you talking about?"

There was an impatient voice in the bathroom, and then Katerina walked in wrapped in a bath towel - and she seemed to have washed her hair.

The woman in front of her looked like a Luo Shen who had just taken a bath.

Underneath the holy face, there are graceful curves that are half hidden under the bath towel.

Her figure is very good, as big as it should be, as well as those tight long legs, and the red toenails will make any man move his index finger when he sees it, but in Li Pu's eyes, this goddess is... He is an indescribable evil god.

"You are dressed like this." Li Pu's lips turned a little white: "What are you doing in the shower?"

"I'm giving my sister a bath, don't I want her to get wet?"

"Then why do you wash your hair? And you use such good perfume! It smells delicious!"

"I can't wash my hair anymore? You're crazy, don't go crazy!" Katerina reached out and snatched the bucket from Li Pu's hand, looked at the living room outside and said, "I asked you to clean the room, what are you doing? Clean them all up quickly!”

'Isn't it Catalina's fault? It is indeed the magician who is harming me! '

Li Pu breathed a huge sigh of relief. At this moment, Katerina opened the bathroom door again, and then handed the bucket to Lip - using only a small part of the ice cubes.

"If you put the champagne back, you won't need so much ice."

He said he would drink wine to sober up the soup, but in the end he didn’t use wine.

Also, where are the remaining ice cubes used?
[Miss Evil God glanced at you with a pure face, but your face was ashen. 】

(End of this chapter)