Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 106 Counterattack, Xia Qi’s moment of becoming a god

Busquets throws in.

"Busquets throws the ball to Iniesta."

"Walcott stepped forward and the ball went to Cesc Fabregas."

"Messi drops back to get the ball."

on the field,

When Messi retreated to the center circle to ask for the ball, the Barcelona players began to scatter in all directions, stretching Arsenal's defense for Messi.

At this time, it was already the 88th minute of the game, and the 90-minute regular time was about to end.

The fourth referee raised the injury time sign on the sidelines and told the audience that the injury time was five minutes.

"There is not much time left for both sides. Neither side is satisfied with the 4:2 score. In the remaining seven minutes, if Barcelona can recover another goal and return to home with three away goals,

The probability of advancing to the semi-finals is at least 70%. On the contrary, if Arsenal can advance with a three-goal advantage, it may also be 70%.

If the score of 4:2 is maintained until the end, the probability of promotion for both sides should be -, so these last seven minutes are very critical, as it can determine the life or death of the entire round. "

Of course, the Barcelona generals also knew the importance of this wave of offense. They gritted their teeth, squeezed out the last strength to fight against the fatigue of their bodies, and began to intersect without the ball.

On Arsenal's side, Xia Qi was the first to rush towards Messi.

Messi didn't make any extra moves, he just dunked the ball, and then changed direction and left Xia Qi behind.

In the Emirates Stadium, Barcelona fans roared with deafening cheers.

Xia Qi's head buzzed, and he felt like his whole body was going to explode.

He was not shocked by the Barcelona fans, but by Messi.

He knew that Messi and Ronaldo were very strong, the strongest on the planet, but he didn't expect them to be so strong.

The person defending Messi was not human Xia Qi but Al Xia Qi, but Messi still passed him as calmly as if he was crossing the street in the early morning.

The on-site commentary said: "Xia Qi is 1.89 meters tall and Messi is only 1.70 meters tall. There is a height difference of nearly 20 centimeters between the two. Messi's center of gravity..."

This is wrong!

Al's existence ignores physical differences. As for the damage caused by the tall man's sudden sudden drop of center of gravity, the host can slowly taste it alone after the game.

The reason why Messi can live so easily is

This is because,

Great simplicity!

Messi eliminated complexity and simplified it. He used a simple rhythm difference to the extreme and became a "Tao" (a bit exaggerated) to defeat artificial intelligence!

At least, artificial intelligence at this stage is inferior to humans.

Xia Qi didn't know whether as a human being, should he be happy or overjoyed?

Passing by Xia Qi, Messi started to accelerate crazily along the right side.

De Bruyne and Arteta flanked Messi.

If one person can't guard him, then there will be two.

The ideal is full, the reality is...

Messi, who was in a crazy state, made another emergency stop + smash + change of direction. De Bruyne died. This is how Xia Qi died.

Then a "Messi dropped his shoulders" and a realistic fake move knocked down Arteta.

In just a few seconds, Messi "skewered" three people!

Although it is an away game, it is no different from home. The whole game is:

"Messi!"

"Messi!"

"Messi!"

Passing three people is not Messi's ultimate state. He continues to break forward.

"Messi is still taking it!"

"It's too fast!"

"Casuola came up, oh, he was passed over!"

"Messi changed direction and passed Gibbs. Gibbs wanted to commit a tactical foul, but failed to catch Messi."

"Messi!"

"Messi passed five people and penetrated Arsenal's entire left defense on his own."

"Arsenal is in danger!"

In the Emirates Stadium, Arsenal fans saw Messi deserted on their left wing. They were all trembling with fear, and some even prayed to God quickly.

Sincerity leads to spirituality,

God worked:

When Messi was about to cut inside to the edge of the penalty area, Xia Qi, who was "eaten alive" by Messi, came back to life. He returned to the defense. Just when the Arsenal fans in the audience were praying for a hero, he appeared.

In an instant, the Emirates Stadium was shaking with cheers.

Regardless of the final outcome, Xia Qi's unyielding and unyielding spirit deserves recognition.

"This kid looks a lot like Vieira."

Wenger thought of the tough guy known as "Iron-Blooded". Xia Qi smelled of him. After being passed by Messi, he still pursued him back.

Getting up from wherever you fell is also a kind of iron-blooded thing.

Messi raised his head and looked at Xia Qi, who was immediately blocking Hengdao in front of him. His eyes were not only filled with murder but also appreciation.

There is no doubt that when a master appreciates someone, he usually wants to sacrifice that person, and Messi is no exception.

Faced with Xia Qi who came up to defend him, Messi decided to use his own unique skills. This is a kind of respect for his juniors.

Messi made a fake move to go to the right.

"Messi sinks his shoulders!"

This fake move is very realistic, and 99.9% of the center of gravity is tilted to the right.

Seconds earlier, Arteta had fallen on this feint, which has become Messi's signature move.

Xia Qi kept calling Al in his mind not to be fooled.

Xia Qi couldn't tell whether Messi's tilt to the right was a fake move, but "Messi's shoulder sinking" is so famous, how could he not be careful?

However, Al had Al's judgment. He judged that the action of "Messi sinking his shoulders" was true, so he leaned forward.

From this we can see how deceptive "Messi's shoulder sinking" is. Arteta, Boateng...all the people who have fallen to this move don't blame themselves too much. This move is not only anti-human, it is He is also anti-intelligence, even deceived Al, and has no humanity!

on the field,

Al is also knowledgeable in this area. On the one hand, he blocked Messi's passing route. At this time, it was impossible for Messi to pass the ball to the Sabers on the same side.

On the other hand, he is prepared to step forward and steal the ball when Messi's strength is old, and when Messi's strength is new, he can prevent Messi from making a sudden attack from the right.

Messi gives full marks to this defense. If he hadn't faked a move and was indeed taking an outside approach, I'm afraid he would be a trapped beast now.

This summer chess game is not simple.

So, the scam continues...

When Messi saw Xia Qi coming forward, he leaned back and showed his right foot.

Al judged that Messi was desperate and was going to force a pass to Pedro...

So, I rushed forward immediately!

From Xia Qi's perspective, Messi raised his right leg to pass the ball, and the other foot was a supporting foot. The football was temporarily out of the control of the "two-legged beast". This was a great opportunity to steal the ball.

But Xia Qi knows that Messi is not that simple. How many people have fallen to "Messi's heavy shoulders"? How can he surpass others with just a buckle, a pull, and a change of direction? Without these details, how would he be?

Do you really think Boateng is a loser?

"do not want!"

"Brother Xie, no!"

Xia Qi felt like an insulted girl in her mind, begging Al not to take advantage of her.

However, Al still started.

really!

As soon as Xia Qi started, Messi's raised leg quickly retracted. The football that was intended to be passed to Pedro to the right did not roll out to the right, but knocked out from the left side of Messi's supporting foot.

Immediately following Messi's completion of the second half of the "Messi's shoulder sinking" action → "Messi's shoulder return", it is to take back the "center of gravity" that was previously released.

What followed immediately was that Messi changed direction to the left, caught up with the football, and walked away with the ball.

After completing this process, Xia Qi became the Nth victim of "Messi's heavy shoulder".

"Beautiful Messi... Oops, ahem, beautiful leg kick!"

While Zhan Jun was explaining, the situation on the court suddenly changed!

Zhan Jun choked on his own saliva, but the saliva was sweet. Although he was Mei Chui, he was Chinese, and he definitely supported Xia Qi in the Mei Xia dispute.

on the field,

Messi sent the football out from the left first. In the blink of an eye, in full view of everyone, Xia Qi lifted his right leg to the right as fast as lightning and brought back the football Messi sent out.

Messi's breakthrough from the left broke through the loneliness!

Breakthrough without football is a joke!

In this wave of human-machine war, artificial intelligence wins.

Xia Qi didn't know whether he should be happy or overjoyed? ? ?

After Messi passed by Xia Qi, he found that the football was missing. He turned around and looked at Xia Qi's back in surprise as he quickly left.

This move of the leg was so beautiful. Some people may think that Xia Qi intercepted the ball by luck, but Messi knew it was not.

Xia Qi intercepted the ball and counterattacked in one go, which was clearly premeditated.

It turned out that it was not "I was playing with him", but "he was playing with me." There was a trace of bitterness in the corner of Messi's mouth, and all the pride collapsed.

on the field,

Xia Qi pulled the ball forward and broke through.

At this time, the human Xia Qi was scolding his teammates in his mind. There were only "enemies" in front of him and no "friendly forces".

In other words, his teammates are all betting on Messi to win, and they all return to the defensive zone to participate in defense. Even center Balotelli returns to the penalty area.

Fortunately, it was a one-click hang-up, so Xia Qi's emotions did not affect Al's breakthrough.

Al controlled Xia Qi, first slamming the football forward with his left foot, and then kicked the ground hard with his right foot.

People are like arrows shot from the string.

"Strider!"

"Arsenal started to fight back."

The fans in the Emirates Stadium were in a hurry, just like the hot summer weather, leaving no one with time to react. Just a moment ago, the sky was covered with dark clouds (the sky was clear), but now the sky is clear (the sky is covered with dark clouds)

"Xia Qi!"

"Xia Qi!"

The cheers of "Xia Qi!" made the Barcelona fans feel a little dazed. This was how they cheered Messi just now.

Messi looked at Xia Qi's leaving back with a bitter look on his face, but he immediately picked up his mood and chased after Xia Qi.

Xia Qi's counterattack + counterattack happened in the blink of an eye.

The Barcelona generals were still immersed in covering for Messi, and their reaction was not as good as the highly focused fans.

On the court, Xia Qi rushed towards the Barcelona goal with lightning speed. The speed and the way he strides forward to play the ball are reminiscent of the Son of God who "crossed the spring breeze with a silver saddle and a white horse".

It only took Xia Qi the blink of an eye to go from his own half to Barcelona's half.

I saw Barcelona midfielder Busquets blocking the front amid the "reminder" from the fans.

Xia Qi learned what he had learned and practiced it now. He used a "Messi shoulder sinking" to trick Busquets into surrendering his body center of gravity, then moved the football in the opposite direction, changed his body direction, and passed Busquets tit for tat. "This is impossible! Absolutely impossible!"

"How can Xia Qi be so smooth with such a tall figure?"

Xia Qi had done this action of "Messi sinking his shoulders" in previous games, but it was not so natural and smooth when he did it.

In other words, the previous "Messi's heavy shoulders" were Messi's heavy shoulders. Xia Qi was just an imitator. After being "taught" by Messi himself tonight,

"Messi sinks his shoulders" has become "Xia Qi sinks his shoulders". With Xia Qi's own flavor, he is taller than Messi. He sinks his shoulders and then pulls them back, much like Michael Jackson's classic dance move of leaning back.

Busquets was stunned, forgetting to fight back and pursue.

After a second of silence, the Emirates Stadium burst into thunderous applause.

On the court, Xia Qi is accelerating!

The advantage of one-click AFK was fully realized in the second half.

Others' physical fitness has declined, but Xia Qi remains the same. The fans thought Xia Qi was holding on with his iron will...the cheers got louder.

Pique reacted quickly. He immediately rushed out of the penalty area and rushed towards Xia Qi.

Xia Qi didn't make any extra moves. He moved the football to the right. Just as Messi passed him, he passed Pique the same way.

"Bad rhythm!"

"Extremely fast rhythm difference!"

"I have no evidence, but I still suspect that Xia Qi is taking revenge. He is humiliating Barcelona in the same way that Messi humiliates others."

"This is a small-minded person!"

"Ah! Bartra was also passed by Xia Qi, and now he only has Barcelona goalkeeper Valdes in front of him."

On the court, facing Valdez who abandoned the goal and attacked, Xia Qi once again performed the unique skill of sinking his shoulders. Valdez saw that Valdez had surrendered his center of gravity, so he pounced to the left without hesitation and expanded the defensive area with all his teeth.

But the expression was wrong.

Under his astonished eyes, Xia Qi quickly regained his center of gravity, combined man and ball to pass Valdez from the other side and pushed into the empty goal!

"The ball is in!"

"That one-stopper per game is back!"

"It's so exciting, the plot is exciting and full of twists and turns. One minute ago, Messi passed five people in a row and was about to break through Arsenal's entire defense.

Xia Qi, who was eaten alive by Messi at the first bite, suddenly came to life and stopped in front of Messi when Qian Jun was about to hit.

Faced with Messi's passing, Xia Qi still had no solution, but he caught the small flaw of Messi's diversion of the ball, lifted his leg to steal the ball, and sounded Arsenal's charge.

Then he used Messi's extraordinary method to return the score to Barcelona, ​​and finally passed the goalkeeper and pushed into the empty goal. "

"This is Xia Qi's moment of becoming a god. No matter how old your appearance is, no matter how your memory fades, I believe that as long as you think of Xia Qi, you will think of tonight's 'counterattack'.

Please allow me to use the word counterattack. Originally, Messi was attacking Arsenal with murderous intent, but in the end, Barcelona was counterattacked by Xia Qi. "

After Xia Qi pushed the empty goal, Messi just rushed into the penalty area. Messi looked at the football bouncing in the net and regretted it.

I regret being too relaxed before the game!

Although the coaching staff also arranged tactical training for Arsenal, he and his teammates did not pay much attention to it.

Facing an opponent that has been eliminated by them for five consecutive seasons, it was really difficult for the Barcelona players before the game to get involved.

Now, they regret it just like Messi, especially Pique. When he thinks of the condescending words he said to Xia Qi, he dare not look at Xia Qi.

The Emirates Stadium exploded. Many fans took off their shirts and waved them over their heads. If the game had not ended, they would have rushed down from the stands.

They shouted hysterically: "King!" "King!" "King!"

The Internet also exploded:

【Fuck! In the high-end game against Barcelona, ​​he also won five yuan, Xia Qi is awesome (broken sound)]

[Incredible goal, hard-to-replicate counterattack. 】

【Awesome! The waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves in front die on the beach. Sorry, Messi! 】

[I'm not surprised that Xia Qi can score five goals, but I'm surprised by his understanding. He learns and sells now to excel in Messi's way. It's awesome! 】

【What a waste of natural resources! What can I do if I have this understanding? How can I play football? Jealousy makes me disorganized beyond recognition...]

On the court, Xia Qi imitated Ronaldo and opened his hands and flipped them back and forth, telling everyone that he scored five goals alone tonight.

On the side of the court, the Barcelona coach held his head in his hands. After a wailing sound, he slowly looked up at the big screen, where Xia Qi's goal was being played.

On the sidelines of the court, Wenger said confidently: "Pat, this year we will definitely end our history of not winning a championship, not because we won, but because the iron-blooded fighting spirit is back..."

The full-time score is 5:2, Arsenal leads by three goals, and the future is bright.

With five minutes left before the end of the game, Wenger decided to make substitutions. Captain Vermaelen came on to replace Xia Qi.

Wenger wanted Xia Qi to accept the applause and cheers of the fans alone. This is the highest award a head coach can give to a player.

All the fans stood up and applauded, including the Barcelona fans who came from afar. If there is any flaw, it is that this is the home court and it is not as good as receiving the cheers of the fans in the away game.

There was a beautiful photojournalist on the sidelines. She had an S-shaped figure and a pair of breasts that would make a man want to commit a crime.

The beautiful reporter squatted on the sidelines, trying to catch Xia Qi in a close-up shot. Unexpectedly, Xia Qi, who had just high-fived Vermaelen and was so powerful,

As soon as his foot stepped out of the sideline, he stepped on the empty gourd and fell towards the beautiful reporter.

"what!"

The fans screamed!

In the South Stand, Alice stamped her feet and cursed angrily: "Pervert! No man is good."

In the VIP box, Emma Watson held up her breasts. It turned out that Xia Qi didn't like big ones, he liked extra-large ones.

Except for Arsenal players and coaches, almost everyone thought that Xia Qi deliberately ate human tofu.

After all, Xia Qi was full of life one second, and turned into a soft-legged shrimp the next. Who would believe it?

This time Xia Qi was different from the time he played Bayern. Last time he was physically exhausted, but this time he had muscle strain (pain).

With a height of 1.89 meters, if he performs an action of 1.70 meters, his beauty cannot be inferior to that of Messi. Can he not be injured?

Fortunately, the systemic injury was mostly pain, no sick days, and the condition healed the next day.

The beautiful reporter also believed that her charm attracted Xia Qi.

"My name is Emily, I'm waiting for a call."

After speaking, he quickly reported a set of numbers. After that, he was afraid that Xia Qi wouldn't remember it, so he motioned to his partner to bring his business card.

"You are indeed beautiful and I am head over heels for you."

Xia Qi accepted the business card, politely complimented him, and returned to the locker room with the help of the team doctor who arrived.

[This Xia Qi is so dedicated! Acting, doing the whole thing, looking at the way he walks, not looking at his squinting expression, I really believe it. 】

[I actually understand Xia Qi quite a bit. I also liked "big fierce" women at his age...]

The style of painting on the Internet is getting more and more pornographic, so I won’t go into details.

Vermaelen came to the court, took the captain's armband, and shouted:

"Xia Qi's performance is over. Now it's our turn. This is our territory. We can't let the movie kings in La Masia only remember Xia Qi. Now it's time for them to remember our names too."

"Yes! That's right! Now it's our turn to show off."

On the court, every Arsenal player was full of energy, and Xia Qi's counterattack inspired their fighting spirit.

Xia Qi was able to get revenge after being eaten alive by Messi. He had two shoulders to carry one head, so why couldn't he do the same?

war!

war!

war!

After the game restarts,

The Barcelona players who were counterattacked by Xia Qi had an unbalanced mentality in the last five minutes of the game.

TiKi-TaKa, who originally worked well together, also made errors in passing and receiving without pressing.

This is really not Barcelona or Bayern!

Bayern fought until the last minute.

In the third minute of stoppage time, Arteta, who was guarding Cesc Fabregas, had a quarrel with his former brother.

Arteta didn't know what he said to Fabregas. Fabregas became angry and the "plastic brotherhood" broke down and pushed Arteta hard.

You know the feelings of Arsenal's old players towards Zhongyifa and Fan Zhifa.

Arteta, of course, pushed Fabregas back unceremoniously.

I don’t know if Arteta is really working hard or if Fabregas is really weak.

Anyway, Fabregas kicked and kicked... took several steps back, then fell backwards.

Look at this reclining posture, it doesn’t look like it’s just pretending.

Anyway, at that moment, the stadium was in chaos.

Iniesta and Pique immediately rushed towards Arteta. The two of them were very experienced, and they only used their words but not their hands to double-team Arteta.

Arteta hates them both. If these two people hadn't fooled him back then, Fabregas might not have left.

But Arteta is not stupid, and he only talks but does not do anything.

The three people quarreled and other players rushed over.

Vermaelen looked down at Fabregas on the ground: "Aren't you going to get up? How long are you going to perform?"

Fabregas smiled bitterly and stretched out his hand for Vermaelen to pull him, but Vermaelen did not make a move.

Fabregas got up in embarrassment amid boos from the audience. Vermaelen stared at him for a while, shook his head, turned around and rushed towards Iniesta.

Fabregas turned to look at Wenger on the sidelines with an aggrieved face.

I saw him scolding Arteta.

Wenger scolded Arteta not for standing up for Cesc Fabregas, but...

"What about your IQ? You are the starter and Xiaofa is the substitute. Is it worthwhile for us to cash in like this? Don't you know that you are indispensable to us?"

Although the person being scolded was Arteta, it was still painful in Fabregas's heart.

In Wenger's heart, he used to be the indispensable one, but now, Arteta is the precious porcelain and he is the ceramic.

Think about it, it’s true!

Fabregas seemed to have chewed yellow lotus in his mouth.

The referee on duty gave a yellow card to the two people who made the move.

The result is of course Arsenal suffering a loss.

The referee made up for the time wasted in the conflict, which was a torment for Barcelona, ​​which had lost their fighting spirit, and for Cesc Fabregas.

Fabregas' every touch was met with loud boos.

This time Wenger did not stop the fans.

Fabregas is disabled, and the other Barcelona players have little fighting spirit. Only two people are still actively running, one is Messi and the other is Iniesta.

However, it was of no use.

5:2 was the final score of the game.

The moment the whistle blew, the Arsenal substitutes rushed into the stadium, and the Emirates Stadium burst into cheers, soaring into the sky!

"Dear viewers, the game is over! Arsenal defeated Barcelona 1:4 in the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals. This was a huge advantage. But they conceded two goals and left A breather for Barcelona."

"This game is the most exciting game in the Champions League this season and may be selected as the best game in the history of the Champions League."

"Congratulations to Xia Qi for winning the top five in the knockout rounds of the Champions League for the first time. Congratulations to Arsenal for their victory. Dear viewers, we will see you in the next game."

(The Spring Festival is approaching and I am too busy to add more updates. I will give you a chapter with 6,000 words. Thank you for your follow-up reading. Thank you very much!)

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