Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 107 British Sweetheart and Magical Girl (Transitional article, you can really jump to order)

At the Emirates Stadium, Wenger rushed onto the pitch to celebrate with the substitutes.

At the distant Carrington training base in Manchester City, Ferguson sighed, a little envious, a little angry and a little sour and said to himself:

"Arsena, please show some respect. How old are you and still play with children? What a lucky guy. Damn Manchester City. They say that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Why can't you be cheaper? I want to be cheaper for others. I hate neighbors like you! "

A roar penetrated the night sky of Manchester City... From then on, Manchester City has a derby legend.

Mourinho and Lafayette in the far away Manor of Lafayette in Madrid.

"José, that young man from Arsenal is pretty good."

"Yes, Arsenal don't deserve him."

"You also think Arsenal are not worthy of him?"

"Yes, Mr. Chairman."

"His position is the same as Ronaldo..."

"There is no conflict. Xia Qi can play as a left winger, center forward, or even as an attacking midfielder."

"If you can win the Champions League, he will be your gift before the start of next season."

"Thank you. If this is the case, I will create a new dynasty here."

Lafayette is satisfied with Mourinho's work, but Real Madrid fans are very dissatisfied with the 1:0 tactics.

As we all know, those inexperienced white-eyed wolves in the Bernabeu Stadium are the most demanding fans on the planet.

However, Real Madrid is still a members-only club, and Florentino cannot ignore the "votes" of the fans.

But this did not prevent him from PUA Mourinho at all. After drawing the pie, the two happily raised their cocktail glasses.

In fact, it is not entirely PUA. Florentino does have the intention to buy Xia Qi.

It's just another matter whether Mourinho will be the coach of Xia Qi after buying it.

Munich, Germany, Bayern headquarters, Rummenigge and Guardiola.

"Josep, how is the boy?"

"Are you doubting Hai Shuai's vision? But he should be not for sale like Messi."

Rummenigge had a strange smile on his face at this time.

Guardiola screamed: "Wenger can't be that stupid, can he?"

Rummenigge smiled: "Of course Mr. Wenger won't, but Mr. Kroenke is a businessman. Do you understand what I mean?"

"Mr. President, he is my Messi, no! He is more shaping than Messi..."

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in the locker room,

"It hurts, it hurts...be gentle..."

Xia Qi was being massaged by a masseur, shouting that it hurt.

While receiving system information.

"Ding, this game has ended and the rewards are being settled..."

"The host played 88 minutes in this game, with A+ participation, S+ performance, and award: 10 attribute points."

"Ding, the host won the Premier League's best game, award: attribute value 5 points."

"Ding, the host won the Champions League for the first time with five players in a single game. Award: attribute value 5 points."

"Ding, the host has completed the hidden mission and will be rewarded with the king's aura attributes."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"Ding, regional legend +1."

"..."

At the post-match press conference:

Tito Vilanova is asked the most by reporters: What is the probability of Barcelona advancing to the semi-finals?

"Being three goals behind is a big gap, but if we can knock out AC Milan when we are two goals behind, then we can also knock out Arsenal when we are three goals behind."

Xia Qi, who won five pieces in the game, was sought after by the media after the game.

[Mr. Vilanova, during the game, we saw you holding your head and shouting to God many times. Do you only ask God for help when you encounter difficulties? 】

"Maybe you will say double-teaming Xia Qi, or something else? I just want to ask you, when Messi is playing crazy, is it useful to defend more?

What tactics can limit the crazy Messi? The same goes for the big boy. No one can subdue him except God. "

"Tonight's Xia Qi scored five goals, tying Messi's record for most goals in a single Champions League game set by Messi in the 2011-2012 season."

"Super heroes cannot be restricted by tactics."

[Doesn’t that mean we won’t be able to deal with him next round? 】

"We have Messi. One way of thinking is to use heroes to defeat heroes. Another way is to cut off people who are connected to heroes. We still have a week to study new ways of playing."

Wenger's view is different from that of Tito Vilanova. He believes that Arsenal's victory was the result of the joint efforts of the whole team.

Of course, reporters knew this was diplomatic rhetoric.

I thought I would not dig out valuable news about the veteran Wenger.

Unexpectedly, Wenger said: "We hope to end the history of no championship this season. Now we are going to attack the first major double championship in the league and the Champions League."

The reporters are motivated. Wenger, who has always been gentle and elegant, will not speak out wildly...

"The Prince of Ice Cream counterattacks the "One Dragon", and Arsenal aims for a double crown. 》

"At the Emirates Stadium, the prince ascended the throne and proclaimed himself emperor, and Wenger promised a double trophy. 》

"The man who gave Sir Alex Ferguson and Magic Bird nightmares is back with the European Golden Boot!" 》

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The first legs of the Champions League quarter-finals are all over:

Arsenal defeated Barcelona 5:2,

Paris Saint-Germain drew 2:2 with Juventus,

Malaga drew 0:0 with Dortmund

Real Madrid defeated Galatasaray 3:0.

The second round will begin in eight days.

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On the night of the game,

Xia Qi felt sore all over and refused to go swimming with his teammates.

The paparazzi who were following him thought he was going to date that busty beautiful reporter. Didn't you see, was Xia Qi so hungry on the court?

So I followed Xia Qi all the way home and stayed there all night, but ended up being lonely!

"Farke, I should have known that I would have followed Balotelli."

"No, that's news."

"Ah!...Head, we didn't take any pictures?"

The boss of the paparazzi confidently took out his pen and wrote:

"After the victory over Barcelona, ​​the whole team had a nightclub party, but Xia Qi was missing. It is suspected that Xia Qi has a sexual orientation problem. 》

"Shocking, is the locker room disagreement behind the victory?" Xia Qi was ostracized by his teammates and did not participate in team building! 》

"Is it the distortion of human nature or the loss of morality? The Champions League hero was ostracized by his teammates!" 》

"How? Is that a good title?"

"Head, high! So high! All three are good."

"One for The Sun, one for The Times, one for..."

"Selling three houses with one piece of news is high! Really high!"

The next day, the whole of London and even the whole of Britain was talking about Arsenal's dressing room problems.

Xia Qi came back from running in the morning. As soon as he took a shower and went downstairs, he heard Jack say to him: "Xia, we support you."

Xia Qi thought he was talking about the competition and hummed. At this time, Alice came over and stopped talking.

Xia Qi looked her over and asked: "Do you want a signature or a loan?"

Alice thought for a while and organized her words: "You don't like Emma, ​​me, and that murderous reporter, right?"

Xia Qi could only reply with a "hmm". Is there any other answer?

Alice sighed and patted Xia Qi on the shoulder: "Don't worry, I support you! I won't discriminate against you."

"No, why are you discriminating against me?"

Alice waved her hands without answering, and went to school with a worried look on her face.

Xia Qi drove to work with a confused look on his face.

Arriving at the gate of the Kearney training base, all the reporters gathered around him.

"Xia, can you talk about the locker room issue?" "Who won the fight between you and Will?"

"You two are competing for one brother, who will Mr. Wenger support?"

"I heard that you don't like girls, so what are your requirements for a partner?"

Boom!

Xia Qi was dumbfounded... His mind was filled with echoes of you not liking girls... No, it was noise!

Now he seems to understand something, but he doesn't seem to understand...

It is true that when people sit at home, disaster comes from heaven.

"What are you talking about? I don't understand."

After ten o'clock, teammates came to the locker room one after another with doubts on their faces.

They played very late last night and didn't have time to watch the morning news. Like Xia Qi, they didn't know that the team had been exposed until they arrived at the gate of the base.

Xia Qi handed this morning's newspaper he got from the reading room to his teammates.

"Fuck! Isn't this nonsense? Hey, Xia, do you really have a problem with your sexual orientation?"

"roll!"

"I'm 1.89 meters tall, and it's easy for me to be like Messi with his heavy shoulders? You didn't celebrate tonight, but you insisted on going out there last night, and you still laughed at me?"

"this is a good idea!"

"what?"

Arteta clapped his hands: "Brothers, tonight we are having a party with female companions. No one in the team is allowed to be absent, so that all the lies will be exposed. Xia, you can call Emma and ask her to bring the escort." Several actresses are coming."

"Team deputy, I know Kaya Scodelario..." Luke Xiao, who is younger than Xia Qi, said

"I could try inviting Cheryl."

"Wow!"

"Captain, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person."

Vermaelen scratched his head honestly: "I said try it."

At this time, Cheryl was Britain's sweetheart and more famous than Emma. The difference between the two is equivalent to Yang Mi and Reba.

Cheryl's ex-husband is former Arsenal player Ashley Cole. The two met in 06 and divorced in 10 years.

Now, Cheryl is single, so inviting her to participate is not a "friend-wives thing."

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It is still very popular for stars to hold parties.

Although it was a bit rushed, there were still many celebrities appearing, including Cheryl, Emma, ​​Kaya, Collins...all came.

Food, music, beautiful women and handsome men...

Emma deliberately tightened her breasts tonight to make them look bigger, and also chose a dress that exposed half of her breasts.

The twenty-four-year-old Emma was indeed beautiful. Under the beautiful light, with her handsome face and looming hemisphere, Xia Qi couldn't help but swallow her saliva.

Xia Qi's abstinence period has expired, and his hormones have nowhere to rest.

At this time, the sharp-eyed waiter served two cocktails at just the right time.

The British have a tradition of having a drink, and Emma was revealed to drink secretly on the set of Harry Potter.

This "female alcoholic" talks about cocktail culture, and it's all right.

"Ding dong, it has been detected that the host is in urgent need of mixed wine culture and technology. Thirty thousand regional legends can be redeemed."

"exchange."

Xia Qi immediately had the making and culture of cocktails in mind...

Two people with the same interests and hobbies can usually chat easily together.

When the conversation was over, Xia Qi took off his coat and walked to the bar. He personally mixed Emma a martini with tequila + vodka + coffee + egg white, and decorated it with olives.

"My martini is strong, refreshing, and has a long aftertaste. Try it."

Produced by the system, it must be a high-quality product!

After Emma took a sip, she immediately fell in love. She was a little attracted to Xia Qi at first, but now she is even more obsessed with it.

The interaction between the two attracted everyone's attention.

In the eyes of these ladies, players are all "rich" and not many are "learned".

The national wife, Cheryl, came over with a questioning look on her face: "Can you give me a drink?"

"Of course, it's an honor to serve you."

After Cheryl took a bite, she said, "Dry Magani! It tastes okay, but I still like sweet Magani."

"Can you tell me more details? Maybe I can make a flavor suitable for you."

"I like sweets, but I can't get tired of them, and they can leave a fragrant taste in my mouth..."

"If the Magani you mentioned doesn't satisfy you, I'll make you a glass of Angel Kiss."

As the name suggests, angel kiss means kissing with an angel. You decide whether it's sweet or not!

Xia Qi mixed a glass of rum + brandy + red wine + fresh milk in proportion, and finally garnished it with red cherries.

After Cheryl took a bite, she asked in surprise, "Were you a bartender before you played football?"

"This is so delicious! I swear this is not a compliment, it's really delicious."

Women are naturally curious, so almost all the girls gathered around.

"Can you do it for me..."

"I like…"

"Xia, I'm Kaya..."

Xia Qi did not refuse anyone who came, and agreed to them one by one. He seriously began to work as a "bartender" with a promising future. As he mixed the dishes, he found that there were several murderous intentions locked on him.

Looking up, I saw Balotelli making a gesture of cutting his throat.

Xia Qi looked around and found that he was trapped in the daughter's country.

Damn it, it made people angry, the locker room feud became a reality.

"Ladies, you drink these cocktails first. I'm going to the bathroom."

There is no other choice but to pee and escape.

When I came out of the bathroom, I happened to bump into Cheryl while washing my hands.

Cheryl, who is just thirty years old this year, is in the most beautiful season of a woman. Her sweet appearance and devilish figure make her a European fashion landmark.

The two of them chatted for a while while washing their hands.

They walked out of the door together. Cheryl was drunk and her feet went weak. Xia Qi quickly helped her up.

For a moment, their eyes met!

Alcohol makes both of them feel that love at first sight does exist in reality.

Cheryl kissed him, and Xia Qi's head buzzed, and he lost himself.

The two returned to the bathroom while kissing.

Xia Qi is the younger brother, but his sister is familiar with the family...

After going back and forth, Xia Qi returned to the banquet hall.

The fierce fire ignited in my heart has not been extinguished over and over again, but has become more violent...

After saying hello to his owner, Arteta, he took Emma away.

Emma came here just for him. The two of them were interested in having a concubine. After returning to the hotel, they fell in love again and again.

Next morning

Xia Qi woke up while stroking his swollen head, thinking of what happened last night.

It feels so ridiculous!

My first time was gone. Wine is such a good thing.

He patted Emma's butt: "Sluggard, get up."

"You go first, Xia. I'm too tired."

Xia Qi pushed her hair back with pity and kissed her ear: "I'm sorry, I was too crazy last night."

Emma put her arms around Xia Qi's neck and kissed him: "No, I like it! Let me rest for a while, and I will put on a maid outfit tonight..."

4月6日英超第32轮开打，西布罗主场0:3负于阿森纳，

Manchester United lost 1:2 at home to Manchester City.

After this round, Manchester United is four points behind Arsenal, and Arsenal's prospects for winning the championship suddenly look bright.

On April 4, Arsenal went to Barcelona, ​​and Emma went to the airport to see off Xia Qi. During this period, the two of them were like honey and oil. They were photographed by the media many times as a couple, and their relationship was in a semi-public stage.

(Emotional scene, poorly coded, I’m extremely sorry!)

(End of this chapter)