Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 110 Whenever I hesitate, I feel sorry for myself

"Wow! The ball went in!"

"Two or two are worth a thousand pieces of gold, and one ball goes through both doors!"

"Xia Qi performed a thousand-mile journey alone at Camp Nou."

"Even if Messi committed a flagrant foul, it would be difficult to stop Xia Qi's attack."

"Xia Qi tonight had an outstanding performance on both offense and defense. He redefined the function of a forward."

Zhang Lu's commentary in the live broadcast room was hysterical and passionate.

Fans on the online platform were in awe after hearing this.

【Fuck! It’s too curly! In the future, positions on the court will become blurred, and you won’t be able to make a career without good physical fitness. 】

[This is so awesome, not to mention faster than Messi, but also injured Messi in the counterattack. 】

[This goal is indeed very exciting. It is so exciting to block the hole of the gun with my body, then knock Messi over, and finally pass through the big and small goal. 】

[Speed, strength, physical fitness, defense, technology, offense... Oh my god, I didn't find Xia Qi's shortcomings. Isn't this a proper hexagonal warrior? 】

[Don’t make a fuss, I’ll tell you the truth, Xia Qi’s protagonist halo, Gullit’s opening template. 】

[I’m really looking forward to the World Cup starting tomorrow. It won’t be a World Cup without the Chinese team. I support Chinese elements and just sit back and watch the Chinese team in Europe beat Melo...]

After the goal went through both goals, the excited Xia Qi celebrated by showing off his jersey.

He rushed to the Barcelona fans' stand. When the Barcelona fans saw Xia Qi running towards him, they all took a deep breath and were ready to explode at that moment.

Xia Qi took off his jersey while running. When he arrived in the stands of Barcelona fans, the well-prepared voices of the Barcelona fans became uneven and failed to create a deterrent effect.

Instead, they were shocked by Xia Qi.

18-year-old Xia Qi, after taking off his jersey, exposed his explosive figure in the stands, and the unique hormones of men hit his face.

The lumpy abdominal muscles and bulging chest muscles tell people that this young man's success is not accidental.

In an instant, the Barcelona fans who were about to roar were divided. First of all, some rotten girls surrendered first, and they forced to swallow the "fu" that had just reached their throats.

Then some real fans hesitated. These people like football and have a style of doing things: dealing with things but not people.

If you don't look at the color of the jersey, Xia Qi's attitude, skills and spirit on the court are all a model among players.

Such a player, regardless of his stance, is undoubtedly very likable.

However, Xia Qi's next move annoyed them.

Xia Qi showed off his No. 9 jersey to the stands!

"Uu, uhu..." boos spread everywhere!

But Xia Qi's celebration made Arsenal fans excited. This domineering way of celebration is what this elegant Arsenal team lacks.

Arsenal fans shouted out Xia Qi's name with all their lung capacity to support Xia Qi!

For a moment, fans from both sides were engaged in a desperate duel on the sidelines of the stadium with their voices!

Although the Arsenal fans were small in number, their volume was not low. The Barcelona fans could not suppress their boos for a while.

...

...

On the court, Messi was in unbearable pain. With the support of the team doctor, he was about to go to the sidelines for treatment. At this time, the referee blew his whistle, ran in front of Messi, and showed a yellow card.

Obviously, Messi's flagrant foul just now was noticed by the referee. It was only because Xia Qi's offense was advantageous that he never called it.

Messi yelled angrily, then bowed his head and left.

He knew that he would become the front-page news of all the media tomorrow, and many people would think of him. The persona he had worked so hard to build over the past few years had collapsed.

[We can clearly see from the slow-motion replay that Messi shoveled Xia Qi's foot, and he didn't even close his foot. 】

[This action is really bad. If he were not Messi, he would probably be sprayed to death. 】

[I’m glad that Xia Qi is a tough guy, otherwise he would have hurt Zhong Yong. 】

【...】

After giving Messi a yellow card, the referee ran towards Xia Qi. His face did not have the serious and solemn expression that he had before punishing Messi. Instead, he was full of smiles and apologized while taking out the card.

He understood Xia Qi's anger and his behavior of showing off his jersey.

Messi's action was obviously hurtful. If he hadn't been Messi, he wouldn't have just received a yellow card.

...

...

After the game restarted, Barcelona, ​​with one less player, had no intention of attacking and fell behind in the backcourt.

(Messi is undergoing treatment off the court and has not played for the time being)

Barcelona was not in a hurry and Arsenal, who held a two-goal lead, were even less anxious. The two sides had a tacit understanding and maintained the 0:2 score until the end of the first half.

The internet was abuzz at half-time as Messi did not play in the final minutes of the first half.

The plumbers hacked Arsenal's website and Xia Qi's social account.

They insulted Xia Qi indiscriminately and asked Xia Qi to give them a healthy Messi. It was as if the person putting the shovel was Xia Qi.

After 15 minutes, Leo Yosi began to warm up on the sidelines of the court under the treatment of a Japanese miracle doctor, and came on the court amid the cheers of the fans.

At the beginning of the second half, Arsenal kicked off.

Balotelli passed the football back to De Bruyne, and Arsenal's front three immediately rushed forward.

Iniesta pounced on De Bruyne, who passed the ball backwards.

attack? Don't rush and let the bullets (forwards) fly for a while.

Viewed from the air, Arsenal's third line committed a military taboo, and the midfield and backcourt were out of touch with the forwards.

Of course, Barcelona coach Tito Vilanova was not naive enough to think that Wenger would make such a stupid mistake. He anxiously stood on the sidelines to remind the defenders to pay attention to defense.

Arsenal's mistake in the midfield and backcourt was a conspiracy. Xavi led Messi and others to force Arsenal's backcourt.

At the same time, De Bruyne put his hands behind his back and gestured to full-back Gibbs.

Gibbs suddenly ignored Messi's presence, gave up guarding Messi, and ran straight forward. Just after passing the center circle, De Bruyne's pass fell in front of him.

Gibbs darted the ball forward and quickly sank to the bottom.

Facing Alves' interception, he stepped on his bicycle, swung out of the angle and sent the football into the Barcelona penalty area.

Balotelli, who was guarding the front spot, jumped high and headed the ball, and the ball reached the back spot.

As the live broadcast camera switched, the commentator Zhang Lu was so excited that he shouted: "Xia... chess... chess!"

Facing the ball in the air, Xia Qi bent his bow and arrow, waiting for the ball to fall.

Valdes quickly moved his position in front of the goal line, but to no avail.

The football flew quickly under his arm and into the net against the lawn.

0: 3!

The total score is 2:8!

Arsenal was kind enough to send a bottle of 82 Lafite to Barcelona.

After scoring a goal, Arsenal, which was six goals ahead, was determined to advance. The whole team ran up and down to the corner flagpole and danced "Subject Three".

This is a celebration move that Xia Qi redeemed to the system in advance. He taught his teammates before the game and prepared to use it when the team advanced.

Subject 3 has a cheerful rhythm and simple and interesting movements, especially the slow-motion braking moment, which sublimates the dance.

After the song ended, the fans were still wondering what kind of dance it was.

A person claiming to be a staff member of the Arsenal Club revealed on the Internet that the dance creation was inspired by the movements of the third subject in the Chinese automobile examination.

It is said that if you learn this "Subject Three" dance, you will easily pass the car test.

After being introduced by the Arsenal staff, many people remembered the dance. Later, the dance unified the world and fulfilled Qin Shihuang's last wish.

This is something,

At the Camp Nou.

"Shit! This is Camp Nou, if you want to dance go back to London."

"Damn it, forget it if you can't advance to the next level, but you can still score a goal!"

Barcelona fans have no illusions about promotion at this time, but they hope that the team can score a goal.

The shouts of Barcelona fans reached the stadium. After the game started, Barcelona stepped up their attack.

After a few passes, the football was once again at the feet of Messi.

Messi broke forward with his short legs, and the two wingers Sanchez and Pedro immediately rushed into the Arsenal zone.

Xia Qi!

It was Xia Qi who rushed forward immediately.

He was firmly stuck in the space between Messi and Sanchez, completely blocking one side.

This is a sophisticated defense. Rookies usually want to defend on both sides, but often cannot defend on both sides.

Like Xia Qi, simply locking one side is the right solution. Messi faces two choices:

The first is to distribute the ball to the right according to the wishes of the defender and cooperate with Pedro.

The second is to forcibly "kill" the defensive players.

The two had a rift in the first half. Messi was also arrogant and of course he couldn't pass the ball.

He first tried to move in the direction of Pedro. The real purpose was to put distance between him and Xia Qi.

With the two of them stuck together, they couldn't do many movements.

But Xia Qi's defense was very sophisticated and caught up immediately without giving Messi a chance.

Of course, Messi has more tricks than this.

Messi also considered Xia Qi's follow-up defense.

When Xia Qi caught up, he suddenly increased his speed and changed direction to the left. Xia Qi immediately jumped to the right.

Al knows how to calculate, but it doesn't know how to calculate.

This pounce was also calculated by Messi.

Messi, who had been well prepared, "cross-twisted" his left ankle and suddenly turned outwards. The ankle was so strong that he sent the football from between Xia Qi's legs.

Crotch-wearing is awesome!

At this time, Xia Qi pounced to the right, which was just a step. The gap between his legs was more than enough to send out not only one ball, but two footballs at the same time.

Messi was overjoyed when he saw that the most difficult move of crotch penetration, the crotch penetration, was completed so perfectly.

He immediately wanted to pass by Xia Qi.

but……

Still the same sentence: Al doesn't know how to calculate, but it knows how to calculate.

Al can't calculate Messi's thoughtfulness, but his excellence is within its calculations.

Messi, who was as anxious as the law, ran into the "south wall".

The "head" here is a noun!

Close-range sound transmits the sound of physical impact to every corner of the stadium.

Listening to that voice, you know that Messi is rushing forward at least "eighty miles" (borrowing the lyrics, don't take it seriously.)

Listening to the sound, you can tell how much pain Messi suffered from the collision!

I don’t know if the bag was knocked out of my head!

After all, Xia Qi's body is not the southern wall.

However, Messi fell backwards after making a clang, and sat on the lawn with his firm butt "Guanyin Sitting in Lotus".

Ignoring the pain in his butt, he looked up at Xia Qi in surprise, only to see Xia Qi's expression of "imperial contempt" again.

"Fake Squid, this guy made me wear my crotch on purpose!"

For a moment, a mouthful of phlegm filled my throat with grief and anger, and I almost carried it away.

"Xia Qi defends Messi!"

"His crotch is on!"

"Danger!"

"Pretty!"

"Textbook passing ball."

"Xia Qi's defense is too sophisticated."

"Arsenal stopped playing football and started to counterattack."

On the court, after Cazorla got the football behind Xia Qi, he directly passed the ball from a long distance. Balotelli took the ball from the front point and broke through, but was knocked down by Pique.

Tactical foul!

Arsenal won a free kick on the left side of the frontcourt.

De Bruyne and Arteta ran forward, while Cazorla stayed at the back.

Xia Qi stood on the line of the penalty area with his teammates.

Barcelona's strategy is interesting.

Their defenders are all on this line as well.

The purpose of this is to cause offside at the moment of passing the ball, so that all Arsenal's offensive players can be blocked outside the penalty area.

This defensive strategy is a double-edged sword. The advantage is that it can neutralize Arsenal's offense once and for all.

The flaws are also obvious. If Arsenal succeeds in countering offside, it will be a single opportunity.

on the field,

Xia Qi stood in the crowd, surrounded by people. Of course there were teammates and opposing players, eh? ? ? Why is Messi also coming to defend?

With his height and body, isn't he outside? Why squeeze in? Looking for abuse?

According to Barcelona's defensive rules, Messi should be outside.

But after Messi lost face in front of Xia Qi, he wanted to get his "face" back. Although after the game, the fans could regain their lost "face" by clearing their name, Messi still wanted to rely on his own efforts. Take it back with your own hands.

He judged that Arsenal's first point of attack must be Xia Qi, so...

De Bruyne stood in front of the football and raised his arm to signal.

This position is a bit far from the goal, and he has to cooperate with his teammates.

De Bruyne made a gesture, and Messi quietly changed his position and ran behind Xia Qi.

In this way, when De Bruyne hoists the football into the penalty area, he can rush forward from the back point and use the "runway" to take off, making up for the height gap between himself and Xia Qi as much as possible.

Moreover, he was hiding behind Xia Qi. He could observe Xia Qi anytime and anywhere, but Xia Qi could not observe him.

In short, the little dwarf has great "wisdom"!

This adjustment is well-founded and can theoretically achieve full marks.

"Arsenal's position for the free kick in the frontcourt is not very good. It is estimated that it will not be a direct shot. It should be a tactical free kick..."

"Beep!"

The referee blows the whistle!

De Bruyne didn't even need a run-up, he just kicked off with a kick.

The football did not hit anyone in the crowd, but a rainbow fell towards the penalty spot.

At the moment De Bruyne kicked the ball, the players on the penalty area line were clearly differentiated. Arsenal players rushed in and Barcelona players rushed out.

The battle for offside and counter-offside began at that moment.

The linesman did not raise his flag;

Arsenal successfully countered offside!

Xia Qi rushed toward the spot where the football landed like an arrow from a string.

Messi, who was lurking behind Xia Qi, was overjoyed. At this moment, he became the only hero in the Barcelona team who could turn the tide.

The football fell from the sky, and Xia Qi rose into the sky, ready to go...

At that moment, Messi completed a long-planned overtaking from behind and walked around in front of Xia Qi, intending to clear the football before him.

It seems that Messi's sneak attack will be successful.

Because Messi is closer to the football and can judge the landing point of the football more accurately, and his jumping is a new force, while Xia Qi in the air is an old force...

No matter how you look at it, Messi is the winner!

However, the leaping Messi fell back with a clang again, but this time it was still spinning, and he could not find his balance.

There was a crackling sound,

He landed safely on his face and took a bite of grass clippings.

"Where am I?"

"Why is the court spinning?"

Beep!

Beep!

The referee rushed to Messi, held out two fingers and asked: "What is this?"

Messi didn't answer. He struggled and looked around in shock. It took a while before he came back to his senses.

He looked at Xia Qi with a little fear, his eyes were full of fear!

terrible!

This man is a "humanoid beast!"

Bully yourself without hesitation.

[This can’t call Xia Qi a foul, right? It was Messi who hit him. 】

[You know the home whistle. 】

[Messi is also true. He only cares about eating but not fighting. He hit the wall just now and now he’s here again? 】

[Messi: Don’t look back until you hit the wall! Whenever I hesitate, I feel sorry for myself.

Xia Qi: I'm really sorry. My nickname is Nan Qiang. 】

[Asking for Messi’s emotional shade. 】

(End of this chapter)