Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 111 Don’t come over and the tragedy of Camp Nou

(What should I do if I don’t save the manuscript? It’s so miserable! I will code like a donkey in the production team, but if I ask for leave one day, I hope I can be forgiven.)

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Xia Qi hit Messi and the referee called a foul but did not give a card.

There's a lot of debate on the Internet about this.

Messi's supporters thought that Xia Qi's foul was very bad and sent their boss Messi flying sideways.

Xia Qi's supporters believe that Xia Qi is innocent and should be held fully responsible for trespassing, just like the highway regulations.

[Why is there no foul? Look at Messi, it's like he was in a car accident...Boom, he flew out. Is this still football? This is outright murder. 】

[Strongly recommended to ban the monk-Xia Qi! 】

[You are a weakling, so don’t rush for the road! What good can come out of a collision between a Japanese car and a tank? You can’t be blameless just because you’re good at it, right? 】

[People still need to be in awe, don’t be awesome and coax them all day long, thinking that just because you are Messi, you can do whatever you want...]

[It’s so shocking. Everything that happened tonight refreshes my understanding every moment.

In addition to Xia Qi's B2B sharpness, and Messi's "natural strength", this is really exciting.

Even if I think about this night again many years later, I will still feel extremely shocked...]

[How can we explain Messi’s natural strength in this way? Strong brother! 】

【...】

Polarizing opinions doesn't just happen online, it happens on the pitch as well.

Barcelona fans scolded Xia Qi: "Fighters, go back to your octagonal cage."

"Monk! Executioner! Violent criminal!"

And sent dissatisfied boos.

Arsenal fans cheered in victory: "Well done, Xia Qi! You are a real man!"

"Xia, if you do this, you'll already dislike that dwarf."

"Crush them and show those sissies in La Masia what it means to be a man!"

At first, the fans of both sides supported their own players, and gradually they started to criticize each other. However, due to the large number of Barcelona fans, the voices of Arsenal fans gradually became suppressed.

On the court, Xia Qi committed a foul and Barcelona had the ball.

Valdes takes a goal kick.

Barcelona's offensive was fierce, and they launched waves of attacks towards Arsenal's goal.

There were dangers in front of Arsenal's goal, but the fans and coaches were not nervous at all. The score difference between the two teams was too big.

The outcome of both sides was decided, and Barcelona's bombardment was more for the sake of face and to score a goal.

However, the Arsenal players did not want to give this face.

On the court, one burst of success was followed by another failure.

After Arsenal blocked Barcelona's three attacks, they began to counterattack.

The Barcelona team quickly returned to defense.

De Bruyne made a direct pass, and the target was Xia Qi who came forward again.

Because he lost the opportunity to quickly counterattack, Xia Qi did not rush to attack, but turned sideways to face the goal.

He glanced back at the football, and then passed his legs around the football, so that the football could roll to Xia Qi by itself without having to stop and play.

"Arsenal is counterattacking! Xia Qi breaks through with the ball."

On the court, Xia Qi had just taken two steps when Messi stood in front of him.

After the whole audience went into an uproar, enthusiastic cheers erupted from the Camp Nou.

Messi suffered two losses at the hands of Xia Qi, but he was not convinced. This is the arrogance of a top player.

Messi stepped forward amidst the cheers, but did not continue to post.

Although he is not good at defense, he knows that he can easily get passed if he gets too close.

He slowed down and began to retreat in small steps, defending Xia Qi just like others defended him.

Bullfighting!

This kind of scene usually happens on the football field or in low-level leagues. In the Champions League, it is almost non-existent. Messi and Ronaldo have never had a bullfight for so many years.

The Camp Nou couldn't help but become quiet.

Messi bowed slightly and narrowed his eyes. This is the stage Messi needs... or in other words, the battlefield!

come on!

Fight!

You...bastard!

Messi thought silently in his heart.

on the field,

Xia Qi dribbled the ball, and Messi retreated in small steps, but the distance between the two gradually narrowed because of Xia Qi's larger steps.

When Messi retreated to a position he thought was most suitable, he not only stopped but also rushed forward.

come on!

Revenge, right now!

He shoveled the football at Xia Qi's feet again.

A shovel kick from the front!

however,

Al was also waiting for this moment.

Messi rushed forward, and Xia Qi quickly poked the ball with his toe.

The football was stabbed between Messi's legs by Xia Qi.

Is the plot familiar?

Do you have the feeling of replaying it?

If Al has feelings, Xia Qi is very sure that his Al is a petty person who will retaliate against others.

Messi's shovel has arrived at this time...

After Xia Qi sent the football, he immediately jumped up on the spot as if he was electrocuted, retracting his legs to avoid Messi's fierce tackle.

"Messi shovels!"

"I missed it again! Xia Qi jumped up!"

Xia Qi dodged Messi's tackle, but couldn't avoid Messi's oncoming body.

Maybe, Al never thought about hiding at all...

on the field,

Messi stepped back, his eyes always staring at the football, and calculating the frequency and distance of Xia Qi's steps.

He only rushed forward to release the shovel when he felt everything was safe.

But humans are inferior to Al in calculations.

Everything about him fell into Xia Qi (Al)'s plan.

The moment he put the shovel down, Xia Qi jumped up, and he actually hit Xia Qi's knee with his head.

Egg against stone?

Messi was stunned for a moment.

"Don't come over here!"

This sentence burst out in one hundred and eight orifices of Messi's body! Every cell in his body was filled with fear.

However, Messi deserves to be the future king of football. Although his character is poor, his level is indeed great.

At that moment, Messi straightened up his back like a cobra. This time, the eggs turned into pork. Although he was still the loser, he finally escaped the ICU ward of the hospital.

The two collided violently again.

Messi fell backwards on all fours.

Xia Qi's body was tilted due to the impact, but he was still able to rush forward after landing!

Pique, who was not far away, was dumbfounded: "What kind of monster is this? It won't fall even if it does this?"

All the players on the Arsenal bench rushed to the sidelines, waving their vests excitedly.

"Charge the duck! Kill them!"

Messi was killed again!

This is so infuriating!

Arsenal fans also jumped up from their seats with excitement. They shouted: "Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

On the court, Messi looked up at the sky at Camp Nou and couldn't tell how old he was now.

He was as embarrassed as he is now when he was eight years old... The scene of being bulldozed when he was eight years old flooded into his mind. That year he was as helpless as tonight... Thinking of the bitterness, a tear slipped from the corner of his eye...

Xia Qi used his hands and feet to realign his body's center of gravity and catch up with the football.

The cheers in the stands and on the sidelines grew louder and louder, reaching their peak when he dribbled the ball toward the penalty area.

At this time, some Barcelona fans began to leave. They didn't care whether Xia Qi would have a fourth victory, they just didn't want to see their opponents celebrating promotion here.

On the court, Xia Qi gently sent the football forward with his right foot. It looked like he was passing the ball, but in fact he was sending the ball to stop. In the live broadcast room, Zhang Lu shouted: "Xia Qi is going to take a long shot!"

Breakthroughs don't happen like this. Director Zhang still has this kind of vision.

really,

In the live broadcast footage, Xia Qi's right foot began to accumulate strength, his calf muscles exerted force, and the instep of his right foot tightened.

"Boom!"

There was a loud noise like popcorn popping up!

Pique quickly stopped his forward movement. He would also talk to Shakira about biogenetics tonight.

Stand up for Messi? ? ?

If there is no price, he doesn't mind stabbing his brother, but if it affects his life, then forget it.

When Pique brakes suddenly, the path of football to the goal becomes unobstructed!

It turned into a white light and flew toward the goal with violent rotation.

In front of the goal, Valdez's heart collapsed and his brain shut down!

This is because when Xia Qi's shot first started, it flew towards the upper right corner of the goal.

At that time, although Valdez was scolding Xia Qi's shooting power, he was not actually panicking.

But the next second, an exaggerated scene appeared!

The football was flying through the air. It twisted its "small waist" willfully, and then turned a corner while Valdez was stunned.

S ball?

What about the promised blast?

Valdes collapsed, his brain frozen.

What was originally a powerful shot turned into a skill-based shot!

Valdez roared in his heart: "I like Batistuta, but I hate Carlos!"

It's a pity that Chinese fans can't hear his voice, otherwise they would tell him: Primary school students only do multiple-choice questions, and we both like it!

Valdez misjudged the direction.

Xia Qi is happy to announce his fourth birthday.

"Pretty!"

"The ball is in!"

"Crazy! 0:4! The total score is 2:9! Barcelona is bloodbathed! Tito Vilanova is going to be dismissed."

As soon as Zhan Jun finished speaking, the live broadcast camera showed the Barcelona coaching bench.

Tito Vilanova covered his face with his hands and lowered his head. It was obvious that he also felt that he was ashamed to see others.

The live broadcast footage was shown to the Barcelona stands again. More Barcelona fans in the stands got up and left one after another. The remaining Barcelona fans looked at the stadium with dull eyes. Under the camera, Douda's tears fell down...

Xia Qi beat Messi to tears and then beat Barcelona fans to tears.

Tonight - the tragedy of Camp Nou!

【Oh my God! Incredible world wave! Carlos II! 】

[Damn, it’s another Puskas Award goal. I strongly recommend that this award be renamed the Summer Chess Award. 】

[I once again strongly recommend that the Ministry of Education abolish physics and learn that it is anti-football! 】

[Don’t any of you feel sorry for Messi? 】

[The person who wants to destroy Xia Qi twice is not worthy of sympathy. With his character, my plum blossoms have turned into black plums. 】

[Yoshi, Yoxi, I understand, I’ve become a fan too. 】

At this moment in the stadium, Xia Qi, who had scored a goal, was just standing there, but this celebration of doing nothing made him even more domineering.

Arsenal fans all blushed and shouted: "Xia Qi! King!" "Xia Qi! King!"

Messi stood in the center circle waiting for the kick-off. He stepped on the football and looked at Xia Qi with a sinister look on his face.

Al-Xia Qi happened to be facing him head-on, and their eyes met.

one second,

two seconds,

Messi didn't last until the third second!

This is the peeing behavior of Europeans and Americans!

He is scared!

Of course, in Messi's heart, he is not a coward, but disdainful and aloof!

After a short interlude, the referee blew the whistle.

Messi sideways passed the ball to Xavi and sprinted forward.

After receiving the football from De Bruyne, Arteta was the first to rush towards Messi.

However, Messi cleverly used "Messi's shoulders" to hand over the center of gravity.

Then Messi retracted his shoulder extremely easily and passed Arteta.

But the moment he passed, Xia Qi slid toward him like a torpedo against the lawn.

It's too fast to cover up the noise!

Messi had just passed Arteta at this time and had no way to dodge or do anything.

Al's timing was perfect!

In an instant, Xia Qi's right foot shoveled hard on the football, and the football hit Messi's ankle hard.

Textbook-style kicking with the ball and others!

Even Messi himself can't find fault!

He rolled out again.

"Pretty!"

"A vicious tackle!"

"This is a tackle!"

on the field,

"Beep!"

"Beep!"

The referee blew his whistle and rushed over.

First, lean over and ask Messi, who is rolling on the ground, how about it? Do you need a doctor?

After receiving Messi's affirmative reply, Barcelona fans became angry. They shouted: "Executioner!" "Red card!"

A red card is impossible. If the tackler makes a tackle with the ball, it is a good goal.

If a player is hurt, there is a 50% chance that the referee on duty will take a card. For example, in the Premier League, where confrontation is allowed, it is almost 100% a verbal warning.

If you need to take out a card, the most it will be is a yellow card.

Xia Qi has two yellows and red, and it's over.

This is why head coaches get furious when they see their players taking off their clothes to celebrate.

After Wenger saw the referee showing the yellow card, he angrily rushed to the fourth official to protest.

Barcelona's Tito Vilanova also rushed to the fourth official to protest, believing that it should be a red card.

Wenger immediately became furious when he heard this, and he turned around and started a quarrel with Tito Vilanova.

"Who issued your football license? How can it be a red card to tackle the football first?"

"Messi is injured and cannot play."

"Did you buy your license with money? Whether Messi is injured cannot be used as a basis for penalties..."

Fans from both sides are also debating on the Internet and in the stands.

No matter what, Arsenal suffers a huge loss! Not only will Xia Qi not be able to play in this game, but he will also miss the next Champions League game.

The game continues,

Barcelona brought on Cesc Fabregas to replace the injured Messi.

Arsenal could only challenge with 10 players, so Wenger quickly replaced Balotelli and Walcott with defenders.

In the remaining 15 minutes, they played bus defense.

Fortunately, the gap between the two sides is too big and Barcelona has no motivation.

The score was 0:4 until the end.

Beep! The game is over!

“观众朋友们，比赛结束了！阿森纳在欧冠1/4决赛的次回合里以0:4的比分击败巴萨，同时以9:2的总比分晋级四强。”

"Their semi-final opponents need to draw lots in Nyon the day after the Champions League quarter-finals are over. I hope Arsenal can get a good draw this time."

"Congratulations to Arsenal for advancing to the semi-finals! Congratulations to Xia Qi for winning the fourth grade in this game, and also congratulations to Xia Qi for getting his first red card."

"Dear viewers, see you in the next game."

　I know someone must be dissatisfied, Xia Qi was sent off.

　　But there is no other way. I promised readers to follow current events and shovel Messi.

　　According to football rules, yellow cards can be given to players who injure the opponent, and it is Messi who is injured. Although we hate Messi, we have to admit his status in the world.

　　Therefore, Xia Qi cannot escape this yellow card.

　　As for the other yellow card, I just thought about writing it as handsome as possible...a sigh!

　　Messi doesn’t respect football, we can’t! Let Xia Qi take a break!

　　

　

(End of this chapter)