Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 122 Even if the clouds cover the sky, I will draw my sword to break through the sky.

"Penguin Sports!"

"Dear viewers, in the first leg of the semi-finals, Xia Qi was suspended due to a red card, and Real Madrid scored five away goals with a score of 1:5 at the Emirates Stadium.

This means that Arsenal need a five-goal difference at the Santiago Bernabeu to advance.

This is undoubtedly an extremely difficult thing! One can even say pessimistically: This is an impossible thing.

In the history of the Champions League, the most goals Real Madrid has conceded at home is three goals. In the 09-10 Champions League, they lost to AC Milan 2:3. ①
In the history of Real Madrid, in the 08-09 season, in the second round of the El Clasico, they lost 2:6 at home to Barcelona, setting a record for the most goals conceded at home.

It can be seen from these records that it is very difficult for Arsenal to get a five-goal difference tonight.

But Arsenal fans don’t need to be too pessimistic.

In the history of the Champions League, Arsenal and Real Madrid met in the 05/06 finals of the 1-8 season.

In that round of finals, Henry, the King of Highbury, led Arsenal to a 0:1 victory over Real Madrid at the Bernabeu.

As we all know, Xia Qi's scoring efficiency is much higher than Henry, so it is not impossible to complete a magical reversal. "

"The referee is looking at his watch. The game is about to start. Let's announce the starting lineups of both sides.

The home team Real Madrid wears white jerseys. They attack from the left to the right of the screen. Tonight's starting lineup is 442 with a balanced offense and defense:

Goalkeeper: Diego Lopez
Right back: Carvajal,

Central defender: Ramos, Pepe,

Left back: Coentrao

Double defensive midfielder: Alonso, Casemiro

Double midfielder: Modric, 272
Forwards: Benzema, Ronaldo

Substitutes: Casillas, Carvalho, Kaka, Di Maria, Essien...

The visiting team is Arsenal wearing red jerseys. They attack from the right to the left of the screen. They play a 451 lineup.

The goalkeeper is Martinez, who has performed well recently, and the team's No. 1 goalkeeper Szczesny serves as his substitute.

So career is very cruel. When you come back from injury, you may lose your original position even if you are in your prime.

Right back: Aurier

Two central defenders: Umtiti and Mertesacker

Left back: Luke Shaw

Double defensive midfielder: Arteta, Cazorla
Three forwards: Walcott, De Bruyne, Xia Qi

Center: Balotelli.

Four or five seconds ago:

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the pitch position: A forward, B midfielder..."

"B"

"Please host to choose the midfield position: A: attacking midfielder, B: central midfielder, C: wide midfielder, D: organizing midfielder, E: defensive midfielder, F: B2B all-around."

Do I still need to choose this?

"F"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, matching the attributes of the host [Lord of Chaos]."

"The more opponents there are, the stronger the host will be! When one is equal to ten, a hero will show his true colors..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like...

...

"The home team Real Madrid kicks off first."

With more than 60,000 Real Madrid fans cheering, Benzema kicked the ball to Modric.

Facing Walcott who was rushing forward, Modric first lowered his left shoulder, seemingly trying to pass Walcott's right side.

When Walcott pounced to the right, Modric gently used his toes to pull the football to the right.

“Beautiful fried meatballs!”

Then he used his right foot to move the ball to Walcott's left side.

After completing the whole set of croquettes, Walcott was broken through.

De Bruyne and Arteta immediately double-teamed, but Modric did not continue to break through and kicked the ball to 272.

Xia Qi stepped sideways to intercept, but 272 crossed the football and fiercely collided with him.

This is to take advantage of Xia Qi's unstable footing and give Xia Qi a powerful blow.

One has an unstable footing,
One has acceleration blessing,

When two people collided like this, it seemed certain who would win and who would lose. Real Madrid fans couldn't wait to cheer.

...

Before the game, 272 was very dissatisfied with Xia Qi. At this time, he saw that Xia Qi combined two steps into one in order to quickly make up for the defense.
Such lateral movement will inevitably lead to an unstable center of gravity, which is definitely a good opportunity.

At that moment, he immediately dribbled the ball forward and hit Xia Qi's left chest hard with his right shoulder.

That is the position of the human heart. Youth training coaches teach players to protect this position from an early age.

On the contrary, most people will not hit that position, but they can't stand 272, which is useless!
Like the 272 types of people, they may be prosperous for a while, but they will never last long. Those who do many immoral things cannot become winners in life.

Amidst the cheers, the two bodies collided with each other.

The dull sound of physical impact reached the ears of everyone present through the close-up sound system. Those who heard it had goosebumps all over their bodies, as if a certain part of their body was in pain.

On the court, 272 did not feel any pain, he only felt an earthquake.

The stadium was shaking, and after a while, the world was spinning, the football was gone, Xia Qi was gone, the sky in front of me was so beautiful, but the shadowless lights were a bit dazzling, and why were the fans hanging on the wall? ?

When will tickets be sold at the Santiago Bernabeu?
The Bernabeu Stadium was quiet,
Real Madrid fans were dumbfounded when they saw the attacker's 272 lying on the lawn with his legs in the air. They forgot to boo Xia Qi, and even more forgot to shout: foul.

"272 should gain some weight. Don't challenge Xia Qi with this kind of physical fitness. Even if Xia Qi's center of gravity is unstable, he cannot be provoked by a thin bamboo pole. Just like the Wolf King is old, he cannot be bullied by a rabbit. "

The Arsenal fans who were traveling with the team saw Xia Qi knocking down 272 easily like a lumberjack, and they jumped up from their seats:

"Xia Qi, charge the duck!"

Amidst the cheers, Xia Qi poked the football away and immediately rushed towards the Real Madrid goal.

Real Madrid was attacking just now. Real Madrid's midfield and frontcourt almost passed the center circle. Casemiro, who was staying behind in the backcourt, immediately rushed towards Xia Qi.

Real Madrid fans: "Knock him over!"

Arsenal fans: "Eat him alive!"

Casemiro is a real tiger!

I heard the shouts of Real Madrid fans,
He really listened to the advice and really hit Xia Qi like a tank.

Xia Qi, who was moving forward rapidly, stepped on the football to the left while decelerating, and twisted his body to the right like a snake.
Ball ←, Casemiro ↓, Xia Qi →.

"Textbook passing of the ball."

Casemiro paid the price for his tiger.

He couldn't brake and turn around, so he could only continue to rush forward.

Xia Qi, who had passed the ball, stepped on the hot wheels and quickly caught up with the football.

Alonso, who was defending Casemiro at this time, also arrived in time.

Xia Qi did not make any extra moves, and only used a secondary acceleration to directly pass Alonso.

[Brother Long, what’s going on? Just let Xia Qisheng eat it? 】【Is Brother Long a team traitor? Or did you go to a nightclub last night? 】

Live broadcast barrages filled the screen. Many people could not accept their favorite Alonso. He did nothing and was given over by Xia Qi.

After Alonso turned around, he looked at Xia Qi's leaving figure with some reluctance.

"Xia Qi eats Alonso alive! Ah! Danger!"

On the TV screen, the monk Pepe rushed up from the side and shoveled directly with his kick.

This flying tackle was not aimed at the football, but directly towards Xia Qi's ankle.

It's not that Pepe has any grudge against Xia Qi, but his playing style is - dirty!
This means that he is Brazilian-Portuguese. If he were Asian, he would be permanently banned.

In the lightning flash, Xia Qi sent the football out with the toes of his left foot first, and then jumped up.

He even dribbled the ball to avoid Pepe's flying tackle.

Pepe slid on the ground. He looked up at Xia Qi who jumped over him. From his point of view, Xia Qi seemed to be flying over...

"Farke, another Ronaldo!"

In Xia Qi, Pepe saw the same quality as Ronaldo, that is, "only football is in his eyes."

It seems that all football players should be like this, but in fact more people love themselves more... This is why Pepe can survive.

So this quality of Xia Qi is what Pepe hates the most...

"Xia Qi broke through four people in a row, 272, Casemiro, Alonso, Pepe, and now he is facing the shattered Real Madrid defense..."

The Arsenal fans all stood up, and the Real Madrid fans also clutched their chests nervously...

Two steps later, Xia Qi reached the edge of the penalty area.

Facing Ramos' defense, Xia Qi "Messi sunk his shoulders" and sank to the left.

In La Liga, there are at least two opportunities to defend Messi a season. Logically speaking, Ramos should not be deceived by Xia Qi so easily.

But he still surrendered his body weight so easily.

Without hesitation, Xia Qi put his shoulders back, and at the same time moved the football to the right with the inside of his left foot, breaking through from the opposite direction.

"careful!"

The Arsenal fans screamed heart-breakingly, some of their voices even crying...

Wenger also rushed out of the coaching bench.

It turned out that when Coentrao saw Xia Qi overturning the entire defense line by himself, he was so anxious that he tackled him from the side and behind.

So dark!

Pepe's blackness is in the dark, and only the person involved or the slow-motion replay can know it.

But Coentrao's shovel behind his back was completely hidden.

Everyone at Arsenal is furious!
At this time, unless Xia Qi has eyes in the back of his head, otherwise...

Some female fans were so anxious that they shed tears...

When Arsenal people are on tenterhooks,
Al is doing something non-human again!

He did not directly control Xia Qi's body to jump, because that would miss the chance to shoot.

He shoveled the football on the instep of his left foot with the toes of his left foot, and tilted the sole of his foot up slightly so that the football was clamped on his ankle.

Make it simple: Marcelo stops the ball with the instep!

Then he jumped again!
Coentrao just slid over.

up in the air,
Xia Qi shook his left ankle and made a small jump of the football forward. At the same time, he was sliding in the air: after shaking the football with his left foot, he slid backwards and kicked forward with his right foot.

From the side view of Xia Qi, it is the logo of the Bundesliga, the second kick in Chinese martial arts.

The football fell in front, and Xia Qi's right foot just completed the kicking action and kicked the football hard.

"Danger!"

"Xia Qi, be careful...wow! Unconventional shot!"

"Oh my god! Not only did Xia Qi escape Coentrao's plot, he also completed a shot!"

Diego Lopez had a hunch when he saw Xia Qi taking off with a football between his legs.
There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!
When Xia Qi kicked his leg, he jumped forward. In this leap, he used all the strength in his life.

Extreme save!

The football made a big wave in the air, just around the fingertips of Diego Lopez,
Just when Diego Lopez was desperate, a hairy thigh appeared in front of his sight and kicked the football out of the baseline.

It turned out that Ramos returned to defense at the critical moment!

"Beep!"

The referee blew the whistle and rushed towards Coentrao. Before he even took out his cards, he pressed the headset with one hand and immediately rushed to the side of the court.

It turned out that Wenger and Mourinho had a quarrel on the sidelines.

Wenger rushed out of the coaching bench after seeing Coentrao putting a tackle behind him.

After seeing that Xia Qi was fine, he did not go back. Instead, he went to Mourinho and accused him of not being worthy of being a coach and using such dirty methods to win the game.

Mourinho's temperament is so unreasonable that he can find a reasonable person. What's more, this kind of stupid behavior of asking for rubies will definitely not come from him.

He won’t take the blame!
The two quarreled in front of 80,000 people.

The referee rushed to the two men, rewarded each with a topaz card, and asked the two to return to their coaching bench immediately.

"This is the first time in the history of the Champions League that both coaches have been banned."

"The two of them had a rift when they were in the Premier League. They have different coaching philosophies and they are competitors..."

"Real Madrid played really dirty tonight!"

"I guess they were too far ahead and subconsciously thought they could advance by defending. However, they encountered a muscle monster like Xia Qi. Their defensive skills were not good enough and they had to use their little black feet to get through."

"The referee showed Coentrao a red card. There is nothing wrong with putting a shovel behind his back to get red."

"I feel like this tactic was not arranged by Mourinho, but rather by Coentrao himself."

"It should be that Mourinho was chattering endlessly to Coentrao who was off the field..."

"Coentrao is too uncool. With 11 vs. 10 Arsenal, there is a real possibility of a comeback."

Arsenal's corner kick on the pitch.

De Bruyne raised his hand and kicked the left corner kick after the whistle sounded.

De Bruyne hit the football with his kick. Unexpectedly, Real Madrid sprinkled a lot of water on the lawn before the game. De Bruyne's supporting foot slipped when he strode forward.

The football missed the mark.

The football that was originally going to fly to Xia Qi flew to the near corner of the goal. Moreover, the football was a half-high ball that was "friendly to the defender but not good to the attacker."

De Bruyne fell down after taking a corner kick, and he beat the turf hard in frustration.

A half-lob refers to a football that flies as high as the waist.

For a football of this height, the only way to head the ball is to dive. The other way is that the football is too low.

Volley, only two kicks, the other way - the football is too high,
It was an awkward pass.

Just as Real Madrid players and fans were relaxing, a red figure appeared in front of the football.

It turned out that when De Bruyne missed the kick, Xia Qi's mind said: "Ding dong, the [King of Chaos] attribute is activated..."

So, Xia Qi broke out from the crowd. His body was tilted 60 degrees to the right, and he might fall down at any time.

Then, his left leg stretched out to the side and back, swinging sideways, and the moment the football flew over, he swung his tail!
The whole movement is like a scorpion wagging its tail.

"Xia Qi!"

"Scorpion tail wagging!"

As Zhan Jun explained, Xia Qi's left heel hit the front of the football hard.

The ball changed direction, streaked past Diego Lopez in a rainbow and flew into the far corner of the goal.

"Wow! The ball went in!"

"Xia Qi took an unusual approach tonight! First he shot with the Bundesliga logo, and then used a scorpion to swing his tail. His move was more difficult than Ibrahimovic's."

"Arsenal scored one goal with two shots in the opening game and one more player. It is entirely possible to eliminate Real Madrid and advance to the final."

"In order to prevent Xia Qi from scoring, Real Madrid played very dirty tonight, but even so, Xia Qi still scored. As the saying goes: Even if the clouds cover the sky, I will draw my sword to break through the sky. Xia Qi, so majestic! So majestic, Xia Qi!"

　①：皇马在欧冠历史上最大分差的比赛是2018年12月31日0:3负于莫斯科中央陆军。在这个时间点，这场比赛还未发生。

　　
　
(End of this chapter)