Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 123 Dou C Luo, playing the role of a monk, arrows like meteors (first update)
(Taishan is awesome, an anti-Japanese hero! Salute! Worship! There is another update that may be much later. Watch it at noon tomorrow, no need to wait)
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After scoring the goal, Xia Qi didn't have time to celebrate.

De Bruyne was so excited that he pinned him down on the lawn. Even though De Bruyne was shy like a shy little girl off the court, he was so thick-skinned on the court that he actually had the nerve to ask Xia Xia. chess:

"Are my assists effective? They are full of imagination and confusion!"

"Shet! If I hadn't seen you pounding the grass, I would have almost believed it."

Xia Qi, who was in Al state, would not answer. Balotelli, who was pressing on De Bruyne, answered for Xia Qi.

"Mario, do you know why Xia Qi always scores Puskas Award goals?"

"why?"

"Because he never hurt daddy."

"..."

online……

[Awesome, Xia Qi! Became the first Chinese-American to score at the Bernabeu. 】

[Upstairs, you really know how to praise people. The great thing about Xia Qi is that every goal he scores is full of imagination. Marcelo stopped the ball and added two kicks, and this time the scorpion tailed. It really doesn't matter whether he is the first Chinese to score at the Bernabeu Stadium. 】

[It’s a pity that the second kicker didn’t score, otherwise it would definitely be the best goal in the Champions League in the past ten years. 】

[Damn Ramos! 】

[Damn Ramos +1! 】

[The scorpion tail swing is also very exciting, this kind of karate side kick is very coquettish! I just want to write a poem about this situation: Fuck you! Damn it! Fuck, fuck! ! ! 】

【It’s very sexy! There is no better adjective for a goal that can silence the Santiago Bernabeu Stadium than being cool. 】

[When I watch Xia Qi score a goal, I am always at a loss for words to find a suitable compliment. I will praise him again after he scores the next goal. 】

After Xia Qi scored, Wenger clenched his fists and rushed to the side of the court: "Continue, don't stop, crush them."

"Justice will only be late, not late!"

There has been little such fury in Wenger's career, and it was clear that Mourinho had angered him just now.

Mourinho rolled his eyes innocently... At this time, he did not take Wenger's angry words seriously.

The game continues,

Real Madrid, with one player missing and leading the score, would of course not attack fiercely after the start. Instead, they would back and forth conservatively to control the situation.

However, something surprising happened. When Alonso completed his 12th kick, the Bernabeu Stadium burst into dissatisfied boos.

Real Madrid fans are the most demanding fans in the world, and they want their team to win even more beautifully.

However, there is one less person on the field at this time!

Mourinho was angry. He roared loudly at the stands and made a gesture to shut up.

His response was even louder boos.

"There are rumors that Mourinho is not liked by Real Madrid fans, and it seems to be true."

"Real Madrid fans like offensive football, and Mourinho's style of play is more conservative, but Mourinho has actually made many changes to cater to them.
On the basis of quick counterattack, the WM formation's long pass from the backcourt was added, allowing Alonso to shine. It also added frontcourt pressing and high pressure. I really don’t understand why Real Madrid fans are still dissatisfied? "

"Raul left for the Bundesliga, Beckham went to Paris, and the "Galaxy I" was completely disbanded. In the following six years, Real Madrid was suppressed by Dream Two and Dream Three in China, and stopped in the top 16 of the Champions League every year. .

In the second year after Mourinho took charge of Real Madrid, last season, Real Madrid led by Mourinho won the La Liga championship with a score of 100 points and also reached the semi-finals of the Champions League.

Revival is a slow process and Real Madrid fans should be more patient. "

“Real Madrid fans don’t like Mourinho not only because of his style of play, but also because Mourinho dismissed Casillas at his peak.

In the second round of the 2011 Spanish Super Cup, the largest conflict in history broke out between the two teams.

Mourinho also created the famous football scene of "eye-poking". After the game, the Spanish national team was divided. Casillas focused on the overall situation and privately chatted with Xavi and Puyol.

However, this move was not understood by Mourinho, who regarded him as a traitor and put Cassie in cold storage for a few games. Because Real Madrid's results were very good in the 11-12 season, this contradiction was covered up.

By this season, Mourinho's WM style of play was targeted, and he failed one after another at the beginning. Real Madrid began to question Mourinho, and rumors continued. Mourinho suspected that Cassie was behind it.

So Diego Lopez completely replaced Casillas, so that the fans were even more dissatisfied with him. "

"Mourinho's dressing room management is a mess. If he wants to keep Cassie cold, he must at least get the support of non-Spanish players such as Cristiano Ronaldo. To do this without controlling the voice in the dressing room, this is really emotional intelligence. It’s too low.”

"Yes, if there is support from the players, when the fans rebel, someone will stand up and speak out for them, and their situation will be much better..."

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on the field,
Real Madrid started passing the ball, but Arsenal did not immediately counterattack. The two commentators looked bored and told "stories."

When the two of them were filled with emotion, Real Madrid started to attack on the court. After stopping the ball with 272's chest, he knocked it sideways and the football went to Ronaldo's feet.

Cristiano Ronaldo must be Arsenal's key defensive target. As soon as the ball reached his feet, he was immediately double-teamed and counterattacked.

The football was cut off by Cazorla and given to Xia Qi.

Arsenal started to fight back.

As soon as Xia Qi received the football, Ronaldo came forward.

In fact, the two people are not in the right position, and they cannot touch each other under normal circumstances.

But Ronaldo's strong desire to win does not allow him to lose the ball, he wants to get it back.

When Xia Qi saw it was Ronaldo, he didn't dare to be negligent and directly pushed the football forward and blasted forward.

However, he didn't understand the "mule" too well. Ronaldo turned on the "Phnom Penh Ronaldo" mode and chased after him.

The two began a passionate racing chase on the side road.

Xia Qi ran wildly along the sideline with the ball, like a robber who had just robbed a bank and was running for his life with money.

Ronaldo is stuck on the inside and is catching up from behind.

The distance between him and Xia Qi is shortening.

Phnom Penh Luo is still awesome!

Although he beats the player with the ball without the ball, his opponent is Al!
Still very awesome!

Anyway, the human being - Xia Qi, is convinced!
Seeing that Ronaldo was faster than Xia Qi, Real Madrid fans shouted that their throats hurt.

"Xia Qi's dribbling speed is very fast, but today we met an opponent. Ronaldo was faster without the ball. He was about to catch up with Xia Qi."

"Scenes like this are rare. Audience friends, if you are watching the game on a computer, take a screenshot as soon as possible."

Cristiano Ronaldo quickly caught up with Xia Qi and reached out to pull Xia Qi's shoulders.

With this action, he and Xia Qi were side by side.

Cheers of victory echoed over the Bernabeu Stadium.

On the court, the outcome is actually undecided!

Xia Qi was running at high speed, and when Ronaldo grabbed his shoulder, he suddenly stopped the football with the sole of his right foot.

Ronaldo was inexperienced in defense and rushed over in an instant.

Then Xia Qi turned around and cut inside.

This time, it was the turn of more than 20,000 Arsenal fans to declare victory, but it was still too early to be happy.

Cristiano Ronaldo is in great physical condition!
He quickly stopped and turned around, following Xia Qi and cutting inside.

Because Xia Qi had the football at his feet, he did not stop Xia Qi again.

This time, Real Madrid fans are not so anxious. It is obvious that the contest between the two sides has just begun.

Xia Qi did not break forward, but dribbled the ball sideways, so Ronaldo could only block it laterally. At this time, Arsenal's right back Aurier inserted at high speed from the back point and went straight to the wide space left by Ronaldo.

The reason why Al-Xia Qi did not overdraw Xia Qi's body and eat Ronaldo alive was just for this moment.

Aurier, the man arrives and the ball arrives.

The football just happened to roll in front of him when he was advancing. It was the kind of nanny ball that could be moved in with a bag.

Ronaldo looked at Xia Qi with disdain and immediately rushed towards Aurier.

"Cristiano Ronaldo's obsession is too deep. If the football is lost at his feet, he insists on grabbing it back. In fact, there is no need. At this time, continuing to defend Xia Qi is the right solution."

Zhang Lu knows football, he just finished speaking.

The football rolls towards Xia Qi,

The Real Madrid player defending Xia Qi at this time was Pepe.

Xia Qi did not catch the ball immediately, but first made a fake move to break through from the right.

Peipei didn't expect that Xia Qiguo would cheat. In his heart, Xia Qiguo could just rely on his own strength and there was no need to cheat.

So he moved his weight to his left without thinking.

But Xia Qi did not use his right foot to catch the ball. Instead, he let the football continue to roll forward to his left foot.

When Pepe saw that he had been fooled, he immediately changed his focus and pounced again.

But don't know,

In the game!

A lie within a lie!
This is what Xia Qi has been waiting for.
He tapped the football to the right with the inside of his left foot, and the football reached his right foot.

If you send the football forward with your right foot, the player will follow the ball and complete the breakthrough.

However, the monk Peipei is not only good at "martial arts", he is also a "monk" and is also proficient in Buddhism. It is impossible to gain a foothold in the world by relying on martial arts alone.

With lightning speed, Peipei spun around and pounced on him again.

If Xia Qi breaks forward with the ball with his right foot at this time, he will hit Pepe head-on.

Because Peipei didn't turn around to chase after him, but turned clockwise, blocking Xia Qi's path.

It can be seen that Pepe's Dharma (defense) is indeed quite advanced.

but,

Xia Qi did not step forward with his right foot, but instead dunked the football to the left, which meant that Pepe had given up his position.

The two of them happened to pass by each other!

Pepe was anxious and angry, and wanted to change his body's center of gravity again, but his body stopped working and went on strike. With a snap, he was knocked down by himself.

In the stands,
With a bang,
It's as noisy as a wet market,

Many people are asking: "What happened?" "Why did Pepe fall?"

More people raised their heads and looked at the big screen in the stadium.

After watching the slow-motion replay, the Chinese student’s complaint was the most appropriate:

"Xia Qi's deception is the same as the Chinese stock market. Below the floor is a basement, and below the basement is hell. Hell is still on the 18th floor. How can Pepe play with this?"

It seems that it is very simple to tip the ball to each other with the left and right feet, but Al takes "human nature" to death.

Pepe's defense cannot be said to be a complete failure.

He at least bought Ramos time.

As soon as Xia Qi brought the football into the penalty area, Ramos blocked him.

Xia Qi made a fake move to break to the right, but he actually shot.

The muscles of his right leg were tight and the veins on his calf were exposed. Under the gaze of more than 80,000 people, he swung the football quickly.

"Boom!"

A loud bang!
This sound is not unfamiliar to fans.

This is the sound that Buddy's goal will make.

However, Xia Qi's Barty goal exploded even more!

Of course the speed is even more explosive!

Like a shooting star, the football turned into a white light and streaked towards the Real Madrid goal.

Real Madrid goalkeeper Diego Lopez can push Casillas to the bench, and his level will certainly not be too low.

Although he didn't see the football clearly, he heard the sound. With his many years of experience and based on Xia Qi's shooting movements,

Instinctively, he quickly dived towards the upper right corner of the goal.

In the air, he spread his wings like a roc and stretched his body to the limit.
And at this time, he finally saw the football, which was exactly where he was making the save.

The surprise first came to my mind, but the next second it immediately turned into fright!

He had stretched his body to its maximum extent and stretched his arms further and further, but it seemed that it was not enough.

Under the horrified eyes of Diego Lopez, the football flew from his fingertips into the goal behind him with the attitude of "a tiny difference but a thousand miles away".

This is the most devastating way for a goalkeeper to score a goal.

In the air, Diego Lopez greeted all Xia Qi's eighteen generations of ancestors.

Fuck, just try harder!

Carlos fired a powerful shot, and the football turned into a white light...

Don't be so stupid!

The Bernabeu Stadium suddenly fell into brief silence again!
In the 26th minute, Real Madrid fell behind 0:2. Although I have the advantage, I can't stand it and the Real Madrid fans are beating their drums in their hearts.

"Pretty!"

"From the perspective of shooting alone, this goal is not as enjoyable as the first goal, but from the perspective of the entire process, this goal is still very exciting."

"Fighting C Luo, playing as a monk, arrows are like shooting stars."

"And this goal was very timely. It was only 26 minutes into the game and an average of one goal was scored every 13 minutes. Although Real Madrid still has an advantage, they are no longer calm."

"Xia Qi scored twice, showing off his muscles to Real Madrid, and telling his opponents with goals that Arsenal with him should not be underestimated!"

online:
[Awesome, Mourinho’s face changed color. 】

[It would have been even more exciting if I had continued to play Ramos just now and finished eating a dragon alive. 】

[It’s not that you can’t afford to eat it raw, it’s actually more cost-effective than Bati’s goal]

[Can you score a goal but still not shoot? Do you think Xia Qi is Xia Bushe? 】

[Actually, this ball is also very beautiful. 】

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi performed a "Bellingham" celebration. Although this person is a nobody, he comes from the future, and this action has a regional legend of 100,000.

Although Xia Qi thought it was expensive, this gesture was very heart-warming.

He rushed to the stands of Arsenal fans, opened his arms in a hug... and thanked these Chinese students who cheered for him.

On the sidelines of the court, Wenger was no longer excited. He pointed to his watch at Arteta, indicating that he should end the celebration and seize the time to play.

After all, Arsenal are still three goals behind.

Arsenal player, back soon.

Real Madrid is in a dilemma, to attack or not to attack?
The camera is on Mourinho...

(End of this chapter)