Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Congratulations to Arsenal for temporarily returning to the top of the list and working magic to draw Liverpool and Manchester City!

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"Xia Qi!"

"I grabbed the spot in front of the goal and scored twice with two headers."

"Arsenal equalized."

Villa Park Stadium,

Aston Villa fans are still tirelessly expressing their dissatisfaction with Xia Qi with boos and curses.

But it still couldn't stop Xia Qi from sliding towards the corner flagpole after scoring the goal and posing for the photographers to take pictures.

Many of his teammates came with their knees sliding like him. De Bruyne stuck behind him, compared the two's sliding, and asked softly in Xia Qi's ear:
"Why do we all have two rails, but you have three?"

"You're small and soft, and I'm gifted. Give me a big smile, Kevin, and don't let reporters know you're little..."

Xia Qi clasped his hands on his chest, tilted his head slightly and leaned on De Bruyne's shoulder, reminding De Bruyne to smile and let the reporters take pictures together.

Ten thousand crows were flying over De Bruyne’s head, and he was taking pictures.
"Guys, beat him!"

The Arsenal generals pinned Xia Qi to the corner flagpole and had fun, making reporters click their shutters non-stop.

After returning from the celebration,
The Aston Villa manager was more determined to defend.

He replaced all two forwards in the team and replaced them with a defender and a defensive midfielder.

The Aston Villa manager put his career on the line for that precious point.

As Aston Villa stopped attacking at all, it became even more difficult for Arsenal to score goals.

A draw away from Aston Villa was unacceptable for Arsenal.

This season Arsenal is aiming for the Triple Crown. It is unacceptable to be given a slap in the face in the first game of the new season!
Arsenal made a comeback after several unsuccessful attacks.

Xia Qi felt Aston Villa's defensive determination at the front of the opponent's penalty area.

However, he also used his actions to tell his opponents what a B2B forward is.

At that time, De Bruyne saw him at the front of the penalty area and passed the football over.

Flair immediately went for his right foot.

This is a foul action.

Vlaar's purpose was very clear, either he committed a foul or Xia Qi gave in. No matter which way, he successfully stopped Arsenal's attack.

Unexpectedly, what he faced was not a human being, but Al, who had no emotional fluctuations.

Of course Al won't be scared, not only won't he, but he will fight back quickly!
On the court, Xia Qi quickly kicked the football upward with the outside of his right foot. This is a Chinese folk action of kicking a key.

The football bounced from the right to the left in a small parabola.

At the same time, his left leg kicked off the ground, and his whole body rose into the air.

"Ding dong, the attribute of the host [Trapeze] is activated..."

In the air, Xia Qi's right foot naturally avoided the opponent's fierce chop!
But the fun isn't over yet.

In the air, Xia Qi was obviously stuck in the air. His right foot was stuck behind his back and stuck out from the side of his left foot.

There’s a football term for this move: “Fuck!”

The toes of his stretched out right foot faced the falling football and gently picked it up.

The ball flew over the heads of two Aston Villa defenders.

"Fuck you!"

Zhan Jun couldn't help but swear!

Under his sight, in the direction of Xia Qi's pass, there was a yellow figure moving forward quickly.

Arsenal's little tiger Walcott suddenly crossed behind Luna along the baseline.

This wave of cooperation not only caught Aston Villa players off guard, but also caught senior commentators such as Zhan Jun and Zhang Lu off guard.

Who can imagine that Xia Qi can deliver "Dongfeng Express" when he jumps? ? ?
Cross-shooting and passing shots are difficult moves on the ground.

Xia Qi actually passed the ball with his feet in the air!
And it’s also a deadly “Dongfeng Express!”

While Walcott was chasing the ball, he turned his head and glanced at the linesman and found that the linesman was standing parallel to the ball without raising the flag, which meant that he was not offside.

Now, the little tiger is full of energy!

He couldn't let Xia Qi's Dongfeng missile become Dongfeng's trouble!
Xia Qi's passing talent cannot be wasted.

Which B2B forward is better? Arsenal is looking for Xia Qi...

The football Xia Qi sent out was just right in strength and placement after Al's calculations.

Walcott found that according to his own pace and stride, he could "catch the ball and shoot without having to adjust at all!"

Damn it!

Brother Xia, you are awesome! (Breaking sound)
Walcott slowed down slightly, leaned back tactically, faced the football, and volleyed straight up!
With admiration for Xia Qi, the passer, like the water of the Yangtze River, the football broke through the fingers of Aston Villa goalkeeper Guzan like a shooting star and plunged into the net.

"The ball is in!"

"In the 72nd minute, Xia Qi passed the ball in the air, Walcott countered offside and fired a shot. Arsenal took the lead and completed the feat of letting two people chase three."

"Walcott shot this goal wonderfully, but Xia Qi's pass was even more wonderful. When everyone thought he was dodging to steal the ball, he made a pass in the air in the defense, thus opening up the game. The curtain of turning defense into offense.”

"Many people ask me what a B2B forward is, and Xia Qi is it! B2B forwards do not simply refer to forwards who can attack and defend, but forwards who can pass, organize, connect, defend and of course score goals. "

"Obviously, Xia Qi is a B2B forward in an absolute sense."

Zhan Jun gave Xia Qi all the compliments he could think of, hoping that everyone would forget his foul language.

But the Internet has memory, and fans put his last foul language in explaining Xia Qi's explosion with this one.

[It’s still the same Xia Qi, still the same teacher Zhan, the familiar smell is back. 】

[Ever since commentating on Xia Qi's game, my mood has been very stable, and my quality has always been at the 'fuck' level...]

[Xia Qi dodges and passes the ball. Not only is his technique superb, but his timing is just right. I rewind and watch it no less than ten times. 】

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Villa Park
After scoring the goal, Walcott was very strong. He ran to the home fans' stands and made a "shut up" gesture to the Aston Villa fans in the stands.

Because he heard those fans cursing Xia Qi. How could Aston Villa fans have any good words in their mouths under extreme disappointment?
Those dirty words are unbearable...

Xia Qi and others rushed towards the brave Walcott and accepted the storm of Aston Villa fans together with him.

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After the game restarts,

Arsenal's morale was boosted as they overtook the score, and they did not let Aston Villa go.

In particular, De Bruyne and Cazorla wanted to use Aston Villa to tell Wenger on the sidelines that we can coexist.

If the two of them can coexist, they will be the main players. If they cannot coexist, one of them will be relegated to the bench.

Xia Qi and others are just working hard for one game, but the two of them are working hard for the next N games...

It won’t work if you don’t fight!

Driven by the two men, Aston Villa desperately found that it was unable to resist after castrating the offense.

De Bruyne played smoother and smoother and began to speed up.

The expressions of Wenger and Pat Rice also became serious. Wenger took out his notebook and began to write and draw on it... In the 78th minute, after Cazorla and Arteta crossed each other, He pulled De Bruyne to pass the ball, and without stopping the ball, he made a direct pass to Balotelli at the forefront.

After stopping the ball, Balotelli couldn't find a chance to shoot in the dense crowd, so he pulled to the wing and made a cross.

Xia Qi, who was following up in the middle, stood up from the crowd and was pushed by Luna's little black hand. The football flew into the stands.

For such an obvious foul, the referee on duty did not call it. This opened Pandora's box...

After the Aston Villa players discovered that the referee was "one of their own", they were not skilled enough and committed fouls.

His actions on the court became increasingly rough.

In the 82nd minute, Xia Qi was tackled by Vlaar, and in the 85th minute, De Bruyne was injured by Westwood.

"De Bruyne is injured."

"What a rough tackle from Westwood."

After getting permission from the referee, the Arsenal team doctor quickly entered the field for inspection.

Soon, the test results came out, and the team doctor made a substitution gesture to Wenger.

Wenger could not hide the disappointment on his face.

De Bruyne is the core of Wenger's new tactics. If he has three long and two shortcomings, Arsenal will have to redesign the tactics.

In the 85th minute of the game, Arsenal's former prince Wilshere began to warm up and prepare to play.

At this time, there were 10 Arsenal players on the pitch. The head coach of Aston Villa stood on the sidelines with his eyes rolling around. He clapped his hands and finally made up his mind to ask the players to come out and fight.

At this time, Aston Villa had no forwards and had to rely on attacking midfielders to charge forward.

No front formation!
This is a more balanced offensive and defensive lineup, but the reason why Aston Villa plays like this is because they have no retreat.

Losing a goal is also a loss, so why not take advantage of the fact that there is one less player on the Arsenal field and try it out? Maybe the locomotive can turn into a motorcycle.

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On the court, Vlaar rushed forward without much resistance, and soon broke through to the front of Arsenal's penalty area.

This is not because of his strong breakthrough ability, but because Cazorla wants to draw out Aston Villa players.

Vlaar saw that his teammate Westwood in the middle had entered the Arsenal penalty area.

Pass the football immediately.

The Arsenal generals laid out a dragnet to wait for this moment. Gustavo leaned on Westwood to prevent him from taking off. Arteta jumped high and pushed the football out of the penalty area.

Cazorla stopped the ball with his chest, and then hit the football hard with his right foot.

In an instant,
The football crossed the rainbow and flew towards Aston Villa's left side.

There, Xia Qi moved forward quickly.

"Aston Villa's attack was too simple, but Arsenal counterattacked quickly."

"Xia Qi got the football, let's see how he handles it."

Balotelli heads forward in the middle, as does Walcott on the right.

On the sidelines of the court, Wenger was calm and calm. He had already seen through the actions of the players on the court.

The Aston Villa head coach on the other side shouted in panic: "Defense!".

on the field,
Clark saw Xia Qi rushing toward him, and quickly called his teammate Luna to double-team and defend.

But Xia Qi did not get involved with them. Before the duel, he passed the football to Balotelli in the middle.

Balotelli is delighted!

Luna, who was originally guarding him, ran to guard Xia Qi, while Bacuna, another defender who was guarding him, was on the way.

There is a rhythm difference here, and Xia Qi's passing time is just right!

Balotelli jumped high towards the football, but this jump was a bit high and his chest could no longer stop the ball.

The fans at the scene couldn't help but be confused: How should he stop the ball?
Some people even thought viciously: Tintin catches the ball.

I see,

Balotelli opened his scissor legs in the air and the football fell from between his legs.

"Wow! Missed the ball?"

Even the commentators who were watching were confused, let alone Bacuna who ran over to defend Balotelli.

He had no reaction to this leak and watched helplessly as the football rolled to the right.

"It was a brilliant hole and the ball went towards Walcott."

This time, if Zhang Lu can't see Balotelli's intentions anymore, he can just buy a piece of tofu and hit him to death!

There were bursts of exclamations in the stands of Villa Park Stadium, and Aston Villa fans felt sad in their hearts.

Look at their own offensive coordination, and then look at others' offensive coordination. This is simply the difference between Alto and Audi.

On the right side of Aston Villa's penalty area, Walcott once again glanced at the linesman and saw that he was not offside.

Another calm shot into the near corner.

Guzan fought hard to save, but still couldn't stop the football from getting into the net.

"2:4!"

"In the 87th minute, Arsenal led by two goals, completed the reversal and refused to be upset."

"Both sides played well for half the game. Arsenal's 361 formation was combined under high pressure. The players repositioned themselves under pressure and played exquisite coordination, so the king returned..."

"Such a team atmosphere helps Arsenal go further..."

Walcott, who scored twice, rushed towards Balotelli... Balotelli carried him all over the field.

And Xia Qi turned to look at Wilshere who was eager to play on the sidelines...

After Wilshere came on, Aston Villa began to defend with all their strength.

Trailing by two goals, they just wanted to avoid a huge defeat.

Moreover, the Arsenal team's physical strength and desire to score goals were also declining, and Wilshere failed to gain anything.

When the referee's whistle sounds.

The score on the field is still 2:4!

Arsenal finally recovered from the unfavorable situation of being two goals behind and chased four goals in a row to get a good start in the new league season.

In this game, Xia Qi, who scored twice, scored 9.0 points, the highest score in the team, and also won the best score of the game.

Walcott scored 8.7 points, second on the team...

After the game, the British media focused on Arsenal's recovery after falling behind.

London Daily: "As we all know, the team led by Professor is not very good at fighting against headwinds. I am very happy to see changes in this team. In fact, we had this change last season..."

"442": Arsenal's victory is a victory of temperament and self-confidence...

Xia Qi, who scored two shots and one pass, applauded many media. They called Xia Qi the perpetual motion machine for Arsenal's progress...

The good start failed to bring joy to the Colney training base, and De Bruyne, who returned to London, was confirmed to be out for a month.

This is good news for Wilshere, but not for Arsenal, and what's even more frightening is that Wilshere is also a man of glass and is more prone to injuries than De Bruyne.

If Wilshere gets injured too...

Wenger is in a terrible mood! (End of chapter)