Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

ps: Last night, it was really a tie. Arsenal gained the upper hand and topped the list!
Arteta, come on! Come on Arsenal!
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After the first round of the Premier League, all the Big 6 won their first victory.

Manchester City 4:0 Newcastle United
Swansea 1:4 Manchester United
Villa 2:4 Arsenal

Chelsea 2:0 Hull City

Crystal Palace 0:1 Tottenham
Liverpool 1:0 Stoke.

This order is also the order of big6 in the standings.

Among the new coaches' appearances, Manchester City's Chilean engineer Pellegrini was the most eye-catching, and Mourinho, who entered the palace for the second time, also performed well.

Tottenham's Pochettino and Liverpool's Klopp can only be said to have submitted a qualified answer sheet, which is far from beautiful.

It was impossible to tell the pros and cons of a game for the time being, so the excitement of the first round quickly dissipated, so some media turned their attention to Xia Qi's new contract.

Xia Qi's performance exploded last season. Some of the clauses in the original contract were definitely not suitable for him, such as treatment, image rights, contract period, liquidated damages...

Of course, the media hoped to hear breaking news before the summer window closed. Unfortunately, the Arsenal boss was stingy but not stupid, and Xia Qi's contract was quickly settled.

Xia Qi conditionally extended the term of the contract to August 2016, 8.
But this is conditional. If Wenger leaves office, Xia Qi can choose to pay 80 million in liquidated damages to terminate the contract.

At the same time, his salary is increased by 20%, and he has half of the image rights... Of course, his liquidated damages are as high as 120 million (if Wenger leaves office, it will only cost 80 million).
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At the Kearney training base, the atmosphere was quite tense during training.

Wenger looked angrily and shouted at Xia Qi and others: "You guys are kicking like a pile of shit!"

The cause of this incident:

Wilshere wanted to seize the opportunity of De Bruyne's injury and secure his starting position, so he wanted to cooperate with Cazorla. However, Wenger's tactical system was not as simple as dual-core but had hidden secrets. Time is multi-core.

At certain times, Arteta and Xia Qi will also act as the team's metronome.

But Wilshere cared too much about Cazorla, which caused him to drift outside the system when the core organizer switched to Arteta and Xia Qi...

This creates negative energy minus one.

Originally, if there was a problem, just start solving it, but Xia Qi and Arteta were self-righteous. They thought: Wilshere can't control me, so I'll accommodate him.

This accommodation is all messed up. Not only Wilshere is a negative energy, but everyone in the team is a negative energy.

Wenger is a relatively gentle person and rarely roars loudly. When he gets angry, he is very angry. Everyone is frightened and trembling, including Xia Qi.

After the training, Wenger returned to the office with a gloomy face.

On the training ground, Xia Qi and others stayed.

Xia Qi, Wilshere, Arteta, Cazorla, Balotelli... continue to train offensive movements...

"Ding dong, the host has triggered the telepathic scene mode."

"In this mode, multiple people can share tactics without words, gestures, body movements, eyes... As long as the organizer has a tactical composition in his mind, multiple people can reach a state of understanding."

"The levels of this mode are divided into: two people, three people, four people, five people..."

"Conditions for activation: The intimacy between the host and the telepathic person reaches over 80% and they are on the football field or training ground."

Xia Qi felt happy, this plug-in came just in time.

He looked at Wilshere, who was making a dribbling breakthrough, and there was a virtual screen in his sight that read: Intimacy 50%.

Xia Qi doesn't know whether this data is high or low?
So he turned to look at Balotelli, who had the best relationship with him on weekdays. In his sight, the virtual screen showed an intimacy level of 82%.

It turns out that the relationship between Wilshere and himself is very ordinary. No wonder there has never been a spark.

Looking at Walcott again, the virtual screen actually showed an intimacy level of 85%, which was higher than that idiot Balotelli.

No wonder he was able to catch a pass in the air in the last game.

In the Champions League final, Walcott was sent off with a red card, and Xia Qi sang to comfort him at the corner flagpole.

Walcott had a heart-to-heart at that moment, and their relationship quickly heated up.

Xia Qi looked at others again:
Arteta has 62%, Cazorla has 70%, and Martinez has 65%. Hey, Gnabry, a young player from the youth training who has never cooperated with him, also has 65%.

Xia Qi was confused. Could it be that the degree of intimacy was the degree of favorability?

No, Pat Rice is very kind to me, but his intimacy level is only 35%.

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On the training ground, Balotelli and Walcott have reached the conditions for activation.

"Enable three-person mode."

Pat Rice, who was standing on the sidelines to provide guidance, found that the cooperation between the forward combination was getting better and better, but the forward and midfielder still had old problems...

After a group of training sessions, Xia Qi found that his intimacy with everyone had improved in different ways, but not much, ranging from 0.2 to 0.5.

"How to cultivate this intimacy?"

The system did not answer.

"Xia, what are you talking about?"

"I think we need to increase the intimacy so that we can know what the other side wants to do on the court and make better cooperation."

"Xia, you're right. When I was in the youth training camp, my coach put me and John in the same dormitory."

In the first team, everyone is an adult and has his or her own life. It is impossible to live in the same dormitory, but it is possible to get together more often.

So after everyone finished training, they went to Cazorla's house as guests...

A week of training has passed, and Arsenal's tactical coordination has improved somewhat, but it is still far from smooth.

They ushered in their second game at the weekend, an away game against Fulham. This was also a London derby, but it was not as popular as the North London derby with Tottenham and the Greater London derby with Chelsea.

As Arsenal's training was not ideal, the players were worried on Friday afternoon.

Balotelli, a big fool, sat next to Xia Qi and pouted at Wilshere who was arranging the golf equipment: "I think his organization is not as good as yours. As soon as you take the ball, you will immediately have a set of skills." The strategy came to my mind and we both thought about it together."

Xia Qi gave this idiot a slap on the back of his head. It was numb, and he didn't know how to lower his voice when whispering. He had been training for nothing this week, and Wilshere's intimacy level was back to 50%.

In the weekend's game, Arsenal narrowly defeated their opponent 1:3 in the away game.

In this round of competition, Big6 member Manchester City both lost points.

Manchester City, which performed best in the last round, was defeated by newly promoted Cardiff in stoppage time and lost 3:2 away from home.

Ferguson's Manchester United drew 0:0 at home with their old enemy Mourinho's Chelsea.

The war of words between the two after the game was more exciting than the football game.

剩下的两支Big6，阿斯顿维拉0:1利物浦，热刺1:0斯旺西。

After these two rounds of games, Arsenal, Liverpool, and Tottenham have won two consecutive games. Arsenal temporarily tops the standings with its goal difference advantage.

But they are about to face a big exam.

They will face Tottenham at home.

In addition to the North London derby, the highlight of the third round of the Premier League is also the double red match between Liverpool and Manchester United.

The double red club between Liverpool and Manchester United is the most authentic double red club.

As for the red and white Arsenal, that’s for “expression”. The importance of the Double Red Club is unmatched by any game.

The media regarded this game as the "high school entrance examination" for Liverpool's new coach Klopp.

If he can double defeat Manchester United, even if he is empty-handed at the end of the season, the Red Army fans will not complain, and his coaching position will be very secure.

The same is true for Tottenham's new coach Pochettino.

As a result, the popularity of these two games continued to heat up due to media hype.

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There are many London derbies in England, and the derby between Arsenal and Tottenham is recognized as the most popular derby in London.

Not the most important or entertaining derby.

But the most popular!

Every time the two teams collide, it can be heated from the stands to the pitch, with red cards, injuries, fan riots...

Just look at the London police who are armed to the teeth as if facing a powerful enemy, and you will know what a piss-poor this derby is.

however,
that's it,
As if the Korean media in Asia didn't think it was lively enough, they started to promote the "Asian Derby" and "Asia's No. 1 Brother" by making headlines thousands of miles away.

As a result, the Japanese media were unhappy. They believed that Shinji Kagawa was the number one in Asia... So before the British started to do it themselves, the Koreans and the Japanese had a fight.

A reporter asked Xia Qi about something, but Xia Qi smiled. He shrugged and asked, "Does this make sense?"

After saying that, he put it behind him and continued his daily training step by step, trying every means to increase intimacy with his teammates.

However, the tree wants to be quiet but the wind doesn’t stop!

Tottenham new coach Pochettino said when asked by reporters: "Xia Qi is indeed excellent, but I think Harry and Sun are better."

"At least in terms of speed, Sun should be faster than Xia, and Harry is the real B2B forward..."

The call delighted reporters.

Gossip news actually sells more than football games.

They worked on it overnight, "Who is the fastest among active players?" ", "Who is the B2B pioneer? 》

These pre-match highlights put the North London derby on the forefront...

On this day, Xia Qi came home, and Mike shouted at Xia Qi: "Those cowards who can't even stand up dare to compete with you for a brother. What kind of good birds can be produced in a place like White Hart Lane that has no Feng Shui?" "

"Don't say that, Mike." Xia Qi said with a smile: "Bale is very strong. He went to Real Madrid. Oh, so is Modric..."

Mike glared at Xia Qi fiercely, pretended not to hear, and continued: "We must welcome them well in this game. This is our first home game after the double championship."

"Xia, you can't treat this like an ordinary derby."

"Don't worry, I want to win every game, and I think my teammates do the same."

"No, No, No! This is not a matter of winning or not, but a North London derby! It's a North London derby!"

Xia Qi laughed and said, "Okay, okay, I played two games last season, and I'm not a rookie. By the way, will you bring a wrench player tomorrow?"

"Absolutely!"

The North London Derby is probably the smallest in the world in terms of administrative area.

Like Manchester City Derby and Milan Derby, although the two clubs are next door neighbors, they are still derbies in the same city.

The Ruhr Derby in Germany is actually a derby between two cities.

The North London Derby is a derby in a district of a city. It’s hard to say whether it is the derby with the smallest area, because some European countries are too small, but it should be the derby with the smallest administrative area.

This shows how strong the hostility between Arsenal and Tottenham is.

Tottenham fans have mixed feelings about Arsenal this year.
In the past, Arsenal was a declining aristocracy. Except for its history, it was no different from its own. They were both teams fighting for the top four.
But this year Arsenal drove a Land Rover.
This mood.
Although they felt that their team would probably lose, more than 20,000 Tottenham fans came to the Emirates Stadium.

This is the basis for the popularity of the Premier League market.

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August 8, North London Derby match day.

Although Wenger felt that the 361 lineup still needed to be adjusted, he still announced the starting lineup for this lineup.

The game was held at seven o'clock in the evening. On the day of the game, Xia Qi and others did not train in the morning. After the lunch break, they did strength and endurance training in the gym at three o'clock, but they did not increase the intensity.

Just get your body moving and refresh your mind.

There are still four hours before the game, and London TV has already started live broadcast.

They invited one star from each team to conduct a record review and pre-match predictions.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, Arsenal started to set off.

It was still the same old style, protected by the London police and Arsenal fans along the way, as they marched towards the Emirates Stadium in a mighty manner.

In the square of the Emirates Stadium, a large number of Tottenham fans gathered to greet the Tottenham bus.

After they saw the Arsenal bus, they booed loudly and raised their middle fingers at Xia Qi and others.

Of course, Arsenal fans are not civilized either.

When the Tottenham players were warming up in the stadium, they shouted at the Tottenham fans: "You bastards at White Hart Lane, wash your asses first..."

"We have won the championship again, are you envious? Apply for a transfer quickly! Tottenham will never win the championship."

Faced with the unfriendliness of Arsenal fans, Tottenham fans fought back and began to abuse Xia Qi and other Arsenal players.

"Xia, you yellow monkey, tonight you will see what a fast horse is..."

Xia Qi wanted to ignore what was going on outside the window, but he was still affected. He raised his head and looked across.

Very easy to identify,

The Asian is Son Heung-min, who is said to be faster than himself. He was born in 92 and is two years older than himself.

Switched from Bundesliga Hamburg. (The original time and space was to transfer to Tottenham after Leverkusen leveled up.)
Sun Xingmin also noticed that Xia Qi was sizing him up, and the two looked at each other in the air.

In sight, the spirited young man in front of me has a square face, which is very suitable for playing a positive character on the screen.

But his eyes are relatively small and his eyelids are single, which weakens the justice a lot.

Sun Xingmin nodded to Xia Qi and bowed slightly.

Xia Qi knew that this was Japanese and Korean etiquette.

In terms of age, he is younger than him, but in football, he is his senior. There is nothing wrong with Sun Xingmin giving himself a junior salute.

After the players warmed up, they left the field.

The fans who had lost the target of their abuse began to curse each other. The London police were experienced. They were holding shields and batons, wearing helmets and riot armor, and lined up in two rows to separate the fans from the two sides.

Some emotional crossers will be pushed back by the police with shields...

In the movie, people talk about human rights and rights first, but here they are all just farts.

Just one word here: If you don’t accept it, fight!
Beat until you obey! (End of chapter)