Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 142 A goal that will go down in history

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

“Viewers, welcome to the Penguin Live Room to watch the third round of the 2013-2014 Premier League season on time.

I am your old friend Zhang Lu,
I am Zhan Jun.

Tonight's game is Arsenal vs. Tottenham at home. The game between them is also called the North London Derby.

Both teams had won two consecutive games in the first two rounds, which was when their morale was high.

"The game is about to begin. Coach Zhang, please introduce to the fans and friends the starting lineups of the two teams tonight."

"Ok."

"The visiting team Tottenham, their 442 lineup tonight:

Goalkeeper: Lloris
Left back: Danny Rose, centre-backs: Dawson and Vertonghen, right-back: Kyle Walker

Midfielder: Moussa Dembele (the one in the Chinese Super League), Paulinho, Eriksen, Kapoe.

Forwards: Kane, Son Heung-min
Before the season, Tottenham sold Bale and bought Eriksen, Paulinho, and Capoe...

So tonight's Tottenham lineup can also be called a billion-dollar lineup.

Tottenham's substitutes tonight: Defoe, Townsend, Carollo, Friedel...

Arsenal still has a 361 lineup for this campaign:

The goalkeeper is Martinez,
Three central defenders: Mertesacker, Vermaelen, Umtiti.

New aid Gustavo is the single defensive midfielder.

Arteta and Cazorla continue to partner on the left and right midfielders.

Xia Qi plays the left midfielder, Wilshere is the attacking midfielder, and Walcott plays the right midfielder.

Balotelli has a single arrow. "

"There are several highlights in this game. One is, who of the two teams can continue to maintain a winning streak? The second is the Asian derby hyped by the Korean media, and the third is the combat effectiveness of Tottenham's billion-dollar high-end battle."

"Okay, fans and friends, the players are already standing in the center circle and ready to kick off."

Beep!
"The game has started. The one wearing the white jersey is Tottenham. He attacks from the left to the right of the screen. The one wearing the red jersey is Arsenal..."

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On the field

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detecting the current predicament of the host's team, match the attributes of the host [Carlos the Drum]."

"The host will have Carlos's speed and heavy artillery bonus..."

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Hang up with one click!"

"Beep!"

As the referee blew his whistle, the previously quiet Emirates Stadium instantly erupted into huge cheers.

The home team Arsenal guessed the ball, Xia Qi passed the ball to Wilshere, and the front trident rushed forward together.

However, Tottenham, who played away from home, changed their previous "face" and actively pressed on Arsenal.

Wilshere didn't expect Tottenham to be so fierce at the beginning. He was not prepared and had no choice but to pass the football backwards.
As a result, the football was passed all the way back to Martinez's feet.

Tottenham head coach Pochettino designed a high-pressing style of play for Tottenham.

Even when the football was at the feet of Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez, they didn't give up.

The newcomer Kane shot at Martinez like an arrow, intending to put pressure on Martinez and force him to make mistakes.

Although Martinez is young, he is very experienced on the court.

He didn't give Kane a chance to get close to him, and very neatly kicked the football to the frontcourt when the two were still far away.

This was supposed to be a big-foot rescue.

Generally there is no danger.

In the frontcourt, Balotelli saw the football flying towards him. In line with the principle of "three poles with dates and no dates", Balotelli jumped up.

But he didn't hit the football.

Although he did not touch the football, he misled Vertonghen who was guarding him.
Vertonghen, who was behind Balotelli, made a mistake. The ball was not in the right position and was tilted.

Football only sees the high but not the far!

Human beings are no match for AI in their instantaneous judgment of the situation.

Upon seeing this, Xia Qi immediately sprinted forward, ran to the landing point of the football first, and jumped high.

Xia Qi's reaction was as fast as a rabbit taking off!
Kyle Walker, who was guarding him, didn't react until Xia Qi ran two or three meters away. He could only watch Xia Qi jump up and was unable to interfere.

In the air, Xia Qi pulled the lever and straightened his back. At the same time, he leaned back and shook his head like "looking back at the moon."

"Ding dong! The [Telepathy] attribute is activated."

The football changed its flight path in the air and fell into the space behind Kyle Walker.

Balotelli was about to retreat after his shot in the middle.

As a result, I saw Xia Qi stabbing from the left side, although Xia Qi had not hit the football at this time.

However, he still saw that when Xia Qi fought for the top and Kyle Walker followed Xia Qi out, Tottenham's defense temporarily had a loophole due to their movements.

Balotelli immediately stopped his retreat and quickly observed the position of Tottenham defenders.

Under the premise of ensuring that he was not offside, he quietly ran towards the empty space. He believed that as long as he could get a chance, Xia Qi would definitely pass the ball.

Because they are partners and even brothers!
"Xia Qi made a header, Balotelli was not offside! This is an opportunity!"

In the space behind Kyle Walker,
Balotelli raised his right foot and used his skillful technique to stop the ball at his feet.

"Beautiful stop, the ball stopped at my feet obediently!"

Since there was no one to defend him, Balotelli calmly adjusted his posture, pulled the football from his right foot to his left foot, and then used the inner arch of his left foot to push the football toward the goal.

The football went straight to the inside of the left goal post, and Balotelli wanted to push it into the corner.

But Lloris was well prepared. The moment he shot, he rushed towards the lower right corner and tried to save the ball, but the ball was too fast and he could only hit the ball hard out of the penalty area with his hands.

"Shoot!"

"Lloris! Lloris did a great job! He saved the football."

"Balotelli, Balotelli! You really shouldn't have adjusted that. What angle should you pursue? Wouldn't it be better to shoot directly?"

On the pitch, Arsenal's offense is not over yet!
The football hit Dawson and was kicked by Danny Rose and Theo Walcott who came over.

Fly high again and continue flying outward.

Outside the penalty area, Xia Qi and Kyle Walker rushed towards the fourth spot of the football.

Kyle Walker and Danny Rose are Tottenham's two supercars, and he's not slow.

At the moment of activation, it was on par with Xia Qi.

Seeing that he could even compete with the famous Xia Qi, Kyle Walker's self-confidence instantly exploded.

He didn't rush towards where the football landed.

Instead, he stuck his body in front of Xia Qi to ensure that he would grab the football first.

However, the idea is beautiful, but the reality is skinny.

The moment Kyle Walker got his body stuck in front of Xia Qi, a huge force came from his back and pushed his body forward violently.

Kyle Walker fell straight forward without any resistance.

The moment he fell to the ground, Kyle Walker remembered what coach Pochettino said before the game.

Xia Qi is a speedy beast, and double-teaming is the best defense.

At the time, I didn't think so. I thought that no matter how strong a 19-year-old man was, how strong could he be? Superficial!
You underestimated the young hero!
After Xia Qi knocked over Kyle Walker, he continued to rush towards the spot where the football landed.

Vertonghen and Dawson stick to Xia Qi's side.

Being able to make up defense in such a short period of time, these two are indeed the anchors of Tottenham's defense!
More than 20,000 Tottenham fans were relieved to see this scene.

As long as Xia Qi slows down and stops the ball, the double-teaming of the two central defenders should be able to prevent Xia Qi's shot.

Pochettino thought so too. He stood on the sidelines and shouted to the players: "Watch Balotelli and Walcott!"

What he meant was that Xia Qi was in trouble, so be careful about him passing the ball.

Just when he finished speaking, it seemed as if he was trying to slap him in the face.

Xia Qi actually jumped up when double-teamed.

Under Pochettino's sight, Xia Qi flew towards the football like an eagle flying in the air.

"Tsk! Isn't it just a header? It's a little too early."

This was Pochettino's inner thoughts when he saw Xia Qi "taking off".

In the air, Xia Qi opened his arms and stretched his body like an eagle spreading its wings.

This movement gained him a second of staying in the air.

Although the time is short, it is enough.

I saw Xia Qi in the air, leaning to the left and twisting his waist to maintain a brief balance, then raised his right foot and swung forward.

Volley in the air!

Pochettino couldn't help but exclaimed!
This monster didn't just fly the ball with a header, but shot it!

Super difficult to stay in the air!
Super difficult volley!
A super, super difficult volley in the air!

"Boom!"

Hearing the sound of the football being drawn, Pochettino had mixed feelings in his heart. He didn't know if he hoped the ball would go in?

It would be a pity not to enter!

This is a goal destined to go down in history. As a professional football practitioner, Pochettino hopes to make the market bigger and sincerely hopes Xia Qi can score.

However, he is Xia Qi's opponent...

In front of the goal, Tottenham goalkeeper Lloris and Pochettino had the same idea.

I thought Xia Qi was a header.

When he realized that Xia Qi had actually volleyed in the air, and then quickly saved the fire, the water from far away could not save the fire from near.

The football had entered the net half a second earlier.

Although the Emirates Stadium is Xia Qi's home court, Arsenal fans often see Xia Qi's "non-human" goals.

But it was still quieted!

Everyone stared dumbfoundedly at Xia Qi, who was slowly falling in the air.

They couldn't tell whether they were in the Japanese anime "Captain Tsubasa" or in the real world.

Why do shots in anime reflect reality?

Is this really a goal for us humans?
They raised their heads and looked at the big screen in the stadium, hoping to see a tiger behind Xia Qi, or the football being shot out with a ball of flame.

suddenly!

"Goooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaallllllll!"

"Xia………………Chess…Chess…Chess!"

The hysteria of the DJ at the scene brought Arsenal fans, whose thoughts were racing, back to reality.

The Emirates Stadium exploded in an instant!
"Ah!...Xia Qi scored a goal!"

"Another inhuman goal!"

"Xia, I beg you, let me give birth to a monkey for you!"

"Oh my god! I'm wet..."

Many people took off their coats and waved them wildly above their heads.

After a few seconds of silence in the Penguin Live Room,
Zhan Jun broke his voice and shouted: "The young man holds a spear and defeats thousands of armies. Who in the world doesn't recognize you?"

"Tonight, Xia Qi's reputation will surely reach a higher level. The Emirates Stadium will also be remembered in history forever. This is a moment that is difficult for humans to replicate, and it will be engraved in our memory forever."

Zhang Lu said after getting excited: "I remember that in the A-League in 2000, Li Jinyu had a similar volley, but Xiao Yuzi was a side hook. I personally feel that it is more difficult than Xia Qi's shot. bigger."

Zhan Jun sighed: "Xiao Yuzi is our rare and spiritual player..."

On the Internet, the two teachers also talked about the history that they thought was the starting point but ended up being the high point...

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi put his clothes up and walked back expressionlessly when his teammates gathered around him.

"Fake! I'll give you nine points for this bitch. I'll give you one less point because I'm afraid you'll be proud."

Walcott caught up with Xia Qi, patted his butt and said.

Balotelli also caught up with Xia Qi: "If I had known you were so good at showing off, I should have scored the ball."

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Arsenal took the lead right from the start!

And this goal is an epic goal.

It greatly improved the morale of Arsenal and also dampened the morale of Tottenham players.

After the game restarts,

Tottenham is exhausted!

Unable to play an effective offense, Kane felt a bit cold at the previous point. He had no choice but to retreat to get the ball.

On the contrary, Arsenal was full of momentum, pouring "enthusiasm" into the Tottenham penalty area.

In the 6th minute, Balotelli suddenly kicked the ball outside the penalty area. Lloris reacted quickly and once again pushed the football out of the baseline in front of the goal line.

After Balotelli spit on the ground, he cursed angrily: "Xie Te, you will attack me. You are afraid of Xia Qi when you bully Mario! Bah!"

In the subsequent corner kick, Vermaelen nodded the ball and the ball missed the crossbar.

Tottenham fans were so frightened that their faces turned pale...

The time unknowingly reached the 35th minute, and the unguarded Wilshere received Arteta's pass with his back to the goal.

Unprepared, he caught the ball and turned around, his vision went dark, and the football at his feet was cut off by Paulinho who was ambushing him.

"Pretty!"

"Paulinho grasped the timing of pressing close to the ball just right, just when Wilshere turned around and was defenseless."

"Tottenham started to fight back."

"Paulinho passed quickly, and South Korean youngster Son Heung-min was breaking through."

"Son Heung-min is very fast!"

On the court, Son Heung-min was running at high speed on the left side of the road.

Gustavo jumped in immediately.

Obviously, he didn't know Son Heung-min, and when he got close to Son Heung-min, he directly stuck to him.

This is Son Heung-min’s favorite defensive method.

The moment Gustavo jumped in front of him, Son Heung-min pushed the football to the outside with the outside instep of his left foot and directly passed Gustavo on the outer lane.

Upon seeing this, Vermaelen immediately stepped forward to defend.

Son Heung-min dunked the football and then sent it forward.

The football was sent between Vermaelen's legs.

At the same time, Son Heung-min speeded up and passed Vermaelen, caught up with the football, and then cut inside the penalty area with a dunk.

"Son Heung-min broke through two people in a row, blasted Arsenal's right wing, and cut inside the penalty area."

"Arsenal is in danger!"

(End of this chapter)