Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Beep!"

"Beep!"

Taylor, the referee on duty, was also very busy. The conflict between Xia Qi and Essien had just been handled here, and Wenger and Mourinho had a conflict over there.

He stopped the game, ran to the side of the court and gave each of the two bosses a verbal warning.

After such a conflict between the two, the derby atmosphere in the stadium became stronger. Arsenal players would be booed crazily every time they touched the ball.

The smell of gunpowder between players is getting stronger and physical contact is becoming more and more frequent.

on the field,
Chelsea's Willian throws in a throw-in,
Oscar stopped the ball with his chest. Before he could turn around and pass the ball, he fell to the ground and the football was snatched away by Cazorla.

Amidst the roar of "fouls" and "yellow cards" at Stamford Bridge, the referee Taylor pushed his hands forward to indicate that there was no foul and the attack continued.

In an instant, boos were everywhere, and the curses of "black whistle" came to my face...

After Cazorla intercepted the ball, he was worried that Oscar would counterattack, so he played the ball directly with the next kick, and the football went to Gnabry's feet.

"Chelsea, playing at home, almost scored the first goal! Gustavo did a great job! This is a tenacious defense!"

Aurier rushed forward to intercept, and Mertesacker shouted to Umtiti: "I'm going" and pointed at Torres.

There was no other way. In the end, veteran Essien shouldered everything silently.
However, Gnabry was a little drifting when faced with Essien's defense. After a simple change, he wanted to break through Essien's left.

At this time, Gustavo, who was hiding behind Azar, suddenly shot out from the diagonal stab, making a fake move of "I want to rob you".
The unprepared Lampard was startled, and he naturally passed the football to Hazard, who was unguarded at this time.

The football flew out of the penalty area, and Essien was about to kick it. De Bruyne suddenly rushed out, got ahead of Essien, stretched out his legs, and kicked the ball.
The football flew over the mountains and ridges from the Arsenal half to the Chelsea half,
Balotelli jumped high with his chest at the top of the arc in the center circle to stop the ball. However, Terry and the afro-headed Louis grabbed the ball without any sense of martial arts and intercepted the ball.
De Bruyne's brilliant pass came to nothing.

Gustavo stole the chicken but lost the rice.

In an instant,
There was wind leaking everywhere in the Arsenal penalty area. Umtiti could no longer care about Torres at this time and could only rush towards Hazard.

After Hazard quickly weighed it in his mind, he immediately moved the football and passed it to Torres' front point.

...

On the court, Martinez immediately pulled Gustavo up and gave him a big hug. Other players also ran over to high-five him in celebration.

Torres rushed in the middle, and just when he grabbed the ground and stopped to prepare for a shot,
In his peripheral vision, a dark shadow brushed past his feet, and the football was immediately shoved out of the baseline.

After the striker got the ball, he quickly cut inside and broke into the Arsenal penalty area in the blink of an eye.

Unwilling to do so, De Bruyne rushed towards the Chelsea coaching bench, beating his chest like King Kong and roaring.

Gnabry is on the right side of the pitch, galloping,

Changing direction under sudden braking may seem simple, but it is not easy to do. Of course, the one who does it best is Yosi. His chassis has a low center of gravity and his center of gravity is stable, while Hazard is tall, and it is evident that he can do it so easily and effortlessly.

...

Wenger stood on the sidelines of the pitch, applauding with the joy of escaping death still remaining on his face.
Mourinho, who was looking forward to it, waved his arms angrily and muttered something. Judging from the shape of his mouth, it should be a curse word starting with F.

"Gustavo chased back and shoveled the football out of the baseline."

He seemed to have predicted this. He grabbed the ball ahead of De Bruyne, who was closer to the football, and played a "two-on-one" with Oscar in the middle, perfectly getting rid of De Bruyne. counterattack.

Lampard took a corner kick and Martinez hit it with one palm.

However, Lampard in Mourinho's second period was no longer the B2B midfielder due to the influence of his previous head coach. He attacked the strong and defended the weak, allowing Gnabry to pass with almost no defense.

Hazard, who doesn't eat burgers, is indeed third in the world.

How could Essien, who still had a young sword, let him get what he wanted? He stabbed forward to the left as fast as lightning and hit the football.

Just when Hazard passed Umtiti, Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez rushed over with his teeth bared. He tried his best to block Hazard's shooting angle and reduce Hazard's shooting space.

Arsenal people in the stadium and in front of the TV were all frightened. Although the football had been shoveled out of the bottom line, the little heart in the chest was still beating fiercely.

In Mu's second period, Lampard's defensive attributes have deteriorated, but his offensive skills are still top-notch.

In Mu's defensive system, everyone must participate in defense. This is the first rule of Mu's disciples.

"pretty!!"

Umtiti was reminded to be prepared to defend Torres alone, and he rushed towards Hazard, preparing to double-team the ball king.

The moment Umtiti got close, she suddenly changed direction and passed by Umtiti like a fish swimming in water.

Lampard was indeed deceived and fell into a trap, but his offensive points were high!
The football struck the English letter "C" on the lawn as fast as lightning, barely grazed Gustavo's toes, and passed it over.

Lampard is a big problem in Mourinho's second period.

He alternately spiked and pulled the ball with his left and right feet, and an extremely exciting fried ball passed between the two of them.

"Cum...oh!"

“Fried meatballs!”

The game continues,

"Hazard flexibly passed the defender and Arsenal was in danger!"

"Opportunity! Great opportunity!"

Hazard's breakthrough was the same as Yossi's dribbling with the ball. Facing Mertesacker and Aurier's flanking attack,

"Hazard passed one more and Martinez gave up! Pass the ball! Torres!!"

This was what Gustavo was waiting for, and he happily stretched out his feet to intercept,
But he overestimated his own defensive attributes and underestimated Lampard's offensive attributes.

Mourinho in the coaching bench turned his head away with an embarrassed smile...

After that, the two sides began a "deep love and rainy" full-court battle. There was no shot for nearly ten minutes.
Destruction is the main theme on the field,
Players on both sides are either disrupting the offense or on the way to disrupting the offense...

In the 25th minute, De Bruyne finally caught a Chelsea mistake and sent the football into the Chelsea penalty area.

However, the placement of football is very random and there is no designated candidate.
So there was chaos in front of the Chelsea goal. You pushed it, I pushed it, everyone pushed it. The football went from the left to the right in front of the goal, and from the right to the center.

In short, the word "chaos"!

Seeing the Chelsea fans trembling with fear, some fans quickly took out quick-acting heart-saving pills.
And Xia Qi finally realized the gap between himself and Al. Under Terry's harassment just now, the header that should have hit the goal was deflected.
If it is a one-click hang-up, the top tilt does not exist.

After some confusion, Chelsea had the numerical advantage after all, and Louis pushed the ball outside the penalty area.
At the arc at the front of the penalty area, Essien bent his bow and shot an arrow in preparation for a counterattack.

but,

Louis' header was not too high, and it was a flat throw. The moment it flew out of the penalty area,
Xia Qi suddenly burst out from the diagonal, stepped on the penalty area line and jumped up high, like a firecracker with two kicks, and like a sea lion leaping out of the water, using the Tianling Cap on its head to push the football .

"Header!"

The football threw an extreme parabola, like half of the McDonald's logo, falling towards the Chelsea goal.

Chelsea goalkeeper Cech moved quickly on the goal line and then jumped high, but still failed to touch the football.

The football grazed the lower edge of the crossbar behind him and hit the net.

"The ball is in!"

"Cech jumped early and the timing of the jump was wrong." "This ball was not easy to save. It was almost hit at the limit."

"Xia Qi's header from 16 meters was assisted by Chelsea's Luiz."

"Xia Qi's header is certainly wonderful, but what's even more amazing is how did he appear there? How could Terry miss him?"

"This is what we often call the sense of smell in front of the goal and movement without the ball..."

In the Chelsea penalty area, all the Chelsea players looked at Terry angrily.

Chelsea's captain could only shrug helplessly and spread his hands... He was tired. He felt that Xia Qi was easier to deal with than last season, but he was not careful and he scored again.

Last season he was fierce, but tonight he is slippery!

Xia Qi watched the football pass past Cech's fingertips and fall into the back of the net. He immediately rushed to the corner flagpole, knelt down and glided...

This is truly the first Premier League goal.

I can’t be too excited!

De Bruyne and Balotelli followed behind. The three of them formed a triangular formation in front of the camera at the corner flagpole, with their arms folded...

After finishing his handsome posture, De Bruyne put his arm around Xia Qi's shoulders and walked back. As he walked, he said: "I was ready to return to defense, but I saw you rushing out of the crowd..."

Balotelli expressed his credit and said: "It was me who interfered with the explosive head, so his header clearance looked like a pass..."

Xia Qi put his arm on Balotelli's shoulder: "We are brothers, one is responsible for trapping people and the other is responsible for harvesting. We all have military medals."

He said this so openly that everyone around him felt proud.

The whistle blows and Chelsea kicks off.

Torres passed the ball to Oscar, who passed the ball to Hazard.

Hazard is Chelsea's biggest star on the field, and his left wing is Chelsea's main offensive point.

Chelsea, who were one goal behind, launched an all-out attack!

Ivanovic came in from behind and took the ball forward.

He and Hazard hit the wall twice and then reached the upper left corner of Arsenal's penalty area.

Hazard knocked the football to Oscar, Oscar passed the ball with a "nolook" and made a diagonal pass. Torres followed up with a powerful shot in the penalty area.

Martinez quickly pounced over, but the moment Torres took off, Arsenal left back Luke Shaw bravely blocked the hole with his hands behind his back.

Courage is courage,
but,
In fact, this is a disservice.

Fortunately, Arsenal got lucky tonight;
The football bounced to the center, and Mertesacker grabbed the first landing spot.

The football flies to De Bruyne,

De Bruyne fired the "Dongfeng Missile" again, and the football flew from Arsenal's backcourt to the frontcourt.

Arsenal frontcourt,
Balotelli rushed towards the football at full speed, aimed at the falling football, pulled the lever and fired.

Terry,

Ignore the danger and rush towards the football without hesitation,

However, the football shot by Balotelli had a small arc and passed by Terry's left hand side.

In front of the goal, Cech fought hard and the football passed through his fingertips. Just when Cech was desperate,
There was a loud noise from behind: "Boom!"

This is undoubtedly a joy for Chelsea, but Chelsea fans with "God's perspective" shouted in unison: "Danger!" "Be careful of Xia Qi!"

Under their sight, Xia Qi rushed towards the rebounding football...

At the reminder of the fans, Louis turned his head and saw Xia Qi rushing toward him. He didn't have time to reach out and grab Xia Qi's arm.

This is a subconscious action. If he speeds up and competes with Xia Qi, his sixth sense will tell him that he will lose the ball.

If that's the case, of course, take a free kick in the frontcourt, although this position is also very dangerous.

really,

When the referee's whistle sounded, Taylor ran over and showed Lewis a yellow card, took out spray from behind his butt and marked the penalty spot.

Run to the backcourt,
It turned out that Terry hit Balotelli very hard.

Balotelli, who became teammates with Xia Qi, did not fall like he did in another time and space. He trained with Xia Qi every day. He was already as strong as a cow, but now he is like a bear.

Terry felt like he had hit a wall. He sat on the ground rubbing his chest and gasping for air.

The referee Taylor saw that he hadn't gotten up for a long time, and the game happened to be suspended, so he ran over to take a look.

Chelsea's team doctor is the most famous beautiful team doctor in the history of the Premier League. She has extraordinary looks and a perfect figure, and her name is also very nice, Eva.

She had affairs with many players and was called "Football Ma Rong" by fans.

At this time, she was on the sidelines of the court, rushing into the court with a medical kit as fast as lightning.

According to the rules, the team doctor must obtain the consent of the referee before entering the field.

In actual operation, if there is an emergency on the field, for the safety of the players, the team doctors will race against time and rush into the field without waiting for orders.

Over time, an unspoken rule has formed. If the team doctor enters the stadium without permission, the players must leave the field. Of course, you can also break this unspoken rule.

But that would result in a booking and the club would be penalized.

Now, Terry was embarrassed!

He was just hit so hard that he couldn't catch his breath, and he wasn't ready for treatment. But Eva had already entered the scene, so what should we do?

He had no choice but to follow the team doctor Eva off the field. He couldn't just watch the beautiful woman he had an affair with being ejected.

At this time, Arsenal got a free kick opportunity on the left side of the penalty area. Terry's exit for treatment meant that Chelsea would have one less player when Arsenal took the free kick.

Moreover, there is still one missing defensive master. How could Mourinho, who strives for perfection in everything, allow such a stupid thing to happen? ?

After Eva left the field, he yelled at her: "Son of a bitch, get out of here, you're in the f*cking hell!"

After the game, Mourinho began to ban Eva and banned her from entering the Chelsea bench in future games.

And Eva, as a celebrity team doctor in the Premier League (Eva became the first team doctor in the Premier League in 2011, not because of her medical skills but because of her scandal), how can she be a submissive person?

Eva began to fight back. Courts, media, women's rights... From time to time, bed photos with Chelsea players were exposed.

Stealing can only be done but not talked about. After Eva did this, the Chelsea players who had a fire in the backyard had no time to train and compete.

Chelsea's performance plummeted as a result, and the incident was dubbed "The Curse of Eva" by the media.

This is a later story, skip it...

On the court, De Bruyne began to take free kicks. This position can shoot directly, and there is one less header expert in the wall... (End of this chapter)