Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: I have a fever, so go to bed first and fix the typos tomorrow morning.

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After being reminded by Xia Qi, Gnabry passed the football to De Bruyne.

Xia Qi is very clear about his positioning. He is in charge of the "back" and De Bruyne is in charge of the "front". De Bruyne will plan the offense and he will be in charge of the defense.

He stayed in the backcourt, his eyes constantly moving between Robben and Ribery.

In this way, he became a "hurdle" that Bayern had to face when attacking!
In the frontcourt, De Bruyne failed to organize an attack and was intercepted by Bayern instead.
Bayern broke through on the right wing to counterattack, but Robben's breakthrough was once again destroyed by Xia Qi. Bayern, who desperately needed a goal to stay alive, had to reorganize their attack, but Xia Qi was like an unreachable hurdle that was difficult to overcome.

"Xia Qi is back in form and is all-round in B2B. Franck Ribery has been blocked by him and avoids his kicks. Bayern can only play on Robben's side now, but Robben can't get past it either..."

On guard, Xia Qi set his sights on Gotze. He found that Bayern's offense was almost always launched from this guy's feet.
As long as this source is eliminated, Bayern's offense will stall.

Sure enough, in stoppage time, after Gotze passed the football to Robben, he immediately approached Arsenal's penalty area and at the same time reached out to Robben for the ball.

Xia Qi was overjoyed. If Gotze hadn't pushed forward, Xia Qi, who stayed in the backcourt, wouldn't have been able to deal with him. Now Gotze moved forward, preparing to cooperate with Robben, then...

On the court, Gotze reached out to Robben for the ball, but De Bruyne failed to intercept Robben's pass.

Seeing the football rolling towards him, Gotze turned his head to observe Ribery's running position on the other side. After determining his route of the ball, he lowered his head and prepared to catch the ball.

But... what about the ball?
999, I want to call the police!
Gotze was immediately stunned, "The Disappearing "She""

At the same time, enthusiastic cheers erupted over the Emirates Stadium.

Gotze hurriedly searched for the answer. Under his sight, the disappearing football fell behind right back Lahm.

There, Lahm, who turned back, and Gnabry, who was galloping forward, were chasing the football...

There was a sound of breaking wind, and a huge "9" passed through the peripheral vision,
Gotze was shocked, Xia Qi No. 9! ! !
He moved forward and attacked! ! !

"Defense!"

"Defense!"

Gotze cheered loudly and chased Xia Qi.

Arsenal, which had been defending, defending, and defending, suddenly followed Xia Qi and advanced forward. The whole team was like a beast waking up and began to attack.
The three lines all fired together, moving like a rabbit on the run, pressing up the front court.

Gnabry had no idea what was happening in the backcourt, and the growing cheers above the Emirates Stadium were stimulating his adrenal glands.
He kept trying to get rid of Ram's entanglement, but the sophisticated Ram never gave him a chance.

The two were struggling with each other on the wing, and Gnabry had the advantage of being the first to start the game, and he had a half-position advantage in the paint.

This advantage is not enough to allow him to get rid of the dribble and cut inside, but passing the ball is not a big problem.

Gnabry glanced at the middle and found that the "friendly forces" were unusually strong. Balotelli, Xia Qi, and De Bruyne formed an irregular triangle in the middle.

Of course, the first choice to pass the ball to Xia Qi is not because Xia Qi is the captain, but a kind of trust. Although De Bruyne is the frontcourt commander, Gnabry still feels that Xia Qi deserves more trust.

At this time, Xia Qi had already inserted himself into Bayern's midfielder position.
Javi Martinez thought De Bruyne would be the target of the pass. He reacted after seeing the pass and quickly turned around and pounced on Xia Qi.

At the same time, Boateng also ran out of the penalty area, intending to attack Harvey Martinez from both sides.

Javi Martinez thought he could block Xia Qi's path, but found that Xia Qi, who was facing him sideways, suddenly moved the football inward with the outside instep of his right foot.
Then he turned around, changed direction, and narrowly avoided the collision of Javi Martinez.

Harvey Martinez couldn't stop the car due to the inertia of the attack and rushed over.

At this time, if you look back at Boateng's attack, you will find that it was not an unnecessary move, but a stroke of genius.

Boateng immediately sprinted forward. He wanted to entangle Xia Qi immediately and buy time for Xavi Martinez to return to defense.
By then, Xia Qi will be unable to escape!
As he rushed forward, he seemed to see a white light passing by his feet from the corner of his eye...

Looking down, he saw that the football was no longer at Xia Qi's feet.

It turned out that when he got close, Xia Qi pushed the football forward and sent a through ball.

The football passed by Boateng, penetrated Dante's defense six meters behind Boateng, and hit him behind.
Dante never imagined that he would be standing six meters away eating melon and watching a show.

Xia Qi suddenly made a through kick, and he became the protagonist of the TV series while watching the show.

This means that the fire at the city gate affects Chiyu? ? ?

There was no time to protest, so he hurriedly bumped towards Balotelli. The football behind him was handed over to the goalkeeper. His defensive task was: pass the ball.

This idea is correct!

But Balotelli is the person closest to Melo. Since becoming friends with Xia Qi, his competitive status has been online and has not declined.

Xia Qi pulled the ball and changed its direction. Balotelli knew the opportunity was coming and accelerated forward.

Dante intercepted with a side step and blocked a lonely one.

While Balotelli was sprinting, he glanced at the linesman and saw that he had no expression. He immediately accelerated a second time and caught the football behind everyone.
Facing the attacking Neuer, he chose to push with his left foot with unusual calmness.

The football drew an arc against the turf and headed straight for the far corner of the goal.

Neuer was in tragedy. He was attacking and had no time to save the ball with his hands. He could only try to block the ball with his feet.

But, it's still a little slow.

The football rolled past his toes and into the net.

Neuer suspected the ball was raw.

I abandoned the door several times tonight, but nothing good came of it.

Do you want to learn from your predecessor, Lion King Kahn? A "lion's roar" before attacking? ? ?
The moment the football entered the net, thunderous cheers erupted in the Emirates Stadium.

"5:2! The game is over! In the remaining minute or so, Bayern has no way to score two goals."

Balotelli, who scored twice, rushed to the south stand, jumped on the billboard, took off his jersey, and exposed his strong muscles.

It was the end of the game, and Balotelli took off his clothes to celebrate without being scolded for being brainless.

Later, the teammates who arrived also jumped on the billboard. How could the poor billboard stand? ?
With a groan, it collapsed. I wonder if the organizer will seek compensation from Xia Qi and others after the game.

After returning from the celebration, Bayern had no fighting spirit. After a few passes, Bayern lost their fighting spirit.

The referee on duty blew the whistle to end the game.

"The game is over, Xia Qi scored two goals and made two assists, Balotelli scored twice, De Bruyne scored a goal, and finally entered the quarter with a score of 5:2 and a total score of 8:6. finals."

Courtside,
Guardiola touched his bald head and looked up to confirm the final score on the LED screen.

First he shook his head helplessly, and then walked towards Wenger with a smile on his face.

"Congratulations!"

"Thank you!"

"Xia Qi's trip should have been a yellow card. If that was the case, everything would be different."

"Xia Qi's stripping off to celebrate was too impulsive."

Wenger's subtext: If Xia Qi doesn't take off his clothes to celebrate, it doesn't matter whether the tripper gets a card or not.

Of course, there are no ifs in life.

Although Guardiola was unwilling, he still gave Wenger a big hug...

After the game,

The entire Emirates Stadium fell into a sea of ​​joy, eliminating Bayern for two consecutive seasons.

What was once a bitter hand has become a bitter master! ! ! Arsenal fans kept jumping and singing the Arsenal team anthem loudly.
The substitute players also rushed into the field at the moment the whistle blew to help the players stretch their thigh muscles or help them off the field.

too tired!
At the moment the whistle blows,

Xia Qi and others collapsed on the ground like mud. Assistant coach Pat Rice rushed into the court and shouted to Xia Qi and others: "If you can stand up, don't lie down."

The players who still had strength stood up despite the struggle and walked off the field with the support of the substitute players...

too tired,
Xia Qi declined to be interviewed.

Balotelli, who scored twice, was interviewed by reporters...

...When asked about the opponent he most wanted to face after promotion, Balotelli blurted out: Manchester United.

Manchester United is indeed a bit weak this season, but the Red Devils' power is still there, and they are still regarded as the hardest nut to crack after Huang Saren.

So the reporter asked: Is it because you like to challenge powerful enemies?

"No, because he is the worst..."

"????"

Big news...

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The next day, several other Champions League 1/8 finals ended.

Manchester United defeated their opponents and advanced to the quarterfinals.

The Premier League and La Liga are neck and neck with three teams each advancing to the quarter-finals.

Premier League: Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea
La Liga: Real Madrid, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona

Bundesliga: Dortmund

Ligue 1: Paris.

There will still be a draw for the Champions League quarter-finals. Since teams in the same league do not need to avoid it, Manchester United has become Arsenal's favorite target.

But it is impossible to say whether this kind of thing can be done, especially since Manchester United is far away from the Champions League in the Premier League standings this season. Winning the Champions League this season is their last way to qualify for next season's Champions League.

At this time, it was revealed that Arsenal wanted to draft him because they were bad.

Think about it, how could Ferguson's glass heart stand it?
Ferguson responded forcefully: The opponent Manchester United wants to play the most is Arsenal! ! !

Moreover, the arrogant Sir Alex also made bold remarks: "Double kill of Gunners in the Champions League!!!"

Wenger responded dumbfounded: "The chance of being drawn against Manchester United is only one in eight. I prefer to be drawn against opponents from other leagues."

Wenger's concession did not make this topic disappear. Although civil war is not good, it can at least guarantee a place in the semi-finals. Some people in the British media still support Manchester United VS Arsenal.

Amid the commotion, the official website of "France Football":
“…We are extremely honored to announce that the results of the 2013 European Football Ballon d’Or have been announced.

Congratulations to Xia Qi, the English player from Arsenal, for winning this year's European Football Ballon d'Or.

His performance over the past year has been nothing short of perfect, taking Arsenal to the top of Europe..."

After this news came out, the British and Chinese media went crazy. They forwarded and commented one after another...

Xia Qi's cell phone was also exploded immediately.

The first person to call Xia Qi was of course her agent Joanna. She was at the "France Football" headquarters tonight with Cristiano Ronaldo's agent Mendes and Messi's father.

Although Xia Qi was prepared, at that moment, his brain fell into a brief blank...

After a while, I quickly took out my mobile phone to tell my parents the good news...

That night, Xia Qi’s phone calls didn’t stop. There were coaches Wenger, Pat Rice and the fitness coach... there were club players... there were national team players such as Gerrard and Joe Hart... Xia Qi never expected it. Ribery and Neuer also called to congratulate.

the next morning.

Xia Qi went downstairs, and Mike's family was waiting for him early.

"Good morning, Mr. Golden Ball!"

"Thank you!"

At the end of this season, Xia Qi will move out. To be honest, Xia Qi is a little reluctant to leave.

After a morning run, when he arrived at the Colney training base, Wenger called him into the office.

"Congratulations to you and congratulations to me. I actually coached a Mr. Ballon d'Or. You are the first one."

"Thank you! Boss. Without your training..."

The two chatted for a while, then Wenger opened the drawer and took out a gift box.

"This is a gift for you, I think you will need it."

When Xia Qi returned to the locker room and opened it, he found it was a tie. This was really what he needed.

Three days later, Xia Qi's family and management team, accompanied by Wenger, went to Paris, France.

After getting off the plane, I was surrounded by reporters, many of whom were from China.

Before the award ceremony, Xia Qi will have to accept an interview. These are all scheduled sessions, and Xia Qi's management team has already arranged them for him.

The reporter's questions and Xia Qi's answers all have "scripts", and Xia Qi can just follow the script.

After the interview, Xia Qi couldn't rest.

He was invited to the dressing room. The makeup in front of the TV was different from that in real life. Lighting and photography effects had to be considered.

The makeup and image processing alone took Xia Qi two hours.

Xia Qi felt more tired than playing a game of football, and from the bottom of his heart he admired those girls who put on makeup every day.

After two hours,

Wearing a straight black suit, a white shirt and a dark red tie given by Wenger.

A troubled young man appeared in front of everyone.

After all this was done, Xia Qi and his family got into the nanny car arranged by the organizer and set off for the Grand Theater du Chatelet in Paris.

Arrive at the theater around seven o'clock. Xia Qi's family walked through the employee aisle accompanied by the organizer, while Xia Qi and Wenger had to walk on the red carpet.

When Xia Qi appeared on the carpet, the flashlights twinkled like stars in the sky, and the scene burst into cheers...

Xia Qi had a smile on his face and kept waving to the fans. When he finally reached the FlFA signature wall, the host asked him if he was in a hurry to win the award because he walked so fast.

Xia Qi smiled and said: "The main reason is that I want to get to know you, a beautiful lady, as soon as possible..."

After entering the theater, Xia Qi said hello to his parents, and then started socializing on his own...football seniors...coaches, CEOs...media bosses...

After finishing all this work, he immediately sat down next to Ronaldo: "This is too tiring, I might as well play football."

"Just get used to it. Football is not about fighting and killing..."

An hour later, the lights in the theater dimmed and the venue became quiet for a moment.

The LED screen on the stage began to play highlights of the three candidates for the Golden Globe Awards, coupled with passionate commentary... (End of this chapter)