Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

PS: Tonight at 21:00, Tottenham vs Arsenal, Nottingham Forest vs Manchester City at 23:30.

Come on Arsenal, come on Nottingham Forest.

Liverpool are out of the title race, and Klopp's retirement season ended with a quarrel with Salah, which made me a little sad.

In the article, I made Ferguson’s retirement season so unsatisfactory. Was it a bit too much? ? ? Sorry, I don't know if the story in the article will be reflected in reality.

Ferguson, Wenger, Klopp, Ranieri, Gattuso, Simeone... will definitely be the memory of a generation.

(In terms of reputation, Ranieri and Gattuso are weaker.
But I like Ranieri's ability to make up the pot, especially the Blue Fox Miracle.
I like how Gasotou never looked back after receiving the call from AC Milan. In an era when loyalty is cheap, I admire this kind of retrograde man...)
Keshuai, come back soon! ! !
The people who can defeat the melon-bald devil, apart from you and Inzaghi, there is also Alonso who is still in the novice protection period.

I hope he will still be invincible after coming out of the novice village. I am looking forward to the Champions League match against Manchester City next season.

Come back soon, it’s up to you to slay demons and protect world peace! ! !
Think about An Shuai and Sir Alex Ferguson, you are still young! So please don’t talk about retirement! ! !
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On the big screen in the theater,

The first thing to be played was Messi, who won the Bronze Ball Award. Under the camera, he passed through hundreds of flowers without a leaf touching his body... He passed five levels and defeated six generals...

In fact, if you just look at the highlights, Wu Lei will be a world-class player.

So Xia Qi felt so bored when he heard the exclamations next to him.

After Messi’s highlights are Cristiano Ronaldo and Xia Qi respectively.

In the collection, Xia Qi is like a god descending to earth, meeting gods and killing gods, meeting Buddhas and killing Buddhas, with an expressionless face of a CEO. If shot with the dark style of AFP, it will definitely give the effect of a lone star...

After the highlights were played, Henry, the beautiful host and special guest of French TV, took the stage under bright lights.

Henry teased the guests in the audience in a relaxed and humorous way. When talking about Xia Qi, he said:

"Xia, I'm jealous. The professor gave you more. If he had let me play as a midfielder and become a B2B forward, I think I would have defeated Ronaldinho and Kaka..."

There were bursts of boos and warm applause from the audience.

After the opening remarks, the beautiful host handed Henry a white envelope,

Since the list of winners has been announced on the website, Henry did not pretend to be in suspense like Oscar did, but simply took out the small card and read directly:
"Third place in the Ballon d'Or, Messi, scored 1127 points."

Messi's profile picture, score, club name and player nationality appear on the big screen.

"Second place for the Ballon d'Or, Cristiano Ronaldo, scored 1205 points."

"First place in the Golden Globe Award, Xia Qi, scored 1365 points."

This score seems to be more than 100 points more than Ronaldo, but in fact it is only a few captain's votes short.

It can be said that the victory was very thrilling. The impression points of this selection mechanism are too important.

Xia Qi can win, thanks to Bayern, otherwise Ronaldo, who led Portugal to the World Cup in Brazil, may have won the championship for the second time in a row.

In the history of the Ballon d'Or, Messi has won four consecutive awards, while Van Basten, Platini and Cruyff have won it three times.

In the original time and space, Cristiano Ronaldo's second streak (08 and 13) is now the same as Xia Qi, Ronaldinho, Kaka... all at once.

History took a turn here.

Later, Xia Qi went on stage to receive the award and delivered an acceptance speech.

"Thank you to my parents, professors and coaching staff, and my teammates..." Since it was his first time to receive the award, Xia Qi was a little nervous. Everything was quite satisfactory with no highlights.

In addition to the player's Golden Globe Award, the Golden Globe Award Ceremony also has eight awards including the Best Men's and Women's Head Coach, the Puskas Goal of the Year Award, the Fair Play Award, and Miss World Football...

Wenger won the best coach award. When delivering his acceptance speech,
The professor sincerely said to Henry: "Thierry, in my heart you and Xia are both my favorites. It's just that Highbury was too small and didn't have so much space for you to move freely. But the Emirates Stadium is different. It's more is large, Xia's activity space is correspondingly larger.

Also, you lost to Ronaldinho and Kaká. Is there a possibility that your appearance and temperament do not match the aesthetics of the captains in the audience? "

There was thunderous applause and constant laughter from the audience.

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The Golden Globe Awards are over and life goes on.

The 2013-2014 FA Cup begins, to be precise, the third round of the FA Cup begins.

Xia Qi, the newly minted Mr. Ballon d'Or, led his teammates to defeat their North London neighbor Tottenham 3:0 without any blood.

Turning back to the 22nd round of the Premier League, Arsenal defeated Fulham 2:0 and continued to advance.

That evening, the draw ceremony for the Champions League quarter-finals began, and Wenger flew to Zurich, Switzerland to attend the live draw ceremony.

Xia Qi and others gathered in Balotelli's villa as usual.

The lucky draw guests invited by UEFA are German star Matthaus and Dutch star Gullit.

They stood on the left and right sides, each with a glass fish tank in front of them, marked A and B respectively. Between the two empty fish tanks, there is a glass fish tank containing eight ping pong balls.

Fish tank A is the home game, fish tank B is the away game, and the team in tank A must play home games first and then away games.

Therefore, Xia Qi and others do not want to be drawn into the A tank. There are no weak teams in the quarter-finals. It does not matter who the opponent is. The battle is actually for the B tank. The home and away order is the key.

According to UEFA regulations, there will no longer be a draw for the semi-finals, so the draw for the quarter-finals will be divided into upper and lower halves.

The first is the first game in the first half. Amid the disgusted faces of Xia Qi and others, Mateus walked from the left to the fish tank with a ping pong ball in the middle, reached out to stir it up, and then drew a ping pong ball. ball.

Walked back to the back of Tank A, faced the camera, turned on the table tennis ball, and said: Manchester United
Seeing that their old enemy Manchester United was drawn to the A tank, Xia Qi and others laughed unkindly.

Balotelli passed the beer and had a drink with Xia Qi, and then shouted to Gullit on the TV: "Arsenal!" "Arsenal!" "Arsenal!"

Xia Qi and De Bruyne looked at each other and smiled, and they also took a bite.

If Balotelli didn't have big guns, Manchester United, which has been plagued with problems this season, would indeed be a very good opponent.

But at this time, Manchester United knew their shame and acted bravely. The whole team hated Kai, so they were not good opponents.

Xia Qi winked at De Bruyne and reached a consensus, praying together to the goddess of victory not to appear in the ping pong ball in Gullit's hand.

On the TV, Gullit broke open the table tennis ball, took out the small note hidden inside, and read: Dortmund.

After reading it, he spread it out to show the words on the note to the audience and the camera.

Balotelli groaned.

Xia Qi and De Bruyne toasted to celebrate.

Next is the first set of draws for the second half,
The drawn team can only meet Manchester United or Dortmund in the final.

Arsenal played Dortmund in the final last season. Xia Qi suddenly had a strong intuition that Arsenal would fall into the bottom half.

This time, the two special guests swapped positions, with Gullit drawing the A-cylinder team.

Also under the disdain of Xia Qi and others, the coach drew Barcelona. Although Barcelona in the post-Guardiola era does not have the dominance of Meng San, it is still one of the teams that other teams least want to encounter.

However, Murphy's Law is everywhere, the more you don't think about it, the worse it becomes! ! !
Matthaus drew Arsenal.

Suddenly, there was a wailing in the house! ! !
Bad news: The opponent is the second best Barcelona

Good news: Guests first, hosts first.

The final draw result is:

Top half: Manchester United vs. Dortmund, Real Madrid vs. Chelsea

Second half: Barcelona vs Arsenal, Paris vs Atletico Madrid.

Looking at the results of the draw, who would believe it if UEFA did not interfere?

The top two, Real Madrid and the top two, Barcelona, ​​are divided into upper and lower zones. They will not meet before the finals and each round has something to watch.

Selling point of the quarter-finals: Real Madrid vs Chelsea = Mourinho’s revenge against his old club,
Mourinho feels good about himself. He feels that his great performance in coaching Real Madrid was only dismissed because of his conservative playing style. He is quite complaining about his old club. This game is full of selling points.

In addition, Barcelona vs. Arsenal is also the focus of the game, and its popularity may be even higher than Real Madrid vs. Chelsea.

In the semi-finals,

It is very likely that Real Madrid vs. Dortmund = a competition between the old and new football powers. Real Madrid vs Manchester United = Ferguson’s Revenge
Arsenal vs Atletico = civil war between quasi-rich clubs, or Barcelona vs Atletico = Spanish civil war,
If the final is Real Madrid vs. Barcelona, ​​Mars will hit the Earth. This result may be the result that UEFA wants to see the most, equivalent to Kobe Bryant vs. James.
There is also a market for Manchester United vs. Barcelona, ​​which is Barcelona’s revenge story.
It can be said that UEFA has designed the highlights of each round of games, and every game has gimmicks to promote...

After the draw was announced,
The British media lamented everywhere. The only good draw in the quarter-finals was Manchester United. The match between them and Dortmund was a competition between rookies. It was normal for anyone to advance. However, in the semi-finals, it would be difficult to defeat the BBC, which was in full swing, and advance to the final.

Arsenal and Chelsea are even worse than Manchester United and may both lose directly in the quarter-finals.

But Xia Qi and Arsenal don't think so. Suarez joins Barcelona this season, which makes MSN match up in advance. Barcelona has become extremely strong, but Xia Qi and Wenger think they still have the strength to fight.

Under the unanimous view of decline,

Arsenal began to prepare nervously for the game,

However, they have to play a Premier League game before the Champions League quarter-finals.

However, in the 23rd round of the Premier League, Arsenal, who claimed to be capable of fighting Barcelona, ​​was held to a tenacious 2:2 draw by visiting underdog Southampton at the Emirates Stadium.

Frankly speaking, Xia Qi played like shit in this game. This is the instability of human beings, but AI is different. They have no mood swings and physical fatigue, and their output is stable.

In poor condition, Xia Qi flew to Barcelona, ​​Spain with the team.

Before departure, at the airport, Xia Qi said in an interview with the British media: "Don't be so pessimistic. Don't forget that we beat them twice in the Champions League quarter-finals last season.

Of course, the MSN combination is very strong this season and is currently the combination with the highest offensive rate. If Messi had not been injured and missed half a month this season, they would have achieved more results.
But don’t forget that we are not weak either. We have strengthened the defensive midfielder position. Gustavo can play in this game, so that I can be closer to the goal and help the team more. "

Even though Xia Qi tried to persuade others to feel at ease, he himself was very depressed.

Know your own affairs! ! !

His inability to "hang up with one click" will be the team's biggest shortcoming.

Xia Qi can only hope that he can break out in the game, just like he did against Bayern.

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Spain, Barcelona city,
Looking at the busy streets outside the hotel, Balotelli closed the window and sighed:
"Hopefully it will be quieter at night."

Xia Qi smiled: "You sleep like a pig and can't wake up even if there is thunder. What are you worried about?"

De Bruyne made a few cups of coffee, handed one to Xia Qi, and then took over the topic: "Barcelona fans should not be as mean as Bayern. This is one of the holy places of football, and La Masia people have their own pride."

"You're so proud! We beat him twice last season." Balotelli curled his lips unconvinced.

Seeing that he was underestimating his opponent, Xia Qi said: "Mario, Barcelona's striker MSN combination has scored 93 goals so far this season. If they maintain the current scoring pace, they will reach a terrifying 134 goals this season."

"This is the total number of our four forwards combined, and I, who accounts for most of the goals, have not been in good form recently, so if an opportunity arises on the field, you must seize it and don't slip away. This game depends on you. And the tiger."

"Don't worry, you used to take me flying, but now I'm taking you flying..."

Seeing Balotelli slap his chest loudly, laughter continued in the room...

In the afternoon, Wenger led the team to the Camp Nou stadium to suit up.

The pitch and the pitch are different.

Since the World Football Federation does not have precise regulations on the length and width of the stadium, the size of each club's stadium is different.

Moreover, the softness and hardness of the turf, the degree of slipperiness, and the distance between the stands and the stadium...

These details are likely to be key to the game.

After dinner, in the hotel conference room, Wenger made the final tactical arrangements.

There are two points in his tactical summary: one is to find ways to separate the MSN combination, and the other is to use high-position pressing shots to disrupt the TiKi-TaKa rhythm and seize possession of the ball.

If it could be simpler: run! Keep running!

After the meeting.

Xia Qi and others returned to their rooms. Each of them had a private room, but it was still early for rest. There was a game the next day, and the players did not dare to arrange a program, so they all crowded into Xia Qi's room, watching TV, chatting and bragging.

Barcelona belongs to the autonomous region of Catalonia and has its own language.

Fortunately, Sky TV can be received all over Europe, otherwise it would be no different from being deaf.

Sky TV's sports channel broadcast a preview of the first leg of the Champions League quarter-finals.

Sure enough, Mourinho's revenge against his old club has become the hottest topic this round.

Watching Mourinho's unruly declaration on TV that he would win a victory at the Bernabeu Stadium, Xia Qi and others laughed.

The construction of the second phase of Chelsea's Mourinho project is not going smoothly. This is no secret in the Premier League. Chelsea, which is suffering from internal and external troubles, relied on the magic of the Magic Bird to patch things up and not sink.

If we can defeat Real Madrid in such difficult circumstances.

Then we can only say that football is round.

After commenting on Real Madrid vs Chelsea, the program started commenting on Xia Qi's match tomorrow.

They defined this game as: Mr. Golden Ball vs. King Plum.

The commentator said that fans are looking forward to Xia Qi and Messi having a conversation moment on the court... (End of chapter)