Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Thursday 7pm, Champions League match day
This is Xia Qi’s second time at Camp Nou.

Compared with the last time, the Barcelona fans present this time felt a little uneasy and even fearful.

They booed crazily and cursed the Arsenal players, which was a treatment they didn't have last time.

The boos suddenly increased when Xia Qi appeared on the stage, and Xia Qi took this as a compliment to himself.

However, the smile on Xia Qi's face disappeared in the next second. In the Barcelona fans' stands, someone shouted racially discriminatory words: "Yellow-skinned monkey!" "How about a banana?"

In order to avoid Xia Qi not being able to understand, they did not use Catalan language, but also specifically used English.

Xia Qi immediately complained to the fourth official, who also immediately warned the Barcelona club.

The referee on duty stated that this behavior would be included in the post-match report.

Those racists were asked out of the stadium by security, but a flame called "Bright Sword" burned in Xia Qi's heart...

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Penguin Sports!"

"Viewers, welcome everyone to watch the 2013-2014 UEFA Champions League quarter-final first leg live broadcast on the Penguin Live platform for you in the early morning of Friday. Barcelona will face Arsenal from afar at Camp Nou. Na."

"I am your old friend Zhan Jun."

"Hello, viewers, I am Zhang Lu."

"Under the exciting opening music, players from both sides began to enter..."

“The Camp Nou was packed tonight and the whole place was a sea of ​​red and blue.

We saw in the stands Guardiola, who had just lost two weeks ago, and Bayern director Salihamidzic, Henry, and Ronaldo (Ronaldo) who had just been promoted to the post..."

"Da Luo has become Fat Luo now, time is really a butcher's knife!"

"Board manager Guardiola and Sargio should be weasels giving New Year greetings to chickens with bad intentions. It is Bayern's tradition to buy if they can't beat them."

At this time, the live broadcast camera cut to the VIP box. When an old man appeared in the camera, huge boos broke out in the audience, and the boos were even more violent than those booing Xia Qi.

Xia Qi and others couldn't help but look up at the large LED screen on site.

Appearing in the camera is Real Madrid President Florentino.

Xia Qi stuck out his tongue playfully. It turned out to be Lafayette. There was really no way to compare.

It's me who's arrogant!
Xia Qi really wanted to make a compilation for Lafayette and accompany him.

In addition to Florentino, among the VIPs were Abramovich and Petroleum Nasser and Laporta.

This is the "Wuzhen Boss Game". No wonder Salihamidzic can only sit in the stands. It's not that the VIP boxes cannot be afforded, but that the fans' stands are more cost-effective.

Seeing the big guys gathered together, Balotelli, who had always been carefree, became serious on the court.

Lafayette once told the truth: "Every player has the dream of being the emperor."

Balotelli knows it won't be him, but everything is possible, right?

...

...

"The game is about to begin. Coach Zhang, please introduce to the fans and friends the starting lineups of the two teams tonight."

"Ok."

“Barcelona’s starting lineup tonight is 433:

Goalkeeper: Ter Stegen
Right back: Alves
Center backs: Pique, Mascherano
Left back: Alba

Midfielder: Busquets

Right Midfielder: Rakitic

Left midfielder: Iniesta

Right winger: Messi
Center: Suarez

Left winger: Neymar

"Enrique's 433 lineup is top-heavy and relies entirely on MSN's powerful firepower. Personal strength is not the scariest thing about MSN.

What scares their opponents is their tacit understanding and unreserved trust and support. "

"Arsenal still has a 451 lineup for this campaign:

Goalkeeper: Martinez,
Left back: Luke Shaw,

Centre-backs: Mertesacker and Umtiti

Right back: Aurier

Double midfielder: Gustavo, Cazorla.

Left midfielder: Xia Qi

Attacking midfielder: De Bruyne

Right midfielder: Theo Walcott

Center: Balotelli. "

"Wenger wants to compete with Barcelona in the midfield. This is a good idea..."

...

...

When players from both sides shake hands before the game, the away team players stand and wait for the home team players to take the initiative to shake hands as a welcome gesture.

When Xia Qi and Yo Xi shook hands, their hands let go after a brief touch.

Zhang Lu shouted in the Penguin live broadcast room: "This is the handshake of two Mr. Golden Balls."

But little did they know that the meeting between the ex and the current one usually had hidden murderous intentions. On the court, Xia Qi and Yo Xi both wanted to win the game, and they both knew that the other party was the biggest stumbling block on their way to victory. Even before the game started, there was already hostility. .

The two of them had a brief taste, but they were very enthusiastic towards others. Yosi held De Bruyne's hand firmly and did not let go. He exchanged a few words in De Bruyne's ear.
When Xia Qi shook hands with Suarez, he joked with the other person: "Don't bite me, I haven't showered in three days."

"That's it! Doesn't this save the seasoning? The salt here is very expensive..."

In the subsequent picking ceremony, captain Xia Qi lost the right to pick sides, and Iniesta chose the half court under the North Stand.

In this way, Xia Qi and others will have to play against the noise under the south stand of Barcelona's die-hard fans.

In particular, goalkeeper Martinez is only eight meters away from the South Stand, but the Argentine goalkeeper's native language is Spanish.

Xia Qi can only hope that Barcelona fans speak Catalan when they speak of lotus.

Iniesta won the right to pick the side, and Arsenal naturally won the right to kick off.

At the kick-off, Xia Qi looked at Yossi and said to De Bruyne: "After the kick-off, you keep running forward. Wherever their defense is weak, run wherever they want. If not, just kick him in the right rib." ”

De Bruyne saw Xia Qi's eyes looking forward, not towards him.

"Are you talking to me?"

"I'm talking to a Belgian pig."

De Bruyne didn't care about Xia Qi's retort, he continued to ask: "Why not you."

"You pig! Are they going to let the European Golden Boot go all the way?"

"Wherever you run, the ball can reach you?"

De Bruyne felt that Xia Qi, a dead toad, was louder than him, and he didn't even dare to say where he was passing the message. In fact, Xia Qi just plays one shot if he has dates but not dates, it depends on his face whether he succeeds or not!

"Nonsense, do you want to do it?"

"Of course. I'm just worried that I will lose my job..."

"Be careful not to go offside."

"I'm not really a pig!!!"

Xia Qi arranged for De Bruyne, and then found Cazorla and Gustavo. In order to "cover" De Bruyne, he secretly sneaked into the opponent's penalty area.

Xia Qi needs his teammates to pour the ball in the backcourt first, and then give it to him when he reaches for the ball.

Cazorla and others didn't quite understand what they were doing by kicking in the backcourt after the buzzer, but they didn't ask.

Xia Qi is the captain, and he is an extremely trusted captain. He does whatever he says without counter-offering.

When Xia Qi finished this, he returned to the center circle and waited for the whistle.

The referee has been looking at his watch. In the quarter-finals, the whistle starts at the same time for all four games. The referee must keep track of the time!

Beep!
Xia Qi gave the football to Balotelli. Balotelli's eyes were like that of an abandoned little girl. He kicked the football back to Xia Qi in grievance.

Xia Qi knocked back, and the ball passed to the backcourt. Balotelli rushed forward when the ball was passed, but he was not excited at all because Xia Qi asked him to be a wingman.

When Real Madrid Chairman Florentino was watching the game, he stole a supporting role. Balotelli felt that "the love disappeared" and he was no longer Xia Qi's favorite.

But he did not dare to question Xia Qi publicly. This was the prestige that Xia Qi had established during his two seasons at Arsenal.

Seeing Rakitic following him closely, Balotelli felt that he was good again. Isn't there someone more unlucky than himself?

"Don't follow me, I'm not the main attack point."

Rakitic glanced at Balotelli, said nothing, and just quickened his pace to keep up.

Balot was so happy that he instantly became superior in IQ. From now on, whoever says he is world-class from the shoulders down will let Rakitic go...

On the other side, De Bruyne fired the whistle and rushed forward, but he hesitated at first. He looked back and found that his teammates were strictly following the "orders".
So he didn't dare to neglect any more and began to look for weak links in Barcelona's defense. He was worried that Xia Qi wouldn't be able to pass the ball, but he was also worried that Xia Qi would pass the ball.

Typically, they are both afraid of their brothers' hardships and afraid of their brothers driving Land Rover.

In the backcourt,
After Xia Qi passed the football, he ignored it and looked up to observe the frontcourt.
A few seconds later, he looked back again and reached out to Cazorla for the ball.

Xia Qi, who received the ball, did not immediately step forward with a Dongfeng missile. Instead, he waved for Luke Xiao to move forward and receive the ball.

After handing over the football, Xia Qi quickly looked up and anchored De Bruyne's position.

Receives the ball behind defender Iniesta.

Xia Qi's return of the football happened to be Arsenal's sixth pass. The game time had just passed six seconds, and there were still six people touching the football, exactly one second per person.

When Iniesta saw the football turning behind him, he immediately turned around and rushed towards Xia Qi.

When Xia Qi rushed over, he pulled the ball sideways, turned around, and leaned against the rushing Iniesta with his back.

Suddenly he made a long pass,

Pass the football straight behind the Barcelona defenders.

Hit behind me!
The ball passed all the players in the air and landed precisely behind Barcelona's last two players.

At the same time, De Bruyne, who had been ambushing Pique and Alba for a long time, stepped on the accelerator at the moment Xia Qi passed the ball and shot out of the diagonal stab.

"Ding Ding! How could it be Ding Ding?"

Zhang Lu couldn't help but exclaimed. He was a little confused. Xia Qi and De Bruyne seemed to have changed. Could it be some hacker master joking with Penguin Live?
His partner Zhan Jun also exclaimed: "It's not offside, it's a good goal."

Barcelona goalkeeper Ter Stegen hesitated. This is where he is inferior to Neuer.

He wanted to abandon the door, but he hesitated after taking only two steps.

Because Xia Qi's long pass was accurately controlled, the football landed on the edge of the penalty area, closer to De Bruyne.

Ter Stegen felt that he was not as fast as De Bruyne, so if he rushed forward, he would most likely be missed.

He is not as decisive as compatriot Neuer!
This pause actually magnifies the danger to oneself.

De Bruyne raised his foot to stop the football in the air, then adjusted the angle, and finally shot the ball very calmly.

When De Bruyne shot, Ter Stegen was in a dilemma.
It's too late to go forward, and it's too late to go back. I can only pounce on the football.

However, the position where he jumped was the highest point of the parabola.

This pounce is destined to be empty-handed...

There is no miracle,

Ter Stegen clapped his hands in the air and turned to look at the goal in despair.

I saw the football falling from the sky and hanging directly into the goal net like a rainbow.

"The ball is in!"

"Ter Stegen hesitated to attack!"

"This is the seventh time the entire Arsenal team has touched the ball, and it is also the seventh person from Arsenal who has touched the football. It has only been nine seconds since the start of the game, and Seven Swords came down from the Tianshan Mountains to complete the nine-second victory."

"It's really unbelievable! Arsenal really had the audacity to play TiKi-TaKa at the Nou Camp. This is no different from Luban playing a big ax in front of the goal, but they just succeeded."

"This is the fastest goal in the Champions League this season. Arsenal played a little trick before shooting. It was originally De Bruyne's pass, and Xia Qi's Xia De connection turned into a Xia Qi pass, De Bruyne's Desha connected with the shot,

This change allowed Barcelona generals to ignore the defense of De Bruyne, allowing De Bruyne to successfully ambush Alba. "

Many Barcelona fans in the Camp Nou stadium were confused after losing the ball. They kept asking their friends around them repeatedly:
"Is this true? In fact, I haven't woken up yet. This is a dream, right?"

"Is today April Fool's Day?"

Can't blame them for making a fuss and not being able to accept the truth.

Even the Barcelona players who were the instigators on the field were not much better.

After losing the ball, he looked like he had not woken up. Not to mention the confusion of MSN in the frontcourt, even Mascherano, who is also a defender, has an expression of "are you kidding me".

On the pitch, Arsenal players don’t care what other people’s reactions are.
After De Bruyne confirmed that he had scored a goal, he ran along the sideline towards his own goal. Others intercepted him halfway, but he dodged them all.

Behind the Arsenal goal is the South Stand for die-hard Barcelona fans.

De Bruyne was so excited that he ran in the wrong direction.

There were very few Arsenal fans coming to the Camp Nou to watch the game, only more than a thousand, and they only occupied half of the north stand in a stadium of more than 80,000 people.

When De Bruyne scored, they, like Barcelona fans, chose to "be silenced!"

After De Bruyne scored, he was so excited that he mistook the quiet stands for the opponent's fans.

I found that I ran in the wrong direction,
De Bruyne made a mistake, sprinted towards the goal and jumped directly into the arms of goalkeeper Martinez.

[De Bruyne and Martinez have a very good relationship! But why do I feel like I’m catching a mistress? 】

[Yes, what the hell is this? Isn’t it a warm embrace with Xia Qi who is passing the ball? 】

[Have I discovered a terrible secret, will I be silenced? 】

【Oh my god! I heard Xia Qi’s heartbroken voice...]

On the court, Xia Qi did not know that his pursuit behind De Bruyne was defined on the Internet as catching a mistress. He chased him to the goal and pointed to the yellow area (away jersey) in the north stand.

"We should thank the fans who come from afar to support us..."

Xia Qi asked his teammates to line up in front of the goal and wave to the fans in the North Stand opposite.

Huge boos came from behind, and the Barcelona fans were unhappy. (End of chapter)