Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"Barcelona is temporarily behind Arsenal 0:1. Although Barcelona's overall strength is stronger than Arsenal, Arsenal won first. This is football."

"If anyone judges that Arsenal will be eliminated based on paper strength, then they have to be careful about their face after two legs."

"Football matches are more about on-field performance, which is why the weak often defeat the strong."

on the field,
After celebrating,

Rekindle the war!

Barcelona, ​​which lost the ball, launched a fierce attack after the whistle.

Enrique is a very pragmatic head coach. Without Xavi, Barcelona will find it difficult to smoothly connect the ball and control as before.

It just so happened that MSN's offensive attributes were super strong, so Enrique took advantage of Guardiola's pass-and-control style and added a quick counterattack. Every kick was not sloppy, which made MSN's offense even sharper and defeated the opponent on the offensive end. .

To put it simply: the current Barcelona team is stronger offensively than Meng San, but its field control ability is not as good as Meng San, and its defense is weaker.

On the court, amid the crazy shouts of more than 80,000 Barcelona fans, Barcelona flew in three directions.

Facing Balotelli's attack, Iniesta first "Messi's shoulder sinking", his left shoulder sank, making a fake move to break through to the left.

Balotelli fell for the trick and dived to his right.

The moment Balotelli pounced, Iniesta's sunken left shoulder bounced back. What was terrible was that when his left foot bounced back from his body,
Use the inner arch of your left foot to buckle the football to the outer instep of your right foot.

Iniesta's right foot is to the left of Balotelli. Balotelli's pounce to the right is equivalent to giving way to the left.

Iniesta moved the ball with the outside of his right foot, and at the same time kicked off his legs and missed Balotelli.

"Oh yeah!!!"

With just one pass, Iniesta set the Camp Nou on fire.

However, the next second, they were silenced, but they immediately roared with overwhelming hatred: "Yellow-skinned monkey, you are looking for death!"

"Yellow-skinned monkey, xxx...!"

In the Penguin live broadcast room, Zhan Jun and Zhang Lu shouted almost in unison:
"Pretty!"

"Nice cover."

"Xia Qi and Balotelli are like two generals. When Xia Qi grabs Balotelli, he starts to silently fill in for Balotelli.
Iniesta managed to get past Balotelli but plunged into Xia Qi's bag. "

"Just when Iniesta was losing his footing after passing the ball, Xia Qi stretched out his legs to poke the football away. Iniesta was eager to pull the ball, but he ended up knocking him down."

"This is a typical defensive defense. The double attack does not necessarily require a flanking attack (front, rear, left and right attacks). Just like this, one person steps forward to fight for the ball and one person defends behind. The effect is also very good."

"That's the end of Barcelona's attack and Arsenal's counterattack."

"It felt like Barcelona didn't have a home advantage, and the pace of the game fell into Arsenal's rhythm."

"The game has just begun. It's still too early to conclude. Let's take a look at Arsenal's attack."

On the field

The moment Xia Qi broke the ball, the Arsenal players immediately gave up their defense on the Barcelona players and rushed directly towards the Barcelona goal.

The compactness of the third line is the most basic requirement for top teams, and Arsenal went out with all their strength.

Arsenal's two wings - Balotelli and Theo Walcott are the two most popular ones. (Balotelli originally played in the center, but Xia Qi ran to the center to defend, and he was pushed to the left wing.)
Also on the pitch was De Bruyne, who was trailing two wingers and was working hard to move forward in the middle.
Looking down from above the stadium, the three of them formed a "<" sign at this time. De Bruyne became the last one in the trident. The taste of the last goal made De Bruyne feel so good that he wished he could use his milk. He stepped hard on the Hot Wheels and rushed forward desperately.

Barcelona's frontcourt was stunned by Arsenal's counterattack, especially Neymar who didn't stop sprinting and rushed into the Arsenal penalty area.
Barcelona's backcourt was not much better, and the midfielders and backfielders did not intercept the opponent immediately, except for Busquets.

He quickly made a defensive judgment on the field and found that any one of the defensive tridents was wrong.
only………

Without hesitation, he rushed towards Xia Qi without sparing any effort. Only by holding down Xia Qi could Arsenal's attack be terminated.

"Counterattack! This is Arsenal's counterattack!" Zhan Jun shouted: "Xia Qi didn't pass the ball. He grabbed the ball and brought it to Barcelona's half."

On the court, dribbling did not weaken Xia Qi's speed like a cheetah, as he galloped with the ball.

The Camp Nou stadium was filled with boos, and the sound was loud.

Although Barcelona's midfield and backfield were intact at this time, Barcelona fans couldn't help but panic when they saw Xia Qi coming with the ball...

Busquets rushed forward and immediately fell to the ground with a long sliding tackle.

While running at high speed, Xia Qi picked up the football with his toes. At the same time, he and the football jumped together.

Safely dodging Busquets' flying shovel, after landing, he accelerated and once again rushed forward like a cheetah.

"Reckless tackle!" Zhang Luzhi shook his head in the Penguin live broadcast room. In this defense, Busquets was too wishful thinking and fell short of the level of a top player in La Liga.

Xia Qi caught up with the football while running at high speed. In an instant, the boos at Camp Nou reached a peak.
Zhang Lu and Zhan Jun in the Penguin live broadcast room could not hear clearly the explanation of their Spanish colleagues who were doing the live broadcast on the TV broadcast.
The two of them had a tacit understanding and talked about some of Xia Qi's off-court tidbits. Due to the restrictions of the live broadcast footage, they could not explain why Xia Qi did not pass the ball and had to break through on his own.

In fact, even his Spanish counterpart could not give this answer. From his point of view, he would never have imagined that Xia Qi would become murderous because of the "yellow-skinned monkey".

In the VIP box of Camp Nou, Laporta raised the corners of his mouth slightly with reserved arrogance, raised his wine glass and smiled at Nasser and Florentino:

"This kid is good. Very few people can escape Busquets' interception. Busquets' interception rate is as high as over 80%..."

It seemed like he was praising Xia Qi, but somehow it sounded like he was praising his own players.

Nasser nodded frequently while listening, and although Florentino was smiling, he despised the two of them in his heart.

It is obvious that these two people are Ye Gonghaolong. Football is their job and not their hobby.

Otherwise, they'll know this is just the beginning...

In the north stand of Camp Nou, Arsenal fans all stood up. They were all too familiar with the scene before them.

The man-eating emperor, he sat down at the dining table and started "eating".

Arsenal fans immediately sang a meal march to the "child-eating" emperor, and the song "One Dragon per Game" floated over the Camp Nou...

After understanding the lyrics, the Barcelona fans became even more angry. They shouted on the court: "Kick off the legs of that yellow-skinned monkey."

Little did he know that their angry curses gave Xia Qi strength.

Xia Qi's adrenaline surged as he yelled, and he suddenly accelerated twice out of nowhere, carrying the football past Rakitic, who was desperately trying to defend from the other side.

That speed caught Rakitic off guard and he had no time to make defensive moves.
I can only be alone and messy in the wind: Why did I come here? Farewell?
Seeing this scene in the VIP box of Camp Nou, Laporta choked on his wine. He smiled awkwardly: "Pique and Mascherano are very good central defenders. Leo said that Pique He is one of the most difficult defenders he has ever faced, and he is very grateful to me for keeping Pique as his teammate at Camp Nou.”

After hearing this, Nasser showed an interested expression and asked: "How much is Pique worth?"

"Oh, brother, this is not...fuck!!!"

Laporta enjoyed Nasser's admiration, but he should never have looked at the pitch.
On the court, Pique rushed out of the penalty area and planned to intercept Xia Qi outside the penalty area, even with a yellow card.

He did not make a long slide tackle like Busquets, but instead approached Xia Qi first, not daring to get too close for fear of being "eaten alive" by Xia Qi.
He kept about two steps away from Xia Qi, paying attention to Xia Qi's feet, and then saw the right moment, fell to the ground and shoveled. In Pique's mind, this shovel is a sure thing.

However, the reality is:

He and Xia Qi seemed to be filming a movie, with the "actions" set in advance.
As soon as he released the shovel, Xia Qi suddenly stopped and changed direction.

Pique scooped up!
He slid past Xia Qi.

In the box, Laporta exclaimed: "Fuck! Pique!!!"

Nasser glanced at the TV replay in the box: "I think you were deceived by Yossi. You need a better defender. I just have one..."

Laporta almost spat out a mouthful of blood. He told himself: Don't be angry with Qian Qiang...

On the court, Xia Qi's ball hit Mascherano, and his teammates kept a close eye on other Barcelona defenders to prevent Barcelona from double-teaming Xia Qi.

Mascherano didn't dare to shovel. He was now Barcelona's last line of defense and had to be cautious.

He stepped back step by step in front of Xia Qi, trying to slowly and unconsciously shorten the distance between him and the goalkeeper.

Double-team Xia Qi with the goalkeeper!
Xia Qi didn't let him go, he just raised his right leg and was about to swing it towards the football.

Long shot! ! !

Mascherano stopped retreating and rushed towards Xia Qi instead.

Xia Qi lifted the ball up but then put it down gently. He did not hit the football and fell from the right side of the ball. He twisted his ankle and tapped from right to left.
The football reached Xia Qi's left side. Xia Qi's body tilted to the right, at an angle even more oblique than the Leaning Tower of Pisa. He grabbed the ground with his right foot and raised his left foot.

With such a tilt, this time he was really going to shoot.

Everyone thinks so.

Arsenal fans have clenched their fists and are ready to unleash themselves in the next second.

Mascherano was awesome. In a few tenths of a second, he made an impossible adjustment of his body center of gravity and dived to the right.

but,

Xia Qi also completed the adjustment of focus despite the impossibility.
He lifted it up and put it lightly like last time, and moved the football back to his right foot.

This kind of back and forth adjustment and change of direction, ignoring the body's center of gravity and gravity, is what Yosi is best at.

But Yo Xi is short and has a low chassis, while Xia Qi is 188cm tall.
This back and forth change of direction is much more difficult, and the movements are more elegant and agile, very much like Real Madrid's Redondo.

Florentino admitted that his heart was moved at this moment. He thought of the blond boy, who was the Bernabeu prince before Raul. If the Bernabeu prince had a generation, he was the second generation.

And the black-haired boy in front of him must be the next prince of the Bernabeu, Paris? ? ? Haha, no one can take away Real Madrid’s sixth generation goalkeeper!
Florentino curled his lips: "This 'Horizontal Football Change' is too bad for Leo. Leo...forget it, whoever you sell it to won't sell it to me."

Nasser looked at Laporta with bright eyes: "Leo Yosi"...

"The third!"

"the fourth!"

"Mascherano was knocked down."

"This leaves only goalkeeper Ter Stegen! Should Xia Qi shoot or continue to rush to the end...?"

The choice is two-way,

Ter Stegen, who learned a lot from his mistakes, decisively abandoned the door and walked out.

Xia Qi passed Mascherano and used an extra change of direction. When he passed Mascherano, Ter Stegen was already close at hand.

During Xia Qi's high-speed breakthrough, he suddenly slowed down and raised his right foot.

A change in rhythm convinced Ter Stegen that Xia Qi was just about shooting.

He immediately opened his body to expand the area as much as possible and fell to the ground to save.

Then, he saw Xia Qi's right foot touch the football, knock it horizontally, speed up, and finish it in one go!
"the fifth!"

"Passed the goalkeeper!"

"The door is empty!"

Amid Zhan Jun's excited shouts, the fans in front of the TV saw Xia Qi facing the empty goal, pushing lightly with the arch of his foot, and the football rolled into the net in a straight line.

“Eating is over!!!”

"Xia Qi passed five people and pushed the empty goal to help Arsenal score another victory."

"Arsenal used TiKi-TaKa to win the first victory at Camp Nou, and now Xia Qi uses Yosi's method of passing five levels and defeating six generals to win again."

"Take the path that Yosi has walked and leave him with nowhere to go!!!"

"Tonight's Arsenal comes from the Murong family."

...

...

At the moment Xia Qi scored,

More than a thousand Arsenal fans jumped up from their seats. Everyone punched the air three times and shouted: "I wish you a pleasant meal, Your Majesty!"

Barcelona fans in other stands held their heads in their hands and couldn't believe their eyes. They had reason to believe that both sides of the match on the football field were wearing the wrong jerseys.

The boy who scored the goal just now should be Yosi.

The Camp Nou was quiet again.

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi ran wildly. He tore his jersey hard, slapped his chest hard, and roared meaninglessly...

In the eyes of others, this goal that defeated six generals in five stages was just one of his many long-distance goals.
But Xia Qi knew that this was different. It was done without Al's help and was a counterattack against racial discrimination.

He rushed towards the Bassan Stand, then jumped high onto the billboard, spreading his hands like a king accepting the cheers of his subjects...

Barcelona fans were furious. They threatened, cursed, and made obscene gestures...

The Barcelona players were stunned. They didn't expect that they would lose the ball so quickly.

But after all, they are a world-class team, and they soon regained their composure.

After the game restarted, the rhythm was stable and the team attacked the Arsenal goal according to the original tactics. (End of chapter)