Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Enrique's Barcelona is indeed a strong team!
They did not collapse because they were two goals behind. After the kick-off, they learned their lesson, received the ball with one kick, and released the ball with one kick. They quickly passed the ball without giving Arsenal players a chance to counterattack, so there was no risk of the ball being stolen.

After three passes and two passes, the football was played into the heart of Arsenal.

Yosi and Rakitic hit the wall on the right side and passed Gustavo. Then he changed direction and Luke Shaw was easily knocked down by him.

After knocking down Luke Shaw, Yosi did not continue to break through, but suddenly made an overhead pass, sending the football to the center of Arsenal's penalty area.

In the middle, Suarez succeeded in countering offside and single-handedly hit the goalkeeper.

Facing the goalkeeper who abandoned the goal, Suarez did not choose to volley, but slowly raised his leg to stop the football, and then shook his leg to shoot.

The ball passed between the legs of Arsenal goalkeeper Martinez.

He was about to get into the empty net. Unexpectedly, at this critical moment, Mertesacker fell from the sky and knocked the football out with his back heel just as it was about to cross the goal line.

Yossi cut in to prepare for a follow-up shot, but Martinez was faster. Regardless of the danger, he swooped toward the football in front of Yossi's toes and beat the football out of the baseline with his hand.

Suarez beat the lawn hard, and Yossi put his hands on his waist and shook his head.

Although the Camp Nou stadium was filled with deep annoyance and unwillingness, Barcelona fans still applauded the two warriors who almost scored.

On the Internet, fans are talking a lot,
[…It’s just a little bit of luck. There’s nothing wrong with Barcelona’s offensive routine, and there’s no problem with the players’ abilities. It’s just a little bit of luck. 】

[This is why we like football. The charm of football is not just about scoring goals...]

[The unyielding football spirit of Mertesacker and Martinez should be taken a close look at by the likes of Fu Huan in China. 】

In Penguin Live Room:

"Barcelona are in good form, Arsenal should be careful."

On the court, a corner kick was taken, and neither the offensive nor defensive players were able to grab the first spot in front of the goal.

When the football reached the goal, Martinez jumped high and passed it to De Bruyne outside the penalty area with one palm.

De Bruyne's long pass sounded the clarion call for Arsenal's counterattack.

Walcott jumped high on the right side of the front court and tried to stop the ball with his chest. Alba, who also jumped high, used his chest to push him over.

After hesitating for a moment, the referee did not blow the whistle and pointed his finger in the direction of Arsenal's goal, indicating that Barcelona's attack was favorable.

Wenger angrily rushed from the coaching bench to the sidelines, opened his hands in front of the camera and made a speechless expression.

Alba didn't hit the football either, and it was taken by his teammate Busquets behind him.

Barcelona passed the ball again, but after passing the midfield, Rakitic made a mistake under the pressure of Cazorla and passed the football to Gustavo, who quickly kicked the football to De Bruyne.

De Bruyne made a diagonal pass and accurately found Walcott on the right.

After receiving the football, Walcott did not stop the ball, but instead hoisted the football into the Barcelona penalty area.

Pique and Mascherano did not dare to go offside and turned around to chase the ball in a tacit understanding.

Xia Qi, who was rushing forward in the penalty area, seized the opportunity when the two turned around, and later came from behind and forced his way in between the two.
Then he jumped high at the spot where the football landed. Pique was behind Xia Qi and saw Xia Qi jumping up to score the header. In desperation, he reached out and grabbed Xia Qi's shorts and pulled them down.

Xia Qi was pulled down hard by him, but of course he couldn't hit the football. He stumbled and fell to the ground.

For such an obvious foul, the referee on duty still did not call it.
Wenger couldn't bear it and ran to the fourth official and roared: "Isn't this a foul? Xia Qi's underwear is exposed."

The fourth official shook his head helplessly. He couldn't make the decision on this kind of thing.

"...Xia Qi fell in the penalty area, red dot package! Oops! The referee didn't blow... This, this, this home whistle was too obvious."

In the penalty area, Xia Qi was very angry. He pointed to his butt and said to the referee: "Mr. referee, it is not a foul to show your underwear. Do you have to have my butt bare to take out the card?"

The referee replied: "This action is not enough to make you fall..."

"Mr. Referee, please jump a little and let me try to pull you..."

"........."

The game continues,

Barcelona attacked, but they were more patient this time. After 12 passes, just when Arsenal's midfield and backfield players were overwhelmed by their passes,
Iniesta made a sudden pass with a direct kick.
Yossi quickly broke out of the crowd and moved the football forward with the inside of his left foot. Mertesacker thought it was a fake move and did not defend.

As a result, Yoxi's fake and true Shizhen and false gave him a direct breakthrough.

Umtiti did not expect that his old partner would be like paper that could break with a poke.

He had no time to fill the position.

Watching Yosi dribble the ball in front of the goalkeeper, raise his foot and shoot low.

Although Martinez made a save at the first opportunity, the angle of the football was very tricky and the ball was fast. He was really powerless and could only watch the fellow countryman pierce his fingers.

"Yoshi hit the goal and the ball went in!"

"In the 24th minute of the game, Yosi opened the scoring and tied the score to 1:2!"

"This is a very typical TiKi-TaKa play, penetrating through 12 quick short passes, disrupting Arsenal's defense, and then launching a fatal blow."

The moment Yossi scored the goal, he became a hero at the Camp Nou. All Barcelona fans chanted his name in unison.

Yossi also came to the sidelines and kept raising his hands to accept the cheers of the fans.

Arsenal players stood in the center circle early, waiting for Barcelona players to return from celebrating.

The game starts again,
Xia Qi drove the ball to De Bruyne behind him, turned around and rushed forward with Walcott and Balotelli.

And Barcelona's trident, Neymar, Suarez, and Yossi ran towards Arsenal's goal.

Both sides are extremely confident in their midfielder's ability to control the ball.

De Bruyne saw Barcelona forwards pressing towards him.

He did not pass the ball forward immediately, but passed the football backward to continue to draw the enemy deeper.

Cazorla calmly controlled the football at his feet, looked in the direction of his partner Gustavo, and made a passing motion.

Neymar immediately stretched his legs to intercept,

At this time, Cazorla calmly pulled the ball from his left foot to the outside of his right leg, and then kicked out an arc with the outside instep of his right foot. The football flew towards Xia Qi on the left side of the frontcourt.

Xia Qi jumped up in the air, stopped the ball with his chest, and stopped the football behind Alves. After landing, he rushed forward and passed Alves directly.

"It was a beautiful stop, but Alves' forward charge turned out to be a failure. He wanted to steal when Xia Qi stopped the ball, but Xia Qi took advantage of the loophole and parked the ball behind him."

"Xia Qi cut inside and passed the ball."

"Balotelli got the football, and he and Busquets collided with each other. The football was not lost. It was still at Balotelli's feet." "The football was passed to Xia Qi again. Busquets' defense this time was too great. It’s tough. Balotelli, who is also famous for his devilish muscles, did not take advantage of the physical confrontation.”

On the court, football returned to Xia Qi's feet.

At this time, Alves, who had been passed by Xia Qi, stopped in front of Xia Qi again.

Xia Qi was riding his bicycle and was thinking about how to deal with this attack. At this moment, Alves suddenly rushed forward. Xia Qi hurriedly pulled the ball between his legs to protect it.

In a hurry, he could only avoid losing the ball, but there was no way to avoid being hit.

However, something unexpected happened. Alves ran forward and hit him hard, but he knocked himself down alive.

Xia Qi laughed out loud at that moment. Although it was a bit disrespectful to his opponent, it was really funny.

I was jealous of Busquets, but I got myself into a trap!
As soon as Alves fell to the ground, the door opened for Xia Qi to cut inside. Xia Qi seized the opportunity and quickly cut inside, before Pique could cover up the defense, and fired a powerful volley.

The football flew past Pique's ear, which scared him so much that he shuddered.
The ball speed is too fast,

Before Ter Stegen could react in front of the Barcelona goal, he hit the crossbar with a "Boom".

The middle of the penalty area,

At that moment, Balotelli and Mascherano rushed towards the rebounding football from left to right.

Which of the two is faster?

The football falls,

Balotelli did not choose to shoot due to the interference of Mascherano and the blockage of Ter Stegen.

Instead, he picked up the football first and the football flew backwards.

Balotelli was like a "team traitor" and saved the ball with his big foot.

This "helping" behavior was beyond the expectations of all Barcelona defensive players, but it also seemed to be beyond the expectations of his teammates.

At the landing point of the football, De Bruyne, who was pushing forward, ran too far and saw that the football was about to fly over his head.

He quickly turned around and shot an overhead kick!

"Shoot!"

Amid Zhan Jun’s loud shouting, a loud noise came from the stadium:
"Boom!"

Almost all Arsenal fans lost their strength and slumped in their seats.

There is only one thought in their minds: It’s so damn bad! Did these players go to a nightclub last night? Success in the nightclub but disappointment in the stadium?
However, at this moment, the DJ's exclamation came to his ears: "Be careful, the ball has been scored!"

Afterwards, the players and coaches on the Arsenal bench all rushed to the sidelines and cheered...

Fans who missed the wonderful moment quickly looked up at the LED screen replay.

It turned out that De Bruyne's upside-down golden hook hit the crossbar and flew in the direction of Xia Qi.

Xia Qi is not Al and cannot calculate the flight trajectory of the football in advance. Like De Bruyne, when he sees the football coming, it is almost over his head.

In the blink of an eye, Xia Qi copied De Bruyne's homework.

He turned around, jumped up, and shot with an overhead kick!

This time, the football hit the goal frame, and goalkeeper Ter Stegen had already saved De Bruyne's shot. Xia Qi's follow-up shot was actually no different from hitting an empty goal.

"The ball is in!"

"It was so dramatic. First, Xia Qi cut in and hit the crossbar, and then De Bruyne shot an overhead shot and then hit the post.

In the end, the person who tied the bell needed to untie it. The initiator of the shot, Xia Qi, completed the hook relay and scored the fourth goal of the game. The current score was 1:3, and Xia Qi scored twice. "

"Although Enrique's Barcelona has a great record, one thing has been criticized, and that is defense. The first, second, and third points of football are all taken by Arsenal players. If these three points are If one of them is snatched by Barcelona, ​​Arsenal won’t even score.”

"Yes, Barcelona's defensive players gave Arsenal's offensive players too much room for movement. In the past, when they encountered strong opponents, they directly used MSN's big hammer to directly beat the opponent, but when MSN's offense was unfavorable, the defense The flaws in the end are exposed..."

"The score is now 1:3. Barcelona not only lost the home advantage, but also made their next game extremely difficult."

After Xia Qi scored, he stood directly behind the Barcelona goal and waved thanks to the Arsenal fans in the north stand.

online:
[Xia Qi scored a world-class goal, celebrating community level]

[It’s better that the overbearing president doesn’t celebrate. Xia Qi becomes more and more powerful and celebrates more and more lowly. 】

[When the game is about to end, you can celebrate by showing off your jersey under the south stand. 】

[I have a hunch that the two-round game will be won in one game. Will it be five-nut mooncake or 7-Up or Lafite tonight? 】

Camp Nou lost the joy after Yossi's goal. Just after recovering a goal, he lost the ball immediately, which was very hurtful.

The Camp Nou stadium was filled with wailing. No team had ever made them so desperate. They really couldn't understand why Arsenal was so difficult to deal with?
All this is because of him!
Barcelona fans stared at Xia Qi, who was surrounded by his teammates on the court.

"The most important issue for Barcelona now is not to get back the score quickly, but not to let Arsenal score any more goals. Three away goals is already a lot, and we can't concede any more goals."

"Of course, equalizing the score is also important. After tightening your own fence, you still have to narrow the point difference if you have the opportunity."

The game started again and Barcelona slowed down the tempo, obviously knowing they couldn't concede any more goals.

Passing and controlling the football is time-consuming. When Barcelona is not in a hurry to attack, Arsenal's frontcourt press is not effective.

In the subsequent game, Barcelona failed to score on two shots. During this period, Arsenal counterattacked once. Xia Qi kicked Balotelli's ball into the stands.

Balotelli spread his hands and asked Xia Qi why he missed the shot that was close at hand.

Xia Qi had a wry smile on his face. Only Robin van Persie, the weirdo, could take advantage of non-stop shooting, right?
Other shooters, including Melo, have a lower scoring rate with volley shots than stop shots, and Xia Qi is no exception.

The volley just ten meters in front of the goal was shot straight away.

At the end of the injury time in the first half, the score on the field was still 1:3, with Barcelona trailing by two goals.

Xia Qi scored twice and Yosi scored Barcelona's only goal.

The two teams entered the locker room with completely different moods.

Live broadcast rooms in various countries are studying why the powerful Barcelona was beaten to pieces by weak opponents?
The Arsenal fans at the scene went together to buy food and use the bathroom. They were afraid that if they were left alone, they would be beaten with sacks by the extremely disappointed Barcelona fans.

Barcelona fans gathered together to discuss how to break the game. They counted the players on the bench with their fingers, hoping to find a hero...

However, it seems that he is the most prepared on the field!
How to do this? So panicked? (End of chapter)