Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

After the first half of the game, the technical statistics of the first half of the game were displayed on the large LED screen.

Although Barcelona is trailing 1:3 in terms of score, in terms of technical statistics, Barcelona actually has a slight advantage.

Ball possession rate: Barcelona 57%, slightly better than Arsenal,

Number of shots: Barcelona 10: 8 Arsenal, Barcelona still has the advantage. Even though Arsenal scored three goals, Barcelona still had slightly more shots in total.

It's just that Barcelona's shot conversion rate is low, and they only scored one goal after 10 shots.

Effective interception rate, passing accuracy... and other technical indicators: Barcelona also has the advantage.

In fact, from the beginning of the Dream to the MSN era, Barcelona was usually the dominant side on the field, whether winning or losing. Only in the post-Messi era would they lose the initiative on the field.

When these data were placed in front of the "data kings" one by one during the intermission, the "Mei Chui" people from all over the world were resurrected with full health and felt that they were doing well again.
After Yossi won the Golden Globe Award for the fourth time, he gained a large number of fans all over the world, and they regarded Yossi as a "god" on the court!
In the first half, after Barcelona was handed three goals in a row by Arsenal led by Xia Qi, these brainless "Mei Biao" people stopped playing.

However, after the first half of the game data came out, these people had the motivation to "worship God" again, and they expressed their voices for Yosi on major social platforms. They believed that the only way for Barcelona, ​​which was lagging behind, to break the game was to use star tactics.

And Yossi is undoubtedly Barcelona's number one star and the sharpest spear in the team.

These fans firmly believe that Yosi, who has more ball rights, will smash Arsenal's defense inch by inch and defeat Xia Qi.

In fact, they got half of it right,
Enrique did make adjustments to the team's tactics in the second half.

He did put more burdens on Yoshi. His idea was simply to "fuck Yoshi to death", but he didn't know how to cooperate with Yoshi.

Just like later when he went to Paris, he knew that Mbappe and Dembele were "fucked" but didn't know how to cooperate, causing Paris to bully the weak and fear the strong...

This is something!

After the halftime break, the two sides changed sides and fought again in the second half.

When Yossi succeeded Iniesta as the team's frontcourt commander, Barcelona became different.

Their number of reverse kicks in the frontcourt has dropped significantly, while their sharp breakthroughs have begun to increase, especially the penetration of short passes in small spaces.

Yossi has become the brightest kid at Camp Nou!

The Camp Nou stadium cheered one after another. After the start of the second half, the voices of Barcelona fans never stopped. Many people's voices were hoarse and they were still shouting hard.

When Yosi suddenly cut in from the wing and dodged two defenders...

Then those plum fans will praise him with all their words on various platforms: [Yosi's extraordinary performance is simply an art. The defenders know what he wants to do, but they just can't guard against it. 】

【yes! yes! Xia Qi’s greatness is that he imitates Big Brother Yo West, but no matter how good his imitation is, he still lacks soul...]

Yosi passed the defender and raised his leg to shoot.

[Shoot, oh, it was just a little bit close. Boss Yosi’s shot was perfect. The Arsenal defender was not very polite and had little tricks on his hands...]

There was even one time when Yosi fired an anti-aircraft gun without any defense, and the fans said that the turf of Camp Nou was too slippery...

Anyway, Yosi is perfect and invincible. The delay in breaking through the door is because he is accumulating strength. It is the break of dawn...

What makes Xia Qi's supporters aggrieved is that many of these brainless plum blowers are Chinese. They laughed and ridiculed Xia Qi's Dong Shi Xiaoqiang in the barrage in the Penguin live broadcast room.
Looking forward to their "god" showing off his "cat" power in the second half and leading Barcelona to a comeback.

Yosi didn't keep his supporters waiting long.

In the 55th minute of the game, Yossi received a pass from Iniesta at the front of the Arsenal penalty area.

Facing Cazorla's step forward to steal, he easily passed Cazorla with a simple "Messi's shoulder sinking".

Amid the cheers of the audience, Yossi faced Mertesacker, who was waiting for him. During the high-speed rush, he suddenly stopped and slowed down, and then changed direction laterally.

Mertesacker's defense was good. He didn't let Yossi shake him away in the first blow, and he also changed direction and followed him at the same time.

This gave Cazorla a chance to chase back. In addition, Gustavo on the other side also rushed over to help.

The three people formed a triangle, surrounding Yosi in the middle of the triangle.

Facing Mr. Golden Ball four times, it is not a shame for the three of them to challenge Yosi alone.

In the eyes of many people, this is already a heavy siege and an iron-clad defense.

There seems to be no other option but to surrender.

However, I saw Yosi moving around in the circle surrounded by these three people...

Facing Gustavo who came up first, Yosi made a move to pass the ball.
Gustavo was confused by the action in front of him. He just paused and said,
Yosi took advantage of his hesitation and dunked the ball, passing through his stiff body like a ghost, and broke through to the penalty area line.

This pass not only allowed him to pass Gustavo, but also used Gustavo to block Cazorla.

Yossi is on Gustavo's left hand side and Cazorla is on Gustavo's right hand side. There is Gustavo between them.

This is a very clever roundabout breakthrough or maneuver, not a stupid move directly into the pocket.

Mertesacker, who was at the mouth of the pocket, did not wait for Yossi to come towards him, but he could not let Yossi stay near the penalty area line.

In desperation, he could only rush towards Yoxi.
With this pounce, the three-man double-team formation collapsed.

Yossi dribbled into the Arsenal penalty area before Mertesacker could pounce.

Arsenal's defense was penetrated in this way, and Yosi's small space maneuver was very beautiful.

There was a lot of praise in person and online.

Yossi, who broke into the penalty area, glanced at the Arsenal goal and found that Arsenal's other central defender Umtiti and goalkeeper Martinez were at each other's corners, giving him no shooting angle.

Yosi could only move the ball towards the far corner, preparing to create a gap.

But as soon as he took the football out, a yellow figure suddenly got stuck between him and the football.
Yosi saw the number he least expected to see - 9.

Arsenal's No. 9 player Xia Qi rushed back from the frontcourt. At the team's most dangerous moment, a "car drift" got stuck in front of Yossi and opened his arms to block Yossi behind him.

"Pretty!"

“Nice card slot!”

The Penguin live broadcast room was boiling.

Just now those brainless plum blowers had blown Yo West so hard, now Xia fans are so excited.

God is useless!

Tonight's slaying game!

"This is football, how can you not love it? Just when Yosi was about to make a breakthrough, Xia Qi came back in time, with an impeccable diagonal position, facing the goal with his back to Yosi, and resolved the problem this crisis.”

On the court, Xia Qi blocked the ball precisely at the moment when Yo Xi moved the ball, and Yo Xi bumped into Xia Qi's back.
The football was forced to separate from Yosi and fell into the hands of goalkeeper Martinez.

Arsenal's goal crisis has been resolved!
"boom!"

The Camp Nou was angry and had a sonic boom!

The crazy boos from more than 80,000 Barcelona fans in the audience erupted like a volcano, sweeping towards Xia Qi.

Xia Qi seemed "scared" and turned around to run away. At the same time, Martinez quickly sent the football to Luke Shaw.
"Arsenal's quick counterattack!"

"Martinez fired the ball quickly, and Xia Qi sprinted in the middle..."

Just when Barcelona fans were angry that Xia Qi's "death stick" ruined Yosi's goal that could be a god,
Xia Qi has turned around and ran forward! ! !

He is not afraid but wants to fight back!
On the wing, Luke Xiao understood instantly! ! !
The two of them seemed to have a clear understanding of each other!
Luke Shaw passed the ball directly without any hesitation. Although he was also eager to overcome obstacles and break forward for Arsenal, he could not waste time.

So, diagonal pass! Pass to Balotelli!

The football stuck to the turf and quickly moved in front of Balotelli, giving Balotelli his favorite advance.

In the middle, Arsenal has another player who is further forward than Xia Qi. He is in front of the Barcelona defender.

That man is Balotelli!

Offense is the best defense. Top teams usually leave a "nail" in the frontcourt when they defend. This nail is usually the team's center.

The same goes for Arsenal.

Balotelli ran out like a cheetah at the moment Luke Shaw passed the ball.

Get the football before Pique and Mascherano,
Facing double defense,

Balotelli dunked the ball, as if he was going to move it to the left, and then pulled it horizontally. Looking at his posture, he seemed to be trying to force a breakthrough with a one-on-two approach.

In fact, those were all fake moves. He was counting silently in his mind the moment he got the ball.

Three seconds!

In three seconds, Xia Qi will be here!

This is the tacit understanding between him and Xia Qi! ! !
It is a kind of trust in Xia Qi’s ability! ! !
Although Xia Qi is not the all-powerful cold-faced gentleman tonight, when Barcelona fans roared: Yellow-skinned monkey, Balotelli knew that tonight would be a bloody night.

Three seconds, it's here in a blink of an eye.

Balotelli took an angle and pushed the football behind Mascherano.

"Arsenal two against two!!"

"Xia Qi rushed past Pique!"

On the court, Xia Qi rushed past Pique and went straight behind Mascherano.

When Mascherano saw Xia Qi for the first time, Xia Qi was still in front of him.

When he turned around, he could only see the back of Xia Qi's neck!

Farke...

Mascherano suddenly understood why Xia Qi was the first to come back among so many people. It turned out that Ma Er and Yoshi were both fools.
A thousand-mile horse in La Liga is just a rogue horse in front of Xia Qi.
Maybe they were faster than Xia Qi, but they were definitely not as diligent as Xia Qi, because Mascherano saw from the corner of his eye that Yossi and Neymar had given up chasing.

Mascherano had no time to express his anger at being cheated by his teammates. He could only grit his teeth and chase Xia Qi hard.

"Not offside!"

"Xia Qi went it alone!!!"

Zhan Jun's blood was boiling in the Penguin live broadcast room. He thought Balotelli would be the operator, but he didn't expect it was Xia Qi who came back from the backcourt.

All Xia fans were very excited and wished they could come to the scene in person.

[I swear, I will definitely go to watch the next game. 】

【Rush! ! ! 】

[I'm already at the scene. Do you know how fast Xia Qi is? I could only see a series of afterimages under my sight. Neymar and Yossi gave up after a few steps of pursuit. Think about how quickly they made Maer and Yossi despair. 】

on the field,
Xia Qi's feet seemed to have a pair of hot wheels, but he was still not satisfied and kept asking
accelerate,
Speed ​​up again,
Speed ​​up again...

Mascherano, like his fellow Argentinians, gave up. Looking at the back of Xia Qi who was chasing him further and further away, he finally understood Yossi and no longer complained in his heart.

Giving up may be the best way.

Save your energy to fight again next round!
In front of Barcelona's goal, Ter Stegen calculated Xia Qi's step frequency and distance.

He wanted to abandon the goal and attack when Xia Qi happened to dribble the ball into the penalty area.

Too early, and Xia Qi will take a lob, too late, and Xia Qi will be equivalent to a penalty kick, and that won't work.

Looking at it, Ter Stegen couldn't help but praise Xia Qi. Xia Qi's distance on the ball, the power of touching the ball, the touch point of each foot and the hitting point of each hit are all textbook level.

Ter Stegen believes that La Masia will include Xia Qi’s dribbling in their teaching, just like they included Kaká’s stride in their teaching materials.

I really didn’t expect that the quality of Manchester City’s youth training would be so high in recent years? Germany is in danger.

Although his mind was spinning a thousand times, it didn't stop Ter Stegen from rushing towards Xia Qi with great momentum.

Xia Qi still chose to pass the goalkeeper as he did in the first half.

When Ter Stegen's center of gravity sank, Xia Qi's center of gravity sank to the left at the same time. In the process of breaking through with the ball at high speed, a change of direction occurred.

At this time, he lifted his center of gravity upwards while leaning towards the left, and at the same time exerting force on his legs, the person flew past Ter Stegen's fingertips like an arrow from a string.

Ter Stegen let out a lion's roar in despair! ! !

Got fucking eaten alive again! ! ! !

Xia Qi's acceleration allowed him to leave Ter Stegen's defensive range. At this time, the goal was open for him to "enter and exit".

Xia Qi chooses the safest push shot!
Another empty goal! ! !

"Xia Qi!!!!!"

“The door is empty!!!”

"Push!"

"The ball went in!!!"

"Hat trick!!! Xia Qi played like crazy. He defended Yosi's sure goal from the backcourt, and then ran over 2 or meters to score a goal. It was a true BB."

"1:4! Barcelona not only failed to catch up with the score after the halftime break, but allowed Arsenal to expand the score. If they don't make changes and let Arsenal continue to play like this, maybe the next round of the game will not be played. …”

"How many times has the Camp Nou been silenced? Barcelona fans must understand that some people cannot be messed with. Although the pleasure of words makes you happy for a while, when the boomerang comes back, how happy it was then, how painful it is now. ”

online,
[Teacher Zhang Lu said it well. Those who kneel down and lick Yoxi come out to hang out. He said that Xia Qi’s excellence is those who imitate Yoxi and come out to hang out. 】

[How did Xia Qi’s positioning, Xia Qi’s dribbling, and Xia Qi’s competitive spirit become so different? ? ? Why did Dong Shi get a hat trick, but Xi Shi only scored one? Why is the Dongshi team leading? 】

[Yo Xi’s dribbling is an art, what about Xia Qi’s long-distance dribbling? Yosi's shooting is an art, but what about Xia Qibo who passed the goalkeeper and pushed the goal empty? If these are difficult to answer, then compare Xia Qi's Qianli defensive position and Yoshi's abandonment of pursuit. Let alone not being able to catch up, I believe that when Xia Qi returned to defense, he didn't know that he could get stuck. 】

[I admit that Yossi is very powerful. The four golden balls have already shown this, but there is no need to belittle oneself. The country has its own talents, and the number of famous people depends on the present. 】(End of this chapter)