Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Walcott's attempt to break through on the right wing was blocked by Yaya Toure like an indestructible wall, and Walcott had no choice but to pass the ball.

After receiving Walcott's precise "inverted triangle" pass, Cazorla made an unhesitating diagonal pass, cleverly sending the ball to the empty space in the penalty area.

Giroud rushed in as quickly as a cheetah and then raised his foot to shoot.

The ball went just slightly out of the goal.
This thrilling scene made the Manchester City players break out in cold sweats.

"Giroud shoots!"

"Wow! Just a hair's breadth away!"

“This ball was so dangerous!”

On the sidelines, Wenger kept clapping his hands, using this method to encourage his players to continue fighting hard.

Joe Hart kicked the ball out of the goal, and after two passes, the ball landed at Xia Qi's feet.

As soon as the ball fell to Xia Qi's feet, Perez rushed to him like lightning.

Perez's sprint was extremely fast, but Xia Qi's reaction was even faster.

There was no fake move, just pure acceleration, acceleration and acceleration... If the picture at this moment was accompanied by sound, it would probably change from the sound of a motorcycle engine to the roar of a racing car, and finally to the sonic boom of a fighter jet.

Xia Qi passed by Perez like a whirlwind. When the two passed by each other,
Perez finally stretched out his foot to steal the ball, but it was obvious that he could not get anything at this time!!!
"So fast!"

"One passed!"

"Xia Qi did not choose to cooperate with his teammates, but instead accelerated forward to break through. Did he want to dribble past the opponent?"

Seeing Xia Qi breaking forward at high speed, Zhan Jun felt his adrenaline surge instantly and he shouted loudly without caring about his image.

"First!"

"Let's count, how many people can Xia Qi 'eat alive' with this breakthrough?"

As soon as he passed Perez, Sanchez quickly came over to defend.

Sanchez will grow into Arsenal's super thigh in the next two years. At this time, he appeared in front of Xia Qi's left.

Xia Qi was seen moving his right foot towards the football, as if to push the ball to the right.

Sanchez didn't suspect anything and rushed forward.

Xia Qi's move was naturally a fake. Seeing Sanchez being fooled so easily, Xia Qi immediately used his right foot to dribble the ball to his left foot.

Sanchez immediately turned around and tried to intercept the ball.

However, his body could not keep up with his brain's reaction. He lost his balance in an instant and fell to the ground in a mess.

"Sanchez fell!"

"the second!"

"Xia Qi's fake move may seem simple, but it actually contains a hidden trick, just like when Messi knocked Boateng down..."

After passing Sanchez, Xia Qi slightly adjusted his direction and continued to rush towards Arsenal's goal.

Now, all the fans in the Emirates Stadium became nervous.

The Buu-like figure before him is no longer the "Ice Cream Prince" of the past, but the "Prince Etihad" of today.

It is only joyful when suffering is inflicted on others, but if suffering befalls oneself... God! No!
Screams were heard from the surrounding stands. If you were not in the stadium, you would have thought you were at the end of the world.

Arsenal fans really have a sense of doomsday!
On the field, Cazorla and Arteta shouted loudly, directing their teammates to defend.

Of course we can't just swarm around Xia Qi. This is a football game, not a brawl between gangsters.

The third person who appeared in front of Xia Qi was Cazorla, who was called "Mama Cazorla".

Since the departure of Xia Qi and De Bruyne, he has become the core of Arsenal's organization.

He has a close relationship with Xia Qi and knows Xia Qi very well.

Precisely because of this deep understanding, he was unwilling to double-team Xia Qi at this time and place, because that would give the other two members of SLX an opportunity to take advantage.

Between disrupting Xia Qi's "one-stop dribble" and disrupting Manchester City's attack, Cazorla obviously wanted to do the latter.

Therefore, he resolutely decided to defend Xia Qi alone, however, reality was always so cruel...

Xia Qi accelerated diagonally, like a flash of lightning, and flashed past him in an instant.

All he could do was watch Xia Qi's back gradually disappear into the distance.

"Fuck, this kid's changing direction is much faster than before!!"

Cazorla turned around and chased back, while loudly reminding his teammates to be careful. Xia Qi is no longer the same as before, and he has made significant progress...

"The third!"

"It's unstoppable, it's unstoppable!"

The live streaming platform became popular instantly, but the Emirates Stadium seemed to have fallen into a cold ice cellar...

The “raw food maniac” has arrived, who can save the Gunners?

After passing Cazorla, Arteta and Coquelin joined hands to defend Xia Qi.

The cooperation between Coquelin and Arteta is far less rigorous and tacit than that between Cazorla and Arteta.

When AI saw the two men closing in, Xia Qi dodged to the left. However, when Coquelin and Arteta completed the encirclement, the two men's stride length and frequency were uneven, leaving a half-foot wide gap between them.

In the eyes of AI, this has become a road to success.

Xia Qi suddenly stopped!

With the left foot, the football is gently pushed to the right, and it rolls to the inside of the right foot and then bounces back.

This set of moves has a special term in the field of football: fried meatballs.

At the moment when this set of actions was completed, Xia Qi happened to pass between Coquelin and Arteta.

“Beautiful fried meatballs!”

"Double kill!"

"One fish, two meals!"

"Fourth and fifth!"

The enthusiasm of Manchester City fans has been ignited to the peak. They have been eager to see Xia Qi's "one-stop" breakthrough to the end, but they did not expect that this scene would be staged brilliantly at the Emirates Stadium.

If I had known this earlier, I should have joined the team.

On the contrary, Arsenal fans feel very disappointed at this moment.

In the past, they felt excited and satisfied when they saw Xia Qi "eating" his opponents like Majin Buu, but when Xia Qi "eated" the team they supported, the complicated feeling was simply indescribable...

With the help of a "fried meatball", Xia Qi made a diagonal run to the front of the penalty area, and Arsenal's goal was already exposed to Xia Qi's "firepower" range.

The screams of the Arsenal fans in the stands became increasingly shrill, and some even booed Xia Qi deafeningly...

You know, from the moment Xia Qi got off the plane until all the time before that, he had always been "held in the palm of his hand" by Arsenal fans, and now...

"Haha! Xia Qi's unstoppable breakthrough finally made Arsenal fans unable to sit still and started booing Xia Qi..."

"Loving someone also has its boundaries." "I wonder if they hate Kroenke for selling Xia Qi..."

On the court, when Xia Qi just reached the top corner of the penalty area,

Debuchy, who was well prepared, came forward with a ferocious flying tackle... He thought to himself that even if he couldn't tackle the ball, he had to keep Xia Qi, even if it meant committing a foul.

Although Wenger had instructed the players in the pre-match tactical arrangements to try not to commit fouls in front of the penalty area, after all, Xia Qi's free kick skills are quite impressive!
However, at this critical moment, what Debuchy was thinking about was no longer whether he would lose the ball, but that he must not let Xia Qi "eat to the end" like this!
Seeing Debuchy's robber-like tackle like "This road is built by me, this tree is planted by me, if you want to pass by here, leave money for passage!"

Arsenal fans couldn't help but exclaim in surprise and naturally booed in dissatisfaction.

But as soon as they started booing, they suddenly realized that they were in the same group with Debussy.

Xia Qi tonight is a "bad guy"!
In an instant, the boos turned into awkward coughs...

Amidst the coughing,
Xia Qi suddenly braked during the sprint, then stepped on the football, turned 180 degrees, and pulled the ball back.

As a result, Debuchy's flying tackle instantly missed.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Qi made another 180-degree turn and faced Arsenal's goal again. At this time, Debuchy, who had made a clearance, had fallen behind him.

"Ah! The sixth one! Xia Qi used a Marseille turn to get past the sixth one!"

"No! This is a 360-degree turn. The Marseille turn is 180 degrees, and the Bengbu turn is 720 degrees. This is a completely new turn."

As soon as Zhan Jun finished speaking, Zhang Lu added, "Let's call it the Tmall spin. When Xia Qi was doing a 360-degree spin just now, there happened to be a Tmall advertisement on the side of the court..."

After completing the "Tmall Turn", Xia Qi's next step is to step into Arsenal's penalty area.

Mertesacker doesn't want Xia Qi to enter the penalty area so easily, because once he enters the penalty area, many defensive actions cannot be easily performed.

He took a step forward to block in front of Xia Qi, but did not rush forward to force him.

Instead, he lowered his body's center of gravity and maintained a perfect distance from Xia Qi.

He knew in his heart that as long as Xia Qi didn't pass him in one go, his teammates would be able to catch up while he was holding Xia Qi back.

At that time, we can use the "human wave tactics" to "eliminate" this big devil.

After he maintained this seemingly close yet far distance,

As expected! Xia Qi had to slow down! Mertesacker was overjoyed!

Well begun is half done!
However, what greeted him the next second was the "cruel reality"!
Then, he saw Xia Qi slowing down and gently pushing the ball to the right with the outside of his right foot, seemingly trying to break through from the right.

Mertesacker knew that it was not so easy for Xia Qi to pass the ball, but he had to intercept it.

As Xia Qi's former teammate, Mertesacker understands that top players like Xia Qi all have superb skills in "passing the fake off as the real".

If he didn't intercept, the other player might actually pass him.

Mertesacker quickly followed suit, staring at Xia Qi's shoulder with wide eyes.

As soon as Xia Qi lowered his shoulders and changed direction, he immediately stretched out his legs to intercept the football that was coming over as he was about to change direction, because that moment was the perfect opportunity to steal the ball.

Unexpectedly, the normal process of lowering shoulders, dribbling the ball and changing direction was completely changed by Xia Qi's exquisite "ox tail" technique, which completely changed the order of the whole process.

On the court, Xia Qi's body center of gravity tilted to the right, and at the same time, the outside of his right foot gently swept along the bottom of the football from inside to outside.

Mertesacker moved immediately, still leaving some energy to deal with the change of direction.

However, his aim was always locked on Xia Qi's shoulder.

When the football rolled to the right, Xia Qi's body did not move, but just leaned to the right. At the same time, the inner instep of his right foot quickly touched the ball, the football bounced back, and the body leaning to the right also retracted at this time.

Almost at the same moment when Xia Qi retracted his shoulders, Mertesacker also quickly changed direction and stretched his legs forward.

But before that, the ball had already been passed by Xia Qi, so Mertesacker's interception was naturally in vain.

Xia Qi, who changed direction, seemed to have anticipated this and jumped up, avoiding Mertesacker's thigh, which meant that both the ball and the person were blocked.

At this moment,

The Arsenal fans in the stands of the Emirates Stadium were in complete panic, shouting one after another, and all kinds of voices intertwined...

The most common voices were "No!" and "Help!".
Many people shouted "Spare his life!" and some even shouted "Protect the emperor!"

No one shouted "traitor". This treatment was better than Van Persie's, which made Xia Qi feel warm inside. He wanted to show his best side to the fans who loved him deeply with all his heart...

I just wonder if Arsenal fans would burst into tears if they knew his thoughts: We treat you as a brother, but you want to be our father! ——Xia Ai Rushan!
"Wow! What a beautiful cow tail!"

"Xia Qi's bull tail is super long, super beautiful and very deceptive... Mertesacker made a misjudgment..."

"the seventh!"

"Xia Qi passed the seventh man and charged into the penalty area!"

In the penalty area, Koscielny didn't dare to make a tackle. He tried to get close to Xia Qi and prevent him from shooting.

But as soon as he got close, Xia Qi instantly passed the football between his legs.

Koscielny was stunned at the time and thought to himself: How dare Xia Qi do this?

You know, the crotch pass is usually used when there is an open area in front of the breakthrough player, but Koscielny has the goalkeeper behind him!

Isn't this giving the ball to the goalkeeper?

In front of the goal, Szczesny seized the opportunity and attacked quickly.

However, since the AI ​​dared to pass through the opponent's crotch, it must have calculated that Xia Qi would be one step faster.

Xia Qi, who caught up with the football one step earlier, swung his right foot, as if he was going to shoot forward!

Szczesny, who had been pierced twice by Xia Qi, fell to the ground without a second thought. He didn't think Xia Qi would cheat in a one-on-one duel with him!
But in fact, the powerful Xia Qi also needs to learn the "art of war".

Xia Qi's right foot stretched forward and landed in front of the football. He pulled the football back a short distance, and after creating a short distance from Szczesny, he gently knocked it to the left.

Immediately afterwards, Xia Qi changed direction to the left, and the football and the person passed by the fallen Szczesny.

At this moment, there was nothing in front of Xia Qi, and the only thing that could stop him from shooting was the boos filled with complicated emotions from Arsenal fans.

The boos above the Emirates Stadium came like a tsunami.

However, Xia Qi became more and more determined to present a perfect and best self to them.

muah!
Love you!

Summer love is like a mountain.

"Xia Qi pushed the ball into the empty net! The ball went in!"

"Xia Qi dribbled past nine players, including a goalkeeper, and scored the third goal!"

"Dear audience, Xia Qi has broken the record again. He broke the record for the fastest hat-trick in the Premier League, which was previously held by Robbie Fowler in 4 minutes and 33 seconds. Tonight, Xia Qi completed the hat-trick in just 2 minutes and 56 seconds, which improved the record by more than a minute and a half...

The moment Xia Qi pushed the ball into the empty goal, the Emirates Stadium suddenly fell silent.

When the LED screen on site showed that Xia Qi broke the record held by Robbie Fowler ten years ago (94), the audience burst into warm applause and cheers.

Robbie Fowler's 4 minutes and 33 seconds hat trick was once regarded as one of the most difficult records to break this century.

Tonight, the God of Killer - Xia Qi broke it, but we became the background wall of the record... Thinking of themselves becoming the background wall of the record, Arsenal fans began to boo Xia Qi crazily again...

Their feelings towards Xia Qi are similar to their feelings towards a scumbag, they really love and hate him...!!! (End of this chapter)