Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

"The ball is in!"

"Xia Qi breaks the fastest hat trick in the Premier League! 2 minutes and 56 seconds!"

Zhang Lu also yelled excitedly in the commentary booth. Because he was too excited, his body leaned forward so much that he almost lost his balance and fell on the commentary booth.

This kind of gaffe is an extremely rare live broadcast accident in his long commentary career.

Zhang Lu paused for a moment, then continued: "The best goal of the Premier League this season has been announced. Xia Qi's goal is definitely the best goal of the season."

"Starting from his own center circle, Xia Qi dribbled past nine players until he dribbled past the goalkeeper and then pushed the ball into the empty net. This was an extremely wonderful goal, and it is even eligible to compete for the best goal of the century."

Although Manchester City is not far from London, most Manchester City fans did not travel with the team.

At this time, Manchester City fans who were watching the live game on TV and computers could only vent their excited emotions on Weibo, forums, QQ, Twitter...

The comments from Manchester City fans quickly became a hot topic on various platforms:
[Xia, so handsome, so fast! ]

[Oh my god! In 2 minutes and 56 seconds, I haven’t even finished peeing yet, but Xia Qi has already scored three goals.]

[Super one-stop, what a ruthless man! He ate nine people alive in one breath, what a beast! He didn't even let the goalkeeper go. ]

[This ball is enough for me to brag about for the rest of my life. ]

[I’m crying. I’m in China. It’s past three in the morning here. Just for this goal, staying up late tonight is all worth it…]

[I am an Arsenal fan and also a fan of Xia Qi. Although I am extremely reluctant to be a background wall for Xia Qi, I still want to say: Xia, well done! ]

[Oh my god! How can it be so brutal! It scares me. What should I do in the Manchester derby next week? ]

On the field, Manchester City players still did not celebrate.

After scoring the goal, Xia Qi reached out to pull Szczesny up, put his hands together and made an apologetic gesture.

Szczesny ruffled Xia Qi's hair and shouted at him: "I don't want you to say sorry later, I want me to say sorry to you."

Xia Qi shrugged: "Have you been going to bed so early recently? What you saw in your dream is not real..."

Arsenal fans looked at Xia Qi with complicated expressions, and then looked at the shocking scoreboard of 0:3...

A surge of anger and reluctance suddenly rushed to their heads, and they shouted at the Arsenal players on the field: "Score a goal!" "Score a goal." "They have three of them, is it so difficult for you to score one?"

On the sidelines of the court, Wenger had a bitter smile on his face, and he couldn't help feeling a little regretful at this moment.

If I had been tougher when the big boss Kroenke wanted to sell Xia Qi,
Am I the one holding my head in disbelief at this moment, and is the one with a bitter smile and helplessness on his face the bald guy squatting on the ground opposite me?
Wenger knows that the summer chess at Arsenal is only the summer chess version 1.0, and he also understands that the summer chess at Manchester City is only the summer chess version 2.0. In the future, the summer chess at Real Madrid will be the strongest version 3.0.

However, what is the use of knowing this?

In the end, he still couldn't defeat the boss who loved money like his life, and couldn't defeat the evil capital! ! ! !
After being surprised, Guardiola finally felt relieved!

Although Arsenal is only a team competing for the top four this season, Wenger is a well-known coach and Guardiola was really worried about encountering a tough opponent before the game.

But now...hehe!
Guardiola resisted the urge to turn his head to look at Wenger's expression.

At this time, it is better not to "kill people and destroy their hearts".

Guardiola felt that if he were Wenger, he would definitely curse his boss's ancestors for generations.

He really doesn't understand why Wenger is stuck at Arsenal when he could go anywhere with his coaching ability.

On the court, the game continues.

The dream start with a three-goal lead made Manchester City's players somewhat complacent and their defense became a little loose.

Sanchez passed two players in a row on the wing. Near the baseline, Sanchez tried to cut inside, but failed and then made a cross.

In front of the goal, Giroud and Koscielny were fighting for the ball, but due to the interference with each other, neither of them was able to touch the ball.

Walcott poked the ball at the back post, but the ball went into Joe Hart's arms.

"Alas! Arsenal had very few chances in this game, and the forwards were not very good at seizing the chances... I'm afraid this game will be extremely difficult."

"Joe Hart kicked off, but Yaya Toure didn't hand the ball over, but chose to dribble past it himself."

Yaya Toure broke through from the backcourt and Manchester City launched a counterattack.

Cazorla stepped forward to intercept, but Yaya Toure changed direction twice and the ball passed easily from Cazorla's right hand side.

Coquelin rushed forward to intercept again, but was easily passed by Yaya Toure with a "man-ball pass".

"Has Arsenal's strength declined to this point? After Yaya Toure's continuous breakthroughs, Manchester City's offensive options suddenly increased, and the difficulty of defense increased exponentially..."

At this time, Lukaku and Xia Qi ran into the penalty area, one in the middle and one on the right. Sterling was lurking on the left side of the penalty area, and De Bruyne was drawing his bow and arrow at the front arc of the penalty area...

When Yaya Toure saw so many options in the frontcourt, he didn't know what to choose for a moment.

At the same time, Arsenal's defense seemed to underestimate the opponent and did not put too much pressure on him. Therefore, Yaya Toure continued to break through with the ball, but he failed to shake off Arteta's defense after several changes of direction.

Yaya Toure then started to think about passing the ball. He used a fake move to create an angle for the pass, then he tiptoed and the football drew a beautiful rainbow and fell towards Lukaku in the middle of the penalty area.

Lukaku was so excited that he almost gave a thumbs up and praised: "Loyalty!"

Between Xia Qi and Lukaku, Yaya Toure chose him, which moved Lukaku deeply.

Lukaku accelerated to get rid of the opponent and actually rushed past the opponent. Of course, it may also be intentional.

In short, he jumped high with his back to the goal, which was like another bicycle kick.

"Boom!", the posture is very handsome! The momentum is extremely powerful!
If you don't look at the direction the football is flying, anyone who sees it would think it must be a great goal.

However, the football did not hit the target at all, but was another high throw, falling to the right like a rainbow.

Xia Qi, who was standing in front of the right goal post, never thought that the football would fly towards him.

Even the AI ​​with superior computing power could not predict Lukaku's "happiness" in advance.

At this time, Xia Qi, who was rushing forward to prepare for a follow-up shot, also ran too far. He quickly braked, turned around, jumped up, and made a back-hook shot.

"Hook Relay!"

Szczesny was in trouble as the goal he was guarding was scored by Xia Qi for the fourth time.

He first defended Lukaku's shot, but Lukaku passed the ball. By the time he adjusted his center of gravity, it was too late...

"It was amazing! Lukaku and Xia Qi performed a hook relay. Facing this ball, Szczesny was powerless."

"Lu-Xia connection, so terrifying!!!"

"The game has lost its suspense. With Xia Qi's performance tonight, Arsenal has almost no chance of winning.

Don’t even think about the miracle of Istanbul or the defense of Stamford Bridge. No, there is no suspense in tonight’s game. Xia Qi has completely extinguished all possibilities.”

"The young dragon slayer at the Emirates Stadium has now grown into a dragon...I wonder if Arsenal will regret selling Xia Qi?"

Guardiola once again held his bald head in disbelief and squatted on the ground with his mouth wide open... This is his signature move.

On the court, Lukaku, who was as strong as a bear, didn't care whether Xia Qi's small body could bear it or not. He jumped directly onto Xia Qi's back and shouted in Xia Qi's ear: "Just tell me if my pass is the best assist in the Premier League?"

Xia Qi shook his shoulders and threw him off, looking at him with disdain, "The goal is over there, I'm over here, you can miss it so much, I'm impressed. Are you going to the Chinese Super League? I have a way..."

"What are you talking about? This is the assist of the century!"

"Do you dare to say that you didn't kick the ball off target?"

"Don't worry about it, just talk about whether the pass just now was beautiful or not!"

"Pretty!"

"..."

At this time, Yaya Toure, De Bruyne, and others also ran over...

"Master, that's great! I thought you were going to shoot directly, but you passed the ball to Xia Qi."

"You two are so brave that you dare to do the overhead hook relay. Look at the opponents, their faces are all black with anger... If someone blocks the door after the game, we will not help you."

Lukaku gave Xia Qi a warning look, cleared his throat and said, "At that time, I saw that Xia Qi was in a better position, and I suddenly had an idea..."

"Great! I didn't expect that a big and strong man like you could study the art of war. You're awesome, Mr. Lu!"

"Yes! No wonder Chinese fans call you Yuanwai, you really have the wisdom of a local rich man..."

Lukaku smiled innocently: "I am a center forward. A modern center forward can not only score goals, but also be a fulcrum..."

Xia Qi laughed in silence. If he hadn't known that even the AI ​​hadn't calculated Lukaku's pass, he would have been moved by his impassioned words...

Tonight, Arsenal was weak and had bad luck.

The football kicked by Lukaku actually flew behind him...

In the Emirates Stadium, there was dead silence at the moment when Xia Qi performed the overhead kick!
The fans stared at Xia Qi with complicated expressions. The boy in their eyes was once their hero.

Whenever they were falling behind, they would sing "Song of the Ice Cream Prince" loudly, and the boy in their eyes would lead them to greet the dawn of victory...

Tonight, it was this young man in front of them who scored four goals in five minutes, plunging them into endless despair.

If everything does not grow, and the boy does not grow up but remains the same boy, what a wonderful thing that would be! (End of this chapter)