Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 76 Nightclub training, a few things after the game (transitional article, you can jump to order)

After Martinez saved the penalty kick, after the Manchester City players retreated, he kicked the football to Vermaelen and jumped high on the goal line and did a backflip in the air.

It attracted cheers from the fans, but angered Wenger on the sidelines.

At this time, they are still competing. This behavior is extremely unprofessional.

Wenger was angry not because of his uniqueness but because he was worried that he would get hurt.

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The penalty kick was not scored and Manchester City's morale was low.

After the game restarted, Mancini arranged for the players to warm up. After one minute, the football went out of bounds.

The fourth official held up a substitution sign on the sidelines.

Nasri comes on to replace Zabaleta.

Mancini still didn't want to give up. The last midfielder increased possession and Manchester City changed to 352.

After switching to 352, Manchester City's offense did improve, but there was still no way to save the team's decline.

In the end, Arsenal defeated Manchester City 3:1 at home, while rival Manchester United narrowly defeated Liverpool 2:1 at home and was still closely behind Arsenal.

At the post-match press conference, Mancini was asked by reporters whether he had withdrawn from the title race after the Manchester City battle.

Mancini: "There are 16 rounds left in the league and we are ten points behind. It cannot be said that there is no chance, but it is indeed a bit slim. We need Arsenal and Manchester United to make three or four mistakes at the same time. This is too difficult."

Wenger was in a good mood. He jokingly said: "I am used to chasing Ferguson behind him. It was eight years ago that he chased me. Frankly speaking, I was a little confused when I was ahead..."

"It's not the time to celebrate yet, the point difference between us and Manchester United has not widened, and our opponents in the next round are Chelsea, the next round is Liverpool, and Manchester United's opponents are Tottenham and Southampton.

Who in the Premier League least wants to see us win the title? I think the first one is Tottenham and the second one is Chelsea, so the next round of games is a big test.

After the big exam, we also face the test of Liverpool. I can only say that the FA's league schedule is really good. "

[Mr. Professor, are you saying that Tottenham will deliberately let go in the next round? 】

"That's not the case, but they will definitely not work as hard as Chelsea to stop us. In comparison, Manchester United will have much less pressure..."

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After the game, Xia Qi invited his new and old teammates to have a drink. It's very common for players to go out in bars after games, but they just live a self-controlled life and control the number of times.

Wenger was strict in running the army, and captain Vermaelen said worriedly: "Xia, do you want to say hello to the boss and your agent first?"

"There's no need for an agent. Luke and I will leave before 12 o'clock, so don't worry about those paparazzi, you guys... I'll talk to Boss."

Xia Qi thought Wenger would be furious, but he didn't.

Top students will receive special care wherever they are, and this applies to all the world.

Wenger objected to players frequenting bars. For example, his former favorite Ashley Cole went out to bars every day. That was never allowed.

But occasionally, he can only turn a blind eye. Players are animals with excess hormones, and it is not good to be suppressed blindly.

"It'll be fine if you and Luke leave at 12 o'clock. If you go too far, call me and I'll find a lawyer to handle it. Don't be afraid and hide anything."

"Head, don't worry!"

"Xia, I suggest you find a girlfriend."

"Boss, we are just a gathering among friends, not..."

"That's the big problem."

Xia Qi, burst into tears.jpg, you don’t understand Lin Pingzhi’s happiness, there are still two months left.

The nightclub was booked by Joe Hart, who is the main goalkeeper of the England national team. He is more familiar with London nightclubs than Xia Qi, a fake "North London guy", and the players also like to go to old places where they know their roots.

This nightclub is so splendid that you can tell it is a high-end place at first sight.

Joe Hart introduces to everyone: There are no street girls here, the beauties here are just like them, they are all customers.

So if you get an appointment, you must keep it secret. Maybe that person is a congressman's favorite, or a female celebrity, or even the wife or lover of a political figure.

Don’t be too surprised or feel inferior if you wake up with a wad of money on your bedside.

There are many people in this world who are richer than players. If you are willing, part-time job is also a kind of happiness.

It was here that Xia Qi's senior, Ashley Cole, met British sweetheart Cheryl.

If Cole hadn't leaked it himself, reporters would have never known that the two met here.

It was impossible for a group of bloody men to sit in the booth and not stand out.

However, the girls glanced at them and looked away.

Like in Maradona's autobiography, when he sat down in a nightclub, the bloody plot of those girls rushing towards him like moths to a flame did not happen.

The players ordered drink service first, and chatted in pairs and threes under light music.

Xia Qi and Joe Hart were talking about the national team, Dzeko and Vermaelen were still arguing about the "car accident", De Bruyne and Martinez were talking about their journey of playing football...

At this time, the music style was still quite upright. When the brothers had almost finished drinking, there were not many people left in the booth.

These old drivers are scattered in every corner of the hall like stars.

Vermaelen was sitting on a high chair in front of the bar, playing a game of guessing the size of playing cards with a black-haired woman in red.

His old rival Dzeko is sitting among three blondes,

Balotelli had been pestering a black girl, but she didn't like to talk to him. He continued to pester and was stopped by security personnel.

What a shame!

Xia Qi stood up and stepped forward to pull him back. As soon as he reached Balotelli, he saw him take out a wad of money from his arms.

Xia Qi quickly covered his face and fled. I don't know this guy.

This is a high-end place. The girls who come here are either rich or noble, showing off their "money skills". Who are you looking down on?

Sure enough, the woman threw a black card to Balotelli with her backhand, and then looked at Balotelli coldly.

Balotelli was not embarrassed. He stepped forward and said something, but Xia Qi could not hear clearly. Then the two of them entered a dark room and walked together after coming out...

Xia Qi was stunned...

Mourinho, do you have any misunderstanding about what is above the neck?

Xia Qi returned to the booth. De Bruyne was the only one left here, and Luke Shaw, who was younger than him, was also missing.

Xia Qi was a little anxious, afraid of being photographed by the paparazzi. Xia Qi is 18 years old this year, and Luke Xiao is 17 years old, both of whom are still under the legal age.

"Don't worry, Luke left here with a woman. I left him my phone number, and Joe said the woman was safe, it's just..."

"Just what?"

"It's just okay to be a mother."

"Hey, what's the matter? Rooney even comes to grandma."

"Ha ha…"

De Bruyne is a good comrade! Before 12 o'clock, he and Xia Qi left together.

In the exclusive parking lot of the nightclub, Xia Qi saw Hermione Emma Watson. Emma Watson, who was in her early 20s, was the most beautiful age for women.

There was a female companion next to her. She was very pretty and charming, but Xia Qi didn't recognize her. That girl was Emma Roberts, an actress from a Hollywood family.

After Xia Qi glanced at the two of them, he did not strike up a conversation and prepared to drive De Bruyne back.

"Boom!"

Emma Watson was knocking on the window, and Xia Qi pressed the car window.

"Xia Qi?? Arsenal Xia Qi???"

"Yes, hello, shall I call you Hermione or Miss Watson?"

"Emma, ​​haha, both of us are called Emma."

"Hello, I'm Emma Roberts."

"Hello, I'm Xia Qi."

"It's like this. The friend who picked us up has something to do and can't come. If you want to take a taxi, you have to go outside..."

"It's our honor to be able to send you two this gift."

De Bruyne and Xia Qi sent the two beauties to Emma Watson’s home.

Xia Qi got out of the car and opened the door for the two beauties. At this time, a flash light came on at the corner of the street. Xia Qi knew that he was in trouble, but he had no choice but to pursue him and ask for the film, which would be even more troublesome.

Sure enough, girls will affect the speed of drawing the sword.

After seeing De Bruyne off, it was already two o'clock in the morning when he got home. Xia Qi still called Wenger to report that he was safe.

It's not news that players go to nightclubs, he and Luke Shaw are. …

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The next day, rest.

On the third day, Balotelli drove a bright red sports car to training.

"Why buy another car?"

"A gift from my friend."

"Do you still have friends in London?"

Balotelli leaned into Xia Qi's ear and whispered, "The woman gave it to me the night before yesterday."

Cowherd?

cough!

Xia Qi means awesome!

Xia Qi gave Balotelli a thumbs up, but Balotelli said something that almost made Xia Qi vomit blood.

"You are the one," Balotelli gave a thumbs up. "Now men all over the UK want to challenge you for a duel."

The photo of Xia Qi sending Emma Watson home was published in the "Sun" the next day. This newspaper is world-class in catching rumors.

Xia Qi became the rumored boyfriend of the British national wife.

Xia Qi was depressed to death. He spent the whole day explaining to his parents, agent, and Wenger yesterday, but he didn’t want to explain anymore today.

Subsequently, every reporting teammate gave him a thumbs up after seeing him.

Wilshere and Walcott also pressed Xia Qi against the wall and asked him to choose between "returning my wife" or "inviting to the nightclub again".

What made Xia Qi most angry was that De Bruyne was actually making noises next to him.

Except for the two Emmas in the world who knew the truth, he was the only witness that night, but he actually looked at Xia Qi with envy, asking Xia Qi to return his wife or treat her.

Movie king!

Xia Qi is desperate!

Inexplicably, after Cole, he became another football player who was envied and hated by men all over Britain and Europe.

However, Cole is true love,

I am called a coquettish person...

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In the training class,

Wenger took out the training group list and all the players became serious.

The arrival of five new teammates is both a good thing and a bad thing. Except for the goalkeeper and midfielder who have no competition pressure, it is impossible for others not to be nervous.

After Wenger looked around, he slowly said: The goalkeeper of the yellow team is Martinez, the left back is Luke Shaw, and the center back is Vermaelen.

When Vermaelen heard that he was in the main position, he was stunned for a moment, and joy crept up his eyebrows.

Wenger glanced at him and continued: Umtiti.

Mertesacker lost the selection? ?

The players started whispering, and the training ground was buzzing.

Wenger coughed twice, and the training ground immediately fell silent. Xia Qi looked at Mertesacker and saw that his face was calm, but his hands were clenched into fists.

Professional competition is actually very cruel.

Right back Aurier, midfielder: Arteta, Aaron Ramsey, De Bruyne.

Wilshere could not hide his disappointment when he heard his name was not mentioned in midfield.

Forwards: Balotelli, Giroud, Podolski.

When he heard that Xia Qi was not on the main team, Wilshere smiled and winked at Xia Qi.

It hinted that Xia Qi didn't need to worry too much, this main team was fake.

Xia Qi felt angry and funny, and I was worried.

"Now, I am the most popular player in the Premier League. Even the national wife Emma Watson knows me. I..."

Suddenly, Xia Qi felt that he had suffered a loss. He had become the love rival of boys all over Europe without even touching him. Who could he ask to reason?

After Wenger paused for a while, he asked the players to digest it first, and then continued to read the red team list...

The training content is required to include diagonal passes and through balls.

The tactic is to fly together on both wings and break through in the middle.

It seems that Wenger wants to restore his former glory. Old wine in new bottles.

But Arsenal failed to win the Champions League when the mercury was pouring from the ground. Could it be possible now? ?

Although the players had some doubts, they still trained very seriously.

Pat Rice was holding a notebook on the sidelines of the training ground and kept recording.

Among the newcomers, De Bruyne performed best, followed by Umtiti, and Balotelli was the worst. He seemed a little absent-minded.

Three days later, Wenger announced the FA Cup squad, which was almost dominated by the yellow team lineup.

Xia Qi is lucky to have a rest.

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Before the start of the 23rd round of the Premier League match against Chelsea, Arsenal ushered in the FA Cup match.

Premier League teams all start from the third round. The competition is a single elimination system, and the home and away games are determined by drawing lots.

However, if the two sides draw, it will not immediately enter overtime and penalty shootout, but the home and away games will be switched and then the game will be played again.

If the game is still a draw, it will enter overtime and penalty shootout.

Facing the opponent in the third round of the FA Cup - Swansea, Wenger sent out new personnel + substitute lineup.

The new people didn't understand Wenger's intentions.

Balotelli scored twice in the first half. Wenger saw that he was full of fire and replaced him.

When the gourd was pressed, the gourd floated up, Giroud scored, and the handsome uncle did not open for three years, opened for three years, and performed a hat trick.

In the end, Arsenal defeated their opponent 5:0. The culprit of all this was actually De Bruyne.

In this game, De Bruyne assisted and scored, and the ball was also indirectly related to him.

Wenger's response to the game was: It makes me happy and worries me.

After defeating Swansea, the Arsenal team went through the old and new adjustments and fully prepared for the Chelsea game.

The two teams have played against each other before, and the last time was at home with Aaron Ramsey winning the game 3:2.

This time it is an away game and it will be even more difficult.

Wenger rearranged the yellow team's lineup, and Xia Qi, Mertesacker, and Cazorla returned to the main lineup.

But Wilshere still didn't, which made Prince Wei always depressed during the two days of training. He looked at Wenger like a wife with a seven-year itch questioning her husband:

"So, love disappears?"

Captain Vermaelen was also disappointed, but he was much more generous than Wilshere. He called Umtiti aside during the break and told the newcomers what they should pay attention to when partnering with Mertesacker.

Vermaelen's love for Arsenal is true love.

Does Emma Watson have true love for Xia Qi?

She actually called Xia Qi and asked him for tickets to the Chelsea-Arsenal match.

Can't buy it? can not afford?

Of course not. How could it be possible for the leader of the younger generation of British female stars?

Xia Qi was confused!

Wilshere ran to Xia Qi and sat down next to him, trying to imitate Xia Qi's English accent: "Emma Watson and I are innocent."

The bad friends in the locker room shouted in unison: "We all believe it!"

"Believe me, you big-headed devil!"

Hey!

If I had known earlier, I should have gone out to answer the phone just now

(There is something going on at home, the first update is 6000 words. The second update will start tomorrow, 8000- words)

(End of this chapter)