Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 77 After the rain, the sky clears up, and I feel like I’m doing well again

Jack stuffed his daughter's anti-wolf spray into his trouser pocket and kissed his wife and daughter goodbye one by one.

He and his "comrades" will wear short-sleeved jerseys and long pants in London, where the temperature is only 7 degrees Celsius, and form a team for the "Southern Expedition."

About 20,000 "Jacks" will walk to Stamford Bridge.

In every London derby, Jack's family is doing a "life and death farewell". Xia Qi thinks why bother with this, but they just enjoy it.

Football culture has been integrated into their blood, and their happiness is difficult for outsiders to understand.

"Uh-huh……"

The phone vibrated,

A text message: "I dreamed last night that you scored a goal."

Xia Qi is sure that Emma Watson is interested in him, but he doesn't know whether he wants to get fired or if he is just as emotional as Cheryl.

In Europe, the traffic of football stars is no worse than that of popular entertainment stars. The most classic ones are Beckham and the Spice Girls. The couple complemented each other and became the king of traffic at that time.

Xia Qi was injured internally, he is now Xia Pingzhi, and Emma Watson came two months earlier.

Xia Qi edited the text message: "Dreams are the opposite..." Just as he was about to send it, he thought it was "straight", so he deleted it and re-edited it: "For your dream, I will definitely score a goal."

However, I feel that this is not possible. This is a bit provocative. Britain is more open-minded. If... it doesn't work, I can't let people know that I am Xia Pingzhi.

So it was deleted again.

As expected, women affect the speed of drawing a sword.

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Before the game started, the two Emmas were already sitting in the VIP box at Stamford Bridge Stadium.

"Your little tit boy, haven't you replied to your message yet?"

Emma Watson sighed back.

"What do you like about him? Is he a bit handsome? But there are so many people like him in Hollywood who are so unfavorable and useless..."

"Emma, ​​you don't like football. You don't understand. If you see him knocking people away, if you see him twisting his waist when he loses his balance in the air, if..."

"Stop, then I want to take a closer look today..."

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Arsenal's bus turned up at Stamford Bridge an hour before kick-off.

At this time, everything outside the stadium was blue.

Only a handful of Arsenal fans in red and white mixed in.

When Chelsea fans saw the Arsenal bus arriving, they all displayed slogans: "You will lose here", "Manchester United is the champion!", "No one can double play, the great Blues."

Manchester United is the champion, what the hell is this?

Xia Qi was very unhappy and missed Mourinho.

I drew a circle and cursed you: "Mourinho, please come back quickly. Your followers have betrayed your oath. They are getting along with the person you hate the most. Come back and clean up the door."

Xia Qi's curse came true four months later. From that day on, Xia Qi no longer dared to swear poison casually...

The end of science is metaphysics!

This is something.

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Wenger took Umtiti to a press conference, while Xia Qi and others warmed up.

Emma Watson saw Xia Qi warming up and standing on the balcony outside the VIP box. In an instant, Xia Qi felt a chill on his body.

Xia Qi found that his teammates looked at him like knives.

"Me and her..."

"We know that you two are innocent!"

Xia Qi sighed. How come no one believes the truth these days?

On the balcony, Emma Roberts saw Xia Qi ignoring them and curled her lips unhappily: "It's not that good, there's no gentlemanly demeanor at all."

"Dear, Xia Qi has a slight social anxiety just like Messi."

"Then why don't you date Messi? He is more famous."

"Messi's appearance goes up and down, and I'm not trying to hype him up, I'm serious."

"Are you crazy? Your career is booming."

"But, that feeling is coming, what can I do?"

"madman…"

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"...Friends from the audience, now I will introduce to you the lineups of both sides of the game. Chelsea's lineup is 451...

It's very interesting. Wenger has changed his formation, and Arsenal will also play a 451 lineup tonight. This is a sharp contrast... ” (For lineup, see the author’s comments)

"Ding Dong"

"Please host select 'training' or 'competition' mode."

"Contest"

"Please host choose the court position: A forward, B..."

"TO"

"Detect the host's current situation and match the host's [Ultimate Power] attributes."

"The charm of a man lies in his masculinity, and his masculinity lies in the display of strength..."

Xia Qi feels that Chelsea is in big trouble this time.

"Please host choose 'autonomous mode' or 'one-click hang-up mode'"

"Warm reminder: During the hang-up period, the host will automatically complete various indicator actions by the system."

"Hang up with one click!"

"Easily hang up, automatically complete with one click, free your feet, and bring a relaxed and happy stadium experience to the host! The game experience has officially begun."

Then Xia Qi's whole temperament became more CEO-like,

A silent power filled his whole body. Although his fists were not as big as a casserole, it felt like one could punch ten today.

"Hey! Why do you feel so handsome?"

"Isn't he handsome?"

"I just like how serious he is."

"Look at how nymphomaniac you are, sister tells you that a handsome man is of no use..."

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Line up, shake hands, pick sides...

Chelsea won the kick-off.

"Beep!"

"The game started. After the whistle, Torres passed the ball directly to Hazard behind him."

Wenger attaches great importance to this game. He bluntly told the players that tonight's lineup is a practice against Bayern, and players who perform well will start in the Champions League.

Can the players not work hard?

After the whistle blew, everyone quickly pounced on Chelsea like a pack of hungry wolves.

Balotelli was the most ferocious, and he was the first to pounce on Hazard who had the ball.

How could the king of ball-striking take a fool seriously? The moment Balotelli rushed up, he dunked the football and Marseille spun around, allowing Balotelli to miss the ball.

Before Balotelli could turn around, Hazard moved forward a little and easily passed Balotelli.

However, before Azar could feel proud, his vision suddenly turned dark and dark clouds covered his face.

"Boom!"

A muffled sound!

Flying upside down.

It turned out that at the moment when he passed, Xia Qi bumped into him.

Beep! Beep! !

Xia Qi, who had cut off the football, was about to sprint, but the referee stopped the game.

Chelsea players rushed towards Xia Qi and surrounded him.

"Are you crazy?" "What do you want to do?"

Arsenal players also crowded over and pushed Chelsea players away.

Xia Qi, who was in AI state, did not answer and just looked at his elder brother Terry coldly.

Seeing Terry's heart trembling, he couldn't help but lower his voice.

"Is this football?"

Emma Roberts said in surprise: "That boy doesn't look very strong, how can he knock away an opponent who is a lot bigger than him?"

"He's very manly! His waist is very powerful, and he can forcefully stay in the air when he loses his balance."

"I'm not your man, why are you so proud?"

Penguin Live Room:

"This is such a hot start. The London Derby is full of excitement all of a sudden. The smell of gunpowder can be smelled through the screen."

"However, from the slow-motion replay, Xia Qi did not commit a foul. This was a misjudgment. Xia Qi ran towards the football and touched the football first."

"Azar was hit hard. Logically speaking, it shouldn't be. His tonnage should be heavier than Xia Qi, right?"

Live barrage: [Director Zhang, please boldly remove the bar and say it again in a positive tone. 】

[This is the beginning of the game. My blood is boiling when I see it. Tonight’s game must be very drunk. 】

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on the field,

Azar stood up. He was fine. He was just out of breath. He gasped for air while looking at Xia Qi with lingering fear.

There were 10,000 confusions in my heart, and I couldn't believe that I would be knocked away.

Forget it, forget it, the Premier League is too scary, I'd better go somewhere else. With my "auspicious miracle doctor" attribute, it's still easy to find a place to retire.

The referee did not take out the cards, but only warned Xia Qi a few words.

Although Hazard is fine, the tone of the game has been set - it's dark, please close your eyes!

Ramirez took the kick. He glanced at Torres in the penalty area and did not directly lift the ball into the penalty area.

Instead, he handed the ball to Mata at his side and rushed forward himself.

After Mata catches the ball, he starts a violent attack.

Wilshere stepped forward to intercept. After Mata and Ramirez coordinated against the wall, they moved the football forward a little, and then hit the outer edge of the football with the outside instep.

In an instant, the football spun violently and flew towards Arsenal's penalty area.

"It was a beautiful shot, Mata had a great vision and he saw Torres."

In the Arsenal penalty area at this time,

Torres, who slowly advanced forward, seemed to have eyes on the back of his head and could see Mata passing the ball.

The moment Mata passed the ball, he immediately accelerated forward and broke through Umtiti's defense with lightning speed.

Torres,

Anti-offside success!

After breaking through the defense, Torres turned his head and glanced at the football. After making a slight adjustment, he jumped into the air.

In the air, the body is tilted back, and when the football comes flying, the tilted head is thrown hard towards the football.

"The lion shakes his head!"

"Nice header."

The football was as powerful as a rabbit, flying towards the goal quickly.

Di Matteo on the sidelines saw the football that Torres pushed out and rushed towards the goal in a weird arc.

Such a fast ball speed,

Such a tricky angle,

There is a high probability that this ball is there.

Di Matteo excitedly rushed from the coaching bench to the side of the court, ready to celebrate with the players later.

After losing continuously during this period, at this moment, the rain had passed and the sky cleared, and he suddenly felt that he was doing well again.

Wenger on the other side sighed in disappointment,

The game was not easy to play. We lost the ball too early tonight.

Next second,

The two people's expressions changed.

People's joys and sorrows are not the same...

All this stems from,

Martinez made a world-class save in front of the goal and saved the football.

"oops!"

"World-class save! This is definitely a world-class save!"

"The lion shook its head at such a close range, and the football was so fast that the goalkeeper didn't have any time to react."

"Martinez was able to save the football, which is definitely an instinctive reaction from years of training."

"I thought this 21-year-old young goalkeeper would be Arsenal's weakest link, but I didn't expect it to be a thick thigh."

on the field,

Martinez, who made a god-level save, got up and kept beating his chest, roaring like King Kong.

Members of the Arsenal defense rushed to him and ruffled his hair.

Umtiti held Martinez in his arms, rubbed his hair fiercely, and asked him viciously: Why are you so good? Why are you so powerful? You are so awesome, you know that?

This magical save boosted morale more than a goal.

"Chelsea did their homework tonight. There was no complicated passing and control. They quickly passed the ball towards the goal and looked for opportunities."

"Di Matteo's lineup is still the same as last time, but Mata no longer plays a winger, but an attacking midfielder. Mata's frontcourt organization is very simple.

Hazard and Ramirez broke through on both sides, expanding Arsenal's defense outwards, creating an opportunity for Torres in the center to break through alone, and then hit Torres. "

"The tactics are not complicated. As long as Torres's blast from the center is effective, it is extremely deadly."

Subsequently, Chelsea got the first corner kick after the opening.

Mata took a corner kick from the left, the football was pushed out of the penalty area by Umtiti, and Arsenal began to counterattack.

The football is passed quickly, and Arsenal players always release the ball with one kick. It seems that whoever stops the ball loses.

This wave of operations can vaguely see what the undefeated Arsenal looked like back then.

Like Pires back then, Xia Qi overturned a defensive line on the wing. When Ivanovic called his teammates to come forward to help,

Xia Qi suddenly made a diagonal kick, and the football was accurately sent to the no man's land on the right side of the goal.

Free time!

Why is there space on the right side of the goal? ?

The Chelsea players were startled and immediately rushed towards the football.

But Balotelli, who was well prepared, burst out of the crowd like a cheetah.

Cold air instantly gathered over the Stamford Bridge stadium, and Chelsea fans held their breath.

David Luiz got stuck between Balotelli and the goal in time when Balotelli sprinted.

However, mortals do not understand the world of God Ba.

Balotelli quickly dunked the football to his right foot and forced his way towards the small space between David Luiz and the goal post.

David Luiz didn't expect Balotelli to sneak into the small space. In panic, he could only stretch his feet and stumble to the side.

As soon as his foot was halfway out, David Luiz regretted it. He was afraid that he would get the red dot package.

But Balotelli did not rush in. Balotelli suddenly braked suddenly as he rushed forward!

Knock your heel,

The football rolls backwards.

Xia Qi, inserted later, turned out to be the killer move!

Seeing that Xia Qi was about to take a shot towards the football, Ivanovic immediately bumped into Xia Qi without thinking.

Xia Qi dunked the football and stabilized his center of gravity. At the same time, Ivanovic also bumped into him.

Then, Ivanovic was knocked away like a porcelain touch and fell into the penalty area.

"foul!"

Chelsea fans and Arsenal fans shouted in unison, but they were referring to different objects.

The referee on duty ignored it.

Xia Qi was only slightly affected, and his attack was slightly delayed, and he immediately rubbed his left foot towards the football.

However, that fighter plane is very important.

Cech moved an extra step on the goal line, and this step allowed him to just pull the football out of the baseline with his fingertips.

In the first six minutes, each side played a round, but both sides were almost scored.

The two teams are evenly matched, and tonight is destined to be a fierce battle!

(Update in the evening, it will be very late.)

　Arsenal: 451

　　Goalkeeper: Martinez

　　Defenders: Gibbs, Umtiti, Mertesacker, Jenkinson

　　Midfielder: Cazorla, Arteta, Xia Qi, Wilshere, Walcott

　　Forward: Balotelli

　　Chelsea 451

　　Goalkeeper: Petr Cech

　　Defenders: David Luiz, Ivanovic, Terry, Ashley Cole

　　Midfielder: Lampard, Mikel, Mata, Ramirez, Hazard

　　Forward: Torres

　　

　

(End of this chapter)