Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 79: If you are handsome, can you really do whatever you want?

Xia Qi was like a god of death descending to earth, killing the entire Chelsea penalty area with just one person.

The visual impact makes people's blood boil.

The two Emmas excitedly rushed out of the balcony to celebrate wildly. The low-cut outfits hidden under the bouncing clothes made the live camera stay here for at least 15 seconds.

At that moment, Xia Qi felt cold all over his body. Many fans looked at him with dagger-like eyes. Wait, why did the female fans look like they were eating people?

on the balcony,

Roberts said to Watson: "It's really manly. It's different from those vases in Hollywood. But why didn't he pay attention to you?"

Emma Watson rolled her eyes at him angrily, saying that she really didn't want to pick up the pot.

"Sisters, how about you let me try?"

"roll!"

Watson threw a pillow at Roberts and laughed and cursed.

Roberts rushed to Watson and scratched her itchy flesh: "Let me try, you can't get a date anyway."

Watson half-seriously and half-jokingly retorted: "Who said I can't get a date? Does the society know? Besides, I can't get a date, how can you do it?"

After saying that, he scratched Roberts' itchy flesh with his backhand.

The two girls started having fun on the sofa.

The friendship of Hollywood sisters with plastic flowers,

Fireproof, anti-theft and anti-bestie!

It's the same all over the world.

...

...

After the restart, the home team - Chelsea, who was equalized, has not yet recovered from the "injury".

Xia Qi's unreasonable crushing in the penalty area was so heartbreaking.

They faltered after the start, and were quickly reversed by Arsenal.

For those who didn’t know, I thought Arsenal was home.

But Xia Qi received special attention, with Mikel and Terry accompanying him throughout the process.

Xia Qi was locked, and Arsenal's offense exploded like fireworks.

It looks very cool, but the lethality - the final kick is disappointing.

But it was not without gains. First, Balotelli shot suddenly near the penalty spot. Cech made another top save and lifted the football over the crossbar.

Arsenal won a corner kick on the left. Xia Qi was tightly guarded by Mikel and Terry and had no chance to fight for the top. The football was pushed out of the penalty area by David Luiz. Gibbs grabbed the second goal of the football outside the penalty area and once again Lift the football into the penalty area.

In the penalty area, Xia Qi suddenly sprinted toward the goal, disrupting Chelsea's defensive system. Walcott took advantage of the chaos to grab a shot.

Ivanovic flew to block the hole of Qian Jun's first shot and used his body to block the football from the baseline.

"Arsenal's attack was overwhelming, Chelsea's defense was watertight, and Arsenal won a corner kick on the right."

"Mourinho has implanted his defensive philosophy into Chelsea's blood. Even though he has left, his defense is still there. Arsenal can't score in front of the Mourinho bus."

After the whistle, after all the trouble, Chelsea players slowly returned to normal and were no longer wilted.

In the Chelsea penalty area,

Mikel and Terry were flanking Xia Qi, one behind the other. Mikel's hand was still on Xia Qi's waist. Terry stood sideways in front of Xia Qi, pushing Xia Qi backward with one hand. , looking at Wilshere who was preparing to serve.

Other players in the penalty area are not idle either. Ivanovic defends Balotelli, David Luiz defends Walcott...

As long as Arsenal has a slight height advantage, everyone will be guarded by someone...

The penalty area was crowded with people. After careful observation, Wilshere felt that the far corner was an opportunity. He gestured to his teammates.

After seeing his gesture, the Arsenal generals "awakened" in the penalty area, like office workers rushing to get on the bus, squeezing, grabbing, pulling, and tugging in the crowd.

Some are really blocking positions, such as Balotelli and Walcott, and some are causing trouble in order to paralyze the opponent, such as Xia Qi, Arteta...

Xia Qi is the most lively player in Arsenal. He runs to the near corner and takes a few steps back, causing the penalty area to be crowded...

The more Xia Qi behaved like this, the more Terry felt that he was not secretly observing others while defending Xia Qi.

Beep!

Wilshere kicked off the ball and the football flew to the far corner. Terry saw the trajectory of the football and knew it was not Xia Qi.

However, when Balotelli was pulling onions from the crowd, he saw Xia Qi suddenly running outside the penalty area.

Illogical behavior,

Terry, who has many years of defensive experience, suddenly felt that something big was going on and immediately chased Xia Qi.

Balotelli jumped high, and he was also Chelsea's focus of defense. The angle from which he grabbed the goal was completely covered.

According to the tactics, if there is no chance, he will grab points in front of the goal and become the fulcrum of this tactics.

He wants to make a ball for Xia Qi.

Xia Qi followed the tactical requirements and rushed to the second landing point of the football.

AI controlled Xia Qi's body, turned his back to the goal, jumped high, and chose an overhead shot.

Terry, who was chasing after him, had no time to admire Arsenal's exquisite corner kick tactics. He rushed towards Xia Qi with a long stride, pretending to be unable to stop due to inertia, and crashed into Xia Qi.

At this time, Xia Qi had already jumped up, and there was an unexpected force behind him.

He lost his balance and flew sideways.

This is a flaw in the AI ​​state. It only calculates changes allowed by the rules, and human black hands are not within its calculation scope.

Damn it!

mean!

Red card!

Free kick at the edge of the penalty area!

After a series of soul tortures in his head, Xia Qi chose a free kick, but free kicks would definitely not be the AI's first choice.

"Ding dong, the [Ultimate Power] attribute is activated."

Arsenal fans were once again moved by Xia Qi's hard work.

I saw Xia Qi baring his teeth and claws, struggling to balance himself in the air.

Relying on the strength of his waist and abdomen, he forcibly twisted his body, using a particularly awkward scissor kick posture, and hooked his feet towards the football with no sense of aesthetics.

When the right foot hits the football on the instep,

The fans cheered,

They were moved,

The charm of competitive sports lies in not giving up and using hard work to make the impossible possible.

Everyone knows how difficult the scissor kick shot just now was.

As long as Xia Qi can complete this set of moves, he deserves cheers and applause.

Xia Qi finished his shot,

No longer able to maintain his balance, he couldn't even take a look at whether the football was flying towards the goal or towards the stands, so he fell down.

With a "Boom" sound when he landed, Xia Qi knew that he was going to suffer after the game...

Terry was stunned. He didn't expect that Xia Qi could still shoot even though he was off balance, and he didn't expect that a hasty shot could be so beautiful.

Me and my little friends are shocked!

Cech did not make a save. The football flew toward the corner flagpole. When he put his hands in his pockets, the football came back in a weird arc.

So he could only stand stupidly in front of the goal and watch the football fly into the blind spot.

In fact, he was not the only one who was fooled, but also the players on the field.

At that time, when they saw Terry, they all rolled up their sleeves and prepared to "fight"...

However, Xia Qi is unwilling. He is trying hard.

result,

And it was successful,

The football first rushed toward the corner flagpole, and then drew an arc that defied physics and hung into a true blind spot.

This shot,

Unbelievably beautiful!

In an instant, the memory was like thunder exploding in the ears of everyone present, goosebumps quickly spread all over the body, and a memory flooded into the mind...

In the 1997 French Four Nations Invitational Tournament between Brazil and France, Carlos took a 40-yard free kick.

The same power, the same arc, the same anti-physics, the same goosebumps, the same thunder...

Do not!

Xia Qi’s,

more exciting!

Because he had his back to the goal and lost his balance in the air. Maybe it was because he lost his balance that he looked so beautiful, right?

Players, fans, coaches, reporters in the media gallery...were all shocked...

The stadium fell into an eerie silence. At the same time, a very absurd thought emerged in everyone's mind:

I thought that being able to hook the football was your limit, but you ended up scoring a Puskas Award goal.

Really

Think,

Looks handsome,

Can you do whatever you want?

Jealousy made me look beyond recognition, and I cheered after two seconds. …

...

Penguin Live Room:

"Balotelli rushed to the top...Beautiful corner kick coordination, Balotelli made the ball for Xia Qi."

"foul!"

"Red card!"

"Oops!...This...this...goal has been scored!"

"On the top of the Forbidden City, there are flying immortals outside the sky."

"Xia Qi's barb is as beautiful as a flying fairy from heaven."

"Unconventional shot! When Xia Qi lost his balance, he shot an overhead kick and scored an incredible magic goal."

"Tonight's game was so crazy. First, Hazard's S-ball was a tribute to Carlos, and then Xia Qi came up with another one that was even more similar."

Netizens have gone crazy:

[My mother asked me why I was kneeling and watching with tears streaming down my face? 】

【Fuck! I'm drunk too! In a mobile battle, he scored an unsolvable world wave. Is there any physics in this world? 】

[I peed, and my daughter in my wife’s belly said, shame, shame, shame. 】

[You asked me to kick this ball seriously, but I couldn’t kick it. If you asked me to kick it casually, ha, the ball went in. 】

[Xia Qi: Thank you, big brother, without your help, I wouldn’t be able to kick this magic ball.

Terry: Red face. jpg, I assist! 】

[Fireworks. jpg, Fireworks. jpg, Fireworks. jpg, Ibrahimovic: We have a new member in the "League of Immortals". 】

【Vigorously miracle! Work hard and get results! 】

【.】

on the field,

Xia Qi got up from the ground, saw the football in the goal, looked at the referee's gesture, and then slid to his knees and walked towards the Arsenal fans' stand.

Three long slides were drawn behind him. Seeing the thick line in the middle and looking at Xia Qi's handsome star-like face, the girls' faces became increasingly red, like ripe red apples...

On the sidelines of the court, Di Matteo held his head with both hands, his eyes full of exclamation marks. He had a feeling that the reason why Xia Qi scored was because God wanted him to be dismissed.

The assistant teacher next to him also had a bored expression on his face.

"What should I do with my head... my head...? Do I need to adjust it??"

Di Matteo tugged at Hu Lin's chin, feeling confused. Logically speaking, he needed to make some adjustments. He couldn't let Xia Qi continue to be inhuman.

But how to adjust it, he was also at a loss...

Chelsea's morale is low, that Xia Qi is not a human being!

First, he made a killing in the penalty area, and now he scored a magic goal when he was being plotted against.

Especially Terry, who assisted, did not dare to look directly at Cech. If he had known this, he might as well have let Xia Qi shoot directly.

A direct shot, Cech might be able to save it.

The game continues,

Although the score was 1:2 and one goal behind, Chelsea did not rush to counterattack.

They started to control the ball in their own half step by step.

Arsenal, who were one goal ahead, did not press forward immediately.

Di Matteo and Wenger, after watching on the sidelines for a while, returned to the coaching bench.

As soon as the two sat down, Chelsea suddenly launched a quick counterattack.

Ashley Cole broke through with the ball from the wing, was intercepted by Arteta near the center circle, and passed the ball to Hazard.

Hazard broke through with a floral step. Cazorla asked Arteta to return to defense and moved forward to defend Hazard.

Hazard nudged the football forward with the outside of his right foot, taking small steps and getting closer to Cazorla little by little.

When the two were only one step away, his upper body swayed from side to side, his left foot moved the ball with lightning speed, and at the same time, his body quickly tilted to the left.

Looks like a break to the left!

Cazorla immediately moved to the right.

be cheated,

Another lightning-fast move moved the football to his right foot.

A little forward, diagonally across, speed up,

Reached the edge of Arsenal's penalty area.

Facing Umtiti's defense, Hazard suddenly swiped the football to the right, got out of the way, turned his leg and shot.

Umtiti immediately put his hands behind his back and straddled the hole of the gun.

The fans and the coaches of both sides held their breath unconsciously, opened their eyes wide, and did not dare to miss a frame.

However, this is a fake shot!

The football was stuffed into the middle of the penalty area.

Torres, who was almost forgotten, moved like a rabbit at this moment, rushing towards the football like an arrow from the string.

Mertesacker thought Hazard was going to shoot, so his attention wandered for a moment.

Torres left his defensive zone.

He shouted: "Watch out!"

The man chased after Torres.

Be careful!

Of course Martinez knew to be careful, but Torres' shot from the penalty spot was too fast.

The football grazed the inside of the goalpost and flew into the net.

In the 42nd minute, Chelsea, who was dying of illness, suddenly launched a desperate counterattack.

Evened the score.

2: 2!

"Torres shoots!"

"The ball is in!"

"Tonight's game was interesting. Both teams rebounded when they fell behind. First, Arsenal fell behind. Xia Qi broke through Chelsea's penalty area and equalized the score.

Then he scored twice and scored a goal that will go down in history, leading the score.

Chelsea, who were lagging behind, had been hiding in their own half. When Arsenal relaxed their vigilance, they immediately launched a quick counterattack. The two top forwards cooperated, and Torres tied the score at 2:2! "

After scoring the goal, Torres glided on his knees, stretched out his hands, one after the other, and raised them diagonally upward...,

This celebration is his signature move.

Emma Roberts in the VIP box curled her lips disdainfully: "Not as domineering as Xia Qi's three stripes!"

"Dear, how did Xia Qi draw three lines? He couldn't really use anything, could he?"

Emma Watson: "I regret taking you to watch football."

"No, we are good friends..."

"..."

DiMatteo clenched his fists and rushed out of the coaching bench shouting, stealing a lot of shots.

Stamford Bridge welcomed its real owner, and Chelsea fans reoccupied the stadium with cheers and songs.

There was a group of extreme fans who shouted: "Arsenal!"

"Compete among the four to be the strongest, compete for the championship and lose the title!"

To tell the truth, it hurts!

The faces of the Arsenal players all changed suddenly!

Arsenal have not won a championship for eight years. This year's winter championship is the closest they have come to the championship.

Chelsea fans poked fun at Arsenal!

Even Wenger, who has always been good-tempered, became serious.

Chelsea players celebrate after returning

Although the two sides played fast and fiercely, the score did not change until the end of the first half.

The two sides entered the second half with a 2:2 tie in the first half.

(End of this chapter)