Football: Don’t talk about feelings, I’m just an AI

Chapter 80 Barb, see Barb again! Xiaoxia's barb is a good example!

In the Chelsea dressing room, Di Matteo frowned.

He desperately needs to win this game.

But Satan sent Xia Qi.

Headache!

He carefully recalled how other teams restricted Messi and Ronaldo.

But he found that his team restricted Xia Qi very well.

Forcing Xia Qi to use "non-human" means to score goals, can this be a tactical issue?

When he was in a precarious position as coach, when he met a talented player, Di Matteo felt that he should go to the church to go to mass and change his fortune.

He picked up his mood, emphasized defensive counterattacks in the second half, and emphasized cutting in from the wing.

Also, chat privately with Mikel and Terry.

"I need you two to continue to double-team Xia Qi..."

"Boss, that kid is hard to guard against. He has a high IQ, good skills, strong body, and a tenacious fighting spirit. I'm not afraid of Xia Qi, but I'm afraid that I won't be able to complete the task."

DiMatteo nodded slightly in agreement.

After being a coach for so many years, this was the first time he saw a player fighting so hard, still fighting even though his body had completely lost his balance in the air.

How could such a player belong to the opponent?

Suddenly, Di Matteo felt aggrieved. The media always said that he was not worthy of coaching a wealthy club, but if Wenger did not have Xia Qi... he felt that he would not be as good as him.

After a 15-minute intermission, the players came back on the court full of energy.

"Dear viewers, the second half of the game has begun."

"Both managers have not changed their personnel. Arsenal kick off."

on the field,

After Xia Qi handed the football to Wilshere, he and Balotelli rushed forward one after another.

Wilshere took two steps forward while dribbling, looked up at Xia Qi, made a prediction, and swung his leg to make a long pass.

On the sidelines of the court, Di Matteo, who was resentful that his talent was not recognized, saw that the Arsenal players played such a low-level style, which turned out to be the old-fashioned "long pass to the goal".

He became even more indignant about his experience.

The football flew to the edge of Chelsea's penalty area.

Also at this moment,

Xia Qi found out that he was being made into a rice dumpling.

Lampard on the left, Mikel on the right, and Terry in front.

Three double teams, Messi's treatment!

The football flew over,

Terry rushed forward and defended Xia Qi personally.

He leaned his entire upper body on Xia Qi, and also did a little trick, hooking his right foot on Xia Qi's left foot, trying to use his own strength to prevent Xia Qi from taking off.

Lampard and Mikel were the first to jump to grab the football.

"Xia Qi was caught in a double-team. During the halftime break, Di Matteo should have arranged a defense against Xia Qi."

"The ball is going to be lost."

In the live broadcast room, Zhang Lu sentenced Xia Qi to "death" in advance. It was a three-for-one fight. No matter how you looked at it, Xia Qi was about to lose the ball.

"Ouch! Fuck you!"

Zhang Lu couldn't help but curse. This was a minor live broadcast accident, which was relatively rare in his career.

Friends who are watching the live broadcast don’t know that they are in the Stamford Bridge stadium at this time.

More than 70,000 fans also used foul language.

Even elegant professors have become "calling beasts".

When Wenger saw the scene on the court, he couldn't help but cursed and jumped up, hitting his head on the ceiling of the coaching bench.

"Bang!"

There was a loud noise, but it didn't attract anyone's attention. Now everyone is looking at Xia Qi, who is looking at him!

A few seconds ago, on the court,

As soon as Xia Qi felt the pressure exerted on him by Terry, he heard:

"Ding dong, the [Ultimate Power] attribute is activated."

Before the beep sounded, Xia Qi felt the ancient power flowing through his body.

Then the "Long March 1" humanoid rocket was launched.

The first victim - Terry,

He felt that what was on his chest was not Xia Qi, but the merry-go-round.

When the Trojan spins rapidly,

In a flash,

Terry, who was proud of his iron blood, let out an uncontrollable cry and flew backwards.

up in the air,

Terry felt like he was a joke!

Mantis blocking the car-style joke!

It turns out that I am so weak, but I still want to fight in a duel? ? ?

Who gave you the courage? ?

Is it Vanessa (the heroine of Friends Wives) who knelt down and sang Conquest last night? ? ? ? Or the legendary Aunt Liang?

From now on, I will abstain from sex for a week, for the sake of Chelsea and my own worth.

Suddenly, he smiled,

Terry, who was like a goose falling on the sand, saw his teammates Mikel and Lampard flying out like him.

So happy!

Haha,

It turns out it’s not the “sister-in-law’s” fault!

It's Xia Qi!

Xia Qi is a monster!

The "Cao Thief" power in his whole body is back again.

that moment,

Terry smiled brightly.

[Ouch, am I dazzled? I think Terry is smiling...]

[You are not dazzled, I saw it too. 】

[He should be happy that England has another strong player! 】

Brainstorming is the scariest thing!

Chelsea fans were impressed by their captain's broad-mindedness. They stood up and shouted: "Xia Qi! Xia Qi! Xia Qi!"

Fortunately, the AI ​​has no emotions. If it were Xia Qi himself, and he was suddenly cheered by the opponent's fans, his movements would have to change.

"Xia Qi! Xia Qi conquered Stamford Bridge! Chelsea fans are cheering for Xia Qi!"

Zhang Lu in the live broadcast room is also a king of imagination.

On the court, when Xia Qi was fighting one against three.

Balotelli wanted to get rid of Ivanovic and David Luiz's double-team, but the two defensive giants did not give him a chance to connect with Xia Qi.

The same goes for Walcott.

While everyone was fighting for position, Chelsea fans who were moved by Terry cheered.

Balotelli and Walcott were shocked and looked in the direction of Xia Qi.

I saw that Xia Qi lost his balance and fell down like a green onion.

Grab a seat, grab a ghost!

Xia Qi is about to lose the ball and cannot pass the ball.

The two of them and several people who were guarding them rushed towards the spot where the football landed.

The game of position becomes a game of ball.

however,

At this time, Xia Qi is a native of the ancient times!

The abilities of the natives are beyond your imagination!

Xia Qi fell upside down, not because he was hit by someone, but because of the AI's choice.

Non-human choice!

up in the air,

Xia Qi's head is at the bottom and his feet are at the top.

Bend your right foot and hook the heel of your right foot quickly on your butt.

The left foot is stretched straight, raised high, and the legs are spread wide apart. Visually, it seems that this can slow down the force of gravity.

In fact, it is just to make the body stretch out better.

The moment the football falls,

Swing the straight left leg downward with force, naturally sending power to the bent right leg.

His right leg quickly straightened, and Xia Qi could feel that AI concentrated all its power on the instep of its right foot.

Then he hit the football hard!

"Boom!"

The ultimate explosion exploded in everyone's ears like spring thunder.

Are Chelsea fans shocked?

Shet!

Who the hell, remember to eat but not to fight!

That scene in the first half was forgotten so quickly?

The captain (Terry)'s little hacker assisted Xia Qi, creating a famous scene. Now who is the idiot who lets Xia Qi get in the way?

come out!

Guaranteed, you can’t be beaten to death!

Mikel and Lampard looked horrified: I am not a team traitor, I am not, don’t talk nonsense, be careful I will sue you for libel! "Barb shot!"

"Oh my God! Xia Qi once again performed an overhead hook while losing balance."

Amidst Zhang Lu’s screams,

The football flashed past like a white horse and teleported into the goal.

Cech failed to save again. He raised his hands for the side attack, as if to say: I surrender, I am used to shooting anyway.

Everyone who rushed towards the landing point of the football stopped and turned to look at the goal. When they saw the football bouncing in the net, everyone looked stunned!

Once, it was a fairy ball!

What about twice?

"Barb! See you again, Barb!"

"Friends who are watching the game tonight, you are in luck. This is the first time in all my years of commentating that I have seen an overhead shot score twice."

"Xiao Xia's barbs are never missed! It's worth staying up late to watch the game tonight!"

"This is an epic performance! A highlight moment that cannot be replicated. No matter what Xia Qi's future achievements are,

When people mention overhead kicks, they always think of him, just like when we mention half-court lobs, we think of Beckham. "

"3:2! Xia Qi scored a hat trick at Stamford Bridge! Each of his goals is more beautiful than the last."

In the live broadcast room, Zhan Jun praised Xia Qi as a flower, but the fans didn't think he was disgusting, but took it for granted.

...

...

The fans were crazy, and so was Xia Qi, who watched the game for free.

"Ding dong!"

"Goal celebration, yes or no!"

"Yes!"

"Original Celebrate Or Others Template."

Damn it, what a big loss, I was so focused on training that I forgot to create something original to celebrate.

"Other people's templates! Choose the most expensive one!"

"Mbappé crosses his arms, one hundred thousand or Haaland crosses his legs and meditates, one hundred thousand."

Who are these two people?

Future star?

Take other people's paths and leave others with nowhere to go!

I like!

"One more, Batistuta's machine gun fire!"

If a young man is not crazy, his life will be in vain!

Amid the hysterical shouts of Arsenal fans, Xia Qi rushed to the stands, raised his "machine gun" and fired at them.

The fans also cooperated very well, and they all fell down like wheat waves.

Then he turned around and rushed towards the Chelsea fans stand. As he approached, he jumped up high. After landing, he crossed his arms with his hands on his chest. The face of a monarch, the eyes of a monarch...

That aura seemed to declare:

Under the heaven, is it not the land of the king?

On the shore of the land, could it be the king's ministers?

You are all ministers!

awesomeness!

At this moment, he is the king! (Note: 1)

This moment has become an eternal memory for fans!

【Love, love...Dear, I'm in love! 】

[Little tiger tiger, fierce breasts, fierce breasts, are the southerners trembling? ? ? 】

[I particularly like Xia Qi's response to the 'violence' of the court with goals. 】

【Submit! Chelsea! You won't be the first, nor will you be the last. 】

"Xu Xu...!"

Don't think that Chelsea fans will "fall in love" with Xia Qi after they cheered for him at first.

That's pretentious!

How domineering Xia Qi is, they will be angry.

The referee on duty came over and reminded Xia Qi not to provoke the fans.

"Mr. Referee, Xia Qi is not provoking, but is thanking them for their assists. Moreover, Xia Qi is only 18 years old this year. If a young man is unmotivated, is he as depressed as us?"

Arteta, who was chasing Xia Qi, knew that Xia Qi would not defend himself, so he quickly explained to the referee on Xia Qi's behalf.

His eloquence made Terry, who came to criticize, hide his face and run away.

I saw Xia Qi walking towards the center circle under the advice of the referee.

Chelsea fans cursed angrily:

【Fake! What a beast! None of the three people were on guard! 】

【Thank you! Do you think you’re awesome just because you’re a muscle freak? If you have the guts, you can defeat everyone. Shet! Shet! Shet! He's really done this before! 】

[Lampard and Mikel are also useless, and they don’t focus on the dirty tricks. Then again, that birdman is so manly! He should come to our Chelsea team. A team like Arsenal does not suit his temperament. 】

Lampard: I was wrongly accused. I was knocked away before I had time to react.

Mikel: You may not think that Xia Qi is very tough and tough, but in fact, when he was in trouble, he took the advantage of himself and I really didn’t assist him.

[Brothers, are we scolding Xia Qi? Why do I feel like I'm complimenting him? ? ? 】

In the Chelsea stands, there was a truth-teller running around with his head in his arms... Emotional intelligence is a good thing, you should take it with you when you go out!

On the sidelines of the court, Chelsea coach Di Matteo looked confused.

Is this the famous tactician in the Premier League? ? ? ?

Give me Xia Qi, me too!

Warriors, our strategy tonight: give the ball to Xia Qi, and you will be the audience.

if so,

If you tie a dog to the coaching bench, it can also win Coach of the Month.

Wenger didn't know that Di Matteo was unhappy, so he turned to Pat Rice and said: "Didn't I say I won't increase Xia Qi's strength for the time being?

Pat, believe me, although Ronaldo is unique, Xia Qi does not have to be him. Whether it is Messi or Ronaldo, they are not the reason why Xia Qi should become them.

He is Xia Qi, he shouldn't be anyone's shadow!

Give me three years. After three years, you will look at Mero the same way you look at him, and you will also say that Xia Qi is unique.

So please don't increase his power, okay?

At least not for now. Although Xia Qi tonight is very cool. If you look at the bag on my forehead, you will know how excited I am tonight, but please stop the strength training, okay? "

Pat Rice looked up to the sky and shed tears. He felt that he should ask Benzema if he had a single sister in his family who would marry into Benzema's family. Forget it. Since he coached Xia Qi, he has had a lot of trouble.

The game restarts,

Chelsea attacked the Arsenal goal like a mad dog.

Di Matteo was upset, and so were the Chelsea players.

In their eyes, two of Xia Qi's three goals were lucky goals rewarded by God.

And Chelsea played much better than Arsenal tonight.

If it weren't for the goddess of victory's love for the little tit tiger, she would be leading the score at this time.

Hazard and Torres attacked the Arsenal defense time and time again.

Especially Hazard's inward cut after blasting from the wing is extremely threatening.

Hazard, who doesn't eat hamburgers, is definitely the best player in the world.

Fortunately, Arsenal's 21-year-old Martinez, possessed by Buffon tonight, saved Hazard's two must-goals.

Watching the Arsenal fans' blood boiling, the word Martinez was hovering in the sky above Stamford Bridge.

Chelsea fans are asking, who is this person? They had to appreciate the essence of a wealthy family.

Seeing that Arsenal was in decline, the first, second and third goalkeepers were all injured. I thought it was fate's call that made Arsenal turn around and fight for the fourth goalkeeper. It turned out that the fourth goalkeeper was a fierce one.

This is the foundation of a wealthy family.

Arsenal had been pinned to the ground by Chelsea for seven or eight minutes.

Wenger doesn’t want to wait any longer;

The best defense is offense. Wilshere's aura is insufficient and his counterattack is not sharp enough...

"Kevin!"

De Bruyne quickly took off his jacket and stood up.

“What would you do if you were on the field?”

"As long as Balotelli can run out, my football will definitely come."

"Why not Xia Qi?"

"Boss, this is football, not rugby, and smart football is no worse than power football. Of course, if Xia Qi can escape from the double team, I will pass the ball to him."

This is where De Bruyne is better than Wilshere. He has the overall situation in his eyes.

Wenger patted him on the back: "Go and warm up."

　Note 1: Mbappé’s gesture of crossing his chest with his hands was created for Le838 readers.

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(End of this chapter)