I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 200 You forced me to do this!
Xue Zhiwen, who transformed into a humanoid hippopotamus, created an explosive spectacle that of course left everyone who saw the scene stunned!
This is so spectacular, the picture is so eye-catching that it can’t be described in words!

The canteen staff who came to help Xue Zhiwen hold up the scene were caught off guard and all suffered!

Originally, if I just ate a stinky fart, I would have just tolerated it, but the problem is that the strange scene now is - the excrement turns into rain and rains all over the sky!
"Rain" soaked the sky and ruined it...

The most unlucky one among them was of course the chef who had a proud face before.

Now his proud look has gone, and his face has been hit by a precise shock wave after adjusting the ballistic trajectory, so that his face is covered with a shit-yellow color, and the pure white chef uniform is also covered with indelible marks. !

In fact, the chef with a proud face was full of confidence in the dishes he cooked before. Who would have thought that after these dishes arrived in Xue Zhiwen's stomach, after brewing, they would turn out like this? Give him something back in an unexpected explosive way?
The chef was in hell at this time, his whole body smelled so bad that he was so disgusted that he vomited directly, and then vomited on Xue Zhiwen, who was still squirting. The two of them were hurting each other!
As for the other canteen staff who were in hell, of course they dispersed like birds and beasts at this moment, and their backs could be said to be quite embarrassed!

As for the parents who tried to protect their rights, because they were facing Xue Zhiwen, the Piyanzi sprayed by the other party was not directed at them, so they suffered a little splash damage. Of course, they did smell a lot of stench. This is It is unavoidable that they are not as clever as Wen Ming. The "battle-experienced" Wen Ming has long since slipped away, just like the innocent children who run away after lighting up the firecrackers.

But these parents, at least, are not like the group of cafeteria workers behind Xue Zhiwen. Those people are the ones who have truly faced the great horror. He was turned into a human-shaped hippopotamus and opened his mouth!
The parents who were in a state of downtime only saw Xue Zhiwen holding his stomach and bending over, sticking his buttocks high, and then farting loudly, and his skin and swallows seemed to have turned into fireworks lit during the New Year, with an extremely stinky smell. Solids and liquids are like a goddess scattering flowers. This is definitely the first spectacle they have seen after living for so many years. It is too abstract!
What's more abstract is that the force of the opponent's spray is so powerful that it can be seen with the naked eye. It can be said that it is full of pushing back. His whole body staggers and staggers during the spray. In the end, he has to use his hands and feet to press down all his limbs. Only on the ground can the "gun mount" be fixed...

How could such a scene not make all the teachers and students watching present stunned?

The originally noisy cafeteria fell into silence!

It can be said that the canteen of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School has completely left a serious psychological shadow on them. They feel sad when they think that their children have to eat this kind of "ticking time bomb" meal every day!
If the school does not give a clear explanation on this matter, then they will definitely not be done with No. 1 Middle School. The reform has actually been changed to this ridiculous way, which means that the path of reform is simply unworkable. Then don’t blame the parents and students for joining forces. , directly carried out revolution!
The current situation can be said to be very favorable to ordinary parents and students, because there were so many people watching the explosion, and there was also a lot of video evidence captured. These are all perfect boomerangs!
You know, before Xue Zhiwen's incarnation, this person worked with the school cafeteria chef to trumpet the quality of the food in the cafeteria after the reform, but the result was dramatic!
The green, healthy, pure, natural and pollution-free cafeteria food that the other party said could actually create a jaw-dropping "Jet Superman". How can you say that the food in the cafeteria of No. 1 Middle School is okay?
After these parents and students covered their mouths and noses and left one after another, of course some enthusiastic people made a direct emergency call——

While almost everyone was shocked, only some students in Class 3 looked at meekly, which was full of awe!
It's him, it's him, it's him, our plague writer!

This Xue Zhiwen, how could he have diarrhea like this at a critical moment? It is a direct disservice!

The damn thing is squirting like this. No matter how you look at it, you feel like something is wrong with this guy. Let the professionals handle it.

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Others may think that Xue Zhiwen created this "wonder of the world" by a fusion reaction in his stomach after eating the terrible rules-based food in the cafeteria of No. 1 Middle School, spraying snowflakes like fireworks, but some students in Class 3, But he is already convinced of the "metaphysical constitution" possessed by Wen Ming!
Again, if it happens once or twice, forget it, it can be attributed to coincidence, but why do people fart, pee, and poop on the spot every time they have a head-on conflict with you?
Meek, and you said you have no superpowers?
You are such a plague!

Others were so disgusted by the smell that they vomited directly, and had a serious psychological shadow on the quality of the food in the No. 1 middle school cafeteria!
Kong Weiguo, the old principal of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School, was hiding behind the scenes. After watching this scene in stunned silence, his whole face turned green! I fell into a state of extreme panic...

Everyone who saw this scene was shocked in their hearts——

"Jie, mouth, mouth! It's so powerful and terrifying! When Mad thought that I also ate food from this cafeteria, he suddenly felt itchy and had an urge to ejaculate!"

"The legendary Wallace Burger set is not as fierce as the food in the cafeteria. It's so explosive!"

Stop pretending and let’s show off your cards. You have the innate ability to pee and pee!
In the eyes of these "skilled" Class 3 students, Xue Zhiwen has already earned a nickname, that is, "Jet Superman"!
Yes, this nickname of "Splatoon" must be higher than that of "Splatoon". The explosions he created are actually rarer than "The King of Open-air Shit"!
The King of Shit and the King of Farts are here, and everyone has to toast each other with a glass of wine. They have not reached the level of "Human Hippopotamus" Xue Zhiwen at all!
The quality, quantity, and intensity of the sprays of the "Shit King" are obviously not as strong as those of the "Jet Superman" Xue Zhiwen. The latter may be a powerful adult. He did eat enough just now and drank Maotai. " More fuel!
Next, as the students and parents at the tables closest to the entrance of the canteen all smelled the stench coming from "Jet Superman" Xue Zhiwen, of course they could no longer continue to eat calmly, so they all covered their mouths and noses and quickly left. There is another exit from the canteen to leave this place of right and wrong.

"If I hadn't filmed the whole scene with my mobile phone and only described it in words, no one would have believed it. This is simply a wonder of the world!"

"Damn it, what kind of food did this guy eat in the cafeteria to be able to squirt like this?!"

"He just boasted about how good the cafeteria of No. 1 Middle School is, and his current performance is clearly proving the gold content of the food in the cafeteria of No. 1 Middle School..."

"This scene must be shared on the Internet. It's so damn exciting. It can't be just me, but I want more people to eat based on this video. It will definitely be more delicious!"

Kong Weiguo knew very well that after such an explosive jet incident, if No. 1 Middle School did not pay close attention to the quality of food in the cafeteria and completely improve the problems in the cafeteria, then he, the principal, would definitely not have any good results!
Sometimes the superiors are like this. They won't shed tears even when they see the coffin, which embodies the idiom "a vegetarian meal in a corpse's place" to the extreme.

At this time, the dining table where Jiang Yuan was located, which was the furthest away from the scene of the incident, was of course the safest place where they were. There would be no splash damage, and no smell could be transmitted.

Moreover, Jiang Yuan had already finished his meal, and was about to leave from the cafeteria, but "Jet Superman" Xue Zhiwen jumped out, coupled with Ling Weiwei's complaints and complaints, so Jiang Yuan, in order to take the overall situation into consideration, gave this family The secretary-general of the committee gave a strong dose of medicine!
Yes, Jiang Yuan's approach is indeed full of morality and takes the overall situation into consideration, because she stands on the side of the broad masses of the people, and Xue Zhiwen is just a reactionary paper tiger! Of course, Ling Weiwei couldn't eat anymore at this time. She grabbed Jiang Yuan and hurriedly left this place of right and wrong.

Walking on the campus full of birdsong and the fragrance of flowers, she couldn't help but smile and said to Jiang Yuan: "Xiao Yuan, I admit that you have really good vision! This guy Wen Shun is really awesome. You said his 'metaphysical physique', Is it true?"

Jiang Yuan's expression remained unchanged and he said innocently: "No one can tell... In addition, I was optimistic about him before, but I just thought he had great writing talent. How could I have expected that he would also develop this kind of talent?" ...Uh, super power?”

Ling Weiwei said meaningfully: "This world is indeed wonderful! Anyway, I have completely believed in his 'metaphysical physique'. If it can be used at such a critical time, it is actually quite good. It can be used Righting what’s wrong with this world!”

Wen Wen has this "super power", and she also has "magic martial arts"!
It can be used for justice execution in the future!
In Ling Weiwei's view, Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School should be severely corrected for its poor management of the cafeteria and its inaction. Unfortunately, ordinary methods are simply ineffective.

What originally seemed like a beautiful reform of the canteen turned out to be a purely deceptive thing. How is this different from the "royal cabinet" created when a certain dynasty was about to be buried?
Looking back at history, modern people always feel that some of the actions of rulers are too stupid. In fact, this is normal. As the old saying has long said, "Meat eaters are despicable and fail to plan far." The world is actually a huge grassroots team!

The dignitaries and rulers are not sacred at all. They are no different from ordinary people. There is no need to have any respect for them. Therefore, the most ridiculous thing in the world is the "big chess party" who always think that those in power are wise. , various far-reaching layouts to play big chess, actually understand everything.

Xue Zhiwen, the "Jet Superman" who had made an extremely embarrassing scene, finally stopped spraying at this time. At this time, he looked extremely embarrassed!

First of all, his back was covered with his own snowflakes, and of course there was vomit from the chef. Secondly, his spray almost turned the entrance to the canteen into a "worm's nest carpet", which was equivalent to a complete "seal" "This entrance!"

This scene is so spectacular!
It's really not the effect that human jets can achieve. Otherwise, he has just transformed into a human hippopotamus. The nickname "Jet Superman" is indeed more appropriate!

The expression on Xue Zhiwen's face at this time was also in a state of confusion. He turned around and stared blankly at the "wonder of the world" he had created himself. He didn't know how to describe the tremor in his heart at this moment!

After the tremor, his heart was naturally full of bitterness and pain, because even now, there are still students who are not afraid of smells and are full of curiosity, taking pictures with their mobile phones, with joking smiles on their faces. …

Yes, there are people in this world who are so disgusted by snowflakes that they can't stay there for a moment after seeing them. Of course, there are also people who are not afraid of the smell and just love to join in the fun and gloat.

Originally, the secretary-general of the Family Committee was just an annoying guy who pretended to be powerful but now that he is so unlucky, he really is a good person. Let’s pop the champagne!
Xue Zhiwen, who had been watched for a while, finally came back to his senses, and then he made amends and said: "Stop filming, don't even take pictures! Isn't it disgusting? People have three urgent needs, why can't everyone understand each other?"

"Hahahahahahaha! I understand, who said just now that the food in the cafeteria is fine, but now he has diarrhea like this? It makes your father and I laugh to death, so I will pat him hard, pat him hard, and then return it. I want to upload it to the Internet and make you famous!" A parent who had already been unhappy with the secretary-general of the parent committee mocked.

The cowards who just lost their temper now dare to directly add insult to injury. This is the way of ordinary people, it is so real!

As soon as Xue Zhiwen heard that he was going to be filmed and posted it on the Internet, his scalp went numb and he became angry with embarrassment!
"As the secretary-general of the parent committee, I order you guys to stop taking pictures, stop taking pictures at all. I am the parent representative!" Xue Zhiwen shouted.

"What a bullshit secretary-general, what a rubbish organization, just shoot it, I'll shoot it!" A certain parent retorted directly.

"You forced me!"

As soon as Xue Zhiwen lifted up his pants and picked up his own snow on the ground, he transformed into a defense superman and started throwing wildly!
Suddenly, snowballs flew everywhere, and everyone who came to watch and photograph him at close range suffered!

The whole canteen was in a state of uproar!

And his throwing behavior, of course, completely angered some impulsive parents, especially those who were hit, so they in turn grabbed the snowballs and started having a snowball fight with Xue Zhiwen!

"Sneak attack!"

A clever student took a bowl and scooped up a bowl of soup and threw it on Xue Zhiwen's face, achieving a perfect assist. Those parents who dared to throw snowballs at Xue Zhiwen directly aimed at his face!
As a result, the chef who was weak due to vomiting also suffered. He was actually a target, and he was definitely to blame for the quality of the food being like this!

In the end, Xue Zhiwen's face was of course deep in his own snow, which can be described as a fierce swordsmanship in the snow!
The subsequent snowball fight that took place in the cafeteria shocked those who rushed to the scene. There was nothing they could do about it, those "free flying" scenes were really too abstract!

(End of this chapter)