I traveled through time and became a cute girl, I just want to be a fun person

Chapter 201 Jiangzhou No. Middle School, famous throughout the country, went to Oita!

Jiang Yuan and Ling Weiwei, who were taking a walk after dinner, of course had no idea that something outrageous would happen in the cafeteria later.

Obviously, Xue Zhiwen, who became angry and angry, had an "atavism".

As we all know, primates such as orangutans and baboons will choose to throw their own excrement when expressing their anger and retaliating against others. There are quite a few such videos on Station B, which are very effective in programming.

Therefore, tourists who like to visit zoos must be careful. If they are attacked by some animals throwing excrement, it will be unlucky.

Not to mention orangutans or baboons, reports of using excrement as weapons often appear in some bizarre social news. Some people even made a "documentary" style video of them alive, and finally made the classic The five-star critic MacArthur came out to review it, and it was inexplicably funny.

Jiang Yuan only knew that the "pain value" from Xue Zhiwen increased again. It was obvious that although the other party turned into a defense superman in anger, his behavior undoubtedly angered the onlookers. Lost the unprecedented "snowball fight" in the cafeteria!

If he fails, he will of course be severely humiliated and then swallow a bitter pill. The bitter pill here, of course, refers to a specific thing, that is, his own ejaculation.

In this way, the parent-teacher conference for the first graders of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School came to an end in such an unpredictable and shocking way.

All students and parents were robbed of the limelight by Xue Zhiwen, who was nicknamed "Jet Superman" and "Human Hippopotamus"!

Secondly, there were many participants, and everyone was really enthusiastic. Some people even vomited on the spot, but they still insisted on having a snowball fight, just to get revenge on Xue Zhiwen!
It can be said that the scene was really a mess, not only the snow was flying and blooming everywhere, but also the food, soup, etc. in the cafeteria, as well as vomit from an unknown number of people.

Although many students who were dining in the cafeteria at that time witnessed this high-energy scene with their own eyes, it would be a different experience if they watched the complete video to reflect on it afterwards!
For example, after Lu Tianshi, the "Open-air Shit King" from Class 3 (), saw this video, he had never had any resistance to poop and fart jokes. He couldn't help but cover his stomach and laugh wildly, laughing so hard...

No matter how disappointed parents are with their children's grades, what can they do? After all, they are still their children, and they are already high school students. Children of this age will basically not be beaten hard anymore. .

This is one of the reasons why the video about Xue Zhiwen quickly spread.

He had completely forgotten that he himself was one of the creators of the poop and piss joke, yet he actually had the nerve to laugh at Xue Zhiwen. He laughed back and said with emotion: "What a pity, if only I had been there at noon! "

Therefore, if you face your academic performance with a calm attitude, including "ghost gates" such as parent-teacher conferences, you will feel suddenly enlightened and no longer irritated and anxious.

That's right, for many students who did not perform well in the midterm exam, this parent-teacher conference is clearly a "ghost gate". Before it arrives, they will be particularly irritable and anxious, and then regret not doing well in the exam.

Anyway, after the parent-teacher meeting is over, most students feel a sense of relief. It happens that Saturday afternoon is full of self-study classes. Of course, you can be bolder and secretly play on your mobile phone to relax. .

Later, when the medical staff came, they conducted a comprehensive examination on Xue Zhiwen, who had created the miracle, and found that his body was quite healthy. Logically speaking, he should not have sprayed so hard. This simply became a mystery. mystery of!
In fact, the hardest part was for the employees of the cleaning company. I still remember that they had just cleaned up the snowball fight battlefield of Class 3 () of Senior High School last time. The "battle situation" on that battlefield was not too violent, and cleaning it was not too troublesome. After all, there are only two "kings" who throw each other.

The smart people have long since left this place of right and wrong, while the people who are stuck in the battlefield, as long as they overcome their nausea, they play snowball fights passionately and devote themselves wholeheartedly to it. They are actually quite happy!
Xue Zhiwen, an already annoying guy, has become a good target to unite everyone. Everyone executes justice together. It is obviously very refreshing and enjoyable. It seems that everyone has returned to their carefree childhood. It is so happy!

First of all, it's because after Xue Zhiwen reached the full multiplier, he turned into a snow-making machine. The amount was so huge that it provided sufficient ammunition for the subsequent snowball fight...

As the saying goes, hard work may not necessarily lead to success, but if you don't work hard, you will definitely be relaxed and happy.

There is no way, his behavior is unprecedented and unprecedented in the history of No. 1 Lieutenant Colonel. Lu Tianshi, the "open-air shit king" of Class 3, is nothing compared to him...

But as the parent-teacher meeting actually comes and is completed step by step, if you look back, you will find that the irritability and anxiety are completely self-inflicted...

It was just spraying on the spot. After all, it can be explained by "people have three urgent needs", but then they directly grabbed the snow on the ground and threw it, angering the public and completely triggering a war. This is really crazy!

And after such an experience, Xue Zhiwen, the Secretary-General of the Family Committee, is obviously no longer able to be the secretary-general of the family committee. How can he still have the face after being completely socialized?
Those big shots in the Family Committee directly suspected that this guy had a mental problem!

But the intensity of the battle this time was certainly far greater than the battle between the two kings!

How can such a guy with intermittent madness be allowed to be the secretary-general who handles miscellaneous tasks?

After the parent-teacher meeting was successfully concluded, the recorded video of everything that happened in the cafeteria at noon that afternoon has been completely circulated among the campus and class groups. The campus post bar has also been used by this "Jet Superman", "Human hippopotamus" has hit the screen!

His deskmate Zeng Gaoqing heard the other party's emotion and couldn't help but interject: "If you were there, would you join the fight?"

After all, this day happens to be Saturday. The midterm exam has just passed, and the parent-teacher conference that is guaranteed to be held once a semester has also been held. It is equivalent to passing the "ghost gate".

Lu Tianshi directly showed his domineering temperament and said categorically: "Of course I will participate. I will definitely uphold justice. I want this 'Jet Superman' to understand that you don't have to be powerful at jetting to be good at throwing." !”

Zeng Gaoqing gave a thumbs up and praised: "As expected of the man who broke Director Xiong's defense with just one blow. He is so domineering and powerful!"

When Lu Tianshi heard this, he smiled with pride rather than shame. He had indeed quickly become famous in No. 1 Middle School because of that shocking move, and his reputation even spread back to the foreign language high school he once attended...

Although this reputation is actually a bit negative, for him, being famous is better than not being famous. His life creed is that since he has come to this world to live once, if he cannot be famous in history, it is better to be infamous forever! "King of Shit" and "infamous for eternity" obviously fits his nickname. Now Lu Tianshi can get awe-inspiring looks wherever he goes, which undoubtedly makes him feel very good about himself.

However, this kind of awe also caused him to completely lose the right to choose a spouse during the three years of high school, but he didn't care, because he still had "Fart King" Han Cailin as his companion in the world of mortals.

Of course, no matter how arrogant and domineering he is as the "King of Open-air Shit", he does not dare to challenge the meekness of the "God of Plague". After all, the other party's gold content has once again received strong proof!
Wen Wen obviously also appeared in the circulated video. He gave everyone the impression that he was an innocent child who lit the fireworks and ran away. When he ran away, he still had a pleasant and comfortable smile on his face, as if Everything is according to his plan.

Someone captured such a "world-famous painting", that is, when Wen Wen was running away, Xue Zhiwen, who was set on fire by him and transformed into a gun mount, was spraying wildly. The actions and expressions of the two formed a very sharp contrast. !

The students in Class Three are now convinced of the docile metaphysics physique, and no one dares to have a head-on conflict with him anymore. Damn this guy is poisonous and has a real "nuclear deterrent" on him. Who would If you don’t believe in evil, you will definitely suffer serious consequences in the end!

However, for students in other classes, they would definitely not easily believe in this metaphysics. They only noticed that this handsome boy with an elegant temperament was indeed quite courageous. He actually dared to stand up in that situation. Come out and argue!

It is precisely because of his strong arguments that Xue Zhiwen's show was extremely explosive in comparison. After all, one moment he was using a loudspeaker to trumpet the quality of the food in the cafeteria, and the next moment, he was... Start squirting on the spot, this operation is so awesome! The contrast is too strong!
At this time, in Class 2 () of Senior High School, Xue Zhiwen's child, Xue Gaochi, was completely unable to hold his head up in Class directly because of his father's involvement!

However, the quality of the students in Class 2 is still relatively high. At least they did not ridicule him in front of him, saying, "How can you squirt? Did you grow up eating his shit?"
Or maybe your father likes throwing excrement so much. When you made a mistake when you were a child, did he hit you in the face with his flying stick?
Of course, this kind of close-to-face situation cannot happen.

But after watching the video, it was inevitable that the second class students would look at Xue Gaochi with playful eyes.

And a teasing look like this was obviously enough to make Xue Gaochi feel tormented and miserable.

He used to be proud of such a father. After all, he was also the Secretary-General of the Family Committee. According to the thinking of ordinary students, parents who can join the Family Committee are either officials or have a big business... …

The actual situation is of course not like this. Xue Zhiwen is just able to hang out and get things done. He doesn't even have a job. He is basically an unemployed vagrant, doing nothing all day long.

All the money he makes comes from gambling in his hometown town. After all, every year during the Chinese New Year, people who work from other places will definitely be dragged into playing cards and mahjong when they return to their hometowns. Xue Zhiwen relies on this kind of gambling. By defrauding workers of their hard-earned money, you can win as little as 100,000 during the Chinese New Year, which will make you rich immediately.

He claims to the public that his job is as a consultant and freelance writer, which is actually quite deceptive to match his relatively gentle name of "Xue Zhiwen".

Xue Gaochi usually likes to show off his father in class, but now it's better. How can he show off after his father has done such an explosive thing?
The most important thing is that his butt is also exposed. He actually tells lies with his eyes open. He insists on forcing everyone to admit that the food in the school cafeteria is of excellent quality. However, the facts prove that his lies are too ridiculous...

What makes Xue Gaochi even more uneasy is that apparently the video of Xue Zhiwen squirting on the spot and throwing excrement in anger is not limited to the campus!
In just two or three days, these videos spread more and more widely. They were not only trending on Bilibili, but also widely spread on short video platforms!
Of course, long videos are the most popular ones on site B. There are many users who come here to watch the fun. After all, this is a "wonder of the world" created by a "human hippopotamus", and it is a particularly delicious video!
And the barrage that appeared in the video also made people laugh wildly——

"XXX is ready for dinner!"

"Come and eat noodles!"

"The number one Splatoon in the national server opens up!"

"Turbo, Imperial Engine!"

“The formation of the monsoon!”

“Now join the KFC Deluxe Package!”

"With soup and water, I'm laughing so hard!"

"Hahahahahaha..."

"Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School is famous throughout the country and scores like crazy!"

……

That's right, as this video of "a humanoid hippo pooping and spiraling into the sky" went viral on Station B, Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School, which was once well-known as one of the top high schools in the country, became completely popular!
The short video that is being circulated crazily on the short video platform is naturally a short video of a "snowball fight" in the canteen. Many people in the comment area are popularizing science as to why this "war" happened...

Many self-media and reporters who rely on traffic to make a living took notice of the news and forwarded various reports about it. At the same time, of course, they also made complaints and criticisms about the quality of the food in the canteen of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School!
Kong Weiguo, the old principal of Jiangzhou No. 1 Middle School, was very worried about this. The reform that he originally did not care about triggered a massive "revolution" and the entire No. 1 Middle School was embarrassed!

Under such circumstances, the final result was that the No. 1 Middle School cafeteria finally underwent an unprecedented overhaul, and the taste and quality of the food were greatly improved!

Although the reform was unsuccessful, the canteen revolution that was brewing was truly successful!

Xue Zhiwen, the former secretary-general of the Family Committee, who once became famous all over the world, is undoubtedly an invisible hero. Without his popularity, how could he have caused a huge public opinion storm?
All in all, although the process is very tortuous, the future of the canteen is bright!

(End of this chapter)