Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

Zhang Qingdi is actually looking forward to competing with the Erlang Master. Of course, it would be best if he can beat him and call him Grandpa Qingdi.

But it seems that this dream still needs to continue to work hard.

"Don't rush to do it. I know there is a restaurant nearby that tastes great." Unexpectedly, this Erlang Zhenjun was also a gourmet. "Will Zhang Xianyou eat this mortal meal?"

Emperor Zhang Qing nodded, "When we go to Nanzhan Buzhou, I will introduce you to some restaurants and restaurants I have secretly collected."

The two of them looked at each other and smiled, each riding on the clouds.

Emperor Zhang Qing followed Yang Erlang unhurriedly.

After walking for half a day, Yang Erlang said, "We're here, right down there!"

They lowered the clouds and landed on the ground.

Erlangshen pointed to the wine shop in the distance and said, "His braised pork ribs are truly outstanding."

"Let's go!" Zhang Qingdi smiled.

They walked into the wine shop and Erlang Shen wrinkled his eyes.

"Is this a shop run by a goblin?" Although Zhang Qingdi is also a goblin, to be honest, among goblins who like to eat raw, it is difficult to find a gourmet.

As for Erhei, it was Master Qing who trained him well.

"No." Erlang Shen shook his head.

At this time, a bald old man came out of the kitchen. He was covered in the smell of blood.

"What do you two gentlemen want to eat?"

Both Zhang Qingdi and Erlangshen could see that this guy was wearing human skin. The owner of that human skin should be the previous boss here.

"What do you have?" Zhang Qingdi asked directly.

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then three more people walked out of the back kitchen.

Two female demons and one male demon.

Emperor Zhang Qing didn't see what kind of goblin this nest was for a while.

"We only have freshly slaughtered sheep in our store today. Would you like to have some here, please?" the old man said impatiently.

"What kind of attitude do you have? If this is the attitude! We won't eat at your place." Zhang Qingdi said deliberately.

The young man sneered at the side, "You have to pay when you come in and sit down! If you don't want to pay, I'm afraid you won't be able to leave this store."

Emperor Zhang Qing and Erlang Shen looked at each other and laughed.

"My child, don't talk nonsense with them! These two men are good-looking. When I skin them, you can have fun with your mother." The old man said with a smile.

"Dad, I want the skin of the man in green robe!" the young man pointed at Zhang Qingdi and said.

"Okay! But you have to be careful when wearing it." The old man told his son. "Give it to me when you have enough."

"Okay." The young man immediately nodded in agreement.

Emperor Zhang Qing and Erlang Shen couldn't help laughing again.

I don't know whether it was because Emperor Zhang Qing and Erlang Shen laughed at him, or because they thought he had a new skin.

The old man reached out and took off the human skin from his body.

The most intuitive thing that impressed Zhang Qingdi was the guy's bald forehead, and the fact that this guy actually had a lamp growing on his head.

"I am Nanliuhe, and so is the lantern-carrying ancestor..."

Bang!
Emperor Zhang Qing flicked the lamp and it exploded.

"Tell me again, what are you talking about? I hope it's not a lamp, or I'll blow your bald head off!" Zhang Qingdi said with a sneer.

The young man who originally wanted to imitate his father in tearing human skin to pieces, stopped in embarrassment.

"Who are you?" The old fish demon was trembling with fear. They thought they were two fat sheep, but they didn't expect that they kicked them into the iron plate.

His lamp is his natal magic weapon.

I ate a lot of small fish and shrimps in the river with it.

I didn't expect to be crushed by the guy in front of me today.

"Where is this original store?" Erlangshen asked knowingly. It is a common method for these gods to kill goblins, and they must be for the sake of justice.

"Killed by us..." the lantern fish demon said cautiously.

Erlang Shen slammed the table and said angrily, "You kill innocent people indiscriminately, aren't you afraid of God's punishment?"

Of course they are not afraid. If they were, they wouldn't do this.

The young fish demon roared. He felt that although he was no match for the man in green, the guy in yellow robe was probably not strong. Any of these chattering guys would be hacked to death with a knife.

"You talk so much nonsense!" The young fish demon yelled at Erlang Shen.

Zhang Qingdi couldn't help laughing.

Erlang Shen stretched out his hand and grabbed his neck, and the human skin was immediately pulled back. He imitated Zhang Qingdi's technique and crushed the fish demon's lamp.

This young fish demon's lamp has not yet become a reality, but if it is not crushed as soon as possible, I am afraid that he will be like the old fish demon by then.

The two female fish monsters rushed forward regardless.

Before Yang Erlang had time to take action, Emperor Zhang Qing was not used to their problems. Kill the two fish monsters directly.

Killing is simple and easy!
The two fishes, father and son, couldn't fight for a while, so they could run away... They knew that they might not be able to run away.

Just when they were hesitating about what to do next, Emperor Zhang Qing helped them make a choice first.

Two fish monsters shining random lights with broken lamps, life is a waste. Zhang Qingdi had his head shattered one by one and smashed their heads.

Erlang Shen walked into the kitchen and saw a large pot rolling.

There were several hooves and some human flesh in the cauldron.

Yang Erlang swore that he would never eat Sheng Ho Tong again.

Originally, it was rare for him to have a hobby, and this was one of them. As a result, not only was the man killed by this family of fish monsters, he was also made unwilling to eat pork again.

Finally, Emperor Zhang Qing and Erlang Shen took out the human flesh and buried it, but neither of them had any intention of eating the hooves.

"Hey, it's too easy for these four monsters to die!" Erlang Shen said dissatisfied.

"Or should I capture their souls?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

Erlang Shen was just complaining, and he wouldn't really be like this with the four goblins.

"Come! Come! Come! Let's fight first. After that, I will take you to a restaurant I like." Zhang Qingdi moved his hands and feet and said.

"I will never eat meat again." Erlang Zhenjun said.

"Don't say that, if people really offer you pork, how can you throw the meat in their face?" Zhang Qingdi asked funnyly.

"This can be considered a bad thing about being a god."

"What you said is really shameless." Emperor Zhang Qing sneered.

Erlang Zhenjun stretched out his hand and a three-pointed two-edged sword appeared in his hand.

"Come!"

Zhang Qingdi took out the double hammers from his own space, and the two of them just fought together without saying anything more.

The fight continued until the second day and the winner was still not decided.

In the end, we fought for three days and three nights, and it was still hard to tell the winner.

In the end, Zhang Qingdi stopped first, "No more fighting! If I have another hundred moves, I will lose."

Erlang Shen smiled happily and said, "Compared with last time, Zhang Xianyou is much better.

If you take out the golden scissors, I'm afraid I'll be in trouble again. "

"Don't come here!" Emperor Zhang Qing sneered. "If you use the golden dragon shears now, I'm afraid you won't be in such a mess anymore."

"Anyway, let's call it a tie today." Erlangshen said with a smile. It was obvious that he was having a great time fighting this battle.

There are very few people in these three realms who can fight like this with me.

That's not to say that Erlang Zhenjun is truly invincible. There are many people in these three realms who can deal with him.

But those powerful people used either magical powers or magic weapons to deal with him. There really aren't many people who can capture him with their martial arts and combat prowess.

"If you lose, you lose." Zhang Qingdi was very free and easy.

He and Erlang Shen both have trump cards. If they fight to the death on Jin'ao Island, it's hard to say what the outcome will be.

Emperor Zhang Qing and Erlang Shen had a meal of roast beef.

Erlangshen was very satisfied with the meal.

"It's delicious! It's delicious!" He nodded with satisfaction. "I have finally made a friend with Zhang Xianyou." Zhang Qingdi wiped his hands and said, "Well, we will be friends from now on."

"I will give Zhang Xianyou another 10% profit from the previous transaction." Erlang Shen said with a big wave of his hand.

But Emperor Zhang Qing refused.

"Why refuse?" Erlangshen asked puzzledly.

"If our relationship breaks down today, will the price of this transaction need to be increased?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

"How could I, Erlangshen, do that!" He said with some dissatisfaction.

"Yes! This business needs to be done for a long time, so it should be done according to the conditions that are beneficial to both of us. Only in this way can the business be done for a long time." Zhang Qingdi said seriously.

"Zhang Xianyou was right in this matter." Erlang Shen said sincerely.

After the meal, the two of them went their separate ways.

Erlang Shen went to his own Guanjiang estuary, and Emperor Zhang Qing could only visit Jin'ao Island. As soon as Emperor Zhang Qing touched the ground, he saw the flames on the hilltop of the Nine-Headed Insect.

Niu Qiqiang directly used his magic power to form a protective shield.

Inside the protective cover is the little toad's golden Buddha body protection.

The two of them had magical powers that enveloped the peaks of the Nine-Headed Insect.

"What's wrong?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

Princess Iron Fan fanned her three times.

Zuo Shengze kept raining on the top of the mountain.

"That goblin under your command almost burned down the entire mountain with something he didn't know he refined." The Antarctic Immortal said.

"Okay, you all should accept your magical powers." Zhang Qingdi said.

As soon as he opened his mouth, all his magical powers dissipated.

When he walked into the refining room, he saw a nine-headed insect with a dark face.

"What happened to you?" Zhang Qingdi couldn't help but laugh.

"This stove is about to explode." Nine-Headed Insect said anxiously. "The flames are out of control, and we just don't know when they will explode."

Those Wu clan youths had already been dismissed by him.

Zhang Qingdi nonchalantly stretched out his hand to catch it, and the flame went directly into his hand.

The out-of-control furnace immediately subsided.

Seeing that the fire was under control, the Nine-Headed Insect could finally breathe a sigh of relief. But I saw the weapons turned into a pile of scrap iron in the furnace.

The nine-headed insect fainted directly.

Emperor Zhang Qing had no intention of rescuing him. This guy was uneasy and letting him have a good sleep was the best choice.

However, Zhang Qingdi still asked Erhei to help him take a look.

Erhei's medical skills are now ranked third on Jin'ao Island.

In front of her are the ancient Buddha Buddha and the Antarctic Immortal.

They were the only three people who knew how to heal in Jin'ao Island. Little Toad had also learned it for some time, but the old monk felt that his talent was not in it, so he didn't let him learn it anymore.

"Brother, is Xiaofeng okay?" Niu Qiqiang asked sheepishly.

Niu Qiqiang had heard Emperor Zhang Qing talk about the Fire Spear before.

He had many meritorious deeds, so he asked the Nine-Headed Insect to refine a fire-tip spear for Hong Hai'er. Niu Qiqiang was also very generous to his son, spending all his merits directly.

Hydra uses the best materials.

As a result, something went wrong along the way. The fire-tipped spear was naturally pro-fire.

When it became a gun, the fire was difficult to control, and what happened today happened.

"Do you think I have medical skills?" Zhang Qingdi asked.

Niu Qiqiang was suddenly embarrassed. Fortunately, Erhei quickly answered for him, "Just let this guy sleep well for a few days. Don't let him refine weapons again..."

"Weapon refining!" The nine-headed insect sat up immediately after hearing the weapon refining.

Zhang Qingdi simply and roughly punched him unconscious.

"It's okay." Zhang Qingdi said. "The nine-headed insect will bear half of the materials for the ruined weapon, and the other half will be borne by Gongzhong."

"Brother, I..."

"This has nothing to do with you, don't say anything.

If we want to live on this island for a long time, we must follow rules in everything. "Zhang Qingdi said seriously. "This is also the first time that this has happened. Next time this happens again, the loss will be borne by the Nine-Headed Insect itself. "

The nine-headed insect is in a coma. If he were awake, he would only agree to 10,000.

The risk of refining weapons is high, but the rewards are also high.

Three days later, the nine-headed insect woke up full of energy.

The little toad told him Zhang Qingdi's decision, and the nine-headed insect came directly to Zhang Qingdi.

"Master Qing, I will bear the loss this time." Nine-Headed Insect said seriously.

"Don't harp on what I have already decided." Zhang Qingdi said simply and clearly.

Nine-Headed Insect is naturally extremely grateful.

"Master Qing, the refining of that fire-pointed spear is a bit too difficult."

"Is it more difficult than the communication magic weapon?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked puzzledly.

The Nine-Headed Insect looked at him with resentment, and Emperor Zhang Qing said directly, "Just tell me how you need me to help you."

Hearing this, the Nine-Headed Insect immediately laughed.

"Master Qing, can you help me control the fire?"

The next day Zhang Qingdi appeared in front of the stove.

"What flame do you need?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

He really doesn't know how to refine weapons and is too lazy to learn.

No matter how powerful the weapon is, can it be beaten one more time?
Of course not!

"Does Master Qing have the Samadhi True Fire?" Nine-Headed Insect asked cautiously.

He still uses demon fire for refining weapons now.

The power is poor, the battery life is short, and the quality of the product depends entirely on the control of the nine-headed insect.

"So simple?" After Zhang Qingdi finished speaking, a ball of flame appeared in his hand.

The nine-headed insect's eyes lit up.

"Is there a Six-Ding Divine Fire?" The Nine-Headed Insect's voice was trembling.

He is afraid that his expectations will be disappointed.

Six Ding Shenhuo, that is what Laojun uses for refining weapons!

Emperor Zhang Qing was too lazy to answer.

He held out five fingers.

Red lotus karma fire! The sun is so hot! Nanming Lihuo! Six Ding Shenhuo! The sky is full of thunder and fire!

"Choose for yourself." Zhang Qingdi said casually.

I, Emperor Zhang Qing, am now the king of fire!
It sounds a bit cheesy to say this, but it sounds pretty awesome.

In the end, the Nine-Headed Insect chose the Liuding Divine Fire that he had longed for.

This Six Ding Divine Fire is most suitable for refining weapons.

So Emperor Zhang Qing used an artificial flamethrower.

"fire!"

"Bigger!"

"smaller!"

"The temperature is rising!"

"You ask for less." Zhang Qingdi said angrily impatiently. "Okay, okay! If you have any requests, just ask."

"Another 10% increase!" Nine-Headed Insect said seriously. (End of chapter)