Journey to the West: Don’t mess with that monster

"Tsk, tsk, tsk! This gun is really good." The six-eared macaque said enviously.

"You should first pay back your previous merits before thinking about anything else." Zhang Qingdi said rudely.

"My master said he has meritorious deeds..." the six-eared macaque whispered.

"That was obtained in exchange for the relics." Emperor Zhang Qing said with a smile.

The old monk naturally has meritorious service, and Emperor Zhang Qing was very fair in his assessment of meritorious service. I say this purely to scare off the six-eared macaque.

The clever stone monkey is not around, so he can only bully the six-eared macaque.

Sure enough, the six-eared macaque suddenly lost its previous momentum.

Helping to refine weapons was not a big drain on him, but he really couldn't stand the various commands of the Nine-Headed Insect. Niu Qiqiang carefully held the fire-pointed gun and looked at it carefully.

"Excellent value for money! Excellent value for money!" He can tell the difference between good and bad.

This Niu Qiqiang actually knows how to use idioms...

Princess Iron Fan also smiled with satisfaction.

"Thank you, Xiaofeng."

"No, I should thank you! You allowed me to come into contact with the Six Ding Divine Fire in my lifetime!" the Nine-Headed Insect said excitedly.

Hong Hai'er held the fire-tip gun and immediately became very excited.

"Shi Hu, do you have an enemy? I'll help you kill him!" This child is so cute and adorable.

"Master likes to convince people with virtue and does not like to fight and kill." Zhang Qingdi felt that he should set a good example for his children.

Naturally, Hong Hai'er didn't know how to convince people with virtue, so he went to play with the fire-pointed spear.

With the little toad following us, no one would worry.

"Master Qing! Grandpa Qing Emperor! Come again! Let me do it again!" The Nine-Headed Insect looked at Zhang Qing Emperor expectantly and said.

"Get out!" Zhang Qingdi cursed.

This guy wasn't angry either. Instead, he said with a playful smile, "If you scold me a few more times, you can make me use the Six Ding Divine Fire again."

"Dream, there is everything in the dream." Zhang Qingdi refused without hesitation.

I don’t like being ordered around like my third grandson!

The Nine-Headed Insect looked like it had no hope for monsters.

"If I don't make a flamethrower for you, haven't you ever thought of doing it yourself?" Zhang Qingdi said.

"I have practiced fire-attribute magical powers, but my talent..." The Nine-Headed Insect looked at Zhang Qingdi with some embarrassment.

"How many meritorious deeds do you have left?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked.

"More than ten thousand."

"Three hundred thousand! I'll help you customize a Six-Ding Divine Fire magical power through the revolving door." Zhang Qingdi said.

"Really?" Nine-Headed Insect immediately signed the contract of sale.

"In half a month, I will teach you my magical powers." Zhang Qingdi said.

He still needs to improve.

If the nine-headed insect could be like Emperor Zhang Qing, he could control all the flames in the world. The easiest way is to kill him and let Xiaoman send him to be cast into a fairy fetus that is naturally fond of fire.

But if he is only allowed to master one kind, and does not need to fight, but is used to refine weapons, then Zhang Qingdi still has a way.

In the past half month, Nine-Headed Insect has no intention of refining weapons.

I looked at the Qingdi Palace eagerly all day long.

Zhang Qingdi kept his word and came out of the Qingdi Palace within half a month.

"Let's go and teach you your magical power."

After teaching the formula three times, Nine-Headed Chong was still worried and insisted on Zhang Qingdi checking it for him.

Mr. Qing rarely had the patience to listen to it again.

So the nine-headed insect went to practice.

"Your mental formula is very strange." The old monk listened from the beginning to the end. "But I think that Nine-Headed Insect can learn the Six-Ding Divine Fire.

Your monster's talent is really terrifying. "

"It's just so so." Zhang Qingdi said modestly. "I'm afraid Tathagata is still worse than me."

"You are not as good as him in Buddhism. No one in the three realms can match him in Buddhism. But in terms of cultivation talent, he is really not as good as you." The old monk said seriously.

"Could it be that you have a grudge against me and are deliberately exalting me and belittling Tathagata?" Emperor Zhang Qing asked from the side.

"Am I that kind of person?" the old monk asked angrily.

"Yes!" Emperor Zhang Qing replied.

The old monk turned around and went to practice Buddhism.

This guy can't be killed anymore, and there's no point in getting angry with him, so forget it! never mind!
Zhang Qingdi originally wanted to have a few words with the old monk, but he didn't expect that the old monk turned around and left.

Suddenly Zhang Qingdi felt a little boring. In the past, two or three sentences made the old monk crazy. Now this guy has not only improved his cultivation, but also stabilized his mind.

When he becomes a Buddha in the future, he will say that he was so supportive of him in the past to help him sharpen his character.

The Ancient Buddha of Ran Deng should believe it... he should believe it.

Otherwise he would not have become the Buddha of the past... Hahaha...

The old monk really doesn't have the ability to read minds, otherwise he would have saved this damn snake demon right now!
Emperor Zhang Qing spent three more boring days in Jin'ao Island.

Little did he know that the monkey was causing trouble in heaven again.

This monkey is not Bima Wen in heaven, he is the God of Plague!
Today, the general who is rolling the curtain next to the Jade Emperor is asking for a horse.

"You are not worthy of telling me to do things!" The monkey put his short legs on the table.

This is still based on Zhang Qingdi, but he has long legs.

This monkey has short legs... "You damn monkey, you really think you are Lord Shixing! You are just Bimawen..."

"If you want to die, call Bima Wen again!" the monkey said angrily.

"Bima Wen! Bima Wen! Bima Wen!" said the rolling curtain general angrily.

I don’t know why he naturally hates this monkey!
The monkey was furious and the golden cudgel was caught in his hand.

He waved at the rolling curtain general.

The general who rolled the curtain had been prepared for a long time, and he did it on purpose today.

After these days, everyone in the heaven can be considered to have touched the nature of the monkey Qing. As long as you are polite to him and call him Xingjun, he will help you with anything.

But if you fight hard with him, his fierceness will be even more cruel than yours.

The general who rolled up the curtain closed his hands, and his hands were extremely stable.

For so many years, I have never made any mistakes in helping the Jade Emperor roll up the curtain of the Lingxiao Palace.

"Give it to me!" The curtain general wanted to grab the stick with both hands.

boom!
The golden cudgel hit the curtain-rolling general hard in the face.

He flew out directly, vomiting blood.

too strong! This monkey is so strong!
"Scream again!" the monkey bared his teeth.

The brutal and murderous aura in his body made General Roller tremble in fear. The monkey put the golden hoop on his shoulder and walked over step by step.

"I'll let you scream again!"

"You! You! I am the general of the rolling curtain personally appointed by the Jade Emperor. You don't have to mess around." The general of the rolling curtain said incoherently.

He crawled back in embarrassment, but the monkey had no intention of sparing him. Finally the roller blind leaned against a pillar and he could no longer move back.

The monkey lifted the stick, and the roller blind screamed in fright.

The stick didn't fall, and the monkey took a look at the urine flowing out of the roll-up pants.

"Don't let me see you again!" Monkey said coldly.

Roller Blind stood up and ran away. After this day, his hand was no longer steady.

To be honest, the roller-shutter general was seeking death on his own. During this time, Monkey discovered that he had been deceived by Heaven. Originally, he felt that although he was in charge of the Royal Horse Supervisor, he was still the Star Lord of the mansion.

But no one in heaven regards him as any kind of star king.

They prefer to call themselves Bi Ma Wen!
Bi Mawen! Bi Mawen!
Fuck you Butima Wen!

Grandpa Sun of the Heavenly Court couldn't wait any longer. He regretted not listening to Emperor Zhang Qing's words.

There are a bunch of liars in this heaven!
But he still had some regrets, he did like it here.

Originally, he felt that his Huaguo Mountain was the most carefree and happiest place in the world.

He originally thought that when he returned from studying skills, he would take Emperor Zhang Qing and Little Toad to his Huaguo Mountain, but he didn't expect that Master Qing would have Jin'ao Island that could completely defeat him.

Naturally, the monkey didn't want to crush Emperor Zhang Qing.

He just felt that he wanted to earn a family fortune that would impress Emperor Zhang Qing. So when Taibai Jinxing mentioned this matter, he agreed without hesitation.

He thought that one day he would be able to make a career in heaven, impress Emperor Zhang Qing, and make little toad admire him.

In the end, I didn't expect this result.

Before Monkey left, he looked back at Nantianmen. He suddenly felt as if he had nothing.

And this Nantianmen is so tall and big that he needs to look up.

The four heavenly kings have all changed their magic weapons at this time.

They had been watching the monkey leave in the dark without any intention of stopping him.

The Jade Emperor in the Lingxiao Palace smiled and asked, "Taibai, what do you think the monkey was thinking when he finally left Nantianmen?"

Taibai Jinxing replied directly, "He must think that the Nantian Gate is too high, which makes him look in awe."

Hearing this, the Jade Emperor burst into laughter. He liked Taibai Jinxing's answer so much.

If every god could be like Taibai Venus.

Be in awe! That’ll be good…

"That monkey is different from Aiqing." The Jade Emperor smiled and shook his head, "Maybe he wanted to smash the bird door!"

"Your Majesty has something to say." Taibai Jinxing admonished.

"Hahaha, I understand today why everyone in the world likes to say a few bad words. Without him, I just feel better." The Jade Emperor said with a smile.

"I'm afraid I need to take a look at the side of the rolling curtain." Taibai Jinxing said, "He scared the monkey today."

"A bad fate is also a fate!" the Jade Emperor said lukewarmly.

Taibai Jinxing didn't say much.

The monkey went down to the lower world but was too embarrassed to go to Jin'ao Island, so he stayed in Huaguo Mountain.

"Your Majesty, why are you so unhappy?" asked the red-faced horse monkey while drinking fruit juice and eating fairy fruit.

"I..." Monkey didn't want to tell others that he went to heaven and became Jin Bi Ma Wen. "I just don't think this Monkey King is good enough for me, I think! I want to be the Monkey King!"

The monkey only felt that this name seemed destined!
"Hahaha! Place a banner for me quickly. Write the four characters of Monkey King Qitian on the banner and hang it up immediately.

From now on, you can only call me the Great Sage Qitian, and you are not allowed to call me the King again! "The monkey stood up and stepped on his throne and said with his head raised.

For some reason, he thought of the Nantian Gate that was so high up there that it seemed to suppress the Three Realms!

My old grandson is the Monkey King!
Your Nantianmen is nothing!

Emperor Zhang Qing yawned and watched Red Boy practicing his spear. The six-eared macaque said dissatisfiedly, "Why do you ask me to practice with you every time when you are my disciple?"

"Because I give you three merit points every time!" Emperor Zhang Qing said, "You owe me a thousand merit points, you bastard!" (End of Chapter)