Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 351 The Distress of Being a King
3603, when Meijia talked about this matter, she still showed contempt.

"Teacher Zeng, your last-minute act of pulling the strings will be despised by our iPartment classmates!"

"Not that much."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled awkwardly, "I can't do anything about it since he's drunk."

"How about you confess it again later?" Yu Mo looked hopeful.

"Kai, you are kidding."

Zeng Xiaoxian's eyes dodged and he stammered, "I was just fooled by you last night. How can someone in this world confess his love right after solving the problem of his ex-girlfriend?

“This is too hasty!”

[In his inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said arrogantly.]

[Taking the initiative to confess is never a manifestation of courage. A true warrior waits for others to confess to him! ]

[Besides, I have always been oppressed by Yifei. If I rush to confess my feelings to her, everyone will definitely think that I have some masochistic tendencies and despise me! ]

[At this moment, everyone's voice-over came: We despise you now too! ]

"cut!"

Everyone was speechless.

Although there are countless people who are stubborn and face-saving in Love Apartment, the one who is the most stubborn and face-saving is still Teacher Zeng.

"I think everyone can put aside the matter between Yifei and Teacher Zeng for now. After all, it is well known that Teacher Zeng is a loser."

Zhang Wei didn't care about the fact that he and Zeng Xiaoxian shared a bed together. He asked anxiously, "Mei Jia, I think you should tell me about my situation."

Meijia joked, “It’s not that I don’t want to tell you, it’s that I’m afraid you won’t be able to bear it if I tell you.

"The thing is like this..."

……

Time began to go back again.

In the Sunny Day Bar, several people shook their heads as they looked at Zeng Xiaoxian, who was drunk and lying on the sofa.

Originally they thought that Mr. Zeng could give them a big blow, but unexpectedly he gave everyone a big blow.

Ziqiao was so angry at Zeng Xiaoxian's disappointment that he got drunk and sighed in a daze.

"It's a failure at the last minute, it's really a failure at the last minute!

"I didn't expect that Mr. Zeng's pig brain was useless when he was sober, and it turns out that he was still useless when he was drunk."

Zi Qiao waved his hands repeatedly and said, "No, I'm so angry when I see Teacher Zeng now. I'd better go out and have some fun."

He said as he picked up his coat, stood up and left the bar.

Everyone finished their last cocktails and decided to go back to the apartment together.

"That bastard Lu Ziqiao still has the nerve to say he's not drunk. He even took the wrong coat."

Meijia handed Ziqiao's coat to Guan Gu and Zhanbo: "It's quite cold tonight, you should help Teacher Zeng put on Ziqiao's coat first."

"it is good."

Zhanbo and Guan Gu helped Zeng Xiaoxian put on his coat. They each carried the drunk and sleeping Zeng Xiaoxian on their backs and prepared to return to the apartment.

Meijia grabbed Yumo's precious bag and supported the drunk Yumo as they followed behind Zhanbo and Guangu. Youyou, who had also drunk a lot, staggered in the middle.

The six of them finally returned to the sixth floor. Zhanbo yawned and asked sleepily, "Should we go to 3601 or 3604 first?"

Guan Gu thought for a moment and said, "Let's go to 3604 first."

Yumo and Youyou were both very drunk, and Zhang Wei went to bed early. They still had to settle the dazed Yumo and the overly excited Youyou first.

As for Teacher Zeng, he is still sleeping anyway, so we can just throw him onto the bed in the bedroom and be done with it.

So they came to 3604. Guan Gu and Zhan Bo threw Xiao Xian onto the sofa first, and then Guan Gu hurried over to help You You up.

"Guan Gu, I'm not drunk."

Compared to Xiaoxian and Yumo, Youyou was not drunk. She just walked unsteadily and was too excited.

Guan Gu said as if he was coaxing a child: "I know you are not drunk, so please wash up, change your clothes and go back to your room to sleep, okay?"

"Okay." Youyou nodded with a slightly tipsy look on her face.

At this moment, Zhang Wei, wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants pajamas, walked out dazedly, holding a pillow.

[Zhang Wei's puzzled voiceover is heard: "So I walked out on my own last night? But why don't I have any memory of this?"]

[Mei Jia accused dissatisfiedly: "Zhang Wei, don't interrupt me. Just listen to me and you will understand."]

[“Also, the next part I’m going to talk about is quite exciting, please don’t interrupt me later.”]

"Zhang Wei, didn't you say you went to bed early tonight?"

Seeing this, Meijia said, "Then come over and help. Yumo, Youyou, and Teacher Zeng are all drunk. Come over and lend a hand."

Facing Meijia's call, Zhang Weili ignored her and went straight to the refrigerator to take out a can of money-saving must-have, super-large package, and 50% off on expiring milk in supermarkets.

"what's the situation?"

Meijia looked confused: "Why is he ignoring me? I spoke too softly."

Guan Gu looked at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were lifeless, and reasoned, "Maybe he was confused in his sleep."

"That's it."

Mika nodded.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Wei walked towards them in a daze with empty eyes.

He stood quietly in front of the few people, then numbly unscrewed the can of milk.

Youyou was amused by Zhang Wei: "Is Zhang Wei showing off to us that he has milk to drink?"

Guan Gu stroked his chin and thought for a while, then suddenly his eyes lit up: "I know, Zhang Wei must want to pour us some milk to sober us up, I'll go get the cups now."

He said as he ran to the kitchen.

Youyou laughed dryly: "Zhang Wei, we appreciate your kindness, but when you bought the milk, it was only three days away from expiration. Now it is probably expired. You should drink it yourself."

"Oh……"

Zhang Wei answered in a daze.

Just when Meijia wanted to help Yumo back to her bedroom, Zhang Wei in front of the three women raised his hand.

The milky white milk drew a free arc in the air, and then accurately hit the faces of Meijia, Youyou and Yumo.

Guan Gu, who had hurried back with a few cups, was stunned when he saw this.

Meijia and the others were so overwhelmed by Zhang Wei's expired milk that their faces were covered with it, and they couldn't even open their eyes.

Meijia and Youyou were completely confused. Yumo even looked up at the sky stupidly: "Eh... is it raining?"

After Yu Mo's drunken speech, the entire 3604 fell into an eerie silence.

Then two sharp screams, powerful enough to pierce the entire apartment, exploded in the living room.

"what!!!"

Meijia and Youyou screamed frantically, and it was not right to wipe off the milk on their faces, nor was it right not to wipe it off. Guan Gu was even more shocked and asked in fear: "Zhang Wei, look at what you have done!"

He picked up a piece of cloth from the table and trotted over to Youyou to wipe her.

"Guangu, thank you."

Youyou's face was gently wiped by Guan Gu. She felt that her body temperature, which had just dropped, began to rise rapidly again.

Youyou shyly snatched the cloth from Guan Gu and stammered, "I can do it myself..."

She was about to cover her face with the cloth when her entire gaze suddenly froze.

"Guan Gu, where did you get this cloth?"

Guan Gu pointed casually: "It's on that table..."

He realized something and made the correct deduction for the first time in his life: "Is this... a rag?"

Youyou nodded with tears in her eyes.

First I was splashed with milk, then wiped with a rag. It seems I have to take a good bath tonight.

Yu Mo staggered and sat down against the wall. She said vaguely, "This suite will leak when it rains. I'd better sit against the corner so that I won't get wet."

...I really don’t know whether to say that the drunk Yumo is smart or stupid.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……"

At the same time, Zhang Wei ran quickly to the sofa.

He held the milk as if he was holding a sniper rifle and aimed at Meijia and the other two: "You traitorous traitors, not only do you call me by my real name, but you even want to order me around!
"Deceiving the emperor is a crime that cannot be forgiven. Watch me snipe you with my Barrett!"

"Give me back Barrett, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!"

Meijia wiped the milk that was stuck in her eyes viciously. She put her hands on her hips and yelled at Zhang Wei, "Why are you not sleeping at night and using milk as a water gun?"

"Zhang Wei, are you sick? No, you'd better admit that you are sick right now, otherwise you will die at such a young age!"

"Be bold!"

Zhang Wei shouted angrily: "You must address me as Your Majesty!"

"His Majesty?"

Meijia laughed out of anger. Her anger made her unable to think about what kind of madness Zhang Wei had gone through tonight. She just wanted Zhang Wei to have a taste of her Tathagata Palm.

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Meijia rolled up her sleeves and was furious: "I, Chen Meijia, will enforce justice on behalf of heaven today and eradicate you, the remnant of feudalism!"

Don’t be fooled by Meijia’s cute and sweet appearance. In fact, she is the girl with the worst temper among all the girls in the apartment except Yifei.

It's just that her bad temper is usually reserved for Ziqiao, and tonight Zhang Wei also had the rare opportunity to enjoy Ziqiao's treatment.

Meijia Ghost took quick steps and rushed directly to Zhang Wei. She grabbed Zhang Wei's ear with one hand and pinched the soft flesh on Zhang Wei's waist with her other hand.

Zhang Wei was shaking with pain, but he still had to maintain his imperial dignity.

"Big, bold!"

Zhang Wei wanted to fight back with the milk in his hand, but his intention to attack was too obvious.

As soon as he raised the milk, Meijia's other hand pushed that hand back.

The milk in Zhang Wei's hand immediately flew backwards, and all of it spilled onto Zeng Xiaoxian who was sleeping on the sofa without a drop left.

Zeng Xiaoxian was immediately awakened by the milk that was poured into his nose. He hunched over and coughed for a while before looking up at the sky in a daze.

"Eh... is it raining?"

At this time, Meijia was still lecturing Zhang Wei: "How dare you be an emperor like this? Is there any emperor like you who eats instant noodles and drinks expired milk?

"If you can be the emperor, then I will be the queen mother!"

He was originally feeling pain from Mijia's 360-degree devilish twisting of his flesh, but he was stunned when he heard what Mijia said.

"Are you the Queen Mother?"

"Correct!"

Meijia shouted angrily, "Call me mom!"

"mom!"

Zhang Wei burst into tears and hugged Meijia tightly, refusing to let go.

"Queen Mother, Queen Mother...I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"

When Meijia saw Zhang Wei hugging her tightly, she originally wanted to give Zhang Wei a knee kick to teach this bastard a lesson for being a hooligan in the middle of the night. However, Zhang Wei's sincere and heartfelt cry made her freeze.

Is Zhang Wei not acting?
You know, even acting masters like Youyou and Ziqiao can't perform as well as he does.

The anger on Mika's face slowly turned into confusion and helplessness as she didn't understand the situation. Guan Gu and Youyou on the side were so angry that their eyes were about to pop out.

What the hell is Zhang Wei doing so late at night?

At this moment, Zhang Wei was still lying in Meijia's arms and crying.

"Queen Mother, Queen Mother, I am under so much pressure."

"I will be defending my graduation thesis at the Imperial College next month. Those old pedants in the Imperial College look more terrifying than each other. I am so afraid that I will not be able to graduate and be laughed at by the whole world."

"Oh my god, did your ancient Chinese emperors also have to defend their papers?"

Guan Gu looked at Youyou in disbelief, as if he wanted to get an answer from her.

Youyou only said four words: "This is complete nonsense!"

Zhang Wei wiped his tears and continued, "There was a time when I was under so much pressure that I wanted to hang myself with a three-foot white silk. I also left a suicide note, saying that I was sorry for the cultivation of the Grand Tutor and for the people of this world.

"After reading my suicide note, the Grand Master was very angry. He rushed over to stop me and said that my suicide note had too high a plagiarism rate and would not pass the test. Moreover, the format of the suicide note was incorrect and the references were not clearly written.

"The Grand Master told me to get off the white silk and fix the suicide note right away, or else, or else... or else he would let me postpone my suicide until next year!"

Zhang Wei burst into tears and said, "I am the ruler of a country... and yet I have to postpone my suicide!"

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu were struck by lightning.

Now they really realized that something was wrong with Zhang Wei. From the story he told, it didn't seem like something a normal person would come up with.

"Zhang Wei, Zhang Wei, what's wrong with you?"

Meijia's original anger was swept away, and her face was now full of worry and fear: "Zhang Wei, don't scare us, you don't have a mental illness like Teacher Zeng, do you?"

Guan Gu suddenly thought of something, and he shrank behind Youyou in fear.

"Could it be that Zhang Wei has been possessed by the vengeful spirit of some emperor?"

That's right, it must be like this, otherwise there is no way to explain why Zhang Wei suddenly became like this.

Youyou gently patted Guan Gu's head and consoled him, "Don't worry, Guan Gu. There was no emperor in ancient China who was afraid of failing the defense and not being able to graduate like Zhang Wei mentioned."

Even if there really was such a weird emperor, why would he take over Zhang Wei's body?
Is he after Zhang Wei's instant noodles every day, or is he after Zhang Wei's expired milk?
It can't be that he had enough of the good life in his previous life and wants to experience the hard life of the poor in this life?
There is no such a mean creature in this world. Even Teacher Zeng is not so mean.

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei, whose eyes were dazed, and gave her own guess.

"Zhang Wei...isn't he sleepwalking?"

(End of this chapter)