Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 352 His Majesty's Beloved Concubine

"Are you saying I'm sleepwalking?"

In 3603, Zhang Wei pointed at himself in panic, unable to speak clearly: "I, I, I, I, I... How could I be sleepwalking?"

Meijia playfully imitated Zhang Wei's tone and said, "You, you, you, you, you...how can I know whether you will sleepwalk?"

She patted Zhang Wei's shoulder heavily and said, "Your Majesty Zhang Wei, you'd better admit that you were sleepwalking last night. Otherwise, for what you did last night, I will definitely spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda."

"Yes, I am sleepwalking."

Faced with Mei Jia's verbal threats, Zhang Wei decisively accepted the new setting that he might sleepwalk.

After all, if he didn't accept this setting, he would most likely be destroyed by Mika.

"That's right."

Meijia smiled and patted Zhang Wei's head: "My dear son, call me mom again?"

"Miga, stop it!"

Zhang Wei pushed Mei Jia's hand away with disgust, then covered his face with his hands in shame.

For Zhang Wei, calling Meijia, a girl younger than him, "mom" is really humiliating.

“Hahahaha…Oh hoo!”

Zeng Xiaoxian leaned on the sofa and laughed so hard that he fell backwards. He didn't care at all that Zhang Wei had poured milk on his head last night, but kept giving Zhang Wei a thumbs up.

"Zhang Wei, I didn't expect that you usually look so cowardly, but you are so domineering in my dreams.

"You keep saying "I, I, I" all the time. Are you planning a restoration?

"If we call you His Majesty now, will you let us serve as a Grand Marshal when you succeed in restoring the throne?
"Ha ha ha ha……"

Zeng Xiaoxian laughed his signature smirk.

"Teacher Zeng, you!"

Zhang Wei's eyes were wide open with anger. He obviously didn't expect that this guy who had slept in the same bed with him before would now put on his clothes and ignore him, and laugh at his joke.

I clearly didn't make fun of you when I mentioned you getting drunk and acting crazy just now.

Can we still be good friends?

Zhang Wei looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with grief and anger, and then he seemed to suddenly think of something and started to laugh like Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, I advise you not to be complacent too early. Don't forget how Meijia called you just now."

"What else can you call me? Just call me Ai... Fei?"

Zeng Xiaoxian looked dazed, and this time he finally couldn't laugh anymore.

This overly specific name gave Xiaoxian a bad feeling.

I hope nothing serious happened after I was woken up by Zhang Wei’s milk last night?
Xiaoxian immediately turned his head to look at Meijia, and immediately urged anxiously: "Meijia, what happened next? What happened next?"

Mika smiled sweetly: "The rest of the story will be even more exciting."

……

The time goes back to 3604 last night.

After hearing Youyou's speculation about Zhang Wei's sleepwalking, Guan Gu and Meijia exclaimed at the same time: "Sleepwalking?"

Guan Gu quickly asked, "Did Zhang Wei have a sleepwalking problem before?"

"Never." Youyou shook her head.

"But just because he didn't have it before doesn't mean he doesn't have it now."

She pointed at Zhang Wei who was still crying while holding Meijia: "I think there is no better explanation for Zhang Wei's current condition than sleepwalking."

"Right."

Guan Gu nodded: "So what should we do? Should we go up and wake Zhang Wei up?"

"You can try, but I don't think the success rate is high."

After all, Meijia just rushed directly in front of Zhang Wei, not only pulling his ears and yelling, but also pinching the soft flesh on Zhang Wei's waist hard, but Zhang Wei didn't wake up.

Youyou didn't have any hope that they could wake Zhang Wei up.

The fact was just as Youyou thought. The three of them tried their best but failed to wake Zhang Wei up.

Not only that, Zhang Wei in the sleepwalking state not only has a full-blown middle school syndrome and is extremely aggressive, but he is also very powerful.

Guan Gu, who wanted to step forward and wake him up, was punched hard by Zhang Wei as if he was an assassin. The punch made Guan Gu retreat repeatedly, holding his stomach in a cold sweat, and he couldn't speak for a long time.

Zhang Wei still wanted to press on and kill the assassin with his fist, but in the end Mei Jia continued to pretend to be the queen mother and said that Guan Gu was a little eunuch in her palace. Only then did the filial Zhang Wei magnanimously spare Guan Gu's death sentence.

Guan Gu, who had recovered, and the staggering Youyou supported each other. Although Zhang Wei's punch was painful, it did not cause much damage to Guan Gu.

He even had the leisure to dwell on the eunuch issue: "Meijia, you said I was your personal bodyguard. The term eunuch is too harsh."

Meijia sneered, "The Queen Mother's personal guard, I'm afraid Zhang Wei will hear you and castrate you with a knife. Then you will become the last eunuch of China... No, Japan."

Youyou looked at Zhang Wei who was always in a sleepwalking state. Her already groggy head became even more confused: "Damn it, is Zhang Wei's sleep quality so good?

"So he's still sleepwalking?"

[In his inner world, Nan Feng explained helplessly. ]

[Zhang Wei came to me tonight and asked me if I had any sleeping pills.]

[As a result, after asking this question, he took away a whole bottle of sleeping pills and melatonin from me. ]

[He certainly didn't dare take too many sleeping pills, but I really don't know how much melatonin he took. ] [Although I have repeatedly warned him that taking these two things at the same time will not increase the efficacy of either drug, and taking them at the same time frequently may even cause endocrine disorders. ]

【But it was obvious that Zhang Wei didn't listen to me. 】

[It seems that what is more terrifying than the sleepwalking Zhang Wei is the sleepwalking Zhang Wei who can't wake up after taking the medicine. ]

[I call this: Sleepwalking Zhang Wei plus! ]

Just when the three of them were helpless against the sleepwalking Zhang Wei plus, Xiaoxian, who was choked awake by the milk, also stood up shakily.

He looked up at the ceiling in a daze: "The quality of the ceiling in 3604 is really poor. It even leaks when it rains."

Zeng Xiaoxian's sudden voice scared the sleepwalking Zhang Wei. He picked up the pillow on the sofa and pointed it at Zeng Xiaoxian.

"You bold thief, when did you come in? Are you trying to steal my graduation thesis?"

"Thief? What thief?"

Xiaoxian laughed and said, "Even if I am a thief, I am still a heart-stealing handsome thief!"

Listening to Zeng Xiaoxian's twisted and turned word "handsome", Guan Gu silently complained: "Teacher Zeng really didn't forget his narcissism even when he was drunk."

"You are a heart-stealing handsome~~~thief?!!"

Zhang Wei was immediately shocked: "Is it that evil, heart-stealing handsome thief Lu Xiaobu who loves to take advantage of women?!!"

Youyou had begun to doubt how much she had drunk tonight. She felt that she had not lost her mind, but the scenes before her were as if the whole world was drunk.

She asked dazedly, "What does this have to do with Ziqiao? Besides, the stealing of hearts that Teacher Zeng mentioned is not the same as the stealing of hearts that Zhang Wei mentioned!"

The scene in front of him was already too weird, but what was even weirder was that one of them was drunk and the other was sleepwalking, but their brain circuits were actually on the same channel.

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, the Lu Xiaobu you are talking about is my younger brother. His name is the Lung Thief. I am the Heart Thief...Chen He!"

[Inside his mind, the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian laughed with great pride.]

[I'm not stupid. How could a thief reveal his identity? Of course I used a fake account like Ziqiao! ]

[It just so happens that I have never had the chance to use this small account called Chen He, and now it finally has a place to put it to use. ]

Xiaoxian's words surprised Zhang Wei even more: "So you two brothers committed the crime together... Wait, since one of you stole my heart and the other stole my lungs, you are not here to steal my graduation thesis?"

"Whoever wants to steal your graduation thesis, my country's sub-department has already graduated, okay?"

When the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian was just awakened by the milk, he had already heard Zhang Wei's crying to the Queen Mother. He said proudly: "And I have a master's degree in both politics and history."

"so smart?"

"Of course, you think everyone is as ignorant as you, a tyrant."

Mika's eyes almost popped out of their heads in surprise: "How did they get on the same channel? These two guys are actually acting together."

When she heard the word "act", Youyou's eyes, which were originally dazed, suddenly lit up with dazzling brilliance.

【acting?】

[Are they acting? ]

[They didn’t even call me during the performance! ]

At this time, Xiaoxian staggered towards Zhang Wei: "Zhang Wei, give me your phone. I still want to confess my love to Yifei."

"Bold!
"Not only did you call me by my real name, but you, a thief, wanted to confess your love to me before I even took a concubine. This is simply unforgivable!"

After Zhang Wei finished speaking, he grabbed the pillow and spun it 360 degrees vigorously. The swinging pillow hit Zeng Xiaoxian's head directly.

Zeng Xiaoxian's face was instantly deformed, and he was hurled more than a meter into the air by Zhang Wei and directly knocked back onto the sofa.

Guan Gu, who had just been punched by Zhang Wei, broke out in a cold sweat when he saw this: "Zhang Wei, who is in a sleepwalking state, is too strong."

Mika nodded with a sense of luck.

Fortunately, Zhang Wei's defense did not increase as much as his strength. I just took the initiative to make Zhang Wei unable to use his strength, and then by chance, I was mistaken for the queen mother by Zhang Wei, so I did not face Zhang Wei's counterattack.

Otherwise, as a girl, I really wouldn’t be able to take a punch from Zhang Wei.

Just as Guan Gu and Mei Jia were amazed at Zhang Wei's attack power, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered to his feet from the sofa and shouted in surprise: "Hehehe, it doesn't hurt!
“It just doesn’t hurt!”

Then Xiaoxian continued to walk towards Zhang Wei who was closest to him and asked him for his cell phone: "Zhang Wei, give me your cell phone quickly. I want to confess my love to Yifei. I love Yifei."

Xiaoxian's shocking words even stunned Zhang Wei, who was in a sleepwalking state: "What did you just say?"

Zeng Xiaoxian was so angry that he yelled, "I said, I love Yifei!
"I! Love! Yi! Fei!"

Zhang Wei was so shocked by Zeng Xiaoxian's howl that he stepped back repeatedly.

"You said you love Yifei? You actually love Yifei?
He stared at Zeng Xiaoxian blankly, mumbling to himself, "You said you love Yifei...you love Yifei...you love Fei...love Fei...

"…My beloved?"

They didn’t know if it was an illusion of Meijia and the other two, but they always felt that a strange light flashed in Zhang Wei’s dull eyes just now.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already walked to Zhang Wei at this moment. He put his hand on Zhang Wei's shoulder and spoke righteously.

"Yes, I am Aifei!"

"You are my beloved concubine?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded heavily: "I am Ai Fei!"

Zhang Wei suddenly hugged Zeng Xiaoxian and refused to let go.

"My beloved, my beloved...I miss you so much, I miss you so much!"

(End of this chapter)