Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 353 Guan Gu's Moment of Despair

Zeng Xiaoxian, who was hugged tightly by Zhang Wei, regained consciousness for a moment. He couldn't help but start to doubt who was the drunk madman between him and Zhang Wei.

It's a pity that this brief moment of rationality and clarity didn't even leave the slightest trace in his memory, as it was covered up by endless drunkenness.

"My beloved, my beloved...I am your beloved."

The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian accepted this new setting at a speed beyond the imagination of Meijia and the other two. He first smiled sweetly, then shyly called "Your Majesty".

But Xiaoxian soon realized something, and he pushed Zhang Wei away. A look of panic appeared on his red face.

"No, I'm not your beloved concubine.

"I like Yifei, I can't be your concubine."

"What's the big deal?" Zhang Wei said vaguely, "It's the 21st century now, we have already started practicing monogamy, okay?"

Meijia silently complained, "It turns out that our Emperor Zhang Wei knows that it is the 21st century. It seems that he is really determined to restore the monarchy."

Guan Gu nodded: "I always feel that Zhang Wei's train of thought is shuttling back and forth between two eras. For example, just now, how could the emperor of China use a Barrett to snipe people?"

"who cares."

Meijia's eyes were full of excitement: "I have a feeling that the following scenes will become more and more exciting. I'll go get some popcorn now!"

Without waiting for Guan Gu to dissuade her, Meijia relied on her status as the queen mother to pass unimpeded and ran all the way back to 3602 to get popcorn.

Zeng Xiaoxian became even more panicked when he heard about monogamy. He mumbled and said incoherently, "Yes, we are monogamous now. I love my concubine, so I can't be your Yifei."

Zhang Wei pointed at himself and said mechanically and slowly: "Monogamy means one husband and one wife."

"I am your husband, and Yifei can be your wife.

"Don't worry, I studied law, and I can guarantee that this is absolutely not illegal!"

Guan Gu was completely dumbfounded. So monogamy could be explained in this way?
He really felt that Zhang Wei should be sent to the Mars Chinese training class to learn Chinese properly. Otherwise, with his current supermodel Chinese comprehension ability, Guan Gu doubted whether he could understand the legal provisions.

However, strictly speaking, what Zhang Wei called "monogamy" does not seem to be illegal.

Zeng Xiaoxian was also stunned by Zhang Wei's unique monogamy at this moment, but soon he smiled with sudden enlightenment.

Xiaoxian laughed drunkenly and said, “Yes, we are monogamous now.

"That's fine. I can be your concubine."

So Xiaoxian, with red eyes, looked at Zhang Wei lovingly with his blurry eyes that were a little drunk.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

Zhang Wei also opened his arms, waiting for Xiaoxian's hug.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

As the two bewildered people looked at each other affectionately, a romantic music gradually sounded.

[When the mountain peaks have no edges, when the river water stops flowing. ]

[When time stops and day and night are no longer distinguished, when all things in the world become nothing. ]

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

[I still can't break up with you. I can't break up with you. ]

[Your gentleness is my greatest hope in this life...]

Xiaoxian opened his arms and approached Zhang Wei slowly and clumsily.

This charming couple... this perfect couple finally took a crucial step tonight.

They hugged each other tightly, one with a dazed look and the other with a distracted gaze, but at this moment their eyes could only accommodate each other.

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

"His Majesty!"

"My beloved concubine!"

As the music reached its climax, under the thunder-struck gazes of Guan Gu and You You, their faces moved closer and closer, and even their mouths pouted...

……

"What?!!"

In 3604, Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei exclaimed in unison.

"You mean we, we kissed...we kissed?!!"

Zhang Wei covered his face with his hands, wishing he could find a crack in the ground to crawl into. Zeng Xiaoxian, who had obsessive-compulsive disorder, began to dry heave.

"That's not true."

Since Mika went to get popcorn at that time, the second half of the story was told by Guan Gu.

He explained: "You two were drunk, sleepwalking, pouting for a long time, twisting your heads this and that but couldn't align your mouths with each other, and then you just kept hugging each other and twisting your heads."

Zhang Wei exhaled a breath of foul air: "It's okay if it's not accurate, it's good that it's not accurate."

Zeng Xiaoxian also stopped retching. He narrowed his eyes and smiled wickedly: "Guan Gu, why didn't you tell us earlier? You scared us."

Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian looked at each other and smiled. At that moment, the music seemed to appear in their minds again.

【Let us live a carefree life in this world, galloping on horseback to share the prosperity of the world. 】

[Sing out the joy in your heart while drinking and make the most of your youth...]

The smiles on their faces disappeared instantly, replaced by great disgust towards each other.

Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, who were originally sitting close to each other, stood up from the sofa at the same time.

Zhang Wei went to the sofa on the far left and sat with Meijia, while Xiaoxian went to the sofa on the far right and squeezed together with Guan Gu.

Yu Mo sat alone on the sofa in the middle, looking depressed: "What? I waited for nothing."

Xiaoxian pulled a stiff smile from the corner of his mouth: "Fortunately, you waited in vain, otherwise Zhang Wei and I would have ruined our reputation."

"cut."

Yumo turned his head away, unwilling to pay attention to this loser who could fall asleep in the middle of a confession. Xiaoxian was embarrassed and could only continue to ask Guan Gudao.

"What happened next? How did we separate?"

Guan Gu and Mika sighed after hearing this: "Later..."

……

In 3604 last night, Guan Gu held his forehead with his hand in pain.

"I knew that Mr. Zeng's relationship would improve after he got drunk, but I never expected that his relationship would be with Zhang Wei!

"And Youyou, can you please turn off the BGM? I almost saw a series of pink love bubbles appearing between the two of them just now."

"BGM? I didn't start it."

Youyou didn't even look at Guan Gu, she just stared at Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian excitedly, with a look of eagerness to try.

She really wants to join.

"If it's not you?" Guan Gu was immediately puzzled, "Then who could it be?"

"it's me."

Guan Gu turned his head and looked in the direction of the sound, only to see a monster with a face covered in gray and black cement grinning at him. Its white teeth looked particularly dazzling against the gray and black cement.

"what!"

Guan Gu was so frightened that he stepped back repeatedly, and Youyou, who he was supporting, also staggered back, and then Youyou fell on his butt.

"Yumo, what are you doing again?"

Guan Gu helped Youyou up and looked up at Yumo and asked.

Yu Mo was holding a large bowl of egg white mask in her hand and applying it on her face: "Can't you see this? It's beauty time, I'm applying the mask."

Guan Gu asked hesitantly, "Are you sober?"

"Sober? I've never been drunk before."

Yu Mo smiled faintly: "I just think it's fun to see Teacher Zeng drunk, so I pretend to be drunk to accompany him."

Guan Gu tentatively raised a finger: "Let me ask you, what is this?"

She leaned forward slightly, squinted her eyes, and staggered over.

Seeing her unsteady steps, Guan Gu was afraid that Yu Mo would smash the bowl in his hand.

Yu Mo grabbed Guan Gu's hand with his fingers raised, and almost put it in front of his eyes before speaking with certainty.

"Eight!"

She smiled foolishly, her eyes full of clear stupidity, "…just one stroke is missing."

Sekiya:"……"

The identification is completed. Yu Mo is really drunk.

At this time, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian, who had been twisting their heads, turned their heads slowly because of Guan Gu's scream just now.

Then they were frightened by Yu Mo.

"Weird...weird...weird...monster!"

Zhang Wei immediately retreated behind Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "My beloved, I have appointed you as the Grand Marshal of the Army. Go up and kill this monster!"

"do not want!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said drunkenly, "I'm just drunk, not stupid. How can a human beat a monster?"

"monster?"

Yu Mo smiled foolishly: "Are you playing house with me? Okay, I love playing house the most."

Then she growled like a wildcat with bared teeth: "I am a monster, and I am going to start eating people."

"Ahhhh!!!"

"The monster is going to eat people!!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, the pair of wild mandarin ducks that had gotten together, now faced with disaster and separated. The two fled in all directions. Yu Mo, holding her egg white mask, staggered towards the closer person.

Guan Gu was completely stunned. What was going on?
Another one?
"Yumo, why are you... Zhang Wei, don't go to the balcony!" He ran towards the balcony.

Fortunately, this sleepwalker and the other two drunkards were either extremely strong or fearless of pain, and one of them could occasionally use his brain, crushing the other two in terms of IQ, but their movement speed was greatly weakened.

Guan Gu started running as fast as he could and finally locked the balcony door first.

Then he stayed away from Zhang Wei, fearing that he would be punched again by Zhang Wei.

When Guan Gu turned around, he found that Youyou had also joined the battlefield.

"You bold monster, as long as I am here, you will never be able to hurt the Fifth Prince... Bah, you will never be able to hurt His Majesty."

Yes, Youyou, who was already a little drunk, now had her acting addiction fully taken over.

Just now, Youyou was itching to act when Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian were acting together. Now that even Yumo has a role to play, how could she be willing to just watch from the side?

There is a rule in Tang's performance: the play is snatched away.

It didn’t matter if the assistant director and others deleted her scenes, so she could just take her scenes back in the apartment.

Down syndrome performance rules, show time!

"long!"

Guan Gu almost collapsed when he saw this. Why did the number of crazy people increase from two to four in such a short time?

Meijia went to get popcorn and hasn't come back yet. Even if she came back, she and Meijia alone couldn't subdue the four crazy people.

Wanyu is still working part-time, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce are in the dubbing studio, Yifei is on a date, and Ziqiao... there is no such person.

Oh my God, is there no other normal person tonight except me and Mika?
By the way, Zhanbo!
Guan Gu's eyes lit up. He clearly remembered that Zhanbo had just helped Teacher Zeng in with him. But with so many things happening just now, Zhanbo seemed to have disappeared.

Zhanbo, where are you!
Guan Gu looked around anxiously and finally found Zhan Bo sleeping soundly under the sofa.

Zhanbo: I’m asleep, don’t disturb me.

ZZZZZ…

Guan Gu looked at Zhan Bo in despair, who had no idea when he had a narcolepsy attack. In his ears, he could hear the noises of a sleepwalker, two drunkards, and a crazy thespian fighting and playing.

He finally gave up completely.

"Do not!!!"

(End of this chapter)