Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 354 Niu Hulu Ziwei

Just when Guan Gu was about to collapse, Zhang Wei was dazed and stared with confusion at Youyou, who suddenly rushed out to protect him.

"Who are you?"

Youyou, who had entered the acting mode, was pulling Zhang Wei to avoid Yumo's pursuit while at the same time instilling her own personality into Zhang Wei.

"Your Majesty, I am your most loyal maid, Chrysanthemum.

"When you were the Fifth Prince, I was a maid in your house, taking care of your food, clothing and daily life.

“When you ascend the throne, I will still be your most loyal maid.

Youyou straightened his back and put on an attitude of loyalty to his master.

"Your Majesty, don't worry. As long as I am here, I will never let this black-faced, fang-toothed monster hurt you!"

Zhang Wei's already confused eyes became even more dull.

Palace maid? Fifth Prince? Chrysanthemum?
Not impressed at all.

He is the only son, where did a Fifth Prince come from?
And he is not the emperor of the Qing Dynasty.

The character setting instilled by Youyou conflicted with the underlying logic of Zhang Wei's dream world, and Zhang Wei was stuck in the same place.

Fortunately, Yu Mo's attention is now focused on Zeng Xiaoxian, who is closest to him, which gives him time to receive these conflicting messages.

After a while, Zhang Wei nodded in sudden realization.

“So it’s Chrysanthemum…Chrysanthemum, you’re still good to me.

"Don't worry, Chrysanthemum. I will never treat you unfairly."

Our Emperor Zhang Wei was very moved by the loyalty of the little palace maid Juhua, but soon he began to dislike Juhua's name.

"But the name chrysanthemum is really ugly and does not conform to my elegant aesthetic taste at all.

"From now on, you can be called Ziwei."

"Um... Thank you for the name, Your Majesty."

Youyou didn’t think that the name Ziwei was much more elegant than the name Chrysanthemum. After all, they are both flowers. Does that mean that you, Ziwei, are more noble than me, Chrysanthemum.

Besides, facing Zhang Wei's black face that looked like Fulkang in "The New My Fair Princess", Youyou remembered that her name is now Ziwei, and a classic line began to echo in her mind inexplicably.

【Erkang: "I like you so much."】

【Ziwei: "Me too."】

【Erkang: "I didn't hear you clearly!"】

【Ziwei: "Me too, me too, me too! I have as much as you do! No, no, I have even more than you."】

[Erkang: "You can't have more than me, because I'm already full!"]

【Ziwei: "If you are full, then I will overflow!"】

Youyou couldn't accept the thought that she, Ziwei, would have to ride the same horse with Falcon, who had Zhang Wei's face, and gallop across the grassland while saying such shameful lines.

It would be okay if Erkang's face was replaced with Guan Gu's.

Youyou, who was a little tipsy, immediately began to have wild thoughts.

In Youyou's imagination, she and Guan Gu were riding the same horse, galloping freely on the vast grassland.

The two of them said lines that seemed very embarrassing at first, but when they thought about it carefully, they felt extremely sweet.

[Guan Gu said in broken Chinese: "Youyou, I like you so much."]

[Youyou lowered her head shyly and said timidly: "Me too."]

[Guan Gu raised his lips slightly, and shouted loudly, "What did you say? I didn't hear you clearly!"]

[Youyou bit her red lips with her pearly teeth, and finally loudly proclaimed her feelings: "Me too, me too, me too! I have as much as you have! No, no, I have more than you."]

[Guan Gu: "You can't have more than me, because I'm already full!"]

【Youyou: "If you are full, then I will overflow!"】

Youyou couldn't help but smile foolishly. She just felt that the vodka tonight was extremely intoxicating.

I obviously didn't drink much.

“Ziwei, Ziwei?”

Zhang Wei, who was hiding behind Youyou, stretched out his big black hand and kept waving it in front of Youyou's eyes. Youyou came to her senses and subconsciously turned her head to look behind her.

What comes into view is still the black-faced Falcon in "New My Fair Princess".

Youyou lost interest instantly.

At this time, Yumo, who had been unable to catch Xiaoxian, finally turned his attention to Zhang Wei and Youyou.

"The big monster is coming, woooo..."

Yu Mo, holding her precious facial mask, staggered towards the two of them.

"Ziwei, come on!"

Zhang Wei pushed Youyou forward without hesitation and said, "As long as you can defeat this monster, I will grant you a great surname: Niuhulu.

"Then you will be Niu Hulu Ziwei!"

After saying this, Zhang Wei ran away.

When Zhang Wei pushed Youyou like this, she turned around and looked at Zhang Wei in great surprise.

Everyone knows that the emperor is a cold-blooded animal, but Youyou didn't expect that even Zhang Wei, the emperor in the dream, was so cold-blooded.

Just one foot he was still saying that he would never treat himself unfairly, but the next foot he just promised Niu Hulu Ziwei an empty check, and then pushed himself into the monster in his eyes.

What's the difference between this and sending yourself to die?
[What a tyrant! What a tyrant! ]

[I curse you to never be able to graduate from the Imperial College in this life! ]

Although Youyou is very dissatisfied with Emperor Zhang Wei's cold-blooded behavior, she is a professional actor after all, and her own emotions are different from those of Juhua... and the emotions that the character of Niu Hulu Ziwei should have.

Youyou, who is a very accomplished actress, completely immersed herself in the role of Ziwei. She stepped forward without hesitation and confronted the monster Yumo.

In fact, the so-called confrontation and maneuvering was just Youyou walking Yumo around the living room.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei, one drunk and the other sleepwalking, were of course extremely scared of Yu Mo, whose face was painted black. Even their speed was not as fast as Yu Mo.

But for someone like Youyou who was only a little drunk, it was too easy to escape the pursuit of Yumo, the black-faced monster. Although the speed of both of them was not very fast, Youyou could play with Yumo, the little black cat with a face covered with cement.

Youyou was now extremely excited as if she had drunk fake wine. Relying on her agility, she passed by Yumo and ruffled her already messy hair, then attacked from behind and slapped Yumo's plump buttocks.

On the one hand, Youyou did this to attract Yumo's attention and keep her away from Zhang Wei, whom she was supposed to protect.

On the other hand, she was simply jealous of Yumo's figure.

“Hey, you can’t catch me.

"Hey, you can't catch me again.

"Hey, you can't catch me yet."

Youyou started to feel complacent and made faces at Yumo.

Yu Mo was a slow runner to begin with, and his mind was groggy and not flexible at all, not to mention that he was holding such a big bowl of egg white mask in his arms, making him look clumsy.

After being teased by Youyou, she immediately became angry like a child, and her pouting mouth was almost higher than the sky.

"Hate it, hate it so much!"

Yu Mo held his anger and continued to chase Youyou without giving up.

At this time, Meijia finally came back with a big bucket of popcorn. She looked at the four crazy guys chasing and playing around in the living room, and a look of confusion appeared on her face.

What's going on? Zhang Wei and Teacher Zeng are already crazy enough, how come Yumo and Youyou also join in?

Mika murmured in shock, "Could it be that madness is also contagious?"

She stood blankly at the door, looking around the suite, trying to find a normal person like herself in 3604.

As a result, Meijia saw Zhanbo sleeping soundly under the sofa, and Guan Gu standing in front of the balcony door with a numb face and even his hair scratched into a mess by himself.

Compared to Zhanbo, who was able to sleep despite such a loud noise in the living room, Meijia felt that Guan Gu had more room for rescue.

She pulled Guan Gu to the bedroom corridor, the only relatively quiet place.

"Guangu. What the hell is going on?"

"It's not important, it's not important."

Guan Gu waved his hands in despair, repeating silently: "Crazy, everyone is crazy, everyone is crazy tonight!
"Let's just keep going crazy like this, maybe it will be better when we wake up tomorrow.

"Wait, will everything really be fine after we wake up tomorrow, or will everyone go even crazier?"

Guan Gu scratched his head frantically.

"The four guys in the living room are just sleepwalking or drunk. They will be normal when they wake up tomorrow, but if you continue like this, you will become a real lunatic!"

Mika patted Guan Gu's shoulder heavily and said, "It's especially at times like this that you have to stand up.

"Guangu, now is the time to test your bushido spirit."

Guan Gu is not very confident now: "I, can I do it?"

"No problem at all."

Mika expressed her trust in Guan Gu in a firm tone.

"Don't you usually claim to be the last samurai of Japan? When is there a time when we need you as a samurai more than now?
“Look at your Japanese high school students, all of them are summoned by goddesses and save other worlds.

"You are so much older than them. Now I just ask you to save our apartment and give us a peaceful and quiet night. There is no reason why you can't do it."

Guan Gu regained his confidence after being fooled by Meijia, and he said with full fighting spirit.

"Okay, then I'll try again."

"Very good, very energetic!" Mika gave Guan Gu a thumbs up.

So the two of them walked back to the living room with their heads held high and their chests puffed out, ready to subdue the four guys.

It's time to put a perfect end to this farce tonight!
The first person they found was Youyou, who was relatively sober.

Meijia hugged her good sister and advised: "Youyou, tonight is already chaotic enough, why don't you just stop fooling around with them, okay?"

“First, please call me Niu Hulu Ziwei.

"Second, I don't want to stop!"

Tears welled up in Youyou's eyes. She said aggrievedly, "I worked so hard to shoot the scene for more than half a month. Why do they just delete it?"

“The two leading actors didn’t even memorize their lines, and they had to have staff members holding prompting boards beside them.

"Why can they add scenes without restraint, adding scene after scene, replacing stand-ins one after another?

"And young actors like us worked so hard for so long, but in the end our roles were cut down to only two and a half minutes because of some bullshit force majeure. And there's still another half minute to throw my dust!"

The drunk Youyou decided to let loose: "Why can Zhang Wei, Teacher Zeng, and Yumo mess around but I can't?
"I don't care, I don't want it, I just want to act!

"Since the crew and the director didn't leave me any roles, I'm going to grab them back in the apartment!"

Guan Gu hesitated to speak: "Youyou, you..."

Youyou raised her head and looked at Guan Gu. Driven by drunkenness, she grabbed Guan Gu's arm and shook him gently, saying coquettishly, "Guan Gu, you promised me that you would act with me next time if you have the chance, and you can act however you want.

"You promised me, so you can't cheat on me.

Guan Gu hesitated for a moment.

Seeing Guan Gu's embarrassment, Meijia shook Guan Gu's other arm vigorously and said, "Guan Gu, wake up. You are not going to betray me."

[In his inner world, Guan Gu looked at Youyou and Mika on both sides, and he was very conflicted. ]

[On one side is Youyou, on the other side is Meijia... Wait, who is Meijia? ]

【Don’t know, not very familiar, don’t understand. 】

[Guangu flicked his finger at Mika, and Mika screamed and flew out of his sight.]

"Okay, Youyou, let's put on a good show tonight!"

"Yeah, I knew you were the best!"

Youyou was so ecstatic that she hugged Guan Gu tightly like an octopus. Guan Gu was stunned at first, then a beaming smile appeared on his face.

Only Meijia, who was standing aside, had a look of despair on her face.

It’s over, now another one is going crazy.

(End of this chapter)