Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 355 On the Outbreak of World War III

Seeing that Guan Gu chose to support her, Youyou's cheeks became even redder.

She smiled brightly, and even her voice was a little sweeter than usual: "Then Guan Gu, you are now the little eunuch in the Queen Mother's Palace: Xiao Guzi."

"Little eunuch?"

Guan Gu let out a light click of his tongue, and it was obvious that he was not interested in the role of a eunuch.

However, seeing Youyou's expectant look, Guan Gu decided not to spoil her fun.

"A little eunuch is a little eunuch. Then Youyou... Ziwei, what should we do now?"

Youyou pointed at Yumo who was chasing Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian and said, "Now we will subdue the monster and rescue His Majesty and his beloved concubine."

"it is good."

Guangu nodded heavily.

So Youyou grabbed Guan Gu's wrist and the two went to the battlefield together.

"No, you..."

Mika looked at the five crazy people playing and fighting in the living room with a messy face. She looked down at the big bucket of popcorn she brought and suddenly laughed out loud.

Never mind, never mind, let them do whatever they want.

I'd just find a place to eat popcorn and watch a show.

She first found a thin quilt and threw it on Zhanbo who was sleeping soundly under the sofa, then sat on the sofa and watched this group of crazy people chasing and fighting.

"Fight your own battles, don't hurt the Queen Mother."

Meijia ate popcorn while taking out her phone and started recording: "Empress Dowager, I am an old man and I can't stand you young people messing around."

At this time, Guan Gu and Youyou were still walking Yu Mo in circles, and Zhang Wei, the dog emperor, saw that the monster had temporarily lost its threat, so he ran to flirt with his beloved concubine.

Zhang Wei held Xiaoxian in his arms and said lovingly, "My beloved concubine, when I marry the queen mother... I will make you a princess.

"No, we are in the Qing Dynasty now, I should make you a princess."

"what?"

Mika, who was eating popcorn, accidentally bit her tongue when she heard this.

"what!"

She looked at Zhang Wei in disbelief, you, the emperor, are playing quite big games.

I, the Queen Mother, treat you as my own son, but you actually want me to be your godmother?

What a moral decline!
"Dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog, dog emperor!" Meijia, who had bitten her tongue, cursed.

Compared to Meijia's shock, the drunk Xiaoxian felt very pleased.

He buried his head in Zhang Wei's arms and said coquettishly: "No, no, I want to be a princess now."

Zhang Wei answered stupidly, "But we don't have the banners that princesses wear on their heads."

"I have a solution."

Zeng Xiaoxian jogged straight to the balcony door, opened the locked balcony door, and casually took off a black bra.

Seeing this, Youyou became anxious: "Teacher Zeng, that's my underwear!"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned a deaf ear to him. He slowly put the bra on his head and then turned it over. The bra instantly turned into Mickey Mouse ears tied on his head. At first glance, it really looked like a flag head on the princess's head.

Xiaoxian raised her orchid finger and lifted one foot in a very seductive way, showing off, "I can become a princess in one second!"

"puff!"

Mika instantly turned into a popcorn shooter and sprayed out all the popcorn in her mouth.

"Hahahahaha..."

She held her stomach and laughed out loud, and did not forget to enlarge the camera on her mobile phone to take a close-up of Teacher Zeng.

Youyou, who was embarrassed along with Zeng Xiaoxian for no apparent reason, bumped her head against Guan Gu's shoulder again and again: "Teacher Zeng is still using such an old joke, and he used my underwear!"

Guan Gu was struck by lightning and wanted to rush up and give Zeng Xiaoxian a shoulder throw.

Yu Mo seized the opportunity and firmly grasped Youyou's wrist. She smiled foolishly and said, "I caught you."

Youyou had no time to pay attention to Yumo now. She was still bumping her head against Guan Gu's shoulder.

"Hey, I got you!"

Yu Mo, who was already angry, became even more dissatisfied.

I finally caught someone, and you guys actually want to cheat!

Our Emperor Zhang Wei clapped his hands and praised: "My beloved concubine is indeed very smart, so from now on you will be a man of extraordinary character."

"What the hell is this about having a good character?"

Youyou couldn't stand it anymore: "You tyrant king, and you evil concubine!"

"Hey, I caught you, why are you ignoring me!"

The drunk Yu Mo was now roaring weakly like a little kitten with its teeth bared.

Zhang Wei was furious when he heard Youyou's insults: "How dare you! You are insulting the king!"

"So what if I insult you!"

Unable to continue playing the loyal little palace maid Ziwei, Youyou simply tore up the script completely and changed her character. After all, it was not the first day she had changed the script.

"In fact, I am not only your little maid Chrysanthemum, I am also the maid who supervises you in accordance with the will of the late emperor!"

"Trust an orphan...to a palace maid?!"

The other people present were even more shocked after hearing this. What kind of crazy emperor would entrust his son to a palace maid?

"That's right, I am the maidservant Juhua!"

Youyou said proudly, "I have the imperial prescription bestowed by the late emperor...just wait a moment."

She ran straight to the kitchen and brought out a salted fish.

"I have the imperial sword bestowed upon me by the late emperor, which can behead tyrants and corrupt officials."

Relying on the actor's strong sense of belief, Youyou pointed this "imperial sword" at Zhang Wei, and she raised Guan Gu's wrist and said.

"The late emperor left a will. If you are incompetent and unable to shoulder the heavy responsibility, let me chop off your head with this imperial sword and support the eighteenth prince, Aixinjueluo Guan Gu, to take the throne."

"Me? Eighteenth Prince?"

Guan Gu looked puzzled: "Didn't you just say that I was just a little eunuch beside the Queen Mother?"

Youyou tilted her head and whispered, "That's just your disguise. In fact, you are a fake eunuch."

Guan Gu was even more confused now: "Fake eunuch?"

Meijia leaned on the sofa, almost dying of laughter: "A fake eunuch in the harem? Guan Gu, you are so lucky.

"If you ask me, you shouldn't call yourself Aixinjueluo Guan Gu. Just call yourself Aixinjueluo Lao Ai."

"Who is Lao Ai? The dark wizard?" Guan Gu asked puzzledly.

"It's not Lao Ai, it's Lao Ai. Lao Ai is a fake eunuch. He and the Queen Mother had two children... Just pretend I didn't say anything."

Meijia then remembered that she was now the Queen Mother, and that telling this joke made it seem as if she had bad intentions towards Guan Gu.

Although I have had some bad intentions before, that is all in the past.

"Hey!"

Seeing that no one paid attention to him, Yu Mo stamped his feet in anger and said, "Is there anyone who would pay attention to me?"

However, her childish roar did not attract the attention of others.

Youyou continued, "None of this is important. What's important is you, Aixinjueluo Zhangwei, the incompetent ruler!"

She raised the "Imperial Sword" and approached the trembling Zhang Wei step by step: "You are not good at studying, have no interest in government affairs, favor the evil concubine, and even want to do something bad to the Queen Mother!

"Today, I, Juhua, will chop you down with this precious sword!"

"what!!!"

Faced with Youyou walking towards him holding the "Imperial Sword", Emperor Zhang Wei pushed his beloved concubine out of his arms to block the sword without hesitation, and then he ran away.

"You tyrant, where are you escaping to!" Youyou pushed Zeng Xiaoxian, who was holding her underwear on his head, away with disdain. Holding the salted fish in her hand, she walked a few square steps as if she was standing on the stage.

She shouted in an operatic voice: "Stupid emperor, give me your life!"

Then Youyou chased Zhang Wei and wanted to take his head.

"Guan Gu, help me!" Youyou shouted.

"Oh oh oh..."

Guan Gu took a deep breath and tried his best to put himself into the persona that Youyou had created for him: "Stupid emperor, today I will follow my father's will and chop you to pieces!"

So he also chased after Zhang Wei.

"Hey! Why are you ignoring me!?"

Yu Mo saw that Youyou, whom she had captured, ignored her completely, and even Guan Gu beside her left. Her anger bar was now completely full.

Isn't this just cheating when you can't win?

What I despise most is people who cheat!
Yu Mo looked down at the big bowl of egg white facial mask in his hand and gave an evil smile.

Pandora's box is about to be opened!
She reached out and scooped up a ball of egg white mask, then threw it directly at Youyou!

Youyou, who was trying to capture Zhang Wei, was caught off guard and had her eyes blinded by the egg white mask thrown by Yumo.

"Yeah, ten points!" Yu Mo cheered happily.

"long!"

Guan Gu was just about to go check on Youyou when he was hit in the face by the sharpshooter Yu Mo.

Yu Mo showed an evil grin: "You forced me to do this. I am really angry!"

She scooped up balls of egg white mask and attacked everyone indiscriminately.

"All of you, die!"

Faced with the monster Yumo's mask bombardment, no matter whether it was the emperor or the concubine, the palace maid or the fake eunuch, even the queen mother had to protect her popcorn and flee in panic.

"Yumo, calm down and don't throw it away!" Meijia hurriedly dissuaded.

If Yu Mo continues to do this, the entire 3604 will have to do a thorough cleaning.

"do not want!"

While suppressing the enemy with firepower, Yu Mo said angrily: "If you don't listen to me, I won't listen to you either."

"This is not the way to go."

Zhang Wei murmured, "The monster's ultimate move is too powerful. My beloved, let's go to my armory and snipe her with the Barrett!"

"it is good!"

The drunk Zeng Xiaoxian did not blame his Majesty for using him to block the sword. He asked in confusion, "But where is our arsenal?"

"there!"

Zhang Wei pointed to the refrigerator.

The two of them endured Yu Mo's firepower and finally came to the refrigerator and took out Zhang Wei's expired milk.

"How dare you, little monster, be so arrogant! Watch me and my beloved concubine snipe you with our Barrett!"

Then the two of them opened the caps of the milk bottles and sprayed ammunition indiscriminately in the hall.

"Come on, I'm not afraid of you two!"

Yu Mo fearlessly fought one against two, and started a sniping match with Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian at the middle door in the living room.

Logically speaking, Zhang Wei and Xiaoxian had plenty of milk bullets, and since they were two against one, they couldn't lose no matter how they looked at it.

However, one of them was sleepwalking and the other was drunk, and their shooting accuracy was no match for Yu Mo. In the end, they were only able to fight Yu Mo on equal terms with their ammunition advantage in a two-on-one situation.

"Hey, calm down, everyone!"

Mika shouted loudly, but just like everyone had ignored Yumo just now, no one would pay attention to her now.

However, although no one paid attention to Meijia, her voice did successfully attract the attention of Xiaoxian and Zhang Wei.

"Your Majesty, what should we do with those two palace maids and eunuchs who just rebelled?"

"Let's snipe together!"

"Oh...but the Queen Mother is still with them."

Emperor Zhang Wei pursed his lips and said coldly, "By the way, no one else can know about tonight's scandal except me and my beloved concubine!"

"it is good."

So Zeng Xiaoxian rushed towards Meijia and the other two who were huddled nearby, and poured the milk in the bottle as if it was free.

"what!"

Meijia, who was covered in expired milk, pouted and looked down at the bucket of popcorn in her arms with extreme grievance.

Is it still edible if good popcorn is poured with expired milk?
“My popcorn…”

The grief-stricken Meijia and the also drenched and extremely angry Guan Gu and Youyou looked at each other, and a sharp cold light flashed in the eyes of the three.

"This Queen Mother will fight with you guys!"

She reached out and took out a handful of inedible popcorn and threw it at Zeng Xiaoxian fiercely: "You dare to destroy my popcorn. Today, I will kill you, the tyrant king and the evil concubine, for the sake of justice!"

"And us!"

Guan Gu and You You each grabbed a handful of popcorn and indiscriminately bombarded Zhang Wei, Xiao Xian and Yu Mo.

Today, only one of the three parties is destined to win!
"Let you ignore me!"

"Look, my beloved concubine and I will kill you, the traitors!"

"Today we are putting order out of chaos and bringing peace and order to the people of the world!"

The three parties began a fierce bombardment, and this crazy night officially entered the era of the Three Kingdoms War.

Zhan Bo, who was sleeping soundly, only felt that the sound in his ears was getting louder and louder, as if something had fallen on him.

He opened his eyes blearily, and saw only milk, popcorn, and some black things flying in the sky.

What is going on? Am I dreaming?
Yes, I must be dreaming, otherwise how could reality be so absurd.

So Zhanbo closed his eyes and fell into a deep sleep again.

The battle between the three parties began to become increasingly intense. When the milk, popcorn, and egg white mask were used up, they switched to soy sauce, sesame oil, and olive oil. When all the seasonings in the kitchen were used up, they started a water fight.

Their battlefield was no longer limited to the living room of 3604. The kitchen, bathroom, and bedrooms of Yumo, Youyou, and Zhang Wei had all become their fighting places.

By the time Nanfeng and Curry Sauce came back, the entire 3604 was in a terrible state, with traces of milk, popcorn, egg white masks, and a bunch of messy condiments all over the floor and walls.

"Oh my god."

Curry Sauce exclaimed, "Are you planning to tear down 3604?"

Nan Feng took a deep breath when he saw this: "I never dreamed that the Third World War would actually start from here."

He looked at the six people standing in 3604 strangely: "So, can any of you six tell me what happened?"

Meijia, who was the most sober, breathed a sigh of relief when she saw Nanfeng coming back. Only then did she realize what this group of people had just done.

Meijia was just about to explain the whole story to Nanfeng, but unexpectedly Yumo threw himself into Nanfeng's arms.

"Nanfeng, you are finally back."

Yumo held Nanfeng's waist tightly and pointed at the other five guys and complained with tears in her eyes.

"The five of them ganged up on me and not only did they ignore me, they also threw milk at me and hit me with popcorn!
"They are really going too far!"

Nan Feng's eyes narrowed when he heard this.

Meijia, Youyou and Guan Gu, who were more sober, widened their eyes when they heard Yumo's explanation of what had just happened.

Strictly speaking, not a single word Yumo said was false.

But, but, but...but why didn’t you tell us about how you just bombarded the five of us like a mad woman?

Is there anyone who would complain like you? ! !

(End of this chapter)