Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 360: Oolong Hero

Seeing the call was connected, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately raised his finger to his mouth and signaled: "Shh! Shh! Shh! Don't talk."

Without waiting for the two to reply, Xiaoxian covered the receiver of the phone and said, "Hello, it's me, Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Listen to me, don't say anything next, because I'm afraid that if you open your mouth, I won't have the courage to speak anymore."

Xiaoxian took a deep breath, and a fleeting moment of clarity appeared in his drowsy head again.

He clutched his chest, where his heart was beating loudly.

When Xiaoxian realized that he was confessing his love to Yifei, his heart, which was originally used only to supply body functions, turned into a big drum. The heartbeat that sounded like thunder was the sound of the war drum of his entire army ready to go.

Yifei, did you hear that?

This is the beat of my heart and the prelude to our future.

“Yifei, Ziqiao is right, I shouldn’t run away anymore.

"I don't know when I started to like you. Maybe it was when I first saw you, or maybe it was every minute and every second that we knew each other."

Xiaoxian closed his eyes gently, and scenes from the past flashed through his mind.

The awkward scene when the two met for the first time, the struggle and counterattack after signing the unequal treaty with Yifei, the funny memories of bringing Tiezhu and Erniu together, and the open and secret struggles between the host and the director at the wedding.

Gradually, this ridiculous memory has taken on a few different colors.

Yifei's twinkling eyes when the four factions besieged the Love Apartment, their ambiguous behavior when making the best noodles for Nanfeng, the watch she gave to him on the night of the transformation of the virtuous man, the fake boyfriend who accompanied her to visit her parents during the Chinese New Year, and the girl who seemed particularly gentle on that gloomy rainy day...

Not until the memories came flooding back like a landslide and tsunami did Xiaoxian suddenly realize that the more than 1,200 days they had known each other were as heavy as a never-ending hymn of praise.

"I have always wondered why my life can only be colorful in Love Apartment."

"Why when I saw you, I had a soul in my body."

During the time when he was stubborn and refused to admit that he liked Yifei, he kept saying how could there be anyone in this world who liked Hu Yifei?

After all, she is domineering and strong, competitive, and likes to cheat when she loses. She is always self-righteous and always thinks her ideas are right.

She was as proud as the dazzling sun in the sky. In front of her, ordinary people like me could only be reflected as inferior.

But this is the Hu Yifei I love.

I love her strength, I love her vigour, I love her brilliance, and I love the power in her body that never bows to difficulties or failures.

He had complained to Nanfeng countless times about Yifei's pride and competitiveness, but he hoped that she would always be so proud and competitive.

Because this is Hu Yifei, a red rose that makes him feel beautiful even though he is covered with wounds from thorns.

"Yifei, it was you who stole my heart and made me fall deeply in love with you.

"I'm an idiot, the biggest idiot in the universe. How could I be so stupid that I dare not admit my feelings for you until now? How could I be so stupid that I dare not confess to you until now?

"Yifei, no, if I can, I want to call you dear.

"Honey, leave that guy you're dating and come back to me.

“I want to eat the egg fried rice you make. I want to eat the egg fried rice you make for the rest of my life.

"Okay?"

……

In 3604, there was thunderous applause and everyone couldn't help but cheer.

"Great, Teacher Zeng, you finally said it."

"Well done, Mr. Zeng. I didn't expect you to secretly get a high score without telling us."

"Well done, Mr. Zeng. I knew you wouldn't let us down."

As the applause around him grew louder, Zeng Xiaoxian felt like he was dreaming.

His face flushed, he was panting, his heart beat faster, and a surge of hot blood rushed straight to his head. At that moment, Xiaoxian felt as if he had drunk another whole box of vodka, and he began to feel dizzy and wanted to pass out.

He raised one hand and clenched his fist, and everyone present fell silent.

Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo and Wanyu nervously: "So, so I really confessed to Yifei last night?"

"Ah."

Zhanbo and Wanyu nodded with strange expressions, without a trace of happiness on their faces.

"Etc., etc."

Xiaoxian covered his chest and said, "Just let me take it easy."

At this moment, all kinds of messy thoughts flashed through his mind.

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"All right!"

Xiaoxian took a deep breath and asked bravely: "So, so, so..."

"Teacher Zeng, do you want to ask how my sister responded to you?"

"Yeah!"

Others also sat closer, stretching their heads and tilting their ears to know the news first.

Meijia, Youyou and Yumo had thought it through. When Zhanbo told them the good news, they all cheered.

……

When Zhanbo and Wanyu saw Zeng Xiaoxian hang up the phone, they asked impatiently.

"Teacher Zeng, Teacher Zeng, how is it? Did my sister agree to it?"

Zeng Xiaoxian's legs went limp and he fell to the ground, bursting into tears.

"She said she was sleepy and was sleeping. If there was anything, we could talk about it tomorrow."

"ah?!!"

Zhanbo and Wanyu exclaimed in surprise at the same time.

……

"yeah!"

Before Yumo, Meijia and Youyou could react to what Zhanbo had just said, the three of them instinctively stood up and cheered.

"Congratulations, Teacher Zeng." Meijia, who was quick-witted, even said the blessings.

When they saw everyone on the sofa covering their faces and waving their hands to signal them to sit down, Yumo and the other two realized that Zhanbo had just said bad news. Everyone couldn't believe that Yifei didn't come home that night after going out on a date with someone for the first time.

With Yifei's fighting power, there is no possibility that he would worry about being unsafe because it's too late and stay outside alone.

Therefore, there is no need to explain what it means if she spends the night outside.

Yu Mo muttered to himself: "It's impossible. Yifei is not such a casual person."

At this moment, not only were Zeng Xiaoxian's fists clenched into a blue-white color, but his face was also slightly green.

He looked at everyone, with an extremely ugly smile on his lips and eyes full of heartbreak.

Everyone started to talk and comfort Zeng Xiaoxian.

"Teacher Zeng, take care."

"Teacher Zeng, I am sorry for your loss."

"Teacher Zeng..."

"Are you guys holding a memorial service for me?"

He laughed dryly several times: "Haha... I'm fine. This is just a small scene, nothing to worry about.

"Besides, I'm hungry. No one stipulates that Yifei must accept my confession, right?"

Although Zeng Xiaoxian spoke very casually, his voice was so low that it always made people feel like his throat was about to smoke.

Xiaoxian's voice also began to tremble, and he smiled to save face, "It's okay, it's okay.

"Even if the confession fails, we can still be friends, right?"

Everyone fell into a strange silence.

Can we still be friends if the confession fails?
Life is not a TV series!

Besides, how could someone as awkward as Teacher Zeng be able to remain friends after failing in his confession?
"Um, Teacher Zeng..."

Although Zhanbo looked reluctant, he still spoke through gritted teeth.

"Later, you cried and made a fuss, insisting on going out to look for my sister.

"Wanyu and I tried our best to stop you, but you hit us with a knife in the backhand and knocked us unconscious. We didn't wake up until now."

Zeng Xiaoxian was struck by lightning: "So..."

He swallowed and said, "So it's possible that I had seen Yifei last night, and the pain all over my body and the big bump on my head were probably caused by Yifei?"

Even the famous detective Guan Gu Shenqi couldn't stand Zeng Xiaoxian's reasoning: "Teacher Zeng, the probability of what you just said is too low. I think it's more likely that you got drunk and fell on the street and hit your head on the ground than what you just said."

"It does not matter!"

Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly screamed like crazy: "I can't wait until Yifei wakes up today and then ask her what happened last night and whether I ran into her last night."

Xiaoxian completely ignored the big bump on his head. He scratched his head frantically and said with a grin.

"No, no, absolutely not!"

"Whenever I think of this scene, I feel sick all over. I even have an allergic reaction."

He stood up hurriedly and said, "I'm sorry, everyone.

"I really can't stay in this place anymore. I have to leave. We may meet again in the next life."

With that, Xiaoxian was about to run out the door.

Upon hearing this, everyone stood up and grabbed Zeng Xiaoxian.

Guan Gu advised: "Teacher Zeng, calm down. You must calm down.

"As the saying goes, the father-in-law dies first and the smile is on your face..."

"That's like facing a mountain collapse and not changing your expression!"

Zeng Xiaoxian roared, "Didn't I teach you this allegorical saying when the four major factions besieged Love Apartment? How can you use the same allegorical saying twice?"

Guan Gu smiled sheepishly: "I still think that the sentence 'Father-in-law died before me' is easier to remember. The sentence 'Mount Tai collapsed before me' is too difficult to remember."

Xiaoxian grabbed Guan Gu’s hand and said, “Guan Gu, I know you want to persuade me to calm down.

"But for me this is not a small matter like Mount Tai collapsing, my sky is falling!
"Just let me go."

Youyou also quickly said: "Teacher Zeng, maybe things are not as bad as we thought. It is very likely that you heard it wrong after drinking last night.

"Yifei wasn't talking about sleep last night, it was, it was... it was water!
"She wants to say that we can talk about it after she finishes drinking the water. You must not be in a hurry."

"Thank you, Youyou."

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled bitterly and said, "If my IQ could be one third lower, I would still be willing to believe the possibility you mentioned."

"Teacher Zeng, listen to me..."

Just when everyone was trying to persuade Xiaoxian to stay, Ziqiao and Curry Sauce walked in together.

"Teacher Zeng, I heard that you used my phone to call Curry Sauce last night and confessed your love to Yifei. You are really something."

"What?!!"

Everyone shouted in shock.

Zi Qiao raised an eyebrow: "Your ears don't work well this early in the morning?"

He patiently repeated word by word, "I said, Mr. Zeng used my phone to call Curry Sauce last night and confessed his love to Yifei!
"Do you understand now?"

Except for Xiaoxian, everyone nodded heavily: "I understand."

[Teacher Zeng, you are really incapable of accomplishing anything, but always capable of causing trouble! ]

Everyone sat back on the sofa without even looking at Xiaoxian. It was obvious that everyone was very dissatisfied with the misunderstanding Xiaoxian had made.

Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile awkwardly when he saw this: "Misunderstanding, this is all a misunderstanding. Isn't it great that the misunderstanding is resolved now?"

Yu Mo rolled his eyes at Zeng Xiaoxian and said, "Aren't you going to leave? Now you can go, no one will stop you.

"If you want to leave, leave now. I'm annoyed by the sight of you now."

"Yu Mo~" Xiao Xian smiled at Yu Mo flatteringly.

Unfortunately, Yu Mo didn't buy his tricks at all. She spat at Xiao Xian in annoyance: "Bah, you idiot!"

(End of this chapter)