Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 361 No True Feelings, Just Routine

In fact, Yumo had been quite polite to Teacher Zeng.

If Nanfeng were here, who knows how he would harm Zeng Xiaoxian.

[In his inner world, Nan Feng clapped his hands and said in a sarcastic tone.]

[So, Mr. Zeng confessed his love twice in one night, which completely destroyed everyone's three views and shocked everyone. ]

[It's fine if he's just a jerk, but he's also making the whole apartment feel uneasy.]

[My comment is: This guy is a disgrace, bury him as soon as possible. ]

[Unless he takes the initiative to confess his feelings to Yifei, then we can still forgive him at our discretion.]

[Otherwise we can just find a crematorium and turn up the temperature to the maximum, which might dry out the water in his brain.]

"Don't be like that. It's not like I meant to call Curry Sauce on purpose."

Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "Zhanbo was the one who pressed the replay button, why are you looking down on me?"

Yu Mo snorted: "You can't even recognize the sound of curry, shouldn't you be despised?"

Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, but he just said: "I, I was drunk and didn't hear clearly."

"cut."

Everyone once again expressed their contempt for Xiaoxian.

He is like this every time. He is very hard at the beginning, but surrenders at the very last step.

Zeng Xiaoxian is the only guy in the entire apartment who can disappoint people so many times in one night.

In the end, he tried to smooth things over by saying, "Actually, this can't be blamed on Teacher Zeng. Who knows when Ziqiao will call Curry Sauce again?"

"correct."

Zhanbo also couldn't understand what was going on.

"Oh, you guys are still fussing over this."

Ziqiao explained nonchalantly, "I asked Meijia to hold the door for me at the bar last night, but she disagreed.

“That’s when I said I would call Curry and ask her to hold the door for me.

"Then when I was using the toilet at the bar I said I wanted to make a phone call, which turned out to be a phone call to Curry Sauce asking her to hold the door for me."

Zhanbo was stunned: "Is this true?"

Meijia remembered: "Zhanbo, you were helping Teacher Zeng go to the toilet at that time, so neither of you heard it."

"Fuck! This is fucking possible!"

Zeng Xiaoxian was extremely unhappy; this was truly a huge misunderstanding.

Curry Sauce covered his chest and said with lingering fear.

"I was already asleep in bed last night, but Teacher Zeng called me and confessed his love for me, which really gave me a shock.

"If he hadn't called out Sister Yifei's name later, I would have thought he was going to be a pervert."

Guan Gu asked curiously, "Then why didn't you tell Mr. Zeng that he called the wrong number last night?"

Curry spread his hands and said, "I was too sleepy at that time. Besides, I thought Mr. Zeng would recognize my voice, but I didn't expect that he couldn't."

Zeng Xiaoxian felt very aggrieved: "Please, I am a drunk person, okay? Can you be more tolerant to drunk people?"

"Forget it, everyone, don't embarrass Mr. Zeng. This is not the first time he has made such a mistake. We should just get used to it."

Guan Gu advised, "Besides, it's better to make a mistake than for him to be rejected by Yifei and want to run away."

Youyou corrected him: "Guan Gu, that's called running away with a bucket."

Guan Gu was very confused when he heard this: "When the Chinese escape, they don't even take pants, so they have to bring buckets?"

"no……"

Youyou patiently explained to Guan Gu, while Ziqiao patted the back of Teacher Zeng's head with a smile.

"hiss……"

Zeng Xiaoxian covered his head in great pain. He hit Ziqiao hard several times: "Don't you see that there is such a big bump on my head? How dare you hit me!"

He beat Zi Qiao and cursed, "You think I don't feel any pain! No pain! No pain, right?"

Ziqiao protected his handsome face with both hands and said jokingly, "Teacher Zeng, weren't you very brave last night when you chased seven or eight guys on the opposite side? How come you feel the pain now?"

"what?"

Everyone was stunned: "Teacher Zeng chased seven or eight people and beat them up?!"

As everyone knows, the fighting power ranking within the apartment has always been Hu Yifei>>Nanfeng>other boys in the apartment>other girls in the apartment>Jiang Elbow>>Zeng Xiaoxian.

That’s right, Zeng Xiaoxian’s fighting ability is not even as good as that of the braised pork elbow.

You know, although the braised pork elbow doesn't bite, it is small, runs fast, has great endurance, and can make Xiaoxian run around in circles.

As a result, Ziqiao now says that Zeng Xiaoxian can chase and fight seven or eight opponents by himself... How is this possible?

Meijia looked up and asked, "Ziqiao, what happened?"

"Here's what happened. Last night I was being chased by a group of guys..."

"Hunting?!"

Zi Qiao pretended to be calm and said, "It's just a small scene. It's just a small scene."

……

Time goes back to last night. Ziqiao was fleeing in the community alone, with seven or eight people chasing him. The three people in the lead were the two sea kings and one sea queen that Ziqiao and Xiaoxian had seen in the billiard area before.

Ziqiao fled for his life, shouting as he ran: "No, I'm your friend, who are you guys? Why are you chasing me?"

"Damn it, why are you running if you don't know us!"

"You guys are fucking idiots! You guys are almost surrounding me, and I'm just going to run away and get fucked!"

"Whatever you say, we will kill you tonight!"

As Ziqiao ran to a secluded corner, he turned around slowly with no way to escape.

"Run, just run!"

The muscular man who was frightened by Zi Qiao and fell on his butt said viciously: "Where are you going to run now!" "No need, this place is good, and mainly there are no cameras."

Ziqiao changed his panic and fear and said calmly, "What's wrong, you three? Haven't you suffered enough?"

The three people who had been unlucky these days had distorted faces when they heard this: "Damn it, it turned out to be you who did it!"

"Hey, you can't talk nonsense without evidence."

Zi Qiao jumped up and sneered, "Don't get me wrong, the things you've encountered recently have nothing to do with me.

"I've only learned fortune-telling and physiognomy before. Seeing the dark clouds on your faces, irregular menstruation, and twisted testicles, I know that you must have been having bad luck recently. You deserve it."

He looked up and sighed, "This is called asking for trouble."

[In his inner world, Ziqiao said proudly.]

[Don't get me wrong, all the things they've encountered recently... were of course all done by me.]

[It's just a puncture on the tire, who wouldn't be disturbed? And I was much more ruthless than the previous fight between the three of them.]

[How fierce is it? For details, please refer to the siege of the Love Apartment by the four major factions. ]

[That scene was so spectacular that I even took a video of it on my phone.]

[Compared to my time, the three of them were much more miserable. Who made them dirtier than me? ]

[At most I can deceive the feelings of ignorant girls. Some of them cheat on money, some cheat on marriage, and some even dare to engage in PUA! ]

[Compared to them, I am as kind as a saint.]

【Zi Qiao pretended to be compassionate and put his hands together and said: It seems that I really am fighting evil with evil, and my merits are immeasurable.】

"Fuck you!"

Seeing that Ziqiao dared to mock him at this time, the muscular man cursed: "Today I will let you know what it means to ask for trouble!"

"Hey, hey, hey, you guys are breaking the rules by doing this."

Ziqiao sneered disdainfully, "You three all claim to be the ones who uphold justice and eradicate me, a scum who breaks the rules. But I was just fighting back reasonably, so why are you so angry?"

"Stop talking nonsense. There's no need for us to talk about the code of conduct with a scum like you who breaks the rules!"

The muscular man had a look of grief and anger on his face, with bloodshot eyes.

If the three of them were just puncturing tires, this bastard's behavior was like throwing explosives.

Now that this explosive has ruined their reputations and even caused them to lose their jobs and girlfriends, how could they possibly let this bastard Lu Xiaobu go!
He waved his hand and said, "Brothers, beat him up! I'm going to beat him until he can't take care of himself!"

Behind the three men, five gangsters rushed forward with weapons in their hands, but they were frightened and retreated before they could take a few steps.

"I know that you scums keep talking about the so-called rules of the underworld, but when you are really restricted by the rules of the underworld, you will definitely not abide by them."

Ziqiao said handsomely with a gun in his hand.

"What era is this? We are still engaging in hand-to-hand combat."

"My lord, times have changed!"

"Turn you into a dead head!"

The muscular man was startled at first, then he reacted and cursed: "Do you think we are idiots? Do you think you can believe that the gun in your hand is real?"

At first, everyone was indeed frightened by Zi Qiao's pretentiousness, but when they thought about it carefully, they knew that this guy must be bluffing them.

This is China, not free America. How could anyone have a gun?

And only a fool would escalate a gang fight to the level of a shooting.

If he had pulled out a homemade gun, they might have believed that this guy was a fool.

But what does it mean when you take out a Desert Eagle?

Do you really think these gangsters are idiots?

As expected, Ziqiao threw away the simulated water gun and said with a smile: "Idiot may not be an idiot, but stupid is definitely really stupid.

"Why don't you use your brains to think about it? How can a local snake like me be bullied by a bunch of you...bugs who just crossed the river?"

As Ziqiao finished his words, twenty or so muscular men appeared from nowhere and surrounded them with baseball bats in their hands.

"Big head, second son, black skin!"

Ziqiao smiled and waved at the three leaders, saying, "Thank you, thank you all for standing up and stopping this atrocity when you saw me being hunted down by these idle people for no reason.

"When you have finished your heroic deeds, I will treat you heroes to delicious food and drinks.

"By the way, let me remind you again...there are no cameras here, so you must be careful of these thugs."

"rest assured."

The leader with the largest head patted his sturdy chest muscles and grinned, "Don't worry, with our group of enthusiastic people here, they are the only ones who need to be careful."

Another man, whose skin was even darker than Zhang Wei's, also showed his bright white teeth: "Brother Lu is really particular. We like places without cameras."

The last two sons asked, "Brother Lu, just tell them how we should beat them."

Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Just do as they said just now and keep them together until they can't take care of themselves."

The eight people looked at each other and fled in panic.

Seeing these eight guys fleeing through the loopholes in the encirclement, the twenty or so "strong men" gathered in the corner breathed a sigh of relief.

"It scared me. I thought we were going to fight."

Datou laughed and said, "You may not believe me, but when I was in school, I was a three-good student every year, and I have never fought in my life."

"I believe you ghost!"

Heipi laughed and scolded: "If you were a three-good student every year, would you be a fitness coach with us?"

Ziqiao also wiped the sweat from his forehead and thanked everyone again: "Thank you to all the brothers in the gym for helping me support this place."

The guys in the gym waved their hands and said in unison, "It's no big deal. It's just for us to wear muscle clothes and act tough."

"These are all small matters. It just so happens that we can satisfy our desire to see the divine soldiers descend from the sky."

"That's right. Next time you need something like this, come find us."

(End of this chapter)