Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 362 The Strongest Meat Shield in History: Drunk Zeng Xiaoxian

That’s right, these muscular “strong men” in front of him are actually coaches and students that Ziqiao met in the gym.

Only one or two of them have real muscular bodies, and the rest are all wearing muscle clothes and were pulled over by him to fill the scene.

Anyway, it's dark in this corner, and no one would be able to tell that there's anything wrong if I put on a muscle suit and then clothes.

Just as Ziqiao said at the beginning: What era is this, and we are still engaging in hand-to-hand combat.

Sir, times have changed. Such idiotic practices as going to the hospital if you lose a fight and going to the police station if you win are no longer encouraged.

Although he is a rare genius in horizontal training in Yifei's words, Ziqiao actually thinks he is a wise general.

What does it mean to make a living by using your brain?

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Of course, the main reason is that everyone’s legal awareness has improved.

It's easy to invite so many people to show off, but if you really invite people to fight, who would be willing to pay attention to you except people in society?

Besides, since coming to Love Apartment, Ziqiao has gradually lost contact with his bad friends in society.

reason?

Instead of drinking and eating meat with that group of drinking buddies, why don’t you go to the bar with everyone in the apartment?
Those guys wouldn't mind losing a friend like Lu Xiaobu, but the apartment cannot do without a Lu Ziqiao to solve the problem of everyone's overall high moral standards.

As for why Ziqiao, who never spends money or sweats, would appear in the gym and make so many friends there, that is another story.

"Thanks for tonight, brothers."

Ziqiao clasped his hands together and said, "I'm treating everyone to a midnight snack tonight. If you don't go, it's a sign of respect for me."

"Don't worry, everyone will definitely not be polite to you during this meal."

Erzi smiled at first, then became a little worried: "But will those guys come to trouble you again in the future?"

Ziqiao smiled and shook his head: "Probably not."

Their idiotic behavior of looking for someone to beat them up is actually because they were too harsh on themselves. They are so angry that they have lost their minds and are seeking revenge.

Fortunately, he had seen all kinds of storms and waves, so he was just waiting for them to do this.

Now this group of people are probably scared by my own pretense, and when they calm down, they will not have the courage to retaliate against me.

If nothing unexpected happens, this matter will be resolved perfectly.

"That's fine."

Just when these twenty or so guys were about to go to the night market to rip Ziqiao off, Ziqiao heard Zeng Xiaoxian's shouting.

"Aren't you the perverted Aquaman who fishes out shit? Are you still looking for shit to eat in the middle of the night?"

"roll!"

Zi Qiao was shocked: "Oh no, Teacher Zeng!"

Without thinking, he ran towards the direction of the sound, and the twenty or so "strong men" behind him thought about it and followed him.

They just don't know how to fight and don't like fighting, but now they have absolute advantages in terms of numbers and equipment. Under such circumstances, they can't just watch their friends' friends being bullied.

But when these twenty or so people followed the sound, they saw Zeng Xiaoxian using a set of unsystematic turtle punches, chasing and beating up eight people on the opposite side.

He chased after her and said with a silly smile, “Hey, it doesn’t hurt!
"Hey, it still doesn't hurt!"

Xiaoxian pulled out the belt from his waist and hit the other side: "Hey, does it hurt?"

Seeing this, Datou blurted out: "This... this is Zeng Xiaoxian?"

He and Zeng Xiaoxian were quite acquainted. When this guy was heartbroken, he bought himself a year's worth of private lessons, saying that he wanted to improve himself through exercise.

As a result, he only attended half of the class and I never saw him again.

The reason why Datou could still recognize Zeng Xiaoxian after almost two years was mainly because he had never seen a weaker guy than this guy in all these years as a fitness coach.

What is the situation now? The weakling has become a superman?

Ziqiao was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth. He shook his head and said, "I'm not sure if this is Zeng Xiaoxian now."

……

3604, Ziqiao clapped his hands and concluded.

"That's how it was. When they saw more than 20 of us rushing over, they ran away desperately and disappeared in a short while."

clap clap clap!
Wan Yu applauded and said, "Teacher Zeng, I didn't expect that your fighting ability is usually so low, but you can be so powerful after drinking."

Guan Gu also nodded in agreement, "Mr. Zeng's endurance has not only been greatly enhanced when he was drunk, but the most terrifying thing is that he is not only not afraid of pain, but he can also withstand beatings!
"Zhang Wei was sleepwalking with so much strength, but he didn't feel any pain at all, and he acted as if nothing had happened."

He shuddered: "If I were those people, and I met such a drunkard who could resist and output and was not afraid of pain in the middle of the night, I would have to run away too."

Curry Sauce said seriously: "It seems that the battle power ranking of our apartment needs to be rearranged. The drunk teacher Zeng is too fierce."

Meijia stroked her chin and had an idea: "Who do you think is better, the sleepwalking Zhang Wei or the drunk Teacher Zeng?

"How about... when can we let them fight?"

"I'm more curious about one thing."

Yu Mo smirked and said, "How many moves do you think the sleepwalking Zhang Wei and the drunken Mr. Zeng can pull off against the normal Yi Fei?"

Zhang Wei complained, "Hey, hey, hey, the issues you guys are discussing are getting more and more extreme. You're deliberately trying to push me and Teacher Zeng into a dead end."

Everyone couldn't help but burst into laughter.

Then everyone started praising Zeng Xiaoxian.

People have always been like this. When they despise you, they can belittle you to the point of being worthless, but when they should praise you, they will never be stingy with their words of praise.

Zeng Xiaoxian was soon flattered by everyone's praise. He leaned back on the sofa with his eyes squinted and said in a pretentiously modest manner.

"It's just a small matter.

"In fact, I have always been very strong, but I usually just behave like a gentleman and give in to you."

Everyone was speechless after hearing this.

What Yifei said was true. As long as he dared to give Teacher Zeng some color, he would dare to open a dyeing factory. If he was given a tail, he would definitely rise to the sky.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked at Ziqiao and said, "So the bump on my head is caused by fighting with eight people?"

"That's not it."

Ziqiao chuckled and said, "Actually, the big bump on your head is because..."

He held out his hand: "If you want to know what happened next, please pay to unlock the relevant information."

"Pooh!"

Everyone cursed.

The scene changed, and Ziqiao was pinned down on the sofa by everyone in the apartment, unable to move.

"I said, I said, isn't that okay?"

Ziqiao decisively chose to surrender.

Youyou slapped Qiao's butt hard: "Why didn't you behave yourself earlier? Why did you have to be so naughty?"

Mika smiled and said, "Maybe he has a hidden masochism."

Ziqiao straightened his suit and complained in dissatisfaction, "How rude! You guys wrinkled my suit!"

Yu Mo glared at him: "Stop talking nonsense and speak quickly!"

Ziqiao got straight to the point this time: "What happened was, after you beat those eight guys away, you happened to meet Yifei who was coming back.

"As a result, you rushed over to her without thinking, hugged her, and started crying loudly in front of her without saying a word.

"I don't know what you did last night, but you were dirty, smelly, and sticky. You even soiled Yifei's dress.

“She pinched her nose and yelled at you to let her go, but you refused to let go.

"Just when you opened your mouth to say something... Boom!"

Ziqiao slammed his hands heavily on the sofa in front of everyone’s gazes: “First, you were hit by a bullet from Yifei and dodged without any injury, and then Yifei became more competitive.

"Then you got hit by her two, three, and ten dodges.

"It wasn't until Yifei used Danbaishan that you were blasted several meters away, and then fainted on the spot."

He nodded and said, "Yes, it was the back of the head that hit the ground first."

Everyone suddenly fell silent.

They had always thought that Flash was Yifei's ultimate move, but it turned out to be just her opening move.

It turns out that when facing Yifei, the stronger you are, the more miserable your death will be.

In front of Yifei, people like them who are powerless will be safer.

Zeng Xiaoxian had already begun to feel uncontrollable phantom pain all over his body when he heard Ziqiao say "one flash", and when he mentioned "a hundred flashes", he looked as if he was in excruciating pain.

It feels like my pain is sealed along with my memories, until the memories are slightly awakened, and the pain disappears as well.

"Okay, I get it."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly started asking some other questions to divert attention.

"So you were the one who sent me back?"

"How is that possible? What will my brothers do if I send you back?"

Ziqiao raised an eyebrow: "Of course Yifei sent you back."

"correct."

He patted Zeng Xiaoxian on the shoulder and said, "By the way, after Yifei came back from her date, she went to the supermarket to buy a few pounds of eggs, and then went to the night market to pack a box lunch."

Xiaoxian didn't react for a moment: "Why did she buy eggs and lunch boxes so late... I know."

He was horrified: "That date couldn't be more stingy than Zhang Wei, he didn't even let Yifei eat enough!"

Everyone couldn't help but roll their eyes.

Yu Mo shook his head in dismay: "How stupid! I bought eggs and rice specially. What else could I do except to make egg fried rice for the guy who called and cried for it."

"No way……"

Zeng Xiaoxian smiled a little awkwardly.

Everyone started to cheer again: "Wow..."

"Wow what?"

Yifei and Nanfeng came to 3603 with breakfast. She asked curiously, "Why are you all gathered in 3603 so early this morning?"

"Nothing, nothing..."

Zeng Xiaoxian quickly winked at everyone.

Nanfeng, who had heard what they were talking about a long time ago, just smiled and said nothing, still being an obedient fool.

Curry asked, "Sister Yifei, Teacher Nanfeng, what were you doing so early in the morning?"

Yifei explained as a matter of course: "It's just morning exercise, Nanfeng and I do this every day.

"Nanfeng said that you guys played really crazy last night and probably couldn't get up to make breakfast, so we lined up to buy breakfast."

She put her breakfast on the table and complained, "The line at that breakfast shop is so long. We waited in line for half a day before we could get our breakfast."

Nan Feng smiled and said, "Don't sit there and chat like an idiot. Come over and have breakfast."

Everyone stood up and walked forward with their own thoughts. Zeng Xiaoxian pretended to be relaxed and said, "Breakfast is finally here. I'm starving."

Yifei raised her eyes and scolded with a smile: "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you a pig? You ate such a big plate of fried rice last night, and you still have the nerve to complain of being hungry."

"what?"

(End of this chapter)