Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 363 Guan Gu, Good Night
Chapter 363 Guan Gu, Good Night
Everyone in the apartment paused, and then they continued to eat breakfast as if nothing had happened.
But from Nanfeng's perspective, the ears of everyone at the table grew longer and longer, and began to spin around like antennas.
[What a bunch of gossipy people. ]
Nan Feng thought to himself, knowing all the truth.
Zeng Xiaoxian's heart skipped a beat when he heard Yifei's words. He was nervous, but he also had a hint of hope: "So I didn't do anything weird last night, did I?"
"You were dirty and smelly last night, isn't that weird enough?"
Yifei glared at Xiaoxian and said, "Do you know that the skirt I wore last night was very expensive? After you hugged me, I couldn't wear it at all."
Zeng Xiaoxian could only smile and apologize: "I'm sorry, if it doesn't work, I'll compensate you with one."
"Forget it, just consider it that I was unlucky last night." Yifei snorted.
Xiaoxian continued to ask: "Then nothing else happened when I was eating egg fried rice last night?"
"I do not know."
Yifei said casually: "I was only responsible for making egg fried rice last night. The rest was done by Nanfeng. It's none of my business."
Nanfeng almost spit out the breakfast in his mouth.
Comrade Hu Yifei, you really dare to say that!
Seeing everyone looking at him, Nan Feng could only smile and nod, "Yes, yes, yes, I will basically take care of you three from now on."
"Oh..." Zeng Xiaoxian felt a little disappointed when he heard that.
However, no matter how disappointed he was, Xiaoxian absolutely couldn't muster up the courage to confess his feelings to Yifei.
Yumo shook her head repeatedly when she saw Teacher Zeng looking so disappointing. She looked up at Yifei and asked a question that everyone wanted to know.
"Yifei, what do you think of that date last night?"
"Looks, education, job and family conditions are all good, but I just don't feel anything."
Yifei said calmly, "He is neither as smart as me nor as strong as me. He also likes to express his own opinions while watching a movie. I just passed him up when I came back last night."
"That's good."
Xiaoxian muttered to himself.
Yifei raised her eyebrows and asked, "What did you say?"
"I said...I said the weather is really nice today."
"……All right."
Everyone sighed upon seeing this, then continued to eat breakfast with their heads down.
Teacher Zeng is a hopeless person.
I can’t help you, I really can’t help you!
Zhang Wei looked at Nan Feng: "So how did we end up at 3603?"
Nan Feng rolled his eyes at Zhang Wei and said, "Who told you three to go crazy in the middle of the night? In order to prevent you from disturbing other people's sleep, I can only drive you three devils into my suite."
"So where did you sleep last night?"
"I haven't slept yet."
Nan Feng spread his hands and said, "I can't sleep because of the noise in other rooms. If I spend the night in the dubbing studio, I'm worried that you guys will all go crazy and I won't be able to hear you, so I just stay up all night on the swing chair on the balcony to process the audio.
"I might need to go back to the bedroom to catch up on some sleep later."
"Thanks for your hard work."
Zhang Wei and the other two smiled awkwardly.
After understanding everything that happened last night, everyone continued to eat breakfast happily.
[In his inner world, Nanfeng dressed up as Detective Conan and spoke to the bow tie. ]
[Do you feel that the latter part is missing something, and it seems a bit anticlimactic? ]
[Yes, the truth is often hidden in those little secrets that people don’t want to know. ]
[Then let's start the last time travel. This time we will go back to the time when I just tied up the sleepwalking Zhang Wei.]
……
3604, Zhang Wei’s bedroom.
At this moment, the sleepwalking Zhang Wei had been tied up on the bed. In order to complete this operation, Nanfeng and Curry Sauce had to sacrifice the four-piece set of sheets that Zhang Wei had used for several years.
"Master, why are you tying me up?"
Emperor Zhang Wei was forced to accept the pressure of graduation, even though he was extremely strong, he had no choice but to be tied up.
"Stop talking nonsense. This is called a small punishment for a big warning. It's a punishment for your ignorance."
Nan Feng still used Teacher Zhang Wei's voice and said, "Just stay tied up and sleep obediently now. When you wake up tomorrow, I will give you a master's degree certificate."
"Really, Master?"
Zhang Wei was ecstatic: "Don't lie to me, can I really graduate successfully?"
"I'm your teacher, how could I lie to you?"
Nanfeng sighed, gently patted Zhang Wei's forehead and eyes, and the murmurs in his mouth were like a sleeping tune.
"Don't worry, you will graduate successfully.
"You are excellent, very excellent. You are the most outstanding and talented student I have ever seen."
Under the comfort of Nanfeng, Zhang Wei's tense body slowly began to relax, his voice became smaller and smaller, and the time he spent thinking became longer and longer.
"Really? Am I really, really good? But I'm afraid..."
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid."
The rhythm of the south wind gradually slowed down along with Zhang Wei’s heart rate: “Every tense and anxious night will eventually pass, and tomorrow will be another bright and glorious day.
"Empress Dowager, my beloved concubine, Chrysanthemum, Xiao Guzi, and everyone else, we will accompany you step by step towards the light.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, walk slowly, even if you fall we will wait for you."
Zhang Wei's breathing gradually became even and long, and his brows, which had been furrowed since he started sleepwalking, began to smooth out.
He said almost in a daze: "Thank you, Master.
"Thank you... Nanfeng, and everyone else."
Nanfeng stood up and snapped his fingers, waking up Curry Sauce who was standing next to him with his eyes closed and nodding continuously.
"Curry, I didn't expect you could sleep while standing. You're amazing."
Curry Sauce yawned: "Yes, this is my unique skill."
She looked at the sleeping Zhang Wei: "So Uncle Zhang Wei fell asleep like this, he shouldn't wake up again tonight, right?"
"Not always."
Nan Feng shook his head: "Sleepwalking is a very complicated thing. Zhang Wei's psychological pressure is only the inducement of sleepwalking, not the determining factor. No one can say whether he will continue to sleepwalk later."
"Oh."
Curry Sauce nodded, not quite understanding. She couldn't help laughing as she looked at Zhang Wei who was tied up.
"I guarantee that if Uncle Zhang Wei wakes up and finds out that we cut his bed sheets to use as ropes, he will cry."
Curry Sauce imitated Zhang Wei's tone and wailed: "Oh, this is the bed sheet I have been using since high school. I am dying."
"Don't worry, I have plenty of spare sets of these four-piece bedding. Just send him two sets tomorrow, and I guarantee that Zhang Wei will call me godfather just like Ziqiao did."
"Then why don't you cut up your spare sheets and use them as ropes?"
"Just kidding, my things are very expensive, okay?"
Nan Feng pointed at Zhang Wei's bedsheets that had been washed so much that they turned white. "Besides, in my opinion, Zhang Wei's bedsheets can be cut up and used as rags, but this stingy guy is still using them. I'll take this opportunity to change them for him."
"Too."
The two men locked the window of Zhang Wei's bedroom and used a rolling pin to block the window tightly, so that even if Zhang Wei, who was sleepwalking, opened the window, he could not push it open.
Curry Sauce muttered, "Is this absolutely safe?" "How can there be absolute safety in this world? Even if we tie Zhang Wei up tightly, we can't do anything if he bites his tongue to commit suicide in his dream."
"Bite your tongue and commit suicide..."
Curry Sauce thought for a while and opened Zhang Wei’s closet to find a clean sock.
"One, two, three, four, five... Why are there only five socks?"
Nan Feng pointed at Zhang Wei's feet and said, "Aren't there two more?"
"But there's something wrong with these seven socks." Curry looked at Zhang Wei's seven socks carefully again. "Wow, these seven socks are all different in style."
Nan Feng didn't care: "Zhang Wei, there are some things that are not quite right, but also quite right."
"Okay." Curry Sauce randomly picked a sock and stuffed it into Zhang Wei's mouth, "Done."
After the two of them settled Zhang Wei, they prepared to leave Zhang Wei's room. At this time, Mei Jia had already settled Yu Mo and went back to take a shower.
Just when Nanfeng and Curry were about to open the door, the voices of Guan Gu and Youyou were heard from outside.
The two looked at each other, and with a sly smile on their faces, they quietly opened the door a crack. Nanfeng and Curry Sauce squinted their eyes and peeked at Guan Gu and Youyou outside the door through the crack.
"Guan Gu, I'm already at the bedroom door, just take me there."
Youyou gently pushed Guan Gu's support and stood against the wall: "I'm not drunk like Mr. Zeng and Yumo. I can walk these few steps."
"That won't work. Nanfeng told me to take you to the bedroom."
Youyou raised her drunken eyes and stared at Guan Gu. She pretended to be angry and asked, "So, do you listen to Nanfeng or to me?"
"Forehead……"
Guan Gu met Youyou's surprisingly bright eyes and felt his heartbeat begin to get irregular.
"Then, I'll listen to you."
His voice was cramped and strained, like a rusty vocal machine.
Youyou smiled brightly when she heard Guan Gu's answer: "That's right."
She opened the bedroom door and said, "Then I'll go in."
"Okay, I'll wait for you to go in and then go back to 3602."
Youyou walked into the bedroom, holding on to the wall, and closed the door gently.
Just when Guan Gu was about to turn around and go back, Youyou's door suddenly opened again.
She poked her head out and asked Guan Gu, "Aren't you going to say something to me?"
As a simple boy, Guan Gu did not react. He pointed at himself with confusion and trepidation: "Should I say something now?"
Youyou chuckled and hooked her finger at Guan Gu.
Although Guan Gu didn't know what Youyou wanted to do, he approached Youyou without hesitation.
The next moment, Youyou hugged him.
Guan Gu's mind suddenly went blank.
This was not the first time he and Youyou hugged, but the previous hugs were the most normal and common hugging posture, that is, opening the arms and then closing them. This level of hug can be called a polite hug between friends.
But this time, Youyou's arms were crossed and wrapped around Guan Gu's neck, making the hugging posture seem a little too ambiguous.
Youyou stood on tiptoe and whispered into Guan Gu's ear.
“I know I was fooling around tonight, and thank you for being willing to fool around with me.
"Good night, Guan Gu."
Before the dazed Guan Gu could respond, Youyou pushed him away and slammed the door shut.
boom!
With the slam of the door, Guan Gu, who had been like a walking corpse just now, finally regained consciousness.
He quietly looked at the closed door in front of him. Everything was quiet again, so quiet that it seemed as if everything that had just happened was just an illusion.
But is this really an illusion?
Guan Gu touched his neck, which seemed to still have some residual warmth.
He wanted to shout towards the door, but was afraid of disturbing others.
"Youyou, good night."
Guan Gu covered his pounding chest with both hands and whispered to the door.
Immediately afterwards, a few faint footsteps were heard in Youyou's bedroom.
He stood in a daze in front of Youyou's door for a long time. Just when Nanfeng and Curry Sauce were wondering if he had a short circuit, Guan Gu suddenly jumped up.
Guan Gu jumped up and down on the spot, waving his arms and cheering quietly as he did so.
"Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
"Yes! yes! yes!"
"Hahahaha..." Curry Sauce couldn't help but laugh out loud after all.
Guan Gu is so cute like this.
Her smile frightened Guan Gu, who was still jumping around, so much that he fell on his butt.
Nanfeng gently opened the door and looked at Guan Gu with a smile on her face.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, what a happy person! He is so cheerful when he is happy."
"Nanfeng? Curry?"
Guan Gu was stunned at first, then angrily said: "You actually eavesdropped, it's really too much!"
Nan Feng shrugged: "I'm sorry, you were just outside the bedroom. This is a public space. We just happened to bump into each other."
"That's right!" Curry Sauce nodded in agreement, "Besides, if we had spoken just now, do you think Sister Youyou would still hug you?
"You have to sacrifice one between privacy and welfare."
Guan Gu fell into deep thought.
Yes, if Nanfeng and Curry Sauce were there just now, would Youyou still hug me?
I don’t think so.
So should I thank both of them?
Wait, they were clearly the two who eavesdropped and peeped, but I should thank them?
What kind of truth is this!
For a moment, Guan Gu didn’t know whether to thank or be angry, so he could only stand up and said solemnly to Nan Feng and Curry Sauce: “Whether you are right or wrong, you two have to keep this secret for me.
"Otherwise, if this gets out and Youyou hears it, she might think I said it to show off."
"rest assured."
Nanfeng and Curry Sauce looked at Guan Gu like good brothers: "We two are the most strict with our mouths."
Although everyone in the apartment is not very reliable, if they agree to help keep a secret, they basically won't leak it.
The above certainly does not include our classmate Tang Youyou.
If she knows your secret, unless your secret is something bigger than the sky, you should be prepared for your secret to be known to everyone.
"Guan Gu, let's go back and rest first."
Nan Feng smiled evilly and gestured to Guan Gu: "Anyway, the three guys from 3604 probably won't come out in the short term, so you can still jump around here for a while."
"Nanfeng you..."
Before Guan Gu could finish his words, he saw Nan Feng waving his arms and cheering towards him, "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!"
Then Nanfeng left 3604 leisurely.
Curry Sauce waved goodbye to Guan Gu and said, "I'll go back to take a shower, Guan Gu, you continue. I'm sure no one will disturb you this time."
When Curry Sauce reached the gate of Room 3604, she suddenly turned back to Guan Gu and cheered.
"Yes! yes! yes!"
"you!"
Looking at Curry Sauce’s back as he laughed and turned around and ran away, Guan Gu growled angrily.
“You are so evil!
(End of this chapter)
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