Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 364: Cleanliness Man vs. Sloppy Monster
Chapter 364: Cleanliness Man vs. Sloppy Monster
Nanfeng returned to 3603, washed up briefly, and then sat on the swing chair on the balcony to check his phone.
In a situation like tonight, with one sleepwalker and two drunks, it would be troublesome if they started making trouble for no reason after everyone fell asleep.
Although according to common sense, the three guys are now asleep and will most likely sleep until tomorrow morning, but Nanfeng always feels that for this group of people, low-probability events are the norm.
No matter what, I'll just wait until the second half of the night.
As a result, something unexpected happened.
Nanfeng got up from the swing chair helplessly, climbed over the balcony and came to 3604 to block Yumo who had woken up for no apparent reason and came to the balcony.
"Auntie, why are you up again?" Nanfeng asked as he hugged the staggering Yu Mo.
Yu Mo raised his eyes dazedly, and when he saw it was Nan Feng, he smiled foolishly and said, "Hey... Nan Feng, it's you.
"Why haven't you gone back yet?"
She touched Nanfeng's head and said, "Also, the name 'aunt' is really too ugly. You should call me, call me..."
"Is it right to call you my good sister?"
Nan Feng said with a smile: "You have used up all the dozens of good sisters I lost to you at the trendy toy base that day. Don't even think about this beautiful thing."
“I want to apply for renewal!”
“The renewal application is denied.”
Yu Mo's mouth instantly shrank when he heard this: "Not happy."
"Okay, okay, good sister, can I scream a few more times tonight?"
He asked helplessly, "So, dear sister, why are you running to the balcony in the middle of the night instead of sleeping?"
"Who said I went to the balcony? I was obviously going there to get some water. I was dying of thirst."
Yu Mo smiled foolishly and tapped his forehead cutely: "It's just that my sense of direction may not be very good. I went the wrong way."
"You are not bad at all, it is obviously terrible."
Nanfeng made a casual complaint, then supported Yumo all the way to the dining area.
"You sit down first... Never mind, you should just stand."
Nan Feng frowned as he looked at the messy dining table and chairs: "How on earth did you six manage to ruin all the places in 3604 like this?"
Even now, he still felt disgusted by the mess: "I really wanted to humanely destroy you all just now."
Yu Mo pouted and complained: "Who told them not to listen to me?"
"Yes, this is all their fault."
Nan Feng said seriously, "So since you are so obedient, you will definitely be obedient, right?"
"Ah."
Yu Mo nodded as if he was tapping a bell with his head.
He found a clean wall for Yu Mo to lean against: "Then stand still and I'll get you some water, okay?"
"it is good."
When Nanfeng went to the water dispenser to pour a glass of warm water for Yumo and handed it to her, he saw her gulp down the whole glass of water in just a few gulps.
"More."
Yu Mo said, holding up the empty cup.
"it is good."
Then Yu Mo drank seven glasses of water in a row before he calmed down, which shocked Nan Feng so much that his eyes widened.
"Good fellow, you are going to be a buffalo."
"hey-hey……"
After drinking the water, Yu Mo lay in Nan Feng's arms and smiled foolishly. Nan Feng had no choice but to carry Yu Mo back to her bedroom.
As a result, as soon as he opened the door of Yumo's bedroom, his brows couldn't help but frown.
"I know your battlefield has spread to the bedroom, but isn't the baptism of fire in your bedroom too intense?
"Zhang Wei's bedroom is obviously quite clean."
He looked at the messy stains on the bedroom floor with disgust and carefully helped Yu Mo onto the bed.
It turns out that Yumo's bed is not very worry-free either.
The bed was artificially divided into two distinct halves. One half should be where Yumo usually slept, and the other half was piled with her clothes like a mountain.
Fortunately, although these clothes were piled on the bed, they were neatly arranged without wrinkles and stacked one by one. Otherwise, Nanfeng really wanted to punch down this mountain of clothes.
And this bedside table.
Nan Feng looked at the spilled cosmetics, scattered toilet paper and leftover fruit cores on the bedside table and fell into deep thought. He always knew that Yu Mo looked like a delicate urban beauty, but was a slob inside, but was this too sloppy?
Or is it that his obsession with cleanliness makes his definition of sloppiness too strict?
Otherwise, why didn't Meijia exclaim when she came in just now, as if everything in Yumo's bedroom was natural?
Yes, there are quite a few dolls on Meijia’s bed, and a bunch of lollipop wrappers are scattered on the bedside table.
So is this a normal lifestyle habit for girls?
Nanfeng really wanted to know how they managed to survive in such an environment?
“This lipstick…”
Nan Feng picked up a lipstick that was on the overturned makeup on the bedside table with two fingers and asked, "Is this lipstick still usable?"
"It works!"
Yu Mo snatched the lipstick and stuffed it into her pajama pocket: "I really like this lipstick."
Nan Feng curled his lips: "Then why did you put it on the spilled cosmetics... and you put it in your pocket without even wiping it off."
Yu Mo was a little embarrassed, so she simply closed her eyes and pretended to be asleep: "I fell asleep."
"I really really really fell asleep."
"it is good."
Nanfeng was both angry and amused.
It seems that some things cannot be changed even if you are drunk, such as Yu Mo's rogue behavior.
He gently covered Yu Mo with a blanket and said softly, "Good night, big slob."
Nanfeng got up and opened Yumo's closet, intending to help her pack her clothes.
Unexpectedly, he was shocked when he opened the closet. It was filled with numerous brand-name bags and jewelry.
"I really hope she only spends half of her monthly salary on these things, instead of living paycheck to paycheck."
Yu Mo closed his eyes and shouted, "I don't have any money every month. I also save money every month!"
Nan Feng smiled and teased: "Didn't you say you fell asleep?"
"I am talking in my sleep just like Zhang Wei."
"Okay." Nan Feng nodded. "It's good to have the awareness of saving money. Where did your saved money go in the end? Did you put it in the bank?"
"Of course I save it to buy bags."
south wind:"……"
Isn’t this still a moonlight clan?
He sighed and gently closed the closet door. With so many bags and jewelry, it seemed that there was really no place to put her clothes.
Nanfeng turned around, looked at the terrible scene in front of him, and finally just shook his head helplessly.
Seek common ground while reserving differences, seek common ground while reserving differences.
Just as Nanfeng turned around and wanted to leave, she saw Yumo kick the quilt away with a high kick, and the kick was about to kick towards the mountain of her clothes.
The ground not far from Yumo's bed was the battlefield where this group of crazy people had fought. If Yumo's clothes fell to the ground, 3604's washing machine would explode tomorrow.
Nanfeng was startled and rushed forward to block it with his body, thus preventing Yumo's clothes from being soiled.
Looking at the messy ground in front of me, the pile of clothes like a small mountain, the messy bedside table with all kinds of things, and a drunkard who couldn't control his movements at all...
"Oh my god."
Nanfeng stroked his forehead with his hand.
It's really an eyesore.
He sighed, wishing he had let Yu Mo come in by himself so that he could turn a blind eye to the incident.
Nanfeng thought about it carefully and realized that the last empty room in 3604 seemed to have been converted into a storage room by Yumo and his friends, and it should be unable to accommodate anyone for the time being.
So Nanfeng finally made a decision. Although this decision was a bit abrupt, it was better than letting Yumo live in this "garbage dump".
After he piled up the mountain of clothes, he returned to Yumo's bed.
Nan Feng gently shook Yu Mo: "Yu Mo, Yu Mo."
"I fell asleep." Yu Mo still shouted loudly with his eyes closed.
"I know you fell asleep."
Nan Feng asked with a smile, "So I want to ask you if you want to sleepwalk like Zhang Wei and sleepwalk all the way to room 3603 before going to sleep?"
Yu Mo opened his eyes somewhat dazedly.
(End of this chapter)
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