Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 365: Drunk and Unaware of Being a Guest

Nanfeng helped Yumo to room 3603.

He swore that this was the first time he felt like crying after opening the door himself.

There were no messy traces of the war on the floor, no piles of clothes, no messy bedside tables, only cleanliness and tidiness, and there was even a faint fragrance in the room.

This is where people should live!
The place just now can only be considered a garbage dump!

Nanfeng thought to himself, then helped Yumo to the bed and covered her with a quilt.

"Okay, the sleepwalking is over, you can go to sleep now." Nan Feng said softly.

"Can't sleep."

Yumo hugged Nanfeng's arm and refused to let him go: "I seem to be a little attached to my bed."

Nan Feng heard this and said helplessly: "But I can't move your bed over here."

She chuckled and rubbed her head against Nanfeng's arm like a docile cat: "As long as you stay with me, I won't recognize my bed anymore."

Nan Feng couldn't help laughing out loud.

The drunk Yu Mo is like a smart child of four or five years old. Perhaps this child is very smart compared to her peers, but in the eyes of adults, her intelligence is just a little cleverness that can be seen through at a glance.

But isn’t it the privilege of children that their little cleverness, as long as it is not excessive, will be tolerated by adults?

"Okay, I'll stay with you."

Nan Feng sat on the bed and used his other hand to smooth her messy hair: "I'll wait until you fall asleep before leaving, okay?"

"Then I want to hear more stories." Yu Mo said more.

"it is good."

"I want to hear the love story of Lin Daiyu and Megatron."

"...Okay." Nanfeng's eyebrows jumped, but he still agreed with a helpless smile.

"I want another kiss."

Snapped!
He gently patted Yu Mo's forehead and said lightly: "It seems that you are really drunk and have started to talk nonsense."

Yu Mo covered his forehead and snorted a few times: "You don't love me, I hate you, I hate you!"

Nan Feng just looked at her quietly at this time: "If you act like a rogue again, I will leave."

As we all know, no matter how smart a child is, if he does not know when to stop, the price of greed will be nothing.

"Humph."

Yu Mo snorted, but he was obviously lacking in confidence.

"Tell me the story quickly, I'm getting sleepy."

"You have to let me think about it."

Nanfeng was quite helpless. If it was just to tell Yumo a story, he felt he could still do it.

After all, I have dubbed so many novels, animations and TV series in the past two years. Even if I can't write, can't I be a literary tailor?
But how should I tell the love story of Lin Daiyu and Megatron?

These two are not even of the same species!

In the end, Nan Feng still bit the bullet and made up a love story about Lin Daiyu and Megatron, and Qin Yumo's comment on it was...

“What a bad story.”

Yu Mo narrowed her eyes and leaned her head against Nan Feng's thigh. She said unhappily, "You want a good love story to end in tragedy. Are you addicted to tragedy?"

"Have no idea."

Nan Feng complained: "One of these two is a carbon-based life form, and the other is an iron-based life form. This is not just a difference in species, this is a difference in the essence of life.

"Add to that their different values, conflicting personalities, different times, and even different life spans, so it's logically normal for them to end up in tragedy."

"I don't listen! I don't listen!"

Yu Mo covered his ears and said shamelessly: "I don't care about logic or illogicality, I just want a happy ending.

"Besides, it's illogical for Lin Daiyu to meet Megatron. Why do you insist on making the subsequent developments follow a logical path?"

"hiss……"

Hearing Yu Mo's long and logical speech, Nan Feng took a breath of cold air. He gently patted Yu Mo's head and asked, "Are you drunk or not?"

"Of course I'm not drunk. I can drink a thousand cups without getting drunk." Yu Mo nodded his head and said vaguely.

"You can still drink a thousand cups without getting drunk."

Nanfeng touched her face, and Yumo's cheeks were still slightly hot.

He tentatively raised two fingers: "Let me ask you, what is this?"

Yu Mo opened one eye dazedly, and then said with great certainty: "Six!"

"Let me ask you again, one seven equals seven, so what is three seven?"

"One seven makes seven, two seven forty-eight, March 8th Women's Day, May 1st Labor Day, June 1st Children's Day..."

"very good."

Nan Feng narrowed his eyes slightly, smiling brightly, he clapped and cheered, "You don't want to learn from anyone else, but you are deliberately learning from Mei Jia, right?"

He pulled Yu Mo's face hard: "Pretending to be drunk to trick me?"

"No."

Yu Mo covered his head with the quilt and said, "I am really drunk."

"Get drunk."

Nan Feng pushed open the quilt without giving in. "I was wondering how you could go take a shower by yourself when you were so drunk. You've been treating the seven of us like fools for so long.

"Student Qin Xiaopang, you really know how to have fun."

"How do you know my old nickname?!"

Yu Mo was startled at first, then she complained in a low voice: "Damn Yi Fei!"

Who else but her would tell Nanfeng his nickname!

Nanfeng just smiled and said nothing. [One time, Zhanbo, who was playing a game with Nanfeng, said casually: Nanfeng, I tell you, Sister Yumo was very fat when she was young. I still remember that she had a nickname called Qin Xiaopang at that time.]

【Nan Feng's mouth curled up slightly when he heard this: Qin Xiaopang? Interesting... Then who is the fat guy in their class?】

[Zhanbo replied: There is no Big Fat. The reason why Sister Yumo was called Little Fat was because she was too short at that time, so she couldn’t be called Big Fat.]

[To be precise, there are only Xiaopang, Xiaoxiaopang, Xiaoxiaoxiaopang in their class...]

"You're not going to pretend anymore?"

Nanfeng still had a smiling face, as if she was not affected at all by Yumo's pretending to be drunk.

Yu Mo smiled awkwardly when he heard this.

[In her inner world, Yu Mo stood still unsteadily, and then she confessed. ]

[Okay, I admit that I was just pretending to be drunk.]

[In fact, I am the type of person who gets drunk quickly and sobers up quickly.]

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[I had almost regained my vague sanity after the Three-Party World War ended, but I just couldn't control my body and was overly excited.]

[She spread her hands and said: I was originally planning to show my cards, but Nan Feng just happened to come back.]

[The opportunity is right in front of me. If I don’t know how to seize it, then what’s the difference between me and Teacher Zeng? ]

[Besides, I just acted 80% drunk, that's all, it shouldn't be too much, right? ]

She stuck out her tongue embarrassedly, then covered her head with the quilt and ordered Nanfeng to leave.

"Go away, I want to go to bed."

"You want to go to bed now?"

Nan Feng raised his eyebrows and asked, "Don't you want to hear another story?"

She timidly showed her eyes: "What's the story?"

"Once upon a time there was a man who always liked to pretend to be drunk, and then..."

"Then what?"

"Then……"

Nan Feng was halfway through his words when he flicked his finger at Yu Mo's forehead: "Then she will be condemned by everyone tomorrow."

As he said this he stood up and prepared to leave.

"Hey, don't be such a scoundrel and complain!"

Yumo didn't even care about the pain in her forehead. She grabbed Nanfeng's arm and pulled him back.

Perhaps she was still a little drunk and couldn't control her strength properly. She used too much force and pulled Nanfeng onto the bed.

Nanfeng didn't really want to leave like this, he was just teasing Yumo.

In fact, as long as Yu Mo pulled him casually, he would "reluctantly" stay and play house with her for a while.

Anyway, I didn't plan to sleep tonight, and I was bored in the middle of the night. Instead of staying on the balcony alone, I might as well tease Yumo.

Unexpectedly, Hu Niu seemed to have used all her strength. He was caught off guard and could not control his body balance, and fell directly on Yu Mo.

The thin quilt in early May could not provide any effective barrier between the two of them. Nanfeng felt as if he had fallen into a warm water ball.

Yumo hadn't reacted to what was happening at this time. She just instinctively hugged Nanfeng's neck to prevent him from leaving.

She complained angrily, "Playing is playing, making trouble is making trouble, but you can't act like a scoundrel and complain like this."

Nanfeng looked at Yu Mo who was pressed under him, and he only felt a slight itch in his throat.

Nan Feng coughed lightly and said, "Student Qin Yumo, please take a look at who is being naughty between us now?"

Yu Mo was stunned for a moment, and only then did she realize how ambiguous her posture with Nan Feng was.

She let out a cry and loosened her hands, then her face changed slightly. She reached into the quilt and fumbled for a while, finally taking out a lipstick.

"Hey, why is there a lipstick in my pajamas for no apparent reason?"

Nan Feng: "...Isn't your memory too bad?"

"Is it that bad?"

Yumo raised her eyes and looked at Nanfeng. She looked at Nanfeng's affectionate peach blossom eyes and somehow felt the remaining drunkenness in her begin to surge again.

Driven by alcohol, Yumo asked a question that he would never have asked if he was not drunk.

"Do you want to...taste my lipstick?"

Nan Feng's eyes widened when he heard that, and his heart seemed to skip a beat.

He swallowed and stood there in a daze.

Seeing this, Yumo just slowly unscrewed the lipstick, and Nanfeng didn't react at all the time.

Suddenly he looked towards the direction of 3604: "What's going on? They tied him up so tightly but couldn't trap Zhang Wei.

"No, I have to go check on him."

Nanfeng quickly got up and ran towards 3604, leaving Yumo, who was holding up her lipstick and had a messy face, behind.

"Hey!"

Yu Mo said angrily: "At least let me help you put on the lipstick before you leave!"

Nanfeng staggered when he heard this, and then ran faster.

Yu Mo was so angry that he slammed the lipstick on the bedside table, then shouted in a low voice with gritted teeth.

"Zhang Wei!"

　I'm coming

　　Because some parts were deleted and modified during the review, everyone should be able to tell which part it was.

　　To be honest, I don't drive much.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)