Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 388 Lu’s Spring and Autumn Period
Chapter 388 Lu’s Spring and Autumn Period
"Hate~ What nonsense are you talking about."
Zeng Xiaoxian narrowed his eyes and raised his orchid finger and said, "The Lun family is just simply curious."
Youyou nodded in agreement: "Well, I still believe in Teacher Zeng on this point."
She stood up and lifted Zeng Xiaoxian's orchid finger higher: "Look at Teacher Zeng's sissy look, it seems like she is ready to form a sworn brotherhood with those female technicians."
"Ha ha ha ha……"
Everyone laughed heartily.
They all knew Zeng Xiaoxian's character. He was the typical person who had the desire to steal but not the courage to do so.
No matter how powerful Teacher Zeng's words are, if he really goes to some irregular sauna or KTV, he will definitely run away because of his mental obsession with cleanliness.
Meijia stood up and looked at the senior brother carefully: "Senior brother, at first glance you really look like a handsome guy."
The eldest brother raised his eyebrows when he heard this: "It looks like..."
"..."
"... handsome guy?"
"Puh, puh, puh!" Meijia quickly changed her words, "Big Brother, you are such a handsome guy!"
"Hmm~"
Du Jun nodded with satisfaction.
"It's just that the smell of this essential oil is a bit strong."
Meijia pinched her nose and asked in confusion: "I can understand you buying clothes and styling, but there is no need to go to the spa or take a sauna for blind date training, right?"
"Superficial, quite superficial."
Ziqiao raised his head, looking like the only one sober while everyone else was drunk: "Doing hydrotherapy and taking a sauna is not mainly for physical care, but for spiritual change."
He put his arm around the eldest brother's shoulder and showed everyone the results of his spiritual transformation throughout the day.
"Look, what did the senior brother look like yesterday?
"Dull, dull, and the exhaustion and confusion of working part-time while rushing to finish a manuscript."
Ziqiao snapped his fingers: "But look at how Senior Brother looks now, relaxed, confident, calm, low-key and luxurious, he is simply the best man!
“This is the difference between a dull, honest man who only wants to find a wife for himself and a stepmother for his children, and a young, handsome cartoonist with a successful career.
"And the first step of my spiritual transformation plan is to help Senior Brother relax his mind and understand his own personality."
The eldest brother's face turned red when he heard this. He straightened his back silently and forced himself to act like a real man.
Meijia smiled disdainfully, she lowered her head and glanced at the large and small bags that Qiao brought in.
Wow, the clothes here give Meijia a feeling that although she doesn’t know the brand, they look very expensive at a glance.
"Lv Ziqiao, who paid for your bill?"
"Uh……"
Zi Qiao laughed: "Isn't it hard to refuse the kindness of my elder brother? I can only accept it with reluctance."
The eldest brother nodded: "That's right."
Even though Ziqiao said a few years ago that he could help on a voluntary basis this time, it was impossible for Du Jun to not show any appreciation at all.
Free things in this world are the most expensive. If you can use money to repay a favor, it would be the best deal.
Moreover, for him, as long as the problem of stepmother is solved, even morality and etiquette will be nothing, let alone this little money.
"Big Brother, you are really generous."
Mika snorted unhappily.
She felt even more uncomfortable seeing Lu Ziqiao taking advantage than if she were at a disadvantage herself.
As soon as Ziqiao saw Meijia's unhappy look, he knew what she was thinking, so Ziqiao, who had already taken advantage of her today, became even happier.
Seeing Meijia suffer is more satisfying than taking advantage of her!
He smiled smugly, then carried his bags into the bedroom.
After Ziqiao came out, he deliberately locked his bedroom door.
"Guan Gu, Big Brother, put your things away, we are going to the next place."
Ziqiao walked forward and patted Guan Gu and the eldest senior brother on the shoulders with a serious look on his face.
"Du Jun, Guan Gu is magical..."
"What?" Guan Gu looked puzzled.
"Be serious!"
Zi Qiao rolled his eyes at Guan Gu and said in a deep voice, "Du Jun, Guan Gu is amazing. Because of your sincerity, I will teach you the secrets of Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals today!"
Guan Gu was bewildered when he heard this. He pointed at himself with a blank look on his face: "Me? A sincere heart?"
What does this have to do with me?
I have never thought about finding a stepmother for my child.
Bah! How can I have a child when I am a virgin?
"Stop talking nonsense." Zi Qiao snorted, "Teaching one is teaching, teaching two is also teaching, I have to be worthy of the money spent by Senior Brother today."
[In his inner world, Ziqiao listened to the nagging on the other end of the phone with a helpless look on his face. ]
[When the woman's voice on the other end of the phone stopped, he agreed in a very flattering way.]
[Okay, no problem…]
[My dearest and most beloved, the most beautiful lady in the world, the most beautiful woman ...
[Don't worry, it's definitely not my group of bad friends. ]
[This is my dear aunt, I will definitely match her with a good man who is reliable in all aspects. ]
[…If you are not the good man in “Your Moon My Heart”, why are you listening to the radio program? ]
[Oh, insomnia, then you can listen to this program more often. ]
[Yes, yes, I know she is not young (actually not old at all).]
[Tell grandma and grandpa not to worry. If your aunt has a dream, let her work hard for a few more years. Don't always think about letting her go back to find a date, get married and become a full-time housewife.]
[If my aunt becomes a big star, wouldn't they both be proud? ]
[I must help her find a boyfriend who is willing to support her acting career. It is not easy for a person to have a dream that he can fight for his whole life.]
[In our small county, there are only a few men who are eager to get married and are willing to let her pursue her dreams.]
[Okay, I will definitely find some clues for my aunt before the Chinese New Year, so that she won’t be forced to go on a blind date by her grandparents when she goes back home during the Chinese New Year.]
[Okay, love you mom.] Guan Gu didn't react much to Ziqiao's sudden move to teach him Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals, but the eldest brother's legs went limp and he collapsed on the sofa.
The shocked senior brother even spoke fluently: "Lüshi Chunqiu? You mean Lüshi Chunqiu? The supreme book on picking up girls in the martial arts world!"
Seeing this, Youyou looked at the eldest brother in surprise: "So, eldest brother, you can speak properly."
At this time, Ziqiao had already put his hands behind his back, posing as a mysterious master.
"Yes, it is Lüshi Chunqiu."
He sat on the sofa with a big horse and a golden sword: "Although our time is limited, you two can't learn the entire Lüshi Chunqiu no matter what.
"But as long as you can comprehend the profound meaning of Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals in these seven days, even if it's just a little bit, it will be enough for you to be successful in the love field."
The eldest brother clasped his hands together and thanked him: "Great favor..."
"..."
"…No thanks!"
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Zi Qiao said with a smile: "Big Brother, you are too polite."
"Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao."
Xiaoxian came forward attentively, acting like a bootlicker.
He rubbed his hands excitedly and said carefully: "Zi Qiao, given our close relationship, it's not too much for me to stand by and observe while you teach them, right?"
[Inner world, Zeng Xiaoxian said righteously. ]
[Please don't misunderstand me. I want to read Lüshi Chunqiu, not to learn this stuff to pick up girls.]
[I just, I just...]
[I just want to remind my radio station's female listeners how to beware of scumbags by understanding their methods of picking up girls. ]
[As soon as Xiaoxian finished speaking, a fat pigeon flew in from nowhere, landed on his head, and started pecking at him fiercely.]
【ah! ! ! 】
[Xiaoxian waved his hands wildly above his head, trying to drive away the troublesome pigeon.]
[As a result, the pigeon looked fat, but it was extremely agile when it flew. It not only avoided Zeng Xiaoxian's chase, but also pecked him a few times when Xiaoxian was swinging his wings.]
[Nanfeng walked over with his arms folded across his chest, pointing at Xiaoxian who was running away with his head in his hands after being pecked by a fat pigeon, and said in a deep voice.]
[As we all know, the inner world of our Love Apartment has always told the truth. ]
【And this is the price of dishonesty! 】
"Teacher Zeng, your so-called observation is generally known as stealing skills in the martial arts world."
Zi Qiao pretended to sigh and said, "You also know how terrible it would be if the love nuclear weapon of Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals became rampant. If it weren't for finding a stepmother for my senior brother's son, I would never have spread it.
"Your request to watch from the sidelines is really putting me in a difficult position."
"It's not difficult, it's not difficult."
Zeng Xiaoxian held up three fingers and said, "How about this? I'll take care of your breakfast for three days, okay?"
Ziqiao still sighed with embarrassment on his face: "Alas..."
"So... five days?"
The embarrassment on his face eased a little: "Alas."
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a dark face: "...seven days?"
Ziqiao finally laughed out loud: "Well..."
"Just seven days, if it doesn't work, forget it!"
"That's it!"
Ziqiao smiled happily and made an OK gesture.
Zeng Xiaoxian looked unhappy.
Nan Feng saw the two guys' behavior. He thought for a moment and laughed, "Teacher Zeng, you exchanged seven days of breakfast for the right to watch the broken Lüshi Chunqiu?"
"Broken~Lüshi Chunqiu?" Ziqiao, a playboy, was very dissatisfied when he heard it.
This is the supreme guide to picking up girls in the world of picking up girls, and it is the result of my years of picking up girls.
How come it's no different from junk in your mouth, Nanfeng?
"That's what it is."
Nan Feng sneered, "What's that? 'Even if you only understand a little bit, it will be enough for you to be successful in the love field.' It's so exaggerated that I know you are bragging."
"Are you challenging me?" Ziqiao narrowed his eyes slightly under his sunglasses, like a wild beast locking onto its prey.
"what?"
"Very good, I accept your challenge!"
Before Nan Feng could say anything, Zi Qiao said, "Just come and watch. Let's make a gentleman's agreement. If you are convinced by my Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals in seven days, you will sing a song of conquest for me in front of everyone."
"What if I don't accept it?"
"Then I'll sing you a song about my father!"
"childish!"
Nan Feng laughed disdainfully and held out his hand: "A gentleman's word is his bond."
"It's hard to chase a horse!"
Ziqiao and Nanfeng high-fived.
Seeing this, Nanfeng raised his eyebrows proudly at Xiaoxian.
[Teacher Zeng, before you study Lüshi Chunqiu, let me give you a lesson.]
[When you show a servile attitude, you are at the mercy of others. ]
【Learn it well! 】
The smile on Zeng Xiaoxian's face faltered.
I'm coming.
(End of this chapter)
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