Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.

Chapter 389 A Glimpse

Zeng Xiaoxian originally thought that exchanging seven days of breakfast for Lüshi Chunqiu, the supreme guide to picking up girls, was a deal that couldn't be any better.

But when he saw that Nanfeng had simply used a provocation and successfully got the opportunity to observe and study Lüshi Chunqiu like himself... Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly felt that he was really a big victim.

Where is the promised nuclear weapon in love?
Didn’t we agree that it would never be leaked easily?
Why do I feel that such a cool thing as "Lüshi Chunqiu" has suddenly become "Tathagata Palm" which I bought for only one cent when I was a child?

Lu Ziqiao, Lu Ziqiao, how could you fall for such a simple provocation?

Xiaoxian sighed and could only say that the men in their apartment were more stubborn than each other.

Especially Ziqiao, in some strange aspects he has almost the same perverted competitive spirit as Yifei.

And picking up girls is obviously his main minefield.

If you say that Lu Ziqiao is despicable and a dirty bastard, he will just smile and even be proud of it.

But if you say that he is not good at picking up girls, Ziqiao will really get angry with you.

In fact, Ziqiao was not unaware that Nanfeng was trying to provoke him.

However, the way of provoking someone is that you know he is provoking you, but you just can't swallow it.

How dare you, a guy with the word "virgin" in your name, point fingers at my Lüshi Chunqiu?
Just wait, you are destined to sing this song of conquest!
Ziqiao took off his sunglasses and pointed in the direction of the main entrance of Room 3602: "Let's go, there's no time to lose, let's set off now."

"Wait, let me take care of the pork elbow first."

Meijia quickly picked up the pork elbow and was about to put it into the dog cage.

Zi Qiao asked curiously, "Why did you put the pork elbow in the cage for no reason?"

Meijia explained: "We are all out, we can't let Jiang Elbow wander around the sixth floor by himself, right?"

Ziqiao pointed at himself, then at Meijia and Youyou.

"us?"

"Yes, Youyou and I are going too."

Mika put Jiang's elbow into the cage and said while holding Youyou's arm.

Youyou also nodded excitedly, her gossip spirit was burning: "That's right, how can we miss such an interesting thing."

Although Ziqiao is her nephew, she has never seen the so-called Lüshi Chunqiu.

After all, no matter how bad Ziqiao is, he can't be bad to his aunt.

"Da-me-da! (No!)"

Ziqiao decisively made a cross on his chest and said, "Sorry, Lü's Spring and Autumn Annals is passed down to males only, not females. This is my bottom line.

"So today is a boys-only show, there won't be any scenes for you girls."

Youyou said without hesitation: "I can dress up as a man. I'm a professional."

As Youyou spoke, she put one arm around Meijia's slender waist and gently stroked her long, white neck with the other hand.

"Hey, pretty, can you play guitar?"

Youyou asked in a hoarse voice.

Mika replied delicately, "No."

"That's weird." Youyou showed an affectionate look, "If you can't play the guitar, then how did you touch my heart?"

"Forehead……"

The five boys present looked at each other.

I’m afraid even Zhanbo can’t say such awkward and cheesy love words.

Youyou also saw the helplessness of the five people. She let go of Meijia's hand and pouted, "Oh, as long as the meaning is conveyed."

She grabbed Ziqiao's arm and shook him desperately, begging, "Ziqiao, nephew, oh, I really want to go."

"No way! No way!"

Ziqiao broke free from Youyou's pull without any hesitation.

Are you kidding? He teaches techniques to pick up girls. How could he possibly let girls hear these techniques?

Have you ever seen someone mixing rat poison in front of mice?
"Zi Qiao~"

"Little aunt~"

Ziqiao advised earnestly: "Aunt, listen to me... there is a director!"

"Director? Where is he?"

Youyou looked around anxiously, and when she turned back, the five boys in front of her had disappeared.

"Damn, he slipped away so fast!"

She subconsciously turned her head to look in the direction of Meijia: "Meijia, why didn't you stop them?
"Hey...Mika, where are you?"

When Youyou saw that the place where Meijia had been standing was empty, she stomped her feet in frustration.

"Miga even left me and ran away!"

"Youyou, I'm here." Mika's voice came from below.

Youyou looked down following the sound, and saw Meijia squatting on the ground happily picking up lollipops all over the floor.

Meijia put the lollipops into her pocket and explained, "I wanted to stop them, but Nanfeng was so mean. He actually conjured up a bunch of lollipops and just threw them on the ground."

She looked up at Youyou with an awkward smile on her face: "The lollipops that Nanfeng bought are all high-end products. I couldn't control myself for a moment..."

"Ok."

Youyou could only sigh helplessly.

Meijia picked up all the lollipops on the ground and put them in her pocket before she stood up and asked, "What about Youyou. Do we still need to go look for them?"

"do you want to go?"

"Of course I want to go!"

Meijia gnashed her teeth and said, "I want to see what this Lüshi Chunqiu that has harmed so many girls is all about!"

“Uh…” Youyou wanted to explain that it was Ziqiao who was causing trouble for the girls instead of the book of secrets to picking up girls that he had compiled, but she finally just said, “If you want to go, then let’s go!

"However, we need to do a little disguise first..."

……

At the Sunny Day Bar, Nanfeng and his five companions trotted all the way here.

Zi Qiao asked breathlessly, "They, they shouldn't have caught up with us, right?"

Nan Feng shook his head without blushing or panting: "Not yet, but it's hard to say later."

Based on Nanfeng's understanding of Meijia and Youyou, they definitely won't give up so easily.

And if this is a tutorial on how to pick up girls, as long as the IQ of the two of them is not zero, they will definitely come to the bar to see if their group is here.

Ziqiao waved his hand: "It's okay, let's wait until they catch up."

Guan Gu, who was breathing rapidly, gently pushed Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just run in and fell directly on the sofa in the bar, looking as tired as a dead dog.

He asked with concern: "Teacher Zeng, are you okay?"

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Normally speaking, a normal person wouldn't be too tired from walking such a short distance from the apartment to the bar. Even Ziqiao, whose body had been drained by alcohol and sex for years, was just out of breath.

But the person lying on the sofa now, as tired as if he had just run a marathon, is Zeng Xiaoxian, which is quite reasonable.

Zeng Xiaoxian was pale and breathing heavily, not wanting to say a word of unnecessary nonsense.

He just waved his hands vigorously, and then waved again, and then lay motionless on the sofa, like a sea fish stranded on the shore and could only breathe deeply.

The eldest senior brother, who had a pretty good physique, saw that Xiaoxian was so tired after just running a few steps. Somehow, the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up slightly.

"very good……"

Guan Gu failed to understand what the eldest brother meant: "Elder brother, what are you talking about?"

"He was like this the last time he climbed the mountain..."

"..."

“…Useless.”

The eldest brother smiled faintly: "Half a year has passed, you..."

"..."

"…Nothing has changed. It's still so lively…"

"..."

“…That’s good.”

Several people were startled when they heard this. Only then did they remember that it had been half a year since their group of people had embarked on the great adventure of bravery.

Time passed so quickly, but they could always be together like this.

very nice.

After everyone simply ordered some drinks, they sat on the sofa to rest and chat for a while.

Ziqiao did not begin to teach Xiaoxian his Lüshi Chunqiu until Xiaoxian had recovered some of his strength and was able to sit up straight.

He put down his wine glass and looked at Guan Gu and the eldest senior brother.

The eldest brother has straightened up and is concentrating completely. He even took out his cell phone and is ready to record at any time.

Guan Gu was still a little confused at this moment. He still didn't understand why Ziqiao wanted to teach him as well.

It can't be that he saw that I and Youyou have been getting close recently, so he wanted to teach me a few tricks and let me go out and pick up girls without harming his aunt, right?

If that's the case, how should he deal with Ziqiao, this troublesome nephew?

"Guangu? What are you thinking about?"

Ziqiao looked at Guan Gu in dissatisfaction: "How dare you be distracted during such an important class?"

If he wasn't afraid that Youyou would be forced by his grandparents to go on blind dates again and again during the New Year, he wouldn't have wanted to teach Guan Gu his version of Lüshi Chunqiu.

[Classmate Guan Gu Shenqi, could you please work harder? ]

"Feel sorry."

Guan Gu, who was distracted, became serious and soon became serious.

"very good."

Ziqiao saw that Guan Gu and the eldest senior brother looked serious, and even Nanfeng and Xiaoxian who were listening in became a little more serious. He nodded with satisfaction.

"First of all, you have to understand that picking up girls is not just a simple date, dinner or movie.

"To me, picking up girls is a war, a war that is destined to have only one winner.

"So in order to win the war, we must do everything we can, because only the victor can enjoy everything!"

Nanfeng and the others frowned slightly when they heard this. Ziqiao's opening was indeed a bit too stimulating for people like them who generally had a high moral standard.

However, no one had expected that the Lüshi Chunqiu summarized by this philandering scumbag would be a love book full of truth, goodness, beauty and positive energy.

It is nothing more than seeking common ground while reserving differences, taking the essence and discarding the dross.

Ziqiao saw that although everyone was not quite accepting of his point of view, they were still patiently waiting for him to continue speaking. He felt that this group of people were really teachable.

He went on to say: "As the saying goes, if you know yourself and your enemy, you can fight a hundred battles without defeat. Modern warfare is fought in information warfare, and the same is true for the war to pick up girls.

"As long as we have an information gap far greater than the other side imagines, we can control this war from a higher-dimensional perspective.

“So how to get the most information from the other person in the shortest time is the first and most important step in picking up girls.

“This is the first move of Lüshi Chunqiu, and it is also the foundation of all subsequent techniques.

“I named it: A Glimpse.”

"A glimpse?"

　I'm coming

　　
　
(End of this chapter)