Love Apartment: South Wind Passage.
Chapter 391: Lüshi Chunqiu says
Chapter 391: Lüshi Chunqiu says
"very good."
Ziqiao nodded and said, "Since you have already learned the "Glimpse", I will teach you something else."
"Qiaodou sack!" Guan Gu quickly interrupted Ziqiao.
Seeing Ziqiao's confident look, Guan Gu even began to doubt whether he had lost a part of his memory. He asked doubtfully, "What did we learn?"
"No way, man!"
Ziqiao was shocked: "You four either have bachelor's degrees or master's degrees. Your academic qualifications and schools are excellent, but you can't even learn such a simple operation?"
“Is this a question of whether we can learn it or not?”
Guan Gu was very upset: "You just demonstrated it to us once, and then you just gave us the answer without even looking up. You didn't even explain the process and principle clearly.
He scratched his head in confusion and said, "Anyway, I still don't know how you figured out that the beautiful lady in red is an elementary school Chinese teacher who lives in our apartment."
"That's right." Xiaoxian also chimed in, "Besides, there's nothing on her face that says whether she's in a relationship or not. How did you know she was waiting for her boyfriend?"
In fact, none of the people present were stupid, especially after Ziqiao demonstrated it himself, everyone understood it.
This so-called stunning glimpse is nothing more than the extraordinary eyesight that Ziqiao has acquired after years of picking up girls.
But understanding is one thing, but being able to do it is another.
It's just like Nanfeng can judge whether a girl is real by listening to her heartbeat. They all understand the principle, but apart from Nanfeng, few people can do it.
What's more, Ziqiao hasn't even done the most basic analysis and explanation, so how could they possibly learn it?
"Shh!"
Ziqiao gently extended a finger to Xiaoxian's lips and said, "Auditors are not eligible to ask questions, unless... you pay first."
Hearing this, Xiaoxian kicked Ziqiao: "Fuck you!"
Ziqiao lay sideways on the sofa and avoided Xiaoxian's flying kick.
"Okay, okay, okay, this time I'll answer your questions for free."
He sat up straight again and explained, "In fact, the principle of a glimpse is very simple. It is nothing more than eight words: observe and remember, analyze and think."
"Like the most basic height, measurements, weight, whether the beauty in front of you is naturally beautiful or she is actually a makeup expert, or simply her beauty is created by technology.
"Is her figure really curvy and has real flesh, or is it stuffed with pads that will collapse if poked, or is it just flat silicone...
"These judgments on appearance are simply a matter of eyesight and experience. Even a talented person needs a lot of practice to reach my level."
Guan Gu raised his eyebrows and asked in shock: "Practical operation?!"
"Practical operation~"
Facing the formal students, Ziqiao seemed very patient. He curled his lips and said, "Practical operation, the word 'cao' is pronounced with the second tone, which means operation, not the fourth tone in your mouth!"
Guan Gu nodded embarrassedly, and then he explained why accumulating vision and experience required a lot of practical experience.
If problems arise in actual operation when one lacks foresight and experience at the beginning, it would be a big disaster.
For example, when you reach the last step of the actual operation, you find out that the other person is Xiao Wan...
Guan Gu, who was almost ruined for his life by a man-girl, shivered with fear.
Ziqiao, who was interrupted by Guan Gu, sighed and continued, "What I just said only stays at the part of observing memory, but if you want to dig out more information, you must analyze and think.
"For example, the girl in red just now, did you notice what she was doing just now?"
The four of them shook their heads. Why were they paying attention to a strange beauty when they had nothing else to do?
Not everyone is like Ziqiao, who habitually treats all the beauties he just met as his potential hunting targets.
No, it's not just about beauty.
This crazy guy didn't even seem to let go of the fat girls in the gym. It was said that he even developed a so-called angel investor plan specifically for these fat girls.
I don’t know whether this is true or not.
Ziqiao sighed repeatedly: "This is why the four of you are all single, each of you lacks initiative.
"Pick up girls, pick up girls, girls need you to take the initiative to discover and pursue them.
"If you don't pick up girls, do you expect them to pick you up?"
Nan Feng opened his eyes wide: "Aren't you like this?"
Zi Qiao: (⊙﹏⊙).
"……forget it."
Xiaoxian pulled Ziqiao's arm and said, "Ziqiao, don't worry about that Versailles guy, just continue talking.
"What was that beautiful lady in red doing just now?"
"Didn't you all see that she was looking down at her phone?
"That beautiful girl was browsing the website of Love Apartment. There was a gold logo on the website that showed her tenant's account. If she doesn't live in Love Apartment, could she live in Aisen Apartment across the street?"
Ziqiao explained slowly, "A few minutes ago, the bartender asked her if she wanted to order a drink, but she refused.
"The tone of his voice and the smile on his face show that he is used to coaxing children. And it is definitely not just coaxing one child for a long time, but facing a group of children for a long time.
“So she’s either a kindergarten teacher or an elementary school teacher.
“By the way, she also corrected the bartender’s Chinese pronunciation. I think the probability that she is an elementary school Chinese teacher is very high.
"She didn't drink and was playing with her phone the whole time, but she would look up at the door of the bar from time to time, and it was obvious that she was waiting for someone.
"If she was waiting for her best friend, she wouldn't be pursing her lips in anticipation and nervousness when she looked at the door of the bar, not to mention the little movements of her hands. It's obvious that she's waiting for her boyfriend." "As for why they are in love..."
Ziqiao chuckled: "Once the honeymoon period is over, which man would dare to let his girlfriend wait?"
Everyone looked at Ziqiao with strange eyes.
"What you just said... was it really what you saw at a glance?"
Nan Feng complained: "It's obvious that you have been paying attention to the beauty since we arrived at the bar."
"Yes."
Ziqiao admitted it openly.
Not only did he admit it so openly, but he also said confidently: "I never said that a glimpse is an active skill. It should be a passive skill. Only in this way can you ensure that you don't miss any details when you are picking up girls."
"hiss……"
Zeng Xiaoxian took a deep breath and laughed, "Now I know what it means to be separated by mountains. Your line of work is hard enough.
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"If you really spend more than ten hours a day observing, memorizing, analyzing and thinking about these things except sleeping, your CPU will be smoking."
"It's not as exaggerated as you say."
Ziqiao shrugged: "This thing is just like doing practice questions. As long as you experience enough and get used to it, you will be able to see the answers to many things at a glance."
He smiled complacently: "You guys always ask me why I can always find so many big-breasted and brainless beauties in the vast crowd. Now I will tell you the answer."
The eldest brother asked again: "What is the work situation of the beautiful lady in the floral dress..."
"..."
"…How did you figure that out?"
Ziqiao said, "That beauty is a bit simpler. The dark circles under her eyes could hardly be hidden by makeup. She had to touch up her makeup several times in just a few minutes."
He secretly pointed at the beautiful woman's phone case and the doll ornament on her bag: "This phone case and doll are all commemorative gifts redeemed by airlines with flight miles. If you are interested, you can try to take a photo and scan the picture to see how many miles you need to redeem it.
"When she was putting on makeup just now, I noticed a disposable compressed towel, a foldable water cup and an eye mask in her bag.
"So you understand?"
"understood."
The four of them nodded thoughtfully.
Nan Feng looked at Zi Qiao hesitantly: "I always feel that your inference is a bit too arbitrary and taken for granted. Zi Qiao, can you guarantee that your inference is correct?"
“Why should I guarantee this?”
Ziqiao felt that Nanfeng was a little puzzled: "Did you miss the point? The purpose of my deductions is just to pick up girls, not to be a detective."
He shrugged and said, "It's okay if I made a mistake. A small error in judgment won't affect my ability to pick up girls. Even if I make a big mistake... there's not only one girl in the world."
Ziqiao looked at everyone seriously and suddenly asked a question.
"What do you think is the most important thing about this glimpse?"
The eldest brother thought for a moment and replied, "Vicious...eyesight?"
Guan Gu analyzed: "Accumulation of experience and a lot of practical experience?"
Zeng Xiaoxian said confidently: "It must be a smart brain, otherwise how could it be possible to remember so many fragmented details and analyze so many things."
Nanfeng remained silent and just watched Ziqiao perform quietly.
Zhang Wei's voice seemed to echo in his mind.
【Watch out, Ziqiao is about to start showing off. 】
"Wrong. All wrong."
Ziqiao looked at the eldest brother, Guan Gu and Xiaoxian: "A sharp eye, accumulated experience and a lot of practice, or a smart brain, are these things something you can do within seven days?"
The three shook their heads.
"Since you can't do it, why should I teach you this stunning glimpse?"
Ziqiao's mouth curled up slightly, and he spoke lightly his own weird but highly inflammatory chicken soup for the soul.
"The reason why a glimpse can become the core and the most important form of Lüshi Chunqiu is because its core is two words.
"think.
“I said, picking up girls is a war.
“It doesn’t matter how much you can see in a quick glance, how much you can remember, or what conclusions you can reach after analysis and thinking.
"The most important thing in this battlefield of love is to always maintain the ability to think independently."
Ziqiao smiled faintly.
"Lüshi Chunqiu says: I think, therefore I am."
I'm coming.
The basic theoretical foundation is complete, and it’s time to let them go.
(End of this chapter)
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